/mtfg/ - Snack Time Edition

>>5274374
first for everyone but me had an easy transition

>tfw no anyone

>>5274374
Second for tinychat link still being gone

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4th for jalapeno kettle chips

>>5274374
FRESH BREEEEEEAAAAAADDDDDD

first for i want to put a 12 gauge under my chin and pull the trigger

how to be cute mtfg

>>5274370
>complains about transphobia
>calls others losers who want to be girls

pls

I'm gonna bug my clinic tomorrow

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>FOX has a new show where Satan himself is bored of Hell and takes a vacation as a human in LA
literally retarded show concept but the guy playing Lucifer is hot as fug

discuss

>>5274402
oh god me too

if your upper arms aren't 2 cm longer then you don't pass

>>5274404
>anon picks up a trip to be seen more trustworthy
lol can you get even more pathetic?

>>5274387
You realise that the pictures people post online are only at their very best right? Because that would be pretty fucking stupid to compare yourself to them.

>>5274406
>satan takes a vacation as a MAN
who says satan cannot take a female form? who says satan has to be male? how dare those FOX shitheads imply that default human is male? reee

>>5274404
>Wants to be a girl
>Hates girls
>Hates self
>Spends their time trying down other transgirls
>Cant even succeed at that
Hahaha omg lol

>>5274403
Wear dresses with collars on them. (Not the kinky kind)

>tfw mock exams soon
>tfw haven't revised

literally ded

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You girls can be mean but thanks to y'all I'm gonna confront my mom about my name and pronouns (get my name right at the very least) when she gets home tonight

>>5274418
0/10

>>5274403
what state r u from i'm from tasmania?

>>5274431
good luck senpai

>>5274431
Oh fuck that, my mom wont even call me my girl name and I have been transitioning longer then you, wait your fucking turn

>>5274424
Women can't have power though. Conservative Faux says so remember

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>However, fetal or neonatal androgens may modulate later breast development by reducing the capacity of breast tissue to respond to later estrogen.
>fetal androgens reduce the capacity of breast tissue to respond to later estrogen
reminder that most of us are fucked even before we are even born

>>5274426
keep the t-rage down

>>5274433
I dont believe that rating. Some anon told me all girls cant be trusted so clearly you are pathetic and you're lying about it

I've been snacking on cherry peppers and popcorn a lot because I'm poor as heck but what I really love are bacon cheese fries.

>>5274448
you can't be trusted ;)

>>5274442
That's because you let her push you around.

>>5274433
>doesn't respond with anything but empty posts
yep, it's you
i bet you don't even speak english because you are some dumb eurocunt who transitioned because he was a beta male who couldn't get a gf lolol

>>5274430
me 2. im probably going to fail anyway because Im just so dead inside.

>>5274431
hey Korra you know I'll be here for you <3 I'm sorry I didn't respond earlier but that is really shitty that she won't correctly gender you or use your preferred name. Personally I'm very non-confrontational so with my parents I'd just let them do it but I think you definitely need to be like "mom, this is super important to me, this isn't a phase, this isn't confusion, I want to be referred to as female with this name cause being referred to as a boy with my male name hurts me a lot" and stuff
it sounds lame and very middle-schooly but you want to stand your ground and let her know she's hurting you but she's also your mom and you love her

>>5274459
>implying I'm a beta
>implying I don't have a [spoiler]bf[/spoiler]

stay jelly tho

>>5274445
>keep your t-meme down
Nah thats okay, I dont really care about things that dont exist.

>>5274459
I don't have a choice, she said she would call me my girl name if I lost 2 feet of height overnight or if hell froze over

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>>5274442
Lmao eat a dick Kayla. You can fix all ur life's problems by not being such a coward and playing the victim card all the time. Unlike (you) I'm not going to sit on my ass and wait for magic hormones to do the transition for me. I'm gonna work my ass off for it and help anyone else I can.

If you wanna be a bitter jealous cunt about it then fuck you, that's your own fault. But don't attack me because you suck at life. (PS I still like you but damn ur being a bitch today. Get some dick in your life girl <3)

wait k is kayla?

>>5274431
Good luck, senpai.
My parents misgender me all the time in public and makes a point to reinforce my maniless every time I see them. Out of everyone in the world I thought at least my parents would be kind to me.

>>5274448
i am telling you it's him

you would be braindead retarded to believe a new trip suddenly popped out of nowhere and started targeting you specifically and not believe it's that loser you were serving in the previous thread.

>>5274467
But random trip, none of us are jealous of desperate delusional people who only excel at being socially retarded shut ins.

>>5274459
>>5274467
>>5274470


Is there always drama in these thread? Chill out

Other news, planning on coming out as trans to my mom this thanksgiving and going to see if our insurance covers therapy so i can start the journey.

>>5274490
No I know its them calm down anon

>>5274493
you seem pretty jelly raging at others online

>>5274495
MTFG is drama capital of the world :D

>>5274470
your t rage is high tho

>>5274495
unfortunately there is. I even put
-NO DRAMA
in the OP but no one paid attention

but good luck! How do you think she's gonna take it? And it's awesome you're starting the journey!

>>5274431
good luck senpai

>>5274442
>wait your fucking turn
what in the world

>>5274495
Nah I've got a better idea how about you mind your own fucking business and stick to talking about Thanksgiving.

>>5274495
>shialebouf.webm

>>5274510

She's a super big hippy, and i'll think she take it well. Also if i plan on telling my dad i think he'll handle it well because my Uncle is ftm.


>>5274512
No need to be a bitch.

>>5274498
You seem to spout a lot of memes and act like a bottom tier plebe
>inb4 u mad

>>5274506
It isnt though because t-rage is a butthurt catchphrase shitposters spout when they feel threatened :^]

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>>5274495
>Is there always drama in these thread?
Yes.

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someone say hi to me or else

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>>5274387
so easy

>>5274527
hello yume

>>5274465
Yeah she's a religious retard with low iq so I'll do it lovingly but firm thru text msgs. If I try in person she'll cover her ears or talk over me and generally try to bully her way around the conversation.

>tfw she took the family minus me to eat out at a fancy restaurant and left me home bc painted nails on her "son" is embarrassing

>>5274527
gozayou ohaimasu

So I told my parents this weekend and they were both surprised but were both OK with it.
My dad just sort of said "I've known other people who have transitioned and I'm not phased. just be who you are"
My mum seemed pretty happy at the idea of finally having a daughter and was relieved that I had told her and now she knew why I have always been depressed. I told them that I've been thinking about it seriously for the last 3 or so years (which I have) and that I finally wanted to tell them as I feel as though I'm ready to do something about it. I want to start HRT soon and I hope to see more of you guys as I transition. A couple close friends know about it and are willing to help me. But I want to keep it low profile as much as I can until it gets to the point where I can't hide it any more and my friends ask me wtf is happening to me. Wish me luck! This is gonna be a bumpy year for sure.
- Ashley

>>5274527
hi senpaii :D

>>5274527
hi loli

>>5274534
hello. did you like the derailment i caused earlier? i thought it was pretty funny
>>5274536
you are mistaken. it is not morning

Gute Nacht.

>>5274522
Im totes fine with being a bitch so, no.

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>>5274485
Shit sux and I'm sorry to hear it. I hope they come around one day!

>>5274495
GL anon!

>>5274511
Tnx m88.

>>5274527
(you)

>>5274522
oh yes! having other LGBT people in the family ESPECIALLY trans family will really help! My sister is gay so it really helped me with seeing how they react to her and feel comfortable about coming out.
I really hope the best for you! It's a crazy ride but I'm sure you'll stick with it till you reach your end goal if you feel strongly enough about it <3

>>5274535
holy shit that's awful! if she's really going to alienate you like that that just makes her look petty and childish :/
good luck Korra, that sounds really awful.

>>5274530
JUST

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>>5274541
why am i your senpai im only 19
>>5274543
hi other loli
>>5274552
+1
>>5274548
ciao

>>5274554
Yeah my mom fucking sucks at times. But other times she can be gr8. She's bipolar so that's to be expected. But I'm s.i.c.k. ofnher shit and *so* tired of being bullied one minute and coddled the next. I'm laying all the cards on the table now.

>>5274567
Everyone here is my senpaii :D

I am hurting a lot and wish I had a family

>>5274577
I think im ur senpai but you're very close to being my senpai!!! (that's a secret)

>>5274567
>>5273676

>>5274586
i don't get it :O

>>5274538
GL and keep your chin up!

>>5274554
Thanks for the supporting word <3 been feeling kind of crazy lately and don't really have anyone to talk about it too =(

I'm feeling hopeful and once i come out i'm guessing people will be supportive, i'm at a Uni that is pretty progressive. I am worried how my bf is going to take this though =/.

Sometimes, in relationships, I find it really hard to stick to the campsite rule when it requires slightly less than full disclosure. So much I want to say but I think it would cause more drama where I'm barely coping as it is.

>>5274525
so clever, did someone eat all your chocolate?

>>5274573
yea I get that. hopefully you can lay everything out so that whatever mood she's in she'll know how to respect you. At least she should, you are her kid and especially being a Christian woman she should understand the importance of family

>>5274590
Someone told me something about you!!!
do you have steam???

I have a serious question. I am a perma-closeted (meaning I will never come out, and that is a choice I have made) mtf transgender person. I do not crossdress, but I do fantasize often about being a woman.

I will honestly never feel complete unless I were a born woman.

Is there ANY possible alternatives to transition -- even temporary - measures that I can do in my mind, online, exc to cope? Because if I ever get to transition or die, I will die -- Transition will never be enough, and I do not feel it is right for me. I'm not at that point yet, however I feel I will be in the future.

Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thankyou.

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You people are very mean to each other, post headpatting

Should I spoil the big FO4 reveal? Y/N?
>>5274604
I do but it is secret :D

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tfw ur mom makes u jambalaya and give you jewels

>>5274592
of course! If anything people here are willing to talk and listen (or at least the nice ones...just ignore the drama and shitflingers)
And I'm sure people will be supportive, especially if you're college age and going to a progressive uni. The bf thing may be an issue though, especially if he's more strictly gay than bi/pan. Good luck with that too, that's really scary :/

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>>5274587
whoah what the h*Ck?
>>5274587
this is the second time today ive been paired with someone

>>5274545
bitch i always say good morning

>>5274620
jambalaya is shit

SHIIIIIIIIT

>>5274613
You can take hrt, get laser etc and never socially transition, that made me feel a ton better

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>>5274616
>tfw no bf to headpat you

>>5274613
Different for everyone. I could get about a year of good by burying myself in work and school before things would fall apart. It left me bouncing around a lot and never really building a future.

>>5274624
u two were cute together

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>>5274616
okie

>>5274620
what kinda jewels tho

>>5274627
i am sorry. you are mistaken.

>>5274619
My steam is Wufuuu~ add me babe

>>5274613
Adding to this: I am a NEET who spends all their time online acting as a woman to cope. Is there anything else I can do? (Not crossdressing please, tried it and it didn't help.

>>5274602
Nah, I just love calling out the inane bullshit insults unoriginal nerds like yourself rely on to feel better about your broken lame fucking lives

>>5274628
you're shit and you have a comically large penis

>>5274637
shiney jewels

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>>5274630

>>5274613
Why are you not able to come out or transition? For me choices were either transition or suicide and I was elated to hear about HRT and all that.

But pretty much all I did when I was repressing before I accepted it was try and embrace manliness. All it did though was make me
A) wait longer to start when I could be passing by now
B) enforce man habits that I have to unlearn
C) left me with more years of self-hate and pain

so tbhon I don't really know what I can say to help :/ seeing a therapist may help though.

>>5274635
WHYYY ARE YOUUUU SO FARRR AWAAAAY FROM MEEEEE

I NEEEEEED HELP AND YOUR WAY ACROSSSS THE SEAAAA

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>>5274616
>>5274630
>>5274637
>>5274644
where are the yuri headpats!

Hey everyone, quick question. After placing an order and sending in the signed agreement form, how long does it take QHI to process the forms and ship?

>>5274634
Read >>527464
It is currently how I cope. I truly will never transition/hrt however. Is there any hope for people like me, that a "true" "cure" will be available one day?

>>5274640
You could become a woman. I hear that helps :0

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>>5274643
>shiney jewels
thems the best kind!

>>5274649
vacation in europe sounds fun doesn't it

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>>5274538
good luck :)

It's great that everyone's so supportive, that's an important and nice thing to have

>>5274624
yumeeee

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>>5274651
w-whats a yuri

>>5274651
>yuri

gross

>>5274648
Embracing manliness is something I've never tried. And never will, as I'm not a man. But i have to act like one. I've known for a long time I am trans, but cannot transition for a lot of reasons. Mainly because it wouldn't help me. I am near certain of it. I have unrealistic fantasies and will never be what i want to be. Bad self esteem bad everything. My life is basically fubar.

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>>5274660
yes it does

thing that make you go hmmmm
>>5274663
hello my sweetheart

i caused a shitstorm earlier lel

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/12010388/calls-for-zoolander-boycott-benedict-cumberbatch-character-branded-transphobic.html

Discuss pls

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>>5274666
Forbidden love

>>5274679
are uu gonna add me on steam ;~;?

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>>5274666
Like this

>>5274654

It really isn't that simple for me. I feel though I will never be a real woman, no matter what. Call it internal transphobia or whatever, regardless, i just feel as if it is not the option for me. I wanted to ask are there other things I can do.

>>5274640
Do you go to therapy? Cause that would probably help

>>5274686
maybe ><

>>5274658
f coursh

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>>5274666

>tfw you wake up from your nap and you're still alive

I met a binary trans woman last night around my own age who didn't have autism and I hadn't met online first. She was pretty cool and I expressed a few opinions about finding nonbinary transition difficult to understand, people who transition for political reasons as harmful, people that put less effort in, and emphasis on 'passing' as lazy, and how I think an emphasis to get out there and live a normal life is the best way to change society's perception of trans people instead of relying on tumblr blogs and anger, and we talked about hons and general distaste for fetishy transitioners.

A lot of trans people I know are NB political tumblr types and it was kinda refreshing to share a few honest opinions that I figured were 'controversial' but turns out aren't.

>>5274687
benis in but

>>5274687
that's another kinda of patting

>>5274689
Nope. You think any of us wants to be trans? This is the only choice. Its this or nothing.

>>5274693
I cannot for fear of outing and huge personal trust issues, and also doctors in a 4hr radius by car are all trans hating/moneyhungry/ridiculous. In australia also, and I will not go through the ridiculous requirements here regardless. Also >>5274689
>>5274640

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>>5274684
>>5274687
i-isnt that just girls practicing kissing and stuff with each other so they know how to for boys?

>>5274672
lol stop sounding like me haha
I had told myself early on when I first thought I might be trans that I wouldn't go through with it cause i didn't want to get sex change surgery if I couldn't have biological children
and shit look how things change haha. I'm gonna be completely sterile from hormones and I'm A-OK with that because I know I'll never be happy until I'm a girl. And ever since I've started to transition, I'm getting more self-esteem, I care more about my body, my outlook on life is a lot better, plus I feel my mind and body are more at peace now that I have more estrogen going through me
like I said though, therapy would definitely help you.

>>5274694
plz ;~;!!!!!

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>>5274512
calm down sir, there is no need to chimp out

>>5274711
Of course not. But i was just windering. Guess this is like the rest. I will never give up hope. Goodbye for now.

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>>5274679
What's xir name again?

>>5274629
>transitioning jormy style

>>5274512
whoah chill out dude

>>5274687
me on the right

>>5274716
I have been trying to find other answers for over 10 years and won't stop now, and will never stop. Thanks for trying however. I will have to look deeper into the internet for what I am after. Best of luck.

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hey who want to be my gf??

>>5274679
film should be erased from history and and bendyclick fumplepatch should be executed. obviously

>tfw just saw Rawr irl

>>5274715
No, Titchbits and I definitely use our tongue. I dont think you can call that practice.

>>5274714
Well i've got no ideas, just hope you either decide to transition or figure something out, living miserably is no way to live =(

>>5274642
>I just love coming here and pick on unoriginal nerds to feel better about my own broken lame fucking life
:^)

>>5274725
benedick cuminbitch

>>5274679
All is a cisgenderphobic microagression. Ben Stiller is a bigot.

>>5274731
that's fine, I'm sorry I wasn't able to give you the answer you needed but best of luck to you <3 feel free to come back and most of us will try and help in any way we can

>>5274739
I know this, and thanks for the kind words. But I've been suffering for over 29 years, most of it not even trans related. It's just life. I will keep hope, and wait for tech to improve/coping strats. Maybe one day

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>>5274676
What was it this time?

>>5274715
no, some girls would rather do it with each than boys

even handholding, the purest firm of affection

>>5274735
lick her feet

>>5274749
And thanks very much for the kind words. I appreciate it. The caring is immense in all m2f communities.

>>5274725
wow benedictina cumonbach passes better than 99% of trips here

also she looks like maddie tbhon

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>>5274755
idk ill post it to you on skype lmfao

>>5274652

about a week normally

>>5274750
Also one more thing I may add, if anyone wish ex to talk about this further ((nontransition coping measures)) please add me on steam: taintednight. Also, if you want to just play dota 2 sometime. Byebyes and thanks again.

>>5274764

Thanks, I just wanted to be sure. I heard they had good quality cypro and I didn't want to find another source for it.

>>5274759
Not possible since she was wearing boots.

And she got on a bus already anyways. What really pisses me off the that the cashier gave her his number after helping her pick up her groceries because she didn't want to ruin her manicure and all she did was throw it away on her way out

She's just what I suspected, a piece of shit Stacey that thrives on others Misery.

>>5274437
cock

>>5274744
when my partner and I read that shit we had a like double take to make sure it was the actor's name and not the character's

>>5274779
take her boots off and lick her feet by force

>>5274679
Eh it's a joke in poor taste, doesn't seem like they meant it to be offensive.

Pointing it out and saying that isn't really cool should be enough imo

>>5274722
Dont misjangle my prenouns shitlord.

>>5274740
>No u
Goop coping mechanism anon. Let the bitter keyboard warrior inside you heal ur wounds

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do NOT reply to this post

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>>5274736
>>5274755
s-so like... can two girls make babies?

>>5274791
whatever u say babe

>>5274791
What will happen if i do?

>>5274801
a

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>>5274748
Ben Stiller is a satirical master who yet again is going to tackle small-mindedness, foolishness and lack of common sense in the high society fashion industry. :^)

>>5274790
>Goop coping mechanism anon.
Are we going into defensive mode and projecting again?

>>5274791
motherffucke

>>5274808
hi nat! im at work :>

>>5274750
Wish you luck.

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some of you transgirls are alright, do not go to the thread tomorrow

OFFICIAL HITLIST:

>>5274801
>>5274802
>>5274829

THIS IS NOT A JOKE

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>>5274800
yes

why do you think hand holding is considered lewd?

>>5274763
k

what if I respond to your post but don't reply to that one directly??

>>5274830
i ate too much chinese food

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>>5274836
juts try it

>>5274836
I'm not afraid! I won't bow to your tyranny.

>>5274800
Yes. I saw it in an anime once.

>>5274827
>Copied my post like a fucking clown
>Anon all you did was copy my post
>Y-youre projecting!
Lol whatever you say asshat.

why does aife sound booty annihilated all the time? who hurt him this bad that he wants to be this way?

>>5274684
>angry adult man posting anime

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>>5274838
>>5274859
>why do you think hand holding is considered lewd?
s-so ppls here are going to have the storck visit them and they will get ababies?

>>5274613
Hey, it's me again... know I said goodbye but im kind of shy? I guess about talking relating to this issue. Does anyone else know any coping mechanisms for being trans without transition? This includes methods where I still suffer immensely, just enough to make me not want to die.

>>5274733
i'll be ur gf sure lets make babby kewl 2bh pham

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>>>/v/317510884
>>>/v/317510884
>>>/v/317510884

I dare you to post yourself

>>5274873
girls cant babby

>>5274862
>Memes, catchphrases, reddit user banter
Thats nice.

>>5274868
Oh well its a good thing Im a girl then. How lucky for me~

>>5274880
o rite
w2b babby

>>5274871
Of course

has anyone held yiur hand recently??

you could be next

>>5274888
babby store
nice trips btw desu

>>5274871
How else did you think gay babies happened?

>>5274859
And now we are throwing in insults for a greater effect, excellent. A+ on internet debate, now straight to bed junior, I hear your mom wants to read you your bedtime story now!

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>>5274906
yes ma'am

"[It's fine as long as they have the face of a woman?]

Gisu was making an unbelievable face.
However, I'm sure in this guy's case, if a girl who matched his tastes perfectly suddenly turned into Arthur pulling out Excalibur he would be fine with becoming Merlin."


Japanese people use some stupid analogies

>>5274896
thanx desu
take me to babby store warehouse i want a super babby
lets go
>>5274906
my name is a gem do i count

>>5274891
nobody has ever held my giant man hands or kissed my ugly face and I refuse to stick the growth into anything and no guy will ever want to do anything with me.
so yeah.

>>5274898
oh
idk

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>>5274871
Do you have a smizmar sheen?

>>5274883
>Memes, catchphrases, reddit user banter
take it or leave it faggot
i'm not unpacking better material for an internet message board low level nobody like you

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>TFW SHE DOESNT REPLY

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>>5274883
>Aife
>girl
Your male chromosome dares to disagree with you, sir.

>>5274906
ofc

>>5274914
ohh

I'd hold your hand sheen, you seem cute

>>5274904
Nah I dont care about reading any of those words you probably spent 10 minutes trying to write. Why dont you just kill yourself and save us both the trouble of having to watch you shitpost all over yourself tbqh

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>>5274933
YES

>>5274918
no

>>5274933
>you seem cute
I'm not

>>5274921
But you dont have any material your posts are unfunny word diaherra of overused Internet lingo. You're just a faggot~

>>5274932
>Now thats what I call Edge 12
But chromosomes dont determine gender :^]

>>5274883
I want to violate aife's butt

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>>5274914
>no guy will ever want to do anything with me.
iktf

>>5274944
Going to do some work,
hopefully you'll actually be funny when I return

>>5274976
I C E D
C
E
D

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can't sleep

>>5274872
Repeating myself - gosh all the troll comments lol

>>5274963
can you go jump off the bridge and take the whole tumblr with you, please?

>>5274966
but you just didlast month
and you are cute enough to get it again whenever

I'm just an ugly manhon who should kill himself

>>5275007
I dont use Tumblr maybe you can tell me about this website you enjoy so much.

>>5274888
hello
its me

>>5275017
How do you go from funposting to being suicidal in the space of 5 minutes?

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>>5274944
that's better :)

>>5274949
I mean it. When you aren't hating yourself you're actually adorable

>>5274963
strong words from a grown man who still makes tildes in his post like a basic teenage boy

maybe you should spend less time baiting people like le epic master debater you are on internet and more in school where you would learn how to spell diarrhea, cancerous ass for brains

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>>5275029
WHERE ARE YOU

>>5275026
I was wondering if after all these years... You'd like to meet, to go over everything
????????

>>5275017
Madison is a hon with a dadbod and will never find a boyfriend. You'll be fine if you lose some weight.

>>5275036
i added that to my breakup playlist on spotify and i was listening to it for the 3rd time today and that song just came on and every time it does im like
damn

>>5275021
It's a professional echo chamber where mindless morons who think they are special like you go to get their philosophy from.

>>5275030
Maybe Im not so worked up by Internet words that I take the time to spell check anything I can find that's slightly wrong so I can triumphantly present it like I just dropped the sickest burn ever. Tbh I think its funny how hard you're sperging about muh chromosomes. Guess me being a pretty girl really upsets you~

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>>5274982
none of us can

birthday sushi in a few hours. kinda sad that only two people out of everyone I invited could come

>>5275028
thats my secret anon, I'm always suicidal

>>5275029
I'm really not.

>>5275039
>Madison is a hon with a dadbod
no she isnt

>>5275043
Okay well you go have fun posting about your ZoombaGates on Tumblr I dont really care about video games tbqh but you have fun

>>5275053
>having birthday parties at all
FUCKING NORMIE

>>5275044
why would words of an insecure prick who gets off to debating anyone who is willing to give them attention by replying to them upset me? are you one of those retards who think their words are strong enough to pierce other people's fragile little hearts? don't flatter yourself too much hon

sounds to me like your little brain got heated up from all that anger building inside and forgot to check your own post for spelling :^)

>>5275064
Sounds you like you're furiously typing lol

>>5275058
I will. Thanks.

Whats a good site/place to buy decent circle lenses?

anyone else a big fan of eggs?

Is this the 3rd thread in a row that has degenerated into anon and Aife flinging insults at each other now?

>>5275041
idk i dont actually like adele or that song all that much desu
but yeah
>breakup playlist
>tfw no breakup

>>5275053
how many people invited?

>I haven't had a birthday party since I was 12

>>5275053
Nice, sushi! Some people is better than none people, right?

>>5275098
i like a few of her songs
but i really like that one
>>breakup playlist
>>tfw no breakup
me neither but here i am

>you will never anally annihilate a daddy in panties
it hurts to live ;-;

>>5275093
Yeah, and apparently asking people to stop makes you a horrible troll with no life

>>5275103
I invited 7 people but only 2 are coming

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Reply to this post in the style of a trip.

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>>5275093
almost makes you wish for yuri posting right?

>>5275093
they are the same people . he's just bored that he started replying to himself like a true shitposting pro to create some kind of commotion around

>>5275105
i like right as rain
i gotta d/l the new album

we can listen to breakup music
together
i wrote a breakup xmas song
or i'm still writing it
but yeah

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>>5275129
transbians like you make me wish for a nuclear war

>>5275131
sis!!! are you breaking up with santa??!!?!

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>>5275129
Sounds like a plan.

I hope I dream of gem while I'm asleep

>>5275128
hahaHA uhhh ew. neway I'm going to fuck my lesbian girlfriend now BTYE

>>5275124
mmm well make the best out of it! :DDDD

What are you gonna do?

>>5275128
Wow that's really original you buttblassted fagottron. Why don't fuck off back to leddit before I reply to every single post you make for hours telling you about how not mad I am?

>>5275128
MY GIRLFRIEND IS HOMELESS

LOOK AT ME I'M SO UGLY AREN'T I?

xD

>>5275136
yah santa is a bad sugardaddy
but no im still heartbutthurt over that shit u prolly know about

i h8 xmas though u didn't know???

>>5274663
Thanks!
Now I've just got to tell my brother and the rest of my family (which thankfully is small, and nobody has been a prick about my gay cousin who won't 100% come out as being gay).
My dad instantly asked if I would like to be referred to as a girl and if I had chosen a name yet which was really nice.
but I forgot to tell him my name and the moment passed so I decided not to awkwardly say "can you call me Ashley please". That can wait till I see them next weekend.
Thankfully, I have a very supportive friend who is XXY and has had some feelings of gender dysphoria himself.
He went and got me some tights this morning which although I don't get a sexual kick out of cossdressing (never liked girly clothes anyway and I don't intend to dress very girly even when I do transition, i'm more of a tom boy) I do fucking love because they feel so comfy and smooth. No annoying leg hairs XP
He's also offered to get me anything I need but am too embarrased to buy myself while I'm still nowhere near passing. How do you people cope with all the anxiety? every time I open my mouth I say something and I end up getting a depressing/sinking feeling in my chest. I just want to be able to do normal people things without the searing self hatred that comes with it every time. I just want to be able to get on with my life, and it's crazy to think that in order for that to happen. I have to go through all this BS ¬.¬
- Ashley

PS, Love you guys/gals!

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>tfw your gf tells someone you're just a friend

>>5275145
loool you even got his propensity for typos right.

>>5275128
I'm SO EDGY. You are a dumb faggot bitch, why don't you pass flawlessly like me. Having two X chromosomes is great even if I'm still an infertile hermaphrodite with a dick and a heart condition.

>>5275157
>gf
>not ex

>>5275153
yeah i know. i still got a little butthurt with me. lots of little bits of butthurt from lots of places that add up to a llot of butthurt.

i didnt know that :/

>>5275128
waaah I hate myself my mom hates me I'll never transition because I am so manly unlike all of you ungrateful cunts who are enjoying their easy mode lives. Oh hey mom's here with more pizza, time to swim in my private pool.

>>5275157
did you talk with her about that?

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>>5275148
This is spot on. 10/10.

>>5275141
it's been so long since I've seen ufufu post that I can't even remember what she's like.

>>5275145
>mfw

>>5275172
lmao

>>5275157
>tells someone
Someone who was giving her a facial ;)

>>5275157
you mean your ex girlfriend?
time to go get a bf tbqh

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>>5275145
10/10

>>5275128
I am an alpha male and all bitches love me. <posts pic of a conveniently angled nerd girl>

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>tfw u play mk8 online and ribbon road comes up in the stage roulette like 6 times and NOBODY PICKS IT

>>5275128
Listen you jealous hon haters, just because I like to top men with my dick and would let them suck it doesn't make me a gay male fetishist! You're just jealous of my job literally doing sex work to make ends meet.

>>5275128
>forever an unpassable manbodied manfaced freak that only gay men with no standards would date
Being a hon isn't easy and I know this because I'm the king of the hons and don't look like a cis girl at all.

>>5275128
I like my name what's wrong with it?
I don't get why people tell me to not post here, I've done nothing.

Can't blame me for my physique and hon genes, by the way here's 10 pictures of me with a beard and a video of me performing my rape thing.

>>5275196
does he really fuck men for their money now? damn he really stepped up his game

>>5275196
>>5275204
>>5275206
holy shit thank you for rescuing this thread.

>>5275164
This desu

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>>5275206
>here's 10 pictures of me with a beard and a video of me performing my rape thing.

>>5275157
yeeaaaah... thats fucked up...

>>5275093
>tfw can't afford Shitpost Pro CS6

>>5275210
Under the guise of "sugar daddy"

>>5275128
I have the hygiene and gundam collection of a 13 year old boy, why can't I find a boyfriend? ;_;

>>5275128
I like posting in /k/, buying guns and dreaming of fucking dogs and ISIS terrorists.

>>5275227
>gundam collection

jormy should have no trouble getting a boyfriend

>>5275128
hello i have autism

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>>5275227

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>>5275220

>>5275233
u know, you'd think that....

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>>5275231
>dreaming of fucking dogs and ISIS terrorists.
can't believe i'm not the only one

>>5275234
lel

>>5275227
But anna is the one with a gundam collection silly, I have a plushie collection

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>>5275227
>gundam

>>5275227
>>5275250
jormies get out reeeeee

>>5275128
Hi girls! I'm here to post a long diatribe about how you're going to make it but I'll feel like a boy tomorrow and fuck off back to gaygen.

>>5275244
glad u liked it

>>5275250
isn't it crazy how we always get confused for one another?

>>5275162
Fuck you dont make fun of my typos im disabled.

>>5275174
I talked to her, she just said she'd knew i'd give her shit for that

>>5275259
break
up
with
her

>>5275259
like Faye Valentine?

>>5275259
Why would she do it then? It sounds like she was trying to piss you off...

>>5275231
That's not true, I would never fuck ISIS.

>>5275128
desu senpai ^__________^ I love you girls so much!! I'm a kawaii cute anime princess welder with the body of the a well-hung and athletic black man AND YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY (jk luv u o///////o)

first for man body and man face, the combo of death and bad things

>>5274354
nice
saved to my 'reasons to die' folder :^)

>>5274387
kayla I think you're fucking forgetting somebody, hello

>>5275206
>performing my rape thing
I was with you until that part, what is my 'rape thing'?

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what does having a boyfriend feel like?

I'm bored ask me anything about my vagina while I dilate

>>5275271
I wouldn't surprise me to discover that you are a child molester.

>>5275128
Look I never did anything, it was rawr, you're just jealous that I got ffs, once people realize I'm pretty I'll be the most popular trip here. Ohh god I'm a hon ffs doesn't work I'm gonna hang myself before my boyfriend comes home. Hey guys I'm back looks like everyone was talking about me again, I love being so popular

>>5275275
it feels alright

>>5275259
well obviously! It's like she doesn't want people to know you two are dating and it's shitty as fuck. what are you going to do now?

>>5275166
yaahhhh all this butthurt is hurting my butt


yah xmas sucks desu

http://strawpoll.me/6064341/r
>tfw mtfg is this dumb
how can I be not actually trans if I suffer from debilitating gender dysphoria?

>>5275157
You're literally as bad as Kayla for staying with her, I hope you realise that. Literally just as bad. Do you seriously not realise that she's a bad, abusive person? Of all people I shouldn't be the one talking sense to you.

>>5275278
I'm literally perfect and pass flawlessly even though I look like a teenage boy with a vagina. Stop being so jealous hon.

>>5275271
You live in england, every thing is free for you plus you never worked one honest days work in your life

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>>5275258

>>5275290
>i suffer from gender dysphoria
>thats why i spam my unshaven face constantly!

>>5275289
as it should

i like crimbus personally, tho the consumerism makes my stomach hurt

>>5275282
right okay well my first trip was literally "Ol' Rapey Face" for the precise reason that I have a rapey-looking face, so idk what reaction you're looking to get out of me. I think I have mentioned some degree of dissatisfaction with the appearance of my face before, yes.

>>5275295
>filename
fucking kek

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>>5275275
what does it feel to have a boy put his pee pee in your butt, then thrust it until he shoots sticky milk inside it?

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>nobody has to parody me because I am a parody of myself and being me is punishment enough

>>5275298
>i like crimbus personally
me too anna, me too

>>5275283
What the fuck did you just say? Suicide? why are you making fun of me for hanging out a window with plastic butterknife when you look like a man. Just because you had surgery doesn't mean you can attack me because I have autism, that's a double standard

>>5275293
actually HRT is £16 a month, cheaper, sure, but there's 1-3 years waiting time beforehand and that's only going up at the moment, not down

and I haven't had a job because I'm fucking disabled, because I'm actually worse off than you tbqh

>>5275296
Do you want me to post the neck rash pic again? If I had another face, I'd post that one instead, but I don't, so I can't.

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>>5275295
im dying

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>>5274406
>they show the Lucifer commercial again
>I didn't realize the first time he has A HOT BRITISH ACCENT
Hot sexy British Satan please take me

>>5275312
>waiting time
mail order mones #1

>>5275298
take the suffering from me pls

i mean.........idk i like the idea of xmas but the consumerism is trash, + i used to hate my birthday being made irrelevant by xmas but now i dont care since i just pretend i have no birthday

>>5275312
The real reason you won't go down the NHS route is because you will never be diagnosed with GD and you know it.

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>mwf IPL treatment today and then doctors.

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>>5275312

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>>5275312
>muh disabled
I am disabled too, my right knee is titanium and hurts all the time, I have ulcerative colitis and crohn's disease, I broke my c3 vertebra and have spasms occasionally that cause me to flail, sometimes leading with me spilling a drink or other bad stuff, and I have had cancer twice. Fuck you for constantly blaming disabilities on you being a lazy fuck, I never mention my disabilities in real life, I just suck it up and deal with it.

>>5275290
How can anyone have it as bad as me? I have it the WORST! You shouldn't make fun of me because you Europeans have everything handed on a golden plate while I had to dig coal in the mines and ride dirt bikes instead of transitioning to a beautiful woman like ufufu and be the ideal docile housewife for my man.

>>5275128
Hey ladies I just went and had an extremely epic day that i just made up tbqh...how are you girls tbqh...
I need my personal dickfarm tbqh...
No i don't lie and im a nice person tbqh not like other chasers tbqh...

>>5275309
yeah!

>>5275323
r u....
forever
21?