mtfg ladies night edition

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>>5254378
>No ERPing!
Challenge accepted

>tfw no anyone

>tfw finally got over my crush on elanna
feels good

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>>5254381
elanna, i...

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boys are cute

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>>5254381
>>5254390

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>you will never pass and be able to make friends as a woman and not be forced to be a boy
>you will never be able to talk to your friends
>you will never have a life because it's too uncomfortable as a man

Xth for which trip is the most crush-able?

>>5254392
that boy needs a haircut thats not from 2009 tho

>>5254398
maddie or caddy

>>5254389
how? even the terrible and constant erping doesn't make me crush on her less

which trip to throw in front of a bus?

>>5254398
me! i have over 15 bones that are frail and weak.

Sorry about being gross but i started hormones like 4 months ago, just buds on my chest and bigger/darker nipples, but also sometimes i lactate a tiny bit

Just kind of laying here making it happen on purpose

Not really too sure why im just.... Milking myself

>>5254406
kiwi

>>5254392
.....Russian mtf is that you? I thought vladimir putin b& 4chan

>>5254408
Wow that's great please keep us updated.

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>>5254401
DON'T MAKE FUN OF HIS DUMB HAIRCUT D:
I don't care if it's dumb he's still cute <3

>>5254398
adri

>>5254397
I already missed my childhood and teens, what's 60 more years gonna hurt?

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>>5254402

>>5254408
i loled

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>>5254398
I'd like to be crushed under a steel plate, any takers?

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>>5254398
i can't possibly think of anyone who fits that description

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>>5254424
elanna don't say such things

;~;

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>>5254418
Same, I don't even care if it's real friends.

I just want to be comfortable with myself and talk to someone and have a friend, just want to talk to my dumb internet friend about nothing at all and play video games.
>tfw can't live

>>5254378
>no more sexy elves
:(

>>5254419
>>5254414
For reals though im not gonna cause any damage right?

It's just kind of satisfying in the most weird way

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>>5254392
Sorry to say Vivills, but you have terrible taste.
This is what a real man looks like.

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>>5254438
holy shit
>>5254437
i mean idk...probably not? sry :S

>>5254437
>not gonna cause any damage right?
You might

inb4 you pop and bleed

>>5254412
w-wut
I'm not from Russia
I'm not even Russian :/

>>5254438
I-I know but I'll still early on so I'm all about boys and not men yet :/

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>>5254438

>obviously waxes
>real man

>>5254445
>I'm not from Russia
>I'm not even Russian :/


nah she was a trip only oldfags remember... I hope she is okay... she like guys with plugs

>>5254403
Being 2k miles away and no hope of ever meeting her irl did it

>>5254456

Marisa?
I remember her, too.

>>5254456
ah ok
b-but plugs don't matter too much, they just need to have tattoos <33333
and if they're tall that's even better <33333333

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>>5254438
>his nipples look more developed than mine do...

>>5254408
>>5254437
I've had a white spot on my right nipple for a while now... kind of makes me wonder if that's what it is
I definitely agree that rubbing my buds is satisfying

hey mtfg this girl likes me and i like her too and she just revealed to me that she is trans. i feel bad though because ive masturbated to trap threads on /b/ before so im not sure if it would be right to go out with her what should i do

>>5254455
tfw no hairy bf

>>5254468
just ask before you touch her gt

>>5254468
Go out with her and respect her personal boundaries around how she uses her body.

>>5254468
just do it and stop being lonely

>>5254458
iktf

>>5254468
My ex admitted he had wanked to trans porn before, it's no biggie desu

>>5254438
*presents butt*
please take me

>>5254463
was 2long ago

>>5254481
We'll keep pairing you with closer and closer trips until you're shipped with mei.

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>>5254471

They are
Pretty beautiful

>>5254485

Marisa was farther back or the russian anon you're thinking of was farther back?

>>5254481
ok but what if when i said "ive masturbated to trap threads on /b/ before" what i meant was thaat that's almost exclusively what i masturbate to

>>5254468
It's a big branch of porn for a reason tbdesu. I would be more surprised that someone said they'd never watched anything trans porn related ever.

>>5254463
Marisa was a different russian who came later. russianmtf was the one who liked the so alpha scene kids

>>5254488
But I know so little about mei apart from the fact we both live in the same frozen hellhole.

>>5254490
If you treat her as a human being and not as just a sex object, it shouldn't matter.

>>5254489
I was thinking of Russian mtf the trip, not marisa

>>5254495
alright i guess ill give it a shot then thanks for the advice

>>5254495
It's ok. After bexe is too far we can move on to the western ontario anon. Small steps.

>>5254488
>implying I didn't already ship her with mei
mei x elanna = meilanna 5evar

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>>5254499
this process has to be stopped

Raifu x Rawr is best combo

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>>5254499
You're tearing me apart anon...

>>5254512
two str8 faggots that like to suck dick

>>5254510
See >>5254488
it stops at mei

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>>5254521
But I don't even know her ;____;

Do any of you Canadi-keks know about Billy Talent the awesome band that is 10x better than MCR?

>>5254532
I saw them live a long time ago. Are they still together?

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>>5254521
no...

>>5254532
i fucking LOVE billy talent ackshully, although i haven't kept up with their newer stuff

>>5254536
still together
>>5254542
don't think they have released any new stuff other than dead silence last

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When will /mtfg/ draw their own shota yaoi doujin?

>>5254532
I don't think they're that much better but they're pretty good.

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>tfw gf to cuddle before bed

>>5254587
gay

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>>5254587
>tfw no gf to cuddle and fall asleep with in bed

>>5254607
stop being so gay

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>>5254587
>>5254607
>tfw no bf

>>5254617
>tfw not man enough to be kit's gf

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>>5254617
iktf ;~;

>>5254617
stop being so straight

>>5254625
What are we supposed to be?

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>>5254596
>>5254616
>not being gay

>>5254629
No comment

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>>5254616
what if i can't

>tfw my armpit is in a picture and one of my friends accuses me of being lewd

Fetishist detected

>>5254488
>>5254521
baka senpai

goodnight mtfg

>>5254649
at least it wasn't the ankle

>>5254642
when did you get so gay? did anon break you?

>>5254617
Just become gay.

>>5254617
We all know you are secretly gay just embrace it, it's nothing to be ashamed about.

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>>5254659
anon was the question, but elanna was the answer

>>5254650
Goodnight mei

>>5254660
>>5254665
>pressuring someone about their orientation this hard

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>tfw eating sesame chicken and brocolli at 1 in the morning
i'm gonna regret this probably

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Bedtime for me, goodnight mtfg

>>5254672
o/////o;
Goodnight bexe

>>5254699
Why are you going to regret it?

>>5254711
because i'm a fatty

>TFW BOOBLETS ARE GROWING AGAIN
>POINTY IN SHAPE
>NIPPLES PRACTICALLY POINTING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS
I'M GOING TO HAVE THE MOST RIDICULOUSLY WIDE-SET CONE-TITS IN THE HISTORY OF THIS GENERAL

>>5254270
>tfw started at almost 21

>>5254303
;-; need

>>5254332
worst meme

>>5254367
that's already me, dummy, it's like you don't even read my posts

>>5254275
I don't need to imagine, I'm living the nightmare every day of my life

>>5254099
probably "very"
it'd match with my state of being in all other aspects of my life

>>5254468
see >>5254476
don't go on about your porn habits at her straight away and just ask her what she's comfortable with when and where it comes up naturally and you should be fine, don't get too autistic about it because a lot of the time we don't like to have a big deal made of it because it just reminds us we're not normal girls

[spoiler]how do I avoid wide-set cone-tits?[/spoiler]

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>>5254708
goodnight elanna

me on the left

>>5254708
Sleep well!

>>5254712
Broccoli sounds healthy though...

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>>5254714
>Noelle posts

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>>5254660
>>5254660
i like boys please accept this about me !

>>5254708
gn elanna !

>>5254714
Mine are growing also, high-five! Only mine are domes. Anyone got spheres?
>tfw no spheres

>>5254719
the ratio of broccoli to sesame chicken is like 1/10

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I feel like shit tonight.

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>>5254672
>Bexe turned gay
>She already has a crush

>>5254729
cool!
still dk how to avoid the fuckin torpedos though, urghggggghgh

and I'm worried I have such a wide chest it's gonna make them point angles really far outwards with the nipples almost on the SIDES

>>5254735
didn't she have a thing with an anon for a few weeks?
you've missed your chance twice

>>5254737
*angled

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https://clyp.it/cyd553y3

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>still no bf to comfort me when i'm crying and hug me a lot
everything hurts

>>5254745
DIE STACY SCUM

how many of y'all have actually gone to ladies night with id that hasn't been fixed yet?

>>5254737
Yeah, but cone boobs look fine bra'd up so don't feel too down about it!

>>5254756
I have an ID, still waiting on the ladies night though.

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>>5254748
>tfw never had anyone to comfort me while crying as far as I can remember
it hurts

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>>5254750

https://clyp.it/1qpm4yc4

>>5254765
everyone would always yell at me to stop crying and to man up and i wish i was dead

probs a really dumb question but are hip implants a thing and is it risky?

> co-worker straight up asks me if I'm gonna ask cute homeless co-worker out.
Shieet, guess everyone knows.

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>>5254780
>Co-worker comes up to me at work today
>We've been working together 2 years and he knew me pre-HRT
>He says I'm pretty cute now and asks me out
>We go out to dinner, get back to his place and fall asleep cuddling and watching netflix
>Tfw now dating qt co-worker

He's like 6'4" and muscular and perfect.

>>5254796
that's amazing anon :)

>>5254780
Guess you got no choice but to ask them before someone spills the beans.

>>5254779
I kinda doubt they are, still couldn't hurt to Google.

>>5254774
Post-transition I'd cry so much that peopled just got used to it and accepted that it was just how I was.

>>5254796
iJelly.

>>5254741
Damn, really? This what I get for not being around, I guess

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>tfw no bro to prank with a beej

>>5254765
I tend to get really guilty and hide somewhere, but my friends are very comforting when they can coax me out

>>5254802
They know because she flirts with me non-stop and we were all stuck in the break room for 15 minutes while our manager was testing alarms.

>>5254714
holy shit you don't quit do you

please leave and never come back
im begging you

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I miss Cheska.

>>5254834
trip on cheska

smug_cheska_face.jpg

>>5254810
Same desu. My brother is gross and like, 15. fml.

>>5254815
Sounds like an easy target. What's stopping you from asking her out?

>>5254834
What happened to Cheska?

>>5254841
She left with Sophie and they live together now and made a vow to never come back here, or at least not under their old trips.

>>5254834
I miss having hips like that.

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>>5254841
I just lost my shit laughing at desu, I totally did not know that it gets converted, cheeky Hiroyuki!

>>5254845
Oh, gay.

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my chest is really sore
like really really super sore
am i gonna get mega milks?
my mom has to get plus size bras so maybe it's genetic

>>5254841
I already told her I'm interested in her. She didn't seem put off by it at all but she didn't really directly respond to it. I'm guessing she's not ready for a relationship yet.

>>5254870
Lucky you. I recall reading something like, you'll be a cup size below your closest relative; probably hooey though.

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>>5254834
now that me and sophie are donezo maybe i will post here more

>>5254878
My mom is a FF but I'm still a 36B.

>>5254881
Kiwi said she still misses you earlier in the thread.

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Dogs are having family time

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>>5254881
You and Sophie aren't donezo. A-Are you?

>tfw won't see qt co-worker until Friday
I was feeling like shit this morning and just seeing her for 10 minutes made my day so much better

>buy Fallout 4
>or maybe new clothes
>or save the money
/mtfg/ wat do?

>>5254950
It's fun, but not sixty dollars fun. Buy clothes t b h

>>5254378
I fucking love ladies night! Get so drunk. Then suck a dick and get fucked in the ass.

>>5254950
buy clothes or save it, i wish waited for goty/ultimate edition desu

>>5254964
I really gotta get me one of these ladies nights...

>>5254950
Fallout -> earn caps -> buy clothes -> ??? -> profit

>>5254975
They are awesome but so are getting drinks bought for you nights. Same thing happens. Or parties... I am a slut.

>>5254994
Nice. I'd be a slut too if I wasn't obsessive compulsive.
>tfw have to ask people to shower immediately before sex.

i just noticed that my brow is actually really pronounced
fucking kill me

>>5254950
transwomen play vidya?

>>5254950
Roll for clothes

>>5255026
Bears shit in the woods?

>>5255008
That's a good choice but I'm too eager to swallow.

>>5254960
>>5254966
>>5255031
Clothes it is. I know I need new jeans, but what else should I buy?
>>5255008
I'd be a slut if I could go in public without panicking.
>>5255026
No, not at all.

>>5255035
Not a choice, I have a panic attack any other way. It sucks, it makes dick difficult to obtain.

>>5255038
Aren't you pretty though? I recall you being pretty.

>find dress with super pretty design on it
>open back
Every time.
>>5255055
Nope. And if I was, I don't really think that would help with the anxiety in public. Probably make it worse, since more people would be looking at me.

>>5255068
>anxiety
iktf

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these are both pretty shit desu

>>5255055
>>5255068
Well that sucks. Dicks are great and feel awesome.

>gay boy from gameshop says me and my gf should put our numbers in his phone
>put in number
>see place to put pic
>go to take selfie
>whole group calls me out for taking a selfie
>blush hard
>realize I hit the picture button mid blush
>hand him the phone
>"I CANT HANDLE YOUR LITTLE KAWAII SELFIE"

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>>5255082
Get that D

>>5255082
oh my god that's adorable

>>5255093
now imagine chris-chan taking the selfie

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shittest reward for a boss rush ever tbqfh.
also all the bosses were weird, al;ternative version

>>5255096
topfuckingkek
>>5255097
I don't know what i'm looking at

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>>5255088
>he's telling a story about a girl hitting on him
>he says "JEEZ WHY DONT YOU GET IT I ONLY LIKE CHICKS WITH DICKS" right when I pass by
>give him an amused list
>".... that was a coincedence that I said that when you were walking by"
>continue giving him amused look
>he's blushing

it's innocent though but it's fun giving people shit desu

>>5255097
>>5255073
what game is that anyways?

>>5255104
binding of religious memes

>>5255101
If you didn't give him shit you'd let us all do. You did good faye.
>>5255104
The Binding of Isaac aka binding of religious memes

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>>5255107
>let us all do
Down i said down. Fuck me

>ladys

>>5255116
Chalk boards don't have spell check anon

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Hey ladies
Looking for a gf
Any takers?
40 year old man looking for 18 girl

>>5255126
>girl

>>5255119

Look at those eraser marks. Clearly they spelled it right the first time and someone "fixed" it. I bet it was the owner.

>Lol, the new kid did a good job but his spelling could use some work
>*grabs eraser*
>*swipe swipe*
>*grabs chalk*
>*tappity tappy -squeak- tap*
>There we go
>Lol, kids these days

>>>/r9k/24371204

>>5255020
hormone fat redistribution will smoothen it out

>>5255136
Why Trashy? Why be so mean?

So i woke up and queued with my friend and we won three of four, made me feel better.
>>5255136
HI TRASHY

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>>5255133
dat wascally wabbit
>>5255145
>What is this? 4chan?

>>5255145
topkek
>>5255147
helli

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>>5255151
>image swaps

>>5255152
Serious question - how does a bunch of robots know so much about trips from here?

>>5255155
maybe we have a spy in our midst

>>5255155
They don't really. Besides the anons from here.

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https://unsee.
cc/bodesuta/
just showered, shaved, combed hair straight down
be gentle pls

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>>5255145
There's actually quite a good reason why you see the people here engage in that kinda shit.

>>5255155
Some of them want girl with dink?!??

>>5255159
Back the camera away.

>>5255155
lurkers and shitposters I guess?

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>>5255164
s-sorry i was doing an edgar impersonation

>>5255160
Even though we haven't talked in a while I just want you to know I miss you and hope you're doing well. <3
>fgt

>>5255166
In that case
>>5255151
That image actually works well

>>5255152
I'm sad that i wasnt included on this tier list, no ones calling me ugly.
It's the not knowing that hurts most.
>>5255159
Look like noelle if she shaved. Do something else with your hair

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>>5255160
Watashi! You came back. I am so glad. I missed your detached trolling which you use to cover up how miserable you are.
Also what's the reason?

>>5255157
>>5255165
Seems like a lot of effort for nothing. Saving pics, watching cams, etc.

>>5255161
>Some of them want girl with dink
Well it is /r9k, the cringe central.

>>5255168
Aw I'm doing great, I hope you're doing well too Raifu!

Too be honest you should try to spend less time here if you aren't already, really just makes your outlook so much better.

>>5255172
my hair's wet so i wasn't trying to do anything with it
t-thanks for the comparison

>>5255172
I'm not on them because I don't post anymore lmao

>>5255182
TR-TRASHY
D-DEATHGRIPS
Y-YEEZY?

>>5255181
Don't be sour, I'm trying to be honest with you.
>>5255182
How have you been? Have you changed in looks at all? I always thought you were cute.

Donald Trump

>>5255184
SEASONS
APPROACHAN
>>5255185
I'm just a hikki desu
Never was cute and won't be I got longer hair :^)

>>5255190
Oink oink motherfucker
>>5255192
I think you're cute.

>>5255192
p-post a pic trashysama

i almost bought a pair of air yeezys
or yeezy 3s
something kanye
i forgot
but no money
so AYYYYY

having to break fulltime to go boymode to a laser appointment is more painful than the first time i had laser, jesus christ

>>5255196
Man up lil' nigga.

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>>5255194
shit senpai
>>5255193
naw nigga

>>5255200
post a pic of u senpai
this is my
i didn't get the yeezys face
https://unsee
.cc/gipabuto/

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>>5255193
Oddishu me and neens are probably going to go to SC, howre you

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>>5255159

Cuter as a boy. Detransition before it's too late.

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>>5255203
it ok senpai dont get cold feet

>>5255159
>https://unsee.
>cc/bodesuta/
>Alas, the images were deleted as requested.
>>5255206
wait senpai did u see it?
i put the timer on 10 minutes i thought
but u know im not tryna post my face in this dump u knw

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WHAT IF ANIME WAS REAL

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>>5255210
We had our chance.

>>5255210
Umaru hoods for everyone

>>5255210
Make your bed.

>>5255205
>Implying kiwi or 80% of people are going to make it

>>5255204
I'm in montana, heading back to san antonio in january. Turns out I'm like a basket case or something and my family hates me so I'm gonna stay with my ex because she gives a shit

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I think there was a closeted FtM in my class all semester. They looked and sounded just like a normal girl to me, and had a girly name, but my professor and half the class was calling them he
>ask prof why he thinks they're a boy
>"well he has a mans body"
>meanwhile I'm sitting there with boobs obviously showing

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>>5255219
We are all gonna make it anon

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>>5255214
Get with the times m80

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>>5255217
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM.

>>5255228
>YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM.
Let's not joke about that. The shit you people put your families through is obscene.

What is the most painless form of suicide

>>5255223
I want to lick the inside of your ear Jormy.

>>5255243
murder suicide

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>get prayer book again on floor 2
>NOT ONE DEVIL DEAL IN THIS ENTIRE RUNE SO FAR
fuck you edmund

>>5255243
opiate overdose probably

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>>5255243
probably like helium hood or opioid overdose

>>5255243
The one that involves you not posting here.

>>5255243
A long fulfilling life

I look like Noelle

I've never been gendered female in one year of hrt

should I just an hero?

>>5255268
if you are autistic like him or korra then yes

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>>5255268
Post picture and I'll tell you honestly

>>5255258
Lol

>>5255272
in doing it

>>5255268
>Only one year
GIT GUD YOU PLEB
YOU AINT EVEN DESPAIR YET

My heart hurts

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>Ladys drink free
I know you guys want dem privileges.

>>5255337
>implying self respecting girls drink in public
degenerates desu

>>5255341
I want to pour beer on your cock and stayrt sucking on it all night

>>5255341
>implying self respecting girls drink in public
Not that I enjoy drinking in public either but I dont see how that's degenerate, seems pretty innocent.

>>5255344
I dont actually have a cock

>>5255345
its okay for boys. they usually can handle their alcohol. most girls become sluts tho.

I sometimes hate people (esp other women) for having the right genitals, being normal, having no gender worries, i could just kill everyone arround me. Not to sound tumblr but everything triggers me and i just want to cry and die
what can i do against this?

>>5255249
hey, im from the other board in that thread where you talked about being bullied. add me if you want to talk

[email protected]

im going to bed so i will respond when i can

>>5255268
>one year

lel, I was only like androgynous by then, like people either didn't gender me or would flat out ask if I was male or female. it took like 3 years before I passed 100% (as far as I know, but it's not like people are going to go from asking and misgendering to suddenly being polite to the tranny).

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>>5255348
>its okay for boys. they usually can handle their alcohol. most girls become sluts tho.
As an old infomercial said.
"Women, know your limits!"
Just drink responsibly, dont get smashed if you cant keep your legs closed.

>tfw I dont even mind paying for drinks but no women I know deserve one

That was the shittiest fuckin episode of supernatural.

>>5255353
I'm going to bed too, Gnite anon!

>>5255358
I might let you buy me a coke tho

>I drink cheap drinks and not nice whisky
>>5255349
go on r9k and reeeee then shoot up a salon

>>5255365
>I might let you buy me a coke tho
Gee thanks for the privilege.

>>5255372
:3
Ive to go to the archives again
bai bai

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>>5255373
cunt come back here

>>5255373
Archives? You some kind of historian?
Bye bye.

>>5255375
everything for you bby

>>5255376
yes. got a degree in history and english

I probably should have studied STEM stuff in retrospect tho

>>5255361
gn. Email me if you ever need someone to listen.

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>>5255380
>yes. got a degree in history and english
Oh jesus, discussing history with you would make my head boil so hard I might have to smack you.

That drink, we better not.

>>5255384
xMAKIx3.0x

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>>5255384
will you discuss Rhodesia with me cartman?

>>5255390
Yeah I dont know enough, I love this fucking operation though: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Dingo

Based Rhodesian armed forces, such a shame the world let them down, they could have built a little paradise in Africa but niggers ruined it.

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>>5255401
Ian Smith did LITERALLY nothing wrong.

Communists ruined everything, yet again.

>I got bullied a fucking hell of a lot as a kid and was conditioned into believing that I have to be absolutely perfect for people to like me since people would flip out at me over the smallest things. legit, one time someone told me to kill myself because my congestion was annoying them. So I'm always afraid of there being anything about me that someone might not like.

>Now whenever I do something that someone may have been annoyed by, offended by, or just wasn't the perfect thing to do, I end up getting flashes of these moments that feel like getting hit with a boiling water balloon. I get a LOT of them when trying to sleep

>And getting rejecting is like getting tarred and feathered by myself.

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>>5255406
https://youtu.be/tBVDdr3wqm4

My knowledge of Rhodesia is bare bones, I'm more read up on WW2, WW1, Cold war, ancient times and medieval.

You'll have to tell me everything.

Also, fucking bongs literally paying for Zimbabwes agriculture 'redistrubution' which robbed so many white farmers of their farms, and it continues even today, the only reason all of them havent been seized is because they literally dont have enough qualified black farmers to take over.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_reform_in_Zimbabwe
>Between 1980 and 2000 Britain provided a total of 44 million pounds to the government for land resettlement projects.[14]
Jesus christ Britain, literally paying to rob whites.

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>>5255418
I'm pretty sure I have a vocaroo of my explaining what Rhodesia was but I also have this on my youtube channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhfdsN6CywQ

They didn't even have an apartheid state and everything was pretty equal actually, anyone who says Rhodesia was a racist apartheid state is a fucking moron who can't even take a look at how their presumable country (the united states) was treating their blacks at the time. Spoiler alert: It was much, much worse.

Apartheid aside you still have to look at the facts that South Africa was the most illegally immigrated to nation on all of Africa vastly outranking everyone else, despite this Apartheid state it seems like a lot of Africans wanted to live there.

Things that make you go, hmmmm

>>5255384
Assuming you know your shit, wed probably have similar opinions.
I always preferred roman history tho, modern history is way too dangerous politically

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>>5255429
FURTHERMORE I PROPOSE THAT CARTHAGE MUST BE DESTROYED

>>5255431
Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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>>5255434
FIAT JUSTITIA RUAT CAELUM

>>5255422
Shit the pacing on that vid feels so awkward, headache to listen to. But yeah you are right, I dont really care about apartheid though, the vast majority of blacks do not deserve equal rights, not in our countries.

We have literally fucking built everything in Africa, everything. All buildings you see there have been built by foreign investors and formerly the colonial powers. Asians seem like the only ones who integrate well, they're civilized but always follow a despot. Which probably only helps them integrate since they dont really question the order of things.

>>5255429
>Assuming you know your shit, wed probably have similar opinions.
I dont think the egyptians were black and the crusades and nazis being evil.

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>>5255439
pic related
>>5255439
i dont think phie thinks that either

crusades were justified, nazis are not evil, egyptians were greco-arabic

>>5255439
see
>>5255443

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pimozide
Does Pimozide really cure gender dysphoria? If I fail to pass will it be a back up option?

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>>5255447
>>5255439
OFFICIAL CHRISTIANITY TIER RANKING SYSTEM

Catholic > Anglican > Lutheran > Calvinist >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Baptist >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anabaptist >>>>>>>>>>> Evangelical

if you dont agree with this you're a fucking mongoloid m8

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>>5255450
>side effects
>loss of transgenderism

>>5255454
but does it?

>>5255460
probably as well as opiates or alcohol desu

>>5255450
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8839957
There was a study of one person who was borderline retarded, I don't think its very trustworthy

>>5255462
So temporarily but then it all comes crashing back?

>>5255451
Orthodox here, you are all small time.

>>5255451
:^)

tfw no tranny cure

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>>5255470
N O V O R O S S I Y A

>>5255460
no idea, i looked it up and there's only one "study" that has a sample size of one. The study itself doesn't go into much detail aside from that this crossdressing person (with a learning disability) stopped crossdressing on 2mg of the stuff then started again when they decreased it.

But quite a few psycho-active drugs will "cure" transgenderism, but they do it at the cost of turning you into a zombie.

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>>5255443
Have this pic, some truth here too.

>>5255447
I'm still skeptical, do you think USA was built on slavery? Do you think the american civil war was about slavery?

>>5255451
>Catholic
Catholicism aint what it used to be, have you seen the newest pope? He's a complete fucking kuck and literally preaches against the bible. Why this pope hasn't been inquisition'd I dont know.

>>5255475
https://youtu.be/XK7XwLbd-oI
Make this song your mental motivation and just be a man.

>>5255475
what would even happen if there was a legitimate cure found?

like, would tranny magneto come out of nowhere and destroy it??

>>5255478
i tried senpai

>>5255480
fagNEETo

>>5255480
It would probably just be given as an option along side transition to start with and let the individual decide.

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>>5255480
>like, would tranny magneto come out of nowhere and destroy it??
Caught me off guard you little shit.

>>5255476
>N O V O R O S S I Y A
Not every Orthodox is a Russkie yume. And Novorossiya as a concept is a pipe dream as it strands.

>>5255480
Tranny magneto. Yes, i like that. I approve.

>>5255488
yeah i know its p sad the idea of the confederation basically fell dead in the water with the ceasefire

D O N E T S K

>>5255478
ive never really dealt with american history before but I am gonna try:

the USA was built upon the vast ressources of the continent and the necessary manpower (through immigration) needed to harvest that. slavery was a natural part of an expanding colonial and post colonial nation.
the civil war was about economic and geopolitical interests. there were states in the north that had slaves even after the war for a while, so moral reasons are a nonissue. I think the real plan was to integrate the southern economy and reduce their effectivity to ensure the northerners domination. the influx of the "freed" slaves was welcome too, so the need for criminally cheap labor in the north could be satisfied.

how did I do?

>autistic tranny /pol/tards

ewe alds

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Hey girls, how do you feel about how South Park represents Caitlyn Jenner? I feel bad for laughing at it as I'm trans myself, but I can't help it, her design just makes me lose it.

>>5255495
i think its kinda dumb and bad for trans ppll in general, just like caitlyn jenner

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you dont think caitlyn jenner is beautiful ? fuck you

its 2015

>>5255498
IM RED ROPES

>>5255495
It is a realistic representation.

>>5255491
You know they are going to invade Kazakhstan next? Because of the Baikonur Cosmodrome.

>>5255501
when you're looking at me you should be seeing red ropes

you see the thing about being red ropes is i can go into any bathroom i want. hey haha you gonna get mad at some twizzlers for going into the wrong bathroom? FUCK YOU
>>5255502
R O S S I Y A S T R O N G

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>>5255503
YOU DONT THINK A 60 YEAR OLD CAN'T BE BEUTIFUL

FUCK YOU

(delicious piece)

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>>5255510
RACIST RACIST NAZI NAZI GET HIM FIRED FROM HIS JOB KKK NAZI BIGOT

>>5255512
I SEE YOU

YOU PC

YOU SMART AND YOU KNOW WHAT IT GETS YOU


LOTS OF PUSSY

>>5255510
>>5255512
>>5255514
Wtf is going on? o.o I just woke up and I come to /mtfg/ and this is one of the first things I see.

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>>5255514
hey man... i think you're pretty cool ive been seeing your posts on that 4chan and hey, i think its pretty cool

maybe u should hit me up online sometime for a chat, nothing special, just two gals having a good time. your cool :) hit me up online anytime im always free to chat
>>5255516
its 2015, fuck you!

>>5255516
I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU

IM SO PROUD OF THIS TRANNY

YEAH

THIS TRANNY POSTS ANIME GIFS

THIS TRANNY POSTS ANIME GIFS ON TUMBLR

A REAL WIZ KID

>>5255517
>>5255519
I'm so confused ;_;

>>5255521
https://youtu.be/wWOInVjJ9uY

It will be over soon
I'm moving over for the new generation

>>5255517
John Oliver has such a punchable face.

>>5255521
Hey it's almost 2016.

>>5255524
Woah woah, what about John Oliver? I don't follow him, but he seems like an ass.

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>>5255519
*posts anime gif at u*

>>5255525
Dude you can't say that ITS CURRENT YEAR

>>5255495
She certainly looks like someone who transitions at 60 years old.

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>>5255526

>>5255531
>Anime