/GayGen/: Body Image Edition

first for tfw no bf

>>5239874
>Are you and your body on good terms, /GayGen/?
Today I saw my reflection in the mirror and I thought I looked good c:

>What do you like about your body?
I like the aesthetic shape that swimming has given to me

>What would you change?
pectus excavatum :c

Wouldn't change a thing
Its what makes me me tbqh

>>5239883
i cant have that with a woman?
theres literally no need to go after a guy

>>5239874

Usually.
My hair.
My GI tract syndrome.

Who's watching London Spy right now?

God damn I'm excited, Wishaw is so great.

>>5239874
Yah I like how I look now. Just need to gain back some weight.

>>5239873
You sound like you would have trouble fighting your way out of a wet paper bag. You should probably stick to being a femboy.

>>5239873
I forgot the english word for marbles, but mashed potatoes also fit quite nicely.

>>5239881
Y-yes.

>>5239890
>pectus excavatum :c
>thisismyfetish.jpg

>>5239892
>women
>true love
kek
women only want money

>>5239905
That's horrible. Fetishizing other people's misfortune.

>>5239908
but they like more masc guys then hitler here for example

more "homo" than gays themselves

>>5239908
and gays only want dicks? a guy would prob be more likely to cheat than a girl
gays are way more slutty

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WJmkhh1EF4

>>5239900
haha I sound like huh. But trust me I am fine.
>>5239902
Come on man I have shit stuck in my throat :c

>>5239890
I wish I could go swimming. Shame the chlorine would fuck my lungs up.

Maybe I'll give it a try some day and see if I can actually breathe while swimming.

>>5239902
Fair enough

>>5239918
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pLsYV2aUPW

>>5239913
im not manly though...

Hey guys!
Guess what time it is! =D

http://vocaroo.com/i/s096Jbyl2pzc

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>>5239917
Okay

>>5239916
a man can disasociate sex from love
a man who cheats can still love you
a girl who cheats doesn't love you anymore
she'll just fuck some dude and then get half of your stuff and take your children away from you

>>5239905
>>5239890
Just imagine that GYNO!

AYY LMAO

>>5239918
>Come on man I have shit stuck in my throat :c
what kind of stuff? is it sticky?

>>5239917
I cant hear shit.

>>5239925
man up

>>5239928
you really seem to have fun

>>5239938
>you really seem to have fun
He really loves Christmas

>>5239874
No, I'm fat

I wish I were one of those people that re naturally sp00ky

I'm working on getting /fit/ tho

>>5239924
You keep getting more clear thats nice. <3
>>5239938
Just asking whats in your throat that fucks it up that isnt sticky or gooey haha?

>>5239928
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03XIAzatcJI

>>5239931
>a man who cheats can still love you
bullshit
nobody can cheat on anyone and claim they still love the guy they cheated on
its like sticking a knife in that guys back and then saying "dont worry honey i still love you"
fuck that

>>5239938
>man up
uh i would if i could but its kinda useless maybe not really

>>5239950
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s03XIAzatcJI
You sound like you have downs, senpai

When was the first time you put something in your butt? Why did you try it/how'd it feel?

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>>5239912
>gay
>scrutinizing the sexual oddities of others

>>5239950
cute laugh

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I look good rn, healthy and fit mostly. I just have some extra fat that I want to cut, like fifteen or twenty pounds. Working on my ab gains too.
I'm a gym bunny but I don't look too crazy yet, so I'm working on it.

>>5239956
a baby carrot. i covered it in vaseline, it slipped all the way in, and i never saw it again.

>>5239938

Everything's fun at Christmas!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EJd1Pkh9Rh

>>5239950

And I love Christmas!

Are you and your body on good terms, /GayGen/?
>Yes, I love this body

What do you like about your body?
>I've got a nice mix and handsome face, and body I'm building

What would you change?
>My height, 5'8 for life :/

>>5239874
i'm real up and down about my body
some days i think i'm hot shit
some days i want to burn my face off with acid
whatcha gonna do

>>5239950
>>5239928
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12iNcsuwzsq

>>5239967
not again ...

>>5239950
You laugh like a girl.

>>5239965
Did you turn into Bugs Bunny?

>>5239956
>~14
>b/c I felt nice to touch the outside, next step was going inside
>pretty good

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I'm laying on a hammock in the woods that are in the back of a /gaygen/er's house. I have a gun. Ask me a question.

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I don't like my body at all atm, I head out early to the gym when only pensioners and retired old farts are there to try and gain som weight. It's gonna be a fucking long way though.

Who gay acting straight here?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wJlM0zDuNh

>>5239988
Why such ugly boots?

>>5239988
>tfw no nature-loving bf to ravage in the woods

>>5239990
ayy lmao mode, but cute

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Gays on grindr have you ever told a white man
"I'm not interested in white men"

What was their reaction?

I do it, some dudes get all butt hurt cause race

>>5239991
uh id fuck a cute femboy but i def still consider myself striaght

>>5239999
FUCK OFF

>>5239975
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RmS5Sm5usy

>>5239990

HOLY SHIT..DO YOU HAVE AIDS? HOW DID YOU GET THAT FUCKING SKINNY AND SAGGY?

>>5239964
I cant wait to get back man. I bet you look good.
>>5239975
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vl9cziWlI8
I will never have a nice voice man.
>>5239988
Hey a forest buddy awesome man.

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>>5239956
I put one of these (from a shampoo bottle) up my butt a lot when I was 10.

I stopped after a little while, the next "first time" (as in for sexual pleasure) was when I was probably in middle school and stuck a tooth brush in my butt. I also used one of those mini pool toy torpedo things

>>5240002
Y U Mad?

>>5239999
nioce quads mang

>>5240004
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
#brutalisdd

>>5240001
I wouldn't fuck a femboi tbqh
You're not straight if you'd fuck a guy
Quit living in denial homo

Fembois are a meme description

How do I beat body dysmorphia /gaygen/? My mind cannot accept I look attractive, it's been killing me. I'm afraid if I get into a relationship it will become will become cancerous since Id need so much confirmation even though confirmation doesnt help my self esteem at all

>>5239991

Me!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zau2oVlSyf

>>5239974
>whatcha gonna do
find a bf who loves you?

>>5239990
Why are you all weirdly tensed up?

Also:
Are you and your body on good terms, /GayGen/?
Not really.

What do you like about your body?
It works, mostly.

What would you change?
The things that don't work. I don't look amazing and that's not a huge deal to me, but there are some things I would change about the structure of my body to make it more effective and efficient.

>>5240011
Thanks brah

>>5240013
fucking cute things is not gay tbqhwy

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>mfw straight men think they are straight when they would openly fuck trannies and fembois


One of my favorite delusions "straight" men have.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t1k9guVUnV
am i tr00 masc4masc yet?

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>>5239965
I started with a carrot too, but didn't lose one in my rectum

>>5240015
Sounds like Mark Hamill's Joker.

>>5240008
heheh I had one of these pens as a kid that vibrated. This story hits the nail on the head:
http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/lzion/2009/01/squiggle-wiggle-all-the-way-home/

>>5240030
i wouldnt fuck a tranny though
idk dude theres more fem traits than masc obv
are they even men at that point?

>>5240004
I have nearly no body fat or muscle. the only fat dopamine reuptake inhibitor, which usually goes on breast tissue. so when I quit the medication and started drinking that happened.

>>5240040
They will never stop being men.

>>5240018
I'm not tensed up, there's just no fat or muscle on my body, just mostly skin.

>>5240045
im talking about femboys dude not trannies

>>5240031

No but I am.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SovMfBsxiT

>>5240049
Yeah those too.

>>5240048
Do you eat?

>>5240053
You finally copied my name right you giant George Michael fuck up.

>>5240059
i mean the only manly thing about them is the penis tbhwy

Does anyone else find it hard to make eye contact with yourself in the mirror? It's sort of a problem because I end up looking like shit when I leave the house, but I can't bear to study myself for any length of time.

>>5240003
http://vocaroo.com/i/s111TuJPw5SY

>>5240006
>I will never have a nice voice man.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I0DaLK6DNZ

>>5240017
having a bf isn't going to fix your problems, silly goose

>>5240006
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vl9cziWlI8
Octopie what do you look like post pic

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Oops that was a typo.
I am Hitler obviously!

Happy Christmas!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jkm4Q2Mjsz

i wonder what that hitler guy really sounds like
not the christmas one but the other one

>>5240063
For the past year I've mostly eaten one meal a day. A little backstory, three years ago I was put on quetiapine, usually an anti-psychotic drug but it's usage for insomnia and more in-between psychiatric disorders is normalized.

Somone with schizophrenia would be on 800 mg of quetiapine, and it would more or less make their delusions go away, but so will everything else as well.
Contrasting that, I was on 500 mg, most of my days was spent sleeping whether I wanted to or not.
Food doesn't taste anything, your mouth is like cotton mouth x 100, you constantly have to brush your teeth so that they don't rot away from the dryness.
When you sleep, you don't dream, you don't wake up refreshed, most of the time you don't even remembered when you fell asleep.

>>5240064
It goes deeper than that.
You can nuke the body with hormones, subject it to intrusive surgeries, try to act like a woman all you want but in the end all they are are men.
Femboys acting like caricatures of women doesn't change anything.

>>5240078

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0foBkjUogCv

>>5240079

I sound like a happy Christmas-loving Christian either way desu.

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>>5240064
>the only thing male about them is the one thing that separates male and females
>femBOIs

If you legit get a hard on you're not straight. If your dad thinks you're a fag for bringing him home try saying the things you're telling us right now. He would think you're a flaming faggot.
You're a memer

>>5240079
I've posted vocaroos of my voice before
I don't feel like digging it up or recording a new one
I'd recommend checking the archive and finding the one that isn't shrill jew hitler

>>5240082
>>5240086
fine i give up
i guess im attracted to men then

>>5240088
it was always just a few seconds though

>88
hitler confirmed

>>5240079
he sounds like an average gayboy

kinda feminine

>>5240090
fag

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kYFiS8xjjY

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>>5240085
I love you Linda anon

>>5240092
Because I'm real hitler, duh

>>5240094
this

>>5240088

They're both shrill Jew Hitler, though.
Only how could I be Jewish when I celebrate


CHRISTMAS!!!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s120E7l4m9V9

>>5240080
/was/? Did your doctor take you off of them?

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>>5240098

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>>5240090
Now just bend down little bitch and let a real man get dat ass homo

I like my face, but I absolutely detest having a skeleton lord body

My ex dumped me because of it and now I'm even more insecure lol

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>>5240069
Got to learn to love yourself man. Then it will be easier.
>>5240071
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00XuurXyocF
Appreciate it man im from hawaii so its kinda local american.
>>5240075
Ugly hehe. But no one has asked haha.

>>5240112
im not attracted to those men though
see? can you really call this being attracted to men?

>>5240090
Just be yourself man.

>>5240100

And I love

CHRISTMAS!!!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DH8DjVAOk8

>>5240117
oh god you look like someone I know irl

>>5240108
I discontinued the drug with my doctors approval and dialogue yes, quitting high doses of quetiapine can actually be fatal.

>>5240120
>god dammit
He slipped, but he continued to talk in this voice without slipping up!
ITS HIS REAL VOICE LMAO!

>>5240088
>>5240101
you sound like that gay guy from xiu xiu

>>5240125
Say hi next time c:

>>5240014
0 replies in the body image edition of /gaygen/ T_T

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>>5240118
I really just want to call you a faggot tbqh im on my break

Just be yourself tbqh... it really doesnt matter orientation im sure you're a cutey...

The fembois hate me on here
The mascs like me
Just do you everyone likes different things

>>5240132
idk what that is
And do you mean me Hitler or Singing Christmas Hitler?

>>5240134
I wish I knew the answer anon :[

>>5240137
You forgot the trannies also hate you.

>>5240133
It's actually weird how similar you two look

>>5240134
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HiFeaej45w

>>5240150
>making normal comments
>not acting weird

>>5240150
Trust me I have a familiar face my buddy has been confused for me and vice versa except hes bi haha.

>>5240141
you
like this dude: https://youtu.be/0ZLqCHKfX54?t=51s
that was just my initial thought
all homos kinda sound the same anyway

>>5240132

Xiu Xiu kicks ass.

Almost as much ass as

CHRISTMAS!!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HRsikRxF8V

>>5240147
Well there was libel and slander involved with the transgenders which is why they hate me. Also campaigns against me that lasted like two weeks and world war maki.
They will always be my princesses

>>5240137
thanks maki you do you too

>>5240162
xiu xiu a shit
parenthical grils all day
zac pennington is my husbando

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>tfw you realize that you're ugly as sin and all your life your parents and friends have lied to you when telling you that you're beautiful/handsome/whatever
why do they hate me so? all this time I thought I had some major character flaw that was the reason why I don't get along with people, but now I see it's nothing but a cosmetic failure on my part

I hate liars so goddamn much

>>5240043

WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS EAT.

GO BUY SOME PEANUT BUTTER
AND TUNA/MAYO AND EAT BOY EAT.

>>5240163
I think it's more likely the reason why all these disparate groups hate you is because you are a horrible excuse for a human being.

>>5240162
>I will never make him shut up in real life and beat him
>he will never continue to annoy me while lying on the ground with his bruised face
>I will never rape him to make him finally use his normal voice
>it was a ruse all along, he wanted to get raped

>>5240099

I've missed you so much freddie. :3

BTW, are you really black? You sound so white that I honestly can't at all believe you're the nigger everyone was posting.

>>5240170
>Any band with girls in the name including Girls

Go suck a Christmas chode ye dunce.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s10N0t71XvxE

>>5240170
>parenthical grils
Damn they suck.

>>5240173
scapegoat alert. youre probably normal looking but need something to blame thats out of your control. post pic or gtfo

>>5240173
I feel the same way desu, post pic. You probably aren't ugly

>>5240180

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vGr86451dr

>>5240162
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Mz9hPFr3Gr

>>5240177
Trip on booger

Well I gotta go anyway

you all have awesome voices!

>>5240192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtmb8sYyorM

>>5240192
You slipped, boy.

Looks like I am actually talking to a human, not some weird alien lifeform. :3

laugh more for me

>>5240194
Thank god

>>5240196
Everyone's voice is so nice man.

>>5240193

You sound underage.

I bet Santa will bring you lots of presents!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s01nhxrQQ18X

>>5240183
>>5240188
lick me, this is better than anything xiu xiu has ever released https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ4BHCZ1ZJ8
dumb plebs

HELLO
I NED SOMEONE TO MAKE A GIF OF THE LITTLE GUY DANCING AT 5 MINUTES FOR ME PLZ
THANK U

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b06kjz32/how-gay-is-pakistan

>>5240182
wtf do u mean i sound so white

>>5240204
I think you're pretty funny t b h but please change name to Christmas Hitler

>>5240173
s-s-sadon?

>>5240200

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IWTpAQA1jy

>>5240201

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WlGP3tdSLw

>>5240209

There's nothing in your voice that indicates you're black.
Black guys have a different sound and vocal resonance than other races.
You sound like a young white boy (15-18 years of age).

>>5240207
Be quiet you /mu/tant. And start listening to normal music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2VmcuOEqEg

>>5240218
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WlGP3tdSLw
I expected something more personal, but this is you turning away from me to face the crowd, I thought we shared a moment for a second, but for you it's just show

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IWTpAQA1jy
LOLOLOL
are you a voice actor? this is really good, man

xiu xiu is p shit desu
you homos only like them because they deal with gay themes

>>5240214

But we are one together in the spirit!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e09euouHvk

>>5240220
>Black guys have a different sound and vocal resonance than other races.
you are saying that like it is biological
black person who grows up in a white environment is just going to sound white

http://youtu.be/mwL46ay092U

What the fuck

>>5240235
ngl, you have grown on me

>>5240218
>tfw no crazy joker boyfriend
>tfw he will never take a joke too far with you
>he will never get so fucking annoying that you just want to punch him

>>5239874
>Are you and your body on good terms, /GayGen/?
Yes

>What do you like about your body?
My metabolism lets me eat like shit and never exercise while still being skinnyfat

>What would you change?
Pectus excavatum. I had the opportunity to have it fixed for free when I was younger, but the surgeon used an older procedure that involved cutting open the chest, breaking the sternum and wedging pieces of bone cut from it into the break to force it to heal straight. I didn't like the sound of that, especially compared to the minimally invasive procedures that involve slipping a bar in under it to force it outwards. Fortunately I'm hairy enough that I think it hides the manboobs, at least partially

>>5240231

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t2CuZHTCj1

Listen to our Christmas duet!

>>5240240
>ASMR
Just ugh. Like being gay wasn't bad enough.

>>5240242
>grown
hitler you were loving this from the beginning

>>5240234
xiu xiu is good but james stewart is a bit of an asshole desu

still knife play is probably one of my favorite rock albums from the early 00s
quite beautiful noise pop

>>5240251
>>5240248
It's beautiful

>>5240251
But I've learned to love it even more

come on tinychat, gagen and cam up <3

>>5240248
holy shit, he went deep this time
and weird

>>5240234
i agree they're shit. here are some patrician gay musicians:

>parenthetical girls
>perfume genius
>baths
>young thug

>>5240220
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JWq0ozY7Dw

>>5240237
really? ok what about me?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UdLLUcR02f

>>5240258

Ty

HITLER BTFO IN TINYCHAT

>>5240248
You must have quite a bit of freetime on your hands. You should record children's stories for librivox.org and do all the characters in voices. Or really get in the xmas spirit and visit sick kids and read to them.

>tfw no silly voice bf

>talk with a guy online
>thinks going well even with my abysmal attempts at flirting
>trade pics, see what he looks like
>suddenly lose all interest
>happens every time
so am I just not gay or what

>>5239874

49% of the time I think I'm a skinny freak, 49% of the time I think I'm a fat freak, 2% of the time I think I look like a perfect Adonis.

Its not ideal.

>>5240280

me too. I just dont get it. I was thinking maybe I just have either high standards or low libido.

>>5240280
Why is being straight the only answer? Fuck. Get some control over your life. Nobody cares about this "look at me being special and on the fence".

>tfw no bf

>>5240194
that wasn't me. I don't even think about you these days lol. pls honey.

>>5240280

After a point I stopped asking for anything but a facepic. When I meet them irl for food / a drink / whatever I can tell if I'm into them physically or nah.

90% of the time it was bad photos making them look like shit, you only have to look at /soc/ and /hm/ to see how terrible people are at taking photos of themselves.

>>5240264
what about sufjan?
by the way good taste.

WHERE IS JOHN
JOHN LIKED MY VOICE
I WOULD LIKE JOHN TO COME BACK NOW
AND TELL ME HOW MANLY AND BLACK MY VOICE SOUNDS
THANK U
I DONT LIKE THE NEW PPL

>>5240237

Not true. I grew up in mixed-race neighborhoods. All the black people still sounded black.

Freddie is white. You can tell by his voice.

>>5240309
stop saying i sound white bitch
no more vocaroos ever

>>5240190
>>5240191
>post pics so I can tell you you're not that ugly
how about no. undeserved praise and reassurance was the reason I ended up looking like a mess in the first place

>>5240305
sufjan is a dumb christian and will be in the closet forever, and therefore should not be idolized.

who do you listen to?

>tfw I heard hitler slip up and use his normal voice
you are a bit cute desu

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>>5240312

>>5240308
>hey guys! i've been here 0ver a year! I'm such an 0ldfag! cancer amirite? heheh we're all such g00d friends here!

>>5240318

Gaygen TC: The grinches who banned Christmas.

Christmas never dies. It just sleeps.

>>5240309
yeah mixed race.
they probably had black parents + family and a generally black social circle. maybe freddie was adopted.

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>>5240317
Are you shit talking Sufjan nigger?

i didnt shower after i fucked tghat guy this afternoon
and npw my privates smell all funky
but i cant help but rub them and sniff my fingers
is that gross
my junk never smells like this because i always shower after sex
am i gross

>>5240321
he aint even white nigga

>>5240334

I'm not even gonna sing Christmas Unicorn because that shit fucking sucks.

>>5240330
I'm not banned ; ^ )

>>5240317
I listen to a lot of different artists.
I agree that it sucks how closeted he is but I think every gay who has ever fallen for their straight best friend can relate heavily to palisades. and he's an amazing songwriter, closet aside.
Perfume Genius is probably my favorite gay musician.

>>5240340

You smug, Christmas-hating sonofabitch.

Can you jerk off in the tinychat?

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>>5240280

hey this is me too.

Help please?

>>5240334
sufjan is a closeted gay christian who makes shitty indie folk music for depressed and single straight guys

fuck him

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>>5240333
ur not getting my bbc samuel
u basic bitch

>>5240330
can you do something cute and not give me a headache?

>>5240316
I just wanted to see if you were actually an uggo

>>5240353
thats right
he makes music for us
not you
learn your place faggots

>>5240352
Prepare for the worst I guess

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>>5240353

>>5240357

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q7m6jmah8s

should i come tinychat?

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>>5240335

Hey I'm still waiting on that pic of your 6% BF skinny hot body thats so much better than all of ours

It must have slipped your mind, right? Because you kinda disappeared from the last thread when I asked for it.

someone please...
>>5240267

>>5240373
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UdLLUcR02f
you sound white

>>5240362
youre a beta hetero for listening to a guy sing about how much he wants to be fucked by poseidon though

>>5240377
nice thanks

>>5240267
A blushing violet who mumbles. I hope you speak more clearly in real life, forget about the race.

>>5240373
A guy

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>>5240341
agreed on perfume genius. do you use last.fm? these are my most listened to albums since i started using it.

>>5240387
>A blushing violet
whats that?
>I hope you speak more clearly in real life
uh it depends on who im speaking with but i try

>>5240393
thats a good thing right? i am a guy

>>5240372
fat bitch nigga
i told u im not posting a fucking pic on this website until they take down their fuckin archive
hop off my shit u pervert
u /fat/izen fucks just want to jerk ur fat boy chodes over me
i aint feelin dat nigga
so swerve chomo

theres no such thing as skinny hot
i am LEAN and HOT

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>>5240209

this guy?

>>5240397
I have listened to about 1/3 of that list.
I don't know how to feel about this.

>>5240397
tfw no bf with your taste in music ;-;

>>5240366
>>5240373
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OooEnvDM61

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>>5240354
freddie no
>implying thats even you

>>5240406
hahahahahaha yes omg i fucking love u
can u do one where hes doing the hand movements at like 5:00?
ily <333333

>>5240359
just trust me you dumb fuck

>>5240403

use Unsee DOT cc then

I cant wait to see your "lean and hot" 6% body, I could use a laugh.

>>5240397
I used to. not anymore. but I like 10/25 of those
bloom is in my top 5 of favorite albums for sure.
Too Bright is up there for me.
Didn't care too much for depression cherry or plastic beach or currents.

>>5240402
I meant to say a shrinking violet. Painfully shy. Granted it's vocaroo, but if thats around how you normally talk, I'd worry about sound a notch more assertive before fretting about how white you sound.

>>5240408
whats that supposed to mean?
>>5240409
ayy bb u in L O N D O N ?

>>5240417
>>5240354
>lean and hot 6% body

>>5240411

How dare you mock the Yuletide Season!
Christmas under attack!

>>5240422
im not normally that shy i think
i guess it depends on how nervous i am
i was pretty nervous when i recorded that

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>>5240406

>>5240354

freddie you pathetic loser

that clearly isnt you

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>>5240397
doesnt it pick randomly? heres my 3x3 7 days anyway

>>5240427
I might have a similar taste to a gay dude.

>>5240412
it is me
bet my big juicy black cock
and hot silky black body is making ur mouth water
thirsty ass twink bitch
swerve

>>5240417
bitch nigga
please just get off my shit
i am not interested in u
and i do not want u hounding me to post my boipussy
so just step the fuck off before i slap u with my bbc back into ur mothers stank cooch

>>5240442
OMFG I FUCKING LOVE U FOREVER
WHAT DO U WANT IN RETURN

Hey you music-nerds

Is there someway I can see my most-played on Spotify and make a neat infographic like >>5240451 and >>5240397 ?

>>5240460

Wait hang on, are you saying >>5240354 is actually you?
Dont make me laugh.

>>5240432
smug my dick :DDD

>>5240460
>OMFG I FUCKING LOVE U FOREVER
WHAT DO U WANT IN RETURN
^
;DDDD

>>5240464
uh idk i dont use spotify
do you have lastfm?

>>5240451
+The Hotelier, Psychocandy, Pink Moon
good taste

>>5240467

No, but I'll start using it if it lets me track my favourite tracks/albums/artists etc.

That seems like it would be pretty cool to look at.

Will you accept refugees?

>>5240442
THIS IS LEGIT MY HERO
i want to go to pakistan and bring him back here
and literally have him as a pet
take him to school with me
i bet hes so funny

>>5240464
that is me

>>5240465
ur the best i love u

why do u all like weird music so much
is it an autistic thing
i mean i dont listen to justin bieber or one direction
but i like normal fucking music
jesus stop being so weird

>>5240465

Eat a Christmas candy cane for Christmas on Christmas.

>>5240419
I agree bloom is bh's best. have you listened to thank your lucky stars? ive kinda been bingeing their stuff since it was released.
plastic beach i honestly dont love on the whole but if it were just an ep from rhinestone eyes to on melancholy hill it would be perfect. those are the only tracks i listen to on it.
>>5240451
it puts them in order by times played. isnt sebastian gay? i like some of his stuff. i used to be really into nick drake, elliott smith, iron and wine that kind of sound but ive grown away from it in recent years. obvs boards of canada is amazing.
>>5240458
>gaygen
>>5240464
start scrobbling on last.fm and you can make charts automatically on nsfcd.com/lastfm/

>>5240469
yeah you use http://www.tapmusic.net/ this place to make them

>>5240474
fuck no
let them drown
not to be brutal
but theres lots of people suffering
the people in europe arent even refugees
most arent even syrian

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how do you guys protect yourselves from all the haters

I keep a brass knuckle handy just in case that someone tries to start shit

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>>5240460

>OMFG I FUCKING LOVE U FOREVER
>WHAT DO U WANT IN RETURN

I dunno. That big black booty?

>>5240489

I just beat on them with my dick.

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>>5240475

>yes that is me
LMAO

Freddie You are the literal saddest person I have ever seen.

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>5240489
I carry a knife always

>>5240474
yes

>>5240481
>it puts them in order by times played.
ah ok
>isnt sebastian gay?
yeah and his album was p shit
>i used to be really into nick drake, elliott smith, iron and wine that kind of sound but ive grown away from it in recent years.
i really like pink moon for the personal connection i have with it i cant stand elliot smith though

>>5240478
I want to hold you in my arms and shut you up by kissing you and going all in with my tongue.

T B H

>>5240489
But you are gay. You are supposed to take it.

>>5240481
>gaygen
Being gay does not somehow make you immune to bad taste.

>>5240489
machete in the car, telescopic baton in the briefcase

>tfw can't afford gun

>>5240489
i dont have to
im not gay :^)

>>5240489
I'm 6'3" and a big guy :^)

People don't mess with me physically

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>>5240493
hahhahaha saving that gif too
k here

>>5240498
omg why is my pic on google

>>5240507

I like Santa Claus!

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>>5240517

freddie you are a sadsack of a human being

look at your real fatass body mate, and stop trying to pretend. No wonder you call everyone fat - you must be projecting your own insecurity. Stop deluding yourself and go workout ffs.

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>>5240489
>needing anything but your keys
casuals

>>5240521
you mean:

*muffled sounds*

>>5240505
>his album was p shit
true. i liked the song skatesteak, tho now im realizing that wasnt even on total.
>i really like pink moon for the personal connection i have
i feel the same way about like bright eyes for example. now when i listen them my brain hates it, but theres a part of me that remembers why i used to love it
>>5240508
do you have any criticism of my taste in music other than calling me gay?

>>5240523

maybe he's just so popular his butt gets posted everywhere online

>>5240523
um
excuse me
dont be mad because ur not hot enough to have google results

>>5240489
resting bitch face

>>5240538
I have the bitchiest of resting bitch faces

>>5240527

Elves are Santa's helpers!

>>5240528
I apologize. I was just having fun. Your musical taste is fine.

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>>5240529

its a professional model you dope

>>5240533

Y'know at first I thought you were baiting me, and you werent ACTUALLY sad enough to fake your own appearance.

That is straight-up pathetic man. Like I said, stop pretending to be inshape, and go workout. *Be* in shape, that way you wont have to lie about it and get humiliated on the internet.

Bitch.

>>5240543
>>5240549
Hitler how do you keep posting in such quick succession?!
/s

>>5240549
I really want to rape you t b h, just to know how long you can keep up the act.

>>5240555
no homo but id fuck my own ass
dayum
shiiiiiiieet

unsee cc /bigumepa/

might be me might not be

>>5240559
reminder that anyone posting without a tripcode should be considered anonymous

>>5240559
Maybe because one of them isn't actually me.
There's me Hitler and there's Christmas Hitler

>>5240559

How does Santa travel all around the world in one night?

/e

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>>5240508
>>5240513
this is why I carry

fucking straighty you're gonna learn

>>5240573
answer me and moan for me in vocaroo

>>5240565

You moron the link is broken.

God you're sad. Seriously man, you should probably lay low and post anonymously for a while. It cant be healthy to sustain this level of self-delusion. It will only give you inadequacy issues and make you unhappy.

Oh and also stop faking shit, because that is cringe af and makes you seem like a fat loser.

>>5240565

come on just post your real pic freddie
you're funny
people will like you better if you were real
you can't look any worse than anyone else on here..

>>5240569
>>5240570
wow is the /s sarcasm tag not a well-known thing?

>>5240585
lmao
are u forreal

>>5240574
Why so violent?

>>5240593
apparently not

>>5240543
>tfw everyone at work is scared of starting a conversation w/ you
;-;
>>5240555
bubble butts on men are so wrong
>>5240574
lmfao maki like u wouldnt just end up getting stabbed if u even tried using it

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>>5240570
I just found non-christmas hitler

>>5240564

Christmas is forever and ever.

>>5240593
it is, but that doesnt change what i said about tripcodes

>>5240590
excuse me

>>5240555
>>5240517
>>5240354

>>5240604
legit everyone in the world
would rather fuck that juicy ass than ur flat ass

>>5240604
>tfw everyone at work is scared of starting a conversation w/ you
thats my fetish

>;-;

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http://collage.topsters.net/
post em pls

>>5240598

More like are you forreal, freddie.

You lying, pretending + fat maggot.

>>5240610
I wanna fuck sadcunts ass

>>5240607
okay, good night, weirdo

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>>5240590

fine... here

>>5240582

But that's not very Christmas-y sir.

>>5240614
+beach house, perfume genius, the knife, vu+n, b+s, kurt vile, mac demarco
~beach boys, sufjan, joanna
-ariel pink, carseat
would chill with/10

>>5240622

Mary Christmas.
I got you...

WORDPLAY! Teeheehee.

>>5240619
i am forreal >>5240623

>>5240621
ur an ugly jew tho
no1curr

>>5240481
yeah i liked thank your lucky stars more than depression cherry. i liked hw they tried to so something different but depression cherry could have been so much better. sparks came out as a single and i was sooo pumped but then the album released and i was like whoa this is messy... :(

>>5240638
Why were you gone for so long fred/why would you come back?

How can we make you leave again?

>>5240623
This is not the face of a meth addict who people line up to fuck on the regular.

This is an average face.

Two options:
1) it isnt freddie
2) freddie is just an average kid pretending to have an exciting life of money and sex on the internet.

My money is on 2.

>>5240638

Freddie listen closely.
>>5240517 and >>5240354 are NOT you. They are professional male models. When you pretend to be them, everybody knows you are lying.

This is embarassing for all involved. Stop pretending.
Capeesh?

I just want all my gay kids to be happy on Christmas morning.

>>5240648
how do u know im not a professional male model nigga
huh

I recorded myself masturbating and I was really hot looking at the vid afterwards! Try that to cure your body dysmorphia anons : D! A little self appreciation doesnt do anyone harm.

>>5240658
They can't be happy if they are gay.

>>5240661

Because your faces clearly arent the same, the male model is 26 years old, and the male model does not have the body of a meth addict who never weightlifts and has been at 6% BF all his life?

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>trap straight tripfags
>freddie returns


I miss Sean, like srsly. He was the best tripfag doxxing everybody and people were sacred to attentionwhore and to tripfag
And now look at /gaygen/, more like degenrategen desu
Fuck this board Im done...

>>5240676
sean, pls

>>5240664
lol

>>5240644
plz stop being so basic

>>5240673
are u old
like i feel like ur old
do u get excited thinking about touching up my tight young body while im sleeping off a comedown
its ok as long as u dont get jizz on me

>>5240676

Hey, is that the same Sean from /plg/? Who posts "the pepe"?

>>5240611
i dont understand
>>5240610
too joocy
looks like ass tumors
+ fuck off freddie why u being such a lil bitch

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>>5240690

famalam, do you not understand basic logic?

Oh, and look what i found you fat bastard

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>>5240691
no

>>5240679
I miss the >sean pls meme

;__;

I miss SE/AN

Pls return sean pls...

>>5240700
dumb frogposter

>>5240694
an ass cant be too juicy wtf
jelly cuz u know
my big black anaconda dont want none cuz u aint got buns hun

>>5240698
asl

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>>5240601
I'm not violent, I just want to rip off the heads of people who would do the same to me

>>5240709

I am so fucking confused. You arent freddie, are you? If you were, you would remember asking me on a date like 3 months ago.

God damn it.

>>5240700
sean is a myth created by hallmark to scare children into behaving and sell more cards
there is no sean

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Can we talk about the progression of Hitler's plastic surgery (brow lift, nose job, botox injections, etc.) ?

>>5240574
my fantasy involves a cute gay femboy trying to turn me gay desu

>>5240709
When you first appeared here you said you were from London.
The pics that you're claiming are yours show they were taken in Atlanta, GA.
Therefore you are a liar.
QED

I miss sean, me and him actually had a good chat over Skype once about suicide and homosexuality in general.

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>>5240614
something like this prob

>>5240729
hahaha
why is the middle one twisted so weirdly

>>5240716
lmfao
i didnt ask u on a date u twat
u said u live in notting hill
which is the other side of the park
i said id take u for a makeover
i cant believe ur this dumb and naive though
loool

>>5240729
such a fucking ugl;y jew cunt
he doesnt even try and look hot thats whats funny
fuck is with the stupid af hair

>>5240739
captions are polite

>>5240745

Wait, so you actually are freddie?

And you actually did try and pretend to be a male model?

L M A O
how fucking low can you go, man?

>>5240748
id have to add that shit manually sorry dude

>>5240737
>>5240752
....
lmfao
shiieeeeet

>>5240604
Not even responding to me buddy
Don't tempt true masc like xDEITYx the militant straight edge king

Ill kill anyone who messes with me

>>5240739
oh shit nigga. you're like the first person i've seen who has patrician taste and likes that nouns album.

>>5240729
The one on the left is Niq isn't it?

itt
ultra nerd fat ass thinks the pic of a bbc and bba posted in gaygen belong to the poster
u must be from femgen originally
this shit aint soc bitch nigga