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mtfg boy butts edition

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Let's get lewd.

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old >>5233179
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dont steal memes.....
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i'd rather not
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>>5234653
>tfw your grandmother makes lewd comments about men's butts constantly
I'm just glad she does it in a language nobody speaks here.
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That picture is kinda gross tbqh
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Just a reminder that if the voices tell you to kill yourself.

Just listen to them. They are there to guide you.
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i'm not sure about this edition
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>>5234603
I disagree with what they said about singing, sure you're not Adele, but it's not terrible and it gets the job done.
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>>5234666
Sexy-Muscle-Man-Hot-Butt-Ass-Guy.jpg
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>>5234593
It was the anons who asked me to change my fucking trip you contrarian
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>>5234671
tran ebin LIIIIIIIIFFFFEEE :DDDDDDDDDDD
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>>5234653
I-I like the edition anyway
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>>5234671
do you need more movement on your men?
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his pose suggests vulnerability and femininity in a male which is disgusting
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>>5234604
>tfw no bexe to struggle and push against while she pins me to the bed and locks lips with me
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>>5234672
well thank you! I'm sure there is stuff to work on though but I'm glad you liked it
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I want to cuddle with qt boys some more ;-; I should go to more drugs parties
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>>5234680
unnnnnnf ok im going back to work before this gets out of hand byeee
>>5234681
ok that is fair but i couldn't post one of a dude with a huge dick getting ready to pound someone's ass ;_;
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>>5234653
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>>5234687
>Go to a drug party
>wake up with pic related over me

Ol rapey strikes again!
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>>5234680
d-damn .///.
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>>5234677
You have no right to call yourself anything feminine shitlord. You're never going to successfully transition, please eat a bullet.
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>>5234698
>tfw people will only touch you once they're heavily intoxicated
;-;
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>>5234620
oops, didn't see we moved

hello ; 3;
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>>5234695
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nth for x is a hon
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>>5234705
iktfb
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>>5234711
ty, I needed this
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Okay so if I start practicing voice again tomorrow because I really want to talk to certain people.

What's a good thing to read out loud or w/e while practicing?
Do I really have to listen to my voice?
How do you get started when feeling super unmotivated?
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>>5234718
yw tbqh
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>>5234727
http://www.dialectsarchive.com/the-rainbow-passage
yes
yes
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Can someone repost that mental disorder tier list?
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I am wondering if maybe I should send my parents something for Christmas what do you guys think??
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>>5234727
A lot of people recommend the rainbow passage as linked above but don't limit yourself to only that. Read everything here in girlvoice and songs, poems.
I use audacity to record myself, listen back often because you hear yourself differently.
Just do it, make it your regular voice or just by yourself at least.
I'll link this
http://lena.kiev.ua/voice/
for anyone else lurking and thinking about practicing or starting.
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>>5234684
>tfw no elanna to run my hands across as i kiss her neck and nibble her earlobe
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>>5234741
I'd wait till new year's t b h
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>want a deep magenta nail polish
>bottle looks that color
>apply
>it's hon red
why ;-;
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>>5234684
Elannu get on the skype I wanna talk pls
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>>5234727
I record myself talking about what I'm making for lunch, what I had for lunch, what I'm doing that day, what I did the previous night. Caddy told me she practiced by reading all of the dialogue in FF8
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hey so ufufu
when you see this
how long did corset training take for you to reach your peak figure-wise?
I know you stopped using it for a while but how long does it take to see results?
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>>5234750
why new years, exactly? i dunno how that would really make the difference
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ok trips and anons, realistically what are my chances of passing if im 6'2"
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>first time enama-ing
>do it for an hour for fun
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>>5234759
It's harder but doable.
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>>5234653
>tfw my butt has the same manly bean/oval shape
>tfw boybutt
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>>5234759
hang out at women's basketball games ezpz
>>5234758
are they super into chrimbus? mine are so I would just wait until NYE to get in touch with them in case they've been bottling up shit to spew at me.
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>>5234727
i go on board catalogs and read opening posts
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>>5234759
1%

means you are born XX which makes it possible for you to pull that off
otherwise you're fucked
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>>5234773
im from yurop, no baseball here
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>>5234759
>>5234776
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>>5234751
>hon red
I need some of that!
But yeah never trust those bottles
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>>5234776
Actually, XXY people being extra-tall in general is a thing
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that pic is gross

btw should I watch the madoka movies?
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>>5234782
>not wanting legs that go on forever
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>>5234773
I kinda know for (almost) a fact that they have been bottling up shit to spew at me, considering it's been a year since they disowned me and I haven't spoken to them since then
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>>5234788
>having sexy long legs
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>>5234732
>>5234743
Thanks
>http://lena.kiev.ua/voice/
This is what I used last time I think.

I really dislike recording myself because when I listen to it I hear a boy no matter what.
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>>5234796
Jesus you make me feel better about myself.
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>>5234796
Is that Paul from loading ready run?
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>>5234749
>tfw no bexe to turn the tables on, flip over, do the same to her in turn, and nibble on her neck
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>>5234756
i certainly havent reached my peak with it, but it took like several months of on-and-off again use of a couple hours at a time (generally every dat) to get what i had going for a bit there. i need to pick up doing it again tho desu
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>>5234783
yea nope never again
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>>5234797
none of us like to listen to our own voices, but trust me, it's a really important part to getting better
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>>5234784
this is a proportion thing

trashy is XXY and like 7'11 but she, unlike many XY trannies here, have hips and a female skelington
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>>5234323
Never auditory sorry ;^)
>>5234653
>butt muscles
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>>5234820
I know but I only hear a boy no matter what so maybe it would be better to ask other people?
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>>5234787
Just watch the third one, the first two are a synopsis of the show
...unless you didn't watch Madoka in which case watch them all
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>>5234811
Wig on my head?

No Paul is cuter than that and not as tall, he could probably transition well if he wanted to
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>>5234822
Tall proportions in general tend to come with longer legs. I sincerely doubt the hon above is anywhere near 5'10 unless she's literally wearing that skirt at the butt.
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>trying to write for an hour and a half
>have 150 words
fuggggg
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btw I am 268lbs this morning
looks like I'm on track for 260-264lbs by friday
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fufu post some chill beep boop music i can listen to while i work
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>>5234845
then stop thinking of the lewds~
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>>5234833
I watched the show
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HRT has made my face look like 5 years younger, but not really any more feminine.
>mfw
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>>5234854
ganbatte sheen-chan!
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>>5234743
>http://lena.kiev.ua/voice/
>try to feel muscles in neck during swallowing
>literally nothing feel-able happens
well I guess this explains why I choke every time I try to swallow, the muscles are so fucking weak I can't even feel them moving
fucking hell this isn't fair

>>5234818
awesome thanks
I thought it'd take like a couple of years or something
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>>5234861
iktf ;_;
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>>5234787
yes~~ my housemate made me watch the 1st and 2nd movie with him since we were going to see the 3rd one at the movies when it first came out
pretty balls deep amazing
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>>5234671

The tougher the butt, the better the thrust.
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>>5234861
HRT made my face look more masculine ;_;
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>>5234868
P-pls anon, I have things to do ;_;
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>>5234884
does it involve butts? because if not then its not worth doing
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>>5234878
b-but that's impossible
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>>5234889
I-I guess it does now
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>>5234891
Not really, I look like an old man with long hair now.
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>>5234893
>////< c-can i watch >.>
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>>5234891
It's possible if you have a fat or muscley face pre hormones and then lose it, exposing your masculine bone structure
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>>5234865
can you do falsetto at least? You can do it like caddy does, there are different methods
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>>5234900
This, I have a orc face now.
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>>5234895
Me too. Also I'm Quasimodo ugly now. ;_;
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>>5234903
idk I can raise the pitch quite a bit but then when I try to talk it doesn't vary at ALL and sounds monotone but high-pitched
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>>5234913
>Quasimodo
lolllll
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>>5234900
don't hormones put fat in your face?
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>>5234899
Uhh, I don't know if watching me fantasise would be all that entertaining, sorry ;_;
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>>5234919
they're supposed to but its all genetics, decent looking lads have turned into absolute hons because of it
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>>5234920
thats okay anon, il just fantasize and rub my butt alone then ;_;
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>>5234919
Ideally, but if you start after puberty it going to be very subtle. Also if you're fat pre hormones you'll usually be looking to lose weight.
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>>5234917
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>>5234813
>tfw no elanna to playfully struggle under before i wrap my legs around her and roll her underneath me and pin her with her hands in mine
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>>5234859
Then just watch the third movie if you remember the ending
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>>5234919
Maybe if you start during puberty but if you start at 20 like me HRT will barely do anything.
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>>5234930
>tfw was often called a decent looking lad
>tfw i'm an absolute hon now
just kill me famm8
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>>5234916
damn, your body works against you so much, sucks
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hormones do nothing if you aren't intersex or start after 18
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>>5234957
This is why the ugly guy makes pretty girl meme is pretty true.
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>>5234963
This.

You might get boobs but that doesn't really help when everything else looks boy.
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>>5234963
>not transitioning in the womb
its like you want to be a hon
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>>5234943
noooo
>internet hug
would you like some transbian love anon?
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>>5234965
maybe being a hon itself is a meme? jk im over 6 foot that auto makes me a hon, fuck genetics, fuck my dad for being a 6'8" neanderthal
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Jesus Christ why is makeup so fucking expensive
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>>5234997
It is a meme

Calling anyone under 40 a hon is on the level of calling anyone who isn't an older transbian agp, i.e. a dumb meme
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>>5235001
Playing on women's insecurities of course. The age creams are the most expensive for a reason lol.
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>>5235001
get more samples? find dupes of your favorite colors, there are other cheap ways of doing it.
What stuff are you buying?
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>>5235001
>tfw mom bought me loads of makeup but havent touched it because depressed hon
;_;
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>>5235015
I wish my mom bought me make up :/
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>>5235015
Your mum sounds really nice and supportive
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>>5234965
Official transitioning flowchart (100% true)

Handsome guy --> ugly masculine hon
Ugly beta guy --> beautiful girl
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>>5234946
>tfw no bexe to playfully struggle against, before becoming exhausted and falling into each others arms
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>>5234973
B-but I am so ugly. Why would anyone want to hug me ;_;
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>>5235024
how do i know if i was ugly beta guy?
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>>5235024
I knew being a beta boy would pay off
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>>5235023
She really wants me to pass and is very supportive, even buys me lots of andro clothes because she knows I can't pass yet ;_;
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>>5234997
Honey, you're not doomed to hondom. Sure you may be a tall girl but that doesn't mean you'll never pass.
>>5235001
To keep womyn poor and reliant on oppressive men.
P A T R I A R C H Y
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>>5235024
I was an ugly beta guy, why am I not qt now? ;_;
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>>5235027
because you seem sad

I think im ugly too so ? idk
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>>5235034
Can she adopt me?
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>tfw crushing on a trip
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>>5235034
i wish i had that................................................................................................... instead of having parents that hate me
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>>5235036
>uses honey
i dont know how i feel about this
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>>5235042
trip on me
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Thread quality is so much better when it's not infested by attention seeking trips.
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>>5235042
my trip crush is kayla
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>>5235051
Yes, it's so much nicer when it's a pity party by salty anons
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>>5235024
What if I was qt non-handsome guy?
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>>5235024
>>5235037

I had the opposite I think

Average --> Average
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>>5235045
I'm sorry anon.
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>>5235052
this tbqh
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>>5235039
But uggos like me don't deserve hugs, d-do they? ;_;
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>>5235024
fuck
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>>5235042
ALL CRUSHES REPORT IN
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>>5235055

Then you're me and I am you
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>doing nails and supposed to be relaxing and feeling feminine
>thinking about how voice is still nowhere near good enough
>see I'm doing shit job at nails
>spiral into dysphoria
>now questioning why I'm bothering to transition instead of just offing myself
I don't know how everyone else does it. I just feel like a sack of shit
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>>5235042
crusher reporting in >//<
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>>5235031
no jormy, you were an intersex
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>>5235063
everyone deserves hugs and happiness anon.
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>>5235067
No I said I'm cute
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i hate showing my ugly honface outside
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>>5235031
Your shitty awkward life never having anyone close and not passing is what you get for ever trusting 4chan.
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>>5235079

I never said you weren't tho o.o
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>>5235042
>tfw crushing on >1 trip
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>tfw masculine handsome guy with long midface
>tfw forever hon
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>>5235069
there are lots of cis girls that are bad at doing their nails too, you know. They just get theirs done elsewhere
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>>5235058
thanks anon
you're a good friend.

i want pizza
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>>5235042
>tfw your crush will never notice you ;-;
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>>5235069
my mom was a hairdresser/nail lady and taught me everything just so I could do it for her and my cousins at home.
I would so do your nails vv, most cis girls I see are shit at doing them and let them flake and shit. Don't let it get you down.
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>>5235100
>tfw kayla will never notice you and let you play with her udders for the night ;-;
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>>5235042
>>5235065

which trip is the most crush-able though?
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>>5235098
I know...just when I get really dysphoric I'll start picking apart everything in my life and not think clearly.
idk i feel like shit but I also hating being a whiny bitch about it :/
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>>5235105
kit
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>>5235102
gross.
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>>5235102
>tfw you havent seen kaylas gt
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you know you will never pass if you were often called handsome
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>>5235105
im going to crush all the trips... well most of them actuall.y
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>tfw you disappoint your mom by being a gross hon
;_;
kill me pls
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>>5235112
your face is tbhfam
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>tfw thinking about lewd things all day
I just wanna kiss girls desu
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>>5235123
I really doubt that ;)
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>>5235124
>tfw man
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>>5235115
she has a monstertinkler
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>>5235101
thanks anon, I wish you could to <3
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>>5235069
>had to load cart with siding with gf
>both doing the work but I cut my arm and bent back a nail
>wonder why I'm trying when my hobbies screw up anything feminine I've done

Guess the dysphoria feels happen a lot
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>>5235046
I am a pseudo hon, so I don't use hon but honey. Trust me, my hon sense would go off if it was too late for you.
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>>5235130

le ladyhose
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>>5235126
great confidence in your physical appearance, hon :^)
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>>5235042
> Tfw crush on another trip
> Tfw also have crushes on 2 homeless girls
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>>5235069
Y-you're my trip crush
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>>5235025
>tfw no elanna to melt into me under the covers as we caress each other
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>>5235137
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>>5235138
I don't need to defend myself to you anon. I'm just letting you know your insults only make you appear jealous.
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>>5235133
A lot of women have that feel. Women that I've know that do construction talk about it like it's nothing, it happens almost eveyday
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>>5235144
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>>5235105
you could make a poll

that'd work

>>5235110
sometimes you just feel so bad that logic does nothing to sate it
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>>5235111
you like me anon??? :3
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>>5235140

These homeless girls, do they wear glasses?
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>>5235053
Rather that than anons who want to talk about trans stuff get completely ignored because a popular trip decides to post "tfw no bf" for the hundredth time.
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>>5235137
ayy lmao
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>>5235140
homeless girls? wat
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>>5235157
a-as a friend
I was answering who seemed the most crushable, not who I'm crushing on.
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>>5235151
Give me a list of trips and I might.
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--People who pass but are awful people and should be put into a mass grave--

Abby
Dollface
Kuroneko
Caddy
Ufufu

--People who will never look like women--
Korra
Vivi
Kit
Noelle
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>>5235147
>le you are insulting me because you are jealous of me argument
typical self-deluded hon
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>>5235167
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>>5235133
that sucks to :/
every time I break a nail I want to break down crying

>>5235143
t-thanks anon <3

>>5235148
I think it's cause us trannies want to be feminine so bad that when a little bit of our femininity is broken we take it way worse than cis girls. Or at least that's how it is for me
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>>5235149
too far?
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>>5235177
>argues with a passing trip
>doesn't post pic to try and prove Abby wrong.
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>>5235181
you and elanna are approaching filter levels desu. take your transbian anime erping out of this thread
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>>5235174
I legitimately laughed at this, i don't know why i found this funny..
>>5235177
see >>5235186
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>>5235179
>every time I break a nail I want to break down crying
B I O T I N

I feel that feel but not as much taking that stuff
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>>5235151
yup. I normally am a very logical thinker in day-to-day life too so when I lose actual logic I replace it with dysphoric fuck-my-life logic

>>5235167
>list of trips
you might be here for a while...

>>5235174
whatever you say, you also trips who are pre-HRT or been on HRT less than a month
>>
>>5235181
About a thread too far.
>>
>>5235174
Abby and ufufu used to be pretty humble about themselves but the hugboxing on /mtfg/ made them insufferable fags overconfident in their belief that they pass.
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>>5235015
>go makeup shopping once with mom and sister, sister is WAY over-enthusiastic and cringey
never again

>>5235042
>crushing on internet strangers

>>5235159
when I'm around I rlly try to respond to posts that no one else does especially if they're looking for help
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>>5235166
:3 ok!
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>>5235203
well ufufu does seem to pass, I can't remember who abby is
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>>5235194
hmmmmm maybe
I've only broken a nail once since I started growing them out though but if they start breaking like old people hips then I probs will
>>
>>5235186
>le mysterious trip defender here to save the day
sucking up to trips you have a boner for won't score you a girldick, chaser :^)
>>
>>5235042
>tfw dropping trip to say nice things because you're not sure you're crushing
>>
these threads always start the same, legit discussion and then it turns into "lol ur a hon m8" and other general bitchy behaviour
>>
>>5235208
I-I think that's me... I am kind of an asshole.
>>
>>5235187
>>5235196
s-sorry
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>>5235209
it's fun to have your nails grow fast and strong, I feel like a wolverine sometimes
how else will I scar those who try to touch me irl
>>
>>5235208
Only in certain angles and when the lighting is dimmed just right.
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>>5235203
Abby literally said something like
>well I don't get to be a smug asshole in real life so I come on here to do it
You don't get to be a smug asshole in real life because people will know you're a cunt Abby.
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>>5235217
as if anyone cared for your meta comment, hon
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>>5235187
>>5235196
Sorry .____.;
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>>5235214
Who are you maybe crushing on?
>>
>tfw can't grow out nails since I constantly bite then. I never understood the appeal anyway
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>>5235231
ebin m8 :^)
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>>5235222
>someone calls me a faggot when I'm trying to pass
>cut off their head with razorsharp long nails
sounds sweet tbhon
>>
>>5235234
eleri drops trip to flirt with elanna
>>
>>5235140
Which trip?
>>
>>5235235
I don't understand the appeal of biting your nails, it's a filthy habit, do you horde snacks under there or something?
>>
>>5235225
I think everyone needs some sort of outlet. Mine just happens to be shitposting on the internet. I'm aware I'm an asshole on the internet, but I don't act like this irl obviously. I'm not an asshole at heart, however hard that may be to believe.
>>
>>5235178
>>5235167

Too many trips
There are too many to put on a strawpoll truthfully
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>>5235244
It's compulsive, there's no real appeal in it.
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>>5235239
How else would you get such nice red nails?
heh now when you break a nail, you know it was bloodlust.
>feed me
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>>5235203
There is no need to be jealous dude.
You can transition too
>>
>>5235248
Well who are the most relevant trips? Just the ones in that picture?
>>
>>5235248
Make it a single elimination tournament.
>>
>>5235248
if anything use the picture and then insert all the trips who have posted in this thread?

>>5235254
that I wouldn't feel so bad about
>having sex with bf
>stab nails through his back
oops
>>
>>5235213
HON ANGRY
HON SMASH
>>
>>5235264
Lol this.
>>
>>5235267
it seems the only one angry here is you anon :^)
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>>5235264
best of 5
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>>5235204
You seem to be one of the nicer trips. You must hide whatever social disorders you have very well, everyone should take notes.
>>
Aife! Wherever you are I'm sorry about the Broncos
I hope you're ok
>>
>>5235247
Doesn't make you any less of an asshole. You certainly come off as a dick no matter how falsely you think about yourself being a good person.
>>
>>5235265
If it's just this thread then it might fit. I think I got 30 names on and then it stopped. I'll just cut the list like that
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>>5235275
I can second this :) she and her partner have really helped me out with where to go for an endo, cool places to get stuff (either food or supplies or naughty things .///.)
honestly would be way worse off without her <3 Thank you E!
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>>5235264
We actually did this.
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>>5235267
>mangie wakes up because it's shitposting time
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>>5235291
kit was such a slut, holding hands with so many people
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>>5235271
>look mom, I'm attacking trannies on the interwebs XD
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>>5235291
10/10 as expected of kira
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>>5235294
Awwwww bro
Thanks for the love
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>>5235219
well Idk wut u look like or anything, being an asshole doesn't rlly preclude passing even if u are one

>>5235224
well as far as I know from what info I have from here she seems to pass irl and everything and I'm inclined to believe it with how she looks from what I've seen, better than plenty of (I assume) cis girls I've seen
it's not like passing is that unbelievable of a thing, I manage even as ugly as I am

>>5235275
I actually do a pretty good job irl too, like when out and about and feeling not-too-horrible I can rlly get into stuff and be energetic and personable and stuff and then just kinda let my crazy explode when I get more alone
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>>5235303
anytime dawg
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>>5235291
I remember that it looked like sheen was going to brutally murder everyone and then she died of dysentary
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>>5235295
She is also savage.
>>
hey gang I'm sad
>>
https://strawpoll.me/6017768
https://strawpoll.me/6017768
https://strawpoll.me/6017768

MULTIPLE VOTES ALLOWED!! AAAAGH!!

If your name isn't on the list
TOUGH SHIT MAKE YOU OWN DAMN LIST
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>>5235315
But seriously, why all the hate
>>
>>5235322
Why are you sad? And don't call me gang.
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>>5234653
Tbh that is super fucking terrible.
Like
Get a better butt
I feel bad for the guy
>>
>>5235317
>sheen decides not to go to the feast
That's not very realistic.
>>
kissing transbian pranks

gone sexual
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>>5235324
That image
A tragedy
A true nightmare in this world
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>>5235280
okay
>>5235313
I'm in this pic >>5235178
>>5235322
same. i don't know why, but I am.
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>>5235331
Can we literally get a petition to put SoFlo in a Russian prison?

>>5235178
Nearly every single person there looks cuter than me
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>>5235338
Who are you
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>>5235323
>If your name isn't on the list
>TOUGH SHIT MAKE YOU OWN DAMN LIST
>>
>>5235323
>not on the list
;-;
it's fine though lol

>>5235322
what's up? :/
>>
>>5235330
I only eat stupidly when I'm sad
>>
>>5235339
A not popular person.
Isla.
I decided to come here after realizing I should talk to degenerates similar to myself
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>>5235345
Pic?
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>>5234695
Added to the vault! Thanks!
>>
>>5235340
>>5235341
>you will never be extraordinarily popular on a partially anonymous imageboard thread for male to female transgendered individuals
>>
>>5235340
You are gonna be the first person on the next list!! Obviously it would have skewed things everybody would vote for you.
>>
>>5235352
Look I know you're a nigger and you can't help it, but please keep your kleptomania under control.
>>
Happy to be on the list, afraid to see the resulting 1 self vote lol
>>
>>5235355
I NEED THESE PETTY THINGS TO MAKE MY PATHETIC LIFE WHOLE ;-;

(I'm just kidding I don't care that much lol)
>>
>>5235289
ur welcome, happy to help
we should totally hang out sometime,
I have an electrolysis appointment tomorrow and depending on how fried I am afterwords maybe even trying to set something up this week

>>5235322
what's up? anything specific or just general feels?

>>5235333
oh you look pretty passable at least from that one pic

>>5235340
>>5235341
lists around here are almost always bad news
>>
>>5235360
Well you haven't been tripping that long senpai
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>>5235350
Sorry.
>>
MY FACE LOOKS LIKE IM 5
I SWEAR I WAS LEGIT BORN IN 1997 AUGUST
>>
>>5235367
True.
>>
>>5235375
Aren't you the person posting from the loony bin?
>>
>>5235324
there's no hate on my part bro
>>
>>5235384
What?
>>
>>5235365
Thanks! I don't really want to post other pics because I will probably just get harassed by anons again :)
>>
>>5235365
Yay!
uh ok sure although like I've said I'm still pretty much guy mode and shit and yea...
but if you're fine with that I'd love to! And don't worry I won't freak out like those "met a trip irl" horror stories lol

although you reminded me I should call them tomorrow and make an appointment

>>5235365
yea pretty much although you're tied for 4th in the poll lol
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>tfw a guy comes up to you and your girl friend in Walmart and says ladies and keeps on talking to you and you can't tell him to fuck off because you sound like an army ranger
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>>5235375
CORL?!
>>
>>5235393
you should have girl voiced with whatever you've got
>>
>>5235393
i wish i could hit you in the face with a crowbar rn
>>
>>5235393
Sounds like the best time to see the reaction face.
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>>5235393
Another riveting Faye story.
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>>5235323
>8 votes
this must be the work of my transbian anime flirting
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>>5235395
I actually laughed
Thanks anon
I needed that.
My hair is super off anyways
>>
>>5235397
My girl voice is the one that sounds like an army ranger, my male voice sounds like he man
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>>5235375
looks russian tbhon
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>>5235386
>no hate but calls me a name
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>>5235403
And then the shitty story

>grab boobs and wink at gf
>she asks me why I always touch my boobs
>"it's like you have a fetish for yourself
>anddd we haven't talked in two hours after i asked her to take me home
>>
>>5235411
it's just the internet, nothing personnel brah
don't hate me for pulling abby on you
>>
>>5235375
>>5235411
looks like a 13 year old angie who is not deformed in the face by hatred
>>
Mental Illness Tier List


Psychopath Tier
Angie
Feefs
Aife
Booger
Potc
Kiwi
Buns


Narcissistic Sociopath Tier
Edie
Ufufu
Maki
Lalalily
Cheska


Autism Tier
Bexe
Anna
Jormy
Noelle
Yume
Amy
Sheen
Melly
Kit
Kira


Needy Attentionwhore Tier
Elenna
Caddy
Kayla
Raifu
Jupiter
Jocelyn
Abby
Pookie
E
Korra


Emotional Tier
Erin
Tichbits
Frenchfry
Vivi
Ellie
Oddish
SWG
Nycteri


Funposter Tier
Shell
Trashy
Slug

Sane tier
Elfginger
Myna
Anne


Updated tier list
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>>5235410
Interesting, I'm Swiss / German.
Not a bit of me is Russian.
I don't really look like I come from where I do though.
Here is a picture my lover wanted me to take, I look like an even bigger faggot

>>5235425
Is there a faggot tier?
>>
>>5235425
i like this list
rated 10/10
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>tfw you're eating 5 slices of tiramisu you got for free from work but you'd rather be eating ass
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>>5235393
I <3 your stories faye faye rofl
>>
>>5235409
post vocaroo
and actually try

>>5235419
when are you breaking up with her?
>>
>>5235425
tfw sociopath
>>
>>5235405
I voted for you because you are

nice.
>>
>>5235421
>>5235423
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9KVx2USJGJs
>>
>>5235437
this image is perfect lol.
>>5235421
wat
>>
>>5235435
yeah you will pass as fuck

fucking little kids that never went through male puberty like the rest of us
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https://strawpoll.me/6017899
https://strawpoll.me/6017899
https://strawpoll.me/6017899

NOW FUCK OFF EACH OF YOU
>>
>>5235425
>anna
>sane
She types like she has severe autism.
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>>5235425
>tfw moved out of emotional tier into autism tier

but why anon ;~;
>>
>>5235448
fuck off you hypocritical faggot
die of cancer already
>>
>>5235425
The other one made some sense but this one has your agenda written all over it.
>>
>>5235437
But tiramisu is literally one of the greatest things in the world

>>5235449
I literally have to shave every
Other
Day
and my body is covered in hair
Everything was effected except my face
It is kinda gross how much hair I have.
Also, I started hormones right after turning 18
>>
>>5235447
>le filthy frank reposts because i don't have le original humor myself :(
>>
>>5235445
that was really nice of you anon
>>
>>5235447
meme all you like but you know its true dumb caveman bitch
>>
>>5235457
Because I've never seen you be emotional
Youre an anime poster so autism by default

>>5235444
Im really proud of the top two tiers
I didn't make the tier list but I improved it
I think its pretty accurate
I want to keep making adjustments to it
>>
Best tier list

Gonna make it tier

Everyone

Not gonna make it tier

Bitter people
>>
>>5235467
One day

>>5235470
Oooo you are so feisty anon.
Wanna fuck ;)
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>>5235459
A-Are you ok anon?
>>5235469
Your a cool gal bexe, no idea what you look like, but I like you.
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>>5235451
>WHO IS THE MOST MOST
huh?
>>
>>5235475
>only good guys make it
HAHAHhahahahahaha, you silly potato
>>
>>5235437
o hey ijust got free tirimasu from work too?

>do we work together but don't know :^) ?
>>
>>5235462
>tiramisu is literally one of the greatest things in the world
It's hard to beat
>>
Lesson learned, don't tan animal hides indoors

Add a hipster autist to the tier list, that's my f@m
>>
>>5235461
Why don't you make some changes than?
>>
>>5235459
this abby is fucking annoying and doesnt even know how to be a bitch just tries to act like ufufu when being attacked but sucks at it but deserves the hate more than anyone with her bored gamer boy voice
>>
Reposting original list for accuracy

Mental Illness Tier List


Psychopath Tier
------------------------------------------------------------
Angie
Feefs
Aife
Booger
Potc
Kiwi


Narcissistic Sociopath Tier
------------------------------------------------------------
Edie
Ufufu
Maki
Oddish
Lalalily
Buns


Autism Tier
------------------------------------------------------------
Bexe
Anna
Jormy
Noelle
Yume
Amy
Sheen
Melly


Needy Attentionwhore Tier
------------------------------------------------------------
Elenna
Caddy
Kayla
Raifu
Jupiter
Jocelyn
Abby
Pookie
E


Emotional Tier
------------------------------------------------------------
Kit
Erin
Tichbits
Frenchfry
Vivi
Ellie


Funposter Tier
------------------------------------------------------------
Shell
Trashy
Slug


Sane Tier
------------------------------------------------------------
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>>5235486
: ( rude
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>>5235493
Damn son, you are one bitter person
>>
>>5235390
yeah that's a pretty good idea, from what I remember tho u look pretty good in the other pics I've seen

>>5235391
>guy mode
like that's ok with me unless u'd be uncomfortable, I was thinking just like getting some food and walking around a bit someplace like the oldport or like maybe we could go to some of the ethnic markets you haven't been to yet, we can make plans on skype after my appointment
>>
Captcha: Select food
>Click fish on plate
>Its wrong
>Unclick fish on plate
>It works
An exhilarating tale.

>>5235488
It really is.
I just love it so much.

I hate how expensive it is though
>>
>>5235482
use your imagination you linear thinking autistic retard
>>
>>5235506
yea like I wish I could get into girlmode but I've been on HRT less than a month and on a baby dose at that
but that sounds great! just message me whenever you want and we can make plans <3
>>
>>5235488
>>5235462

you can't compare it to a slice of hot transbian butt

>>5235487
I'm an out unpassing tranny that works girlmode with a gayboy voice so probably not unless someone i work with has a big secret
>pizza express m8
>>
>>5235493
well duh abby is a fucking ufufu copycat

that's how most of these irrelevant boring trips start as to attention whore
>>
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>>5235502
yup and you aren't
hehehe
>>
>>5235493
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XexWblpAqm
>>5235506
aww thanks. I really love your bang + glasses look. I've always wanted to be able to pull that off and look qt.
>>
>>5235519
Yeah you can.
It is food.
Eating food is good for you.
Eating ass it depends.
You may end up with pinkeye
Chances are low, but I don't think you will get pinkeye from eating a cake.
>>
>>5235525
Who are you copying?
>>
>>5235509
Any other cosplayers here? What's your next upcoming con and cosplay? I'm going to comic con in Jan as Avatar Korra.(*´∀`*)
>>
>>5235498
Put me under either autism or attention whore
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Reminder ufufu is playing linebacker in the NFL today.
>>
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>tfw will never rest my head on papa's fuzzy tummy ;-;
>>
>>5235537
Not a cosplayer but I'm a builder. Consigned for folding angel wings atm

;_; its due in January and I've been procrastinating
>>
>>5235516
yeah I know you like just started, I was on hrt for like a year before I rlly started to go full-time and stuff
>>
>>5235539
>tfw not a professional athlete
feels bad man
>>
>>5235534
binary
>>
Hm my tripcode went away
Weird.

>>5235537
AX, probably going to go as Yui from Keion
>>
>>5235539
Come on man. Do you really have to stoop to /cgl's level?
>>
Wait what is that
trip
what
fuck
Well goodbye old one
>>
>>5235549
Are you a snackbar?
>>
>>5235548
Who's binary?
>>
>technically tied with either elanna or tied with elfginger or tied with ufufu, anna, jormy, caddy and E
like... I am garbage so I don't even
>>
>>5235545
yea, hopefully I can go full-time in a year too :/
>>
>>5235549
p-please don't blow me up
>>
>>5235549

>!XFBOIslam.
>Islam. ...

these can't be coincidental
>>
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>>5235526
Not anymore
I washed it away bro
>>
>>5235564
lmao Every time you post I imagine that faggy gay lisp coming out of a big lardo wearing a chef's hat. Never change, Vivi.
>>
>>5235543
Damn I'm always amazed by that stuff. It seems so intricate desu. I wanna see pix when you do start!

>>5235549
I'm not familiar with that character or anime DD: also put a name in front of your trip.Makes it easier to identify you

>>5235564
I wanna go at least part time by a year in and full time by two years .
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>>5235540
>tfw saw that vid with my gf
>had to pause midway cuz she went to the bathroom and puked
>tfw the kiss at the start was still really fucking cute

props to papa franky for kissing that qt boy, dont even remember his name
>>
>>5235559
a spic girl who doesn't suck up to trips so she bullies them instead
>>
>>5235578
>wearing a chef's hat
shiiiiit I haven't worn mine since culinary school
I kinda miss it lol
>>
>>5235556
um

>>5235567
Idk how that tripcode came up
I tried to enter my other one and that happened.

>>5235570
My other tripcode apparently is really close in code to that one.
This should be better

>>5235580
Ehh
My name is in my trip though
>>
>>5235533
eating 5 portions of tiramisu at 12.30am after carrying heavy shit all shift, aching, crying and feeling like shit as everyone expects you to do 'man work' despite having a female intersex body, having work the next day starting at 8am and you're meant to be asleep because you went to bed at 5am the night before anyway, you're knackered and longing for a hot bath and a massage but you can't have those things so you gotta eat the tiramisu even though its sorta past its best but it was free so who cares about standards, the only thing standing in the way of oblivion is creamy boozy slop

vs

tonguing the cute butt of a girl you love as she gasps and moans into a pillow

pinkeye be damned anon
>>
>>5235583
Sounds crazy.
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Am I the only one that finds eating butt to be disgusting? D:
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>>5235574
you mean you went to dr. z who made you look like a caveman who's had plastic surgery
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Everyone post cute selfies!
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>>5235581
MaxMoeFoe he's adorable ~ 8/10 wuld eat his ass
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>>5235597
It's literally the most common sex act among people ages 18-34
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>>5235589
Sounds not fun.

>>5235597
No.

>>5235603
They don't exist anon.

>>5235606
He is adorable but
Ew
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>>5235603
so they can be posted on r9k again?
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>>5235589
shit :/ I'm really sorry that sounds really shitty.
Enjoy that tiaramisu

>>5235597
nope, I can't do anything with ass at all except taking it
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>>5235603
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>>5235613
its literally awful tiramisu i want my gf's butt
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>>5235589
You make the strongest case for eating ass I've ever heard. Even if you already find it enjoyable
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>>5235607
I don't like it at all. Both conceptually, and it brings back bad memories

>>5235611
>>5235613
My niggas.jpg

>>5235612
This. After the past couple of days I can see why no one would want to post selfies here again
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>>5235603
No thanks, I don't want more shade thrown at me
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>>5235603
do I look cute
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>>5235425
Feefs isn't psycho just a stupid bipolar neet.
Aife is narcissistic and bipolar with autism.
Booger is an edgy bipolar and stupid.
Edie is just narcissistic.
Ufufu is an attentionwhore.
Make is an overcompensating beta male.
Lalalily is a manic narcissist and compulsive liar.
Cheska is an idiot.
Jormy and Noelle are just beta males.
Yume is schizofrenic.
Sheen is disabled and has severe depression.
Kit is social and works full time at a nightclub.
Kira is just too emotional and chronic depression.
Caddy is just being social. I'm noticing a trend. You can't win here if you're open and social you're n attention whore but if you keep things private you're autistic.
Kayla is bipolar, dependent, histrionic and a compulsive lair.
Raifu is just an average below average NPC.
E is histrionic, bipolar and chronic depressive.
Korra is a regular dude working in a steel factory.
Erin is stable and shrewd in her judgements.
Frenchfry is an attention whore with dependency and mild depression.
Vivi is stupid and socially inept.
Oddish is narcissistic and egotistic with a manipulative mean streak.
SWG is stupid cis male.
Elf Ginger believes in elves.
Myna is confirmed autistic.
Anne is an attention whore with strong dependency.
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>>5235624
But I'm the whitest person you will ever meet.
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>>5235620
:< well I hope you get your gf's butt soon <3
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>>5235625
Abby no hugbox, but I find you cute with a fun and energetic personality. All the shitflinging here can get a little trying but don't let them get you down with their jealousy ur gr8 m8
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>>5235323
;~~;
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>>5235603

What aer you listening to /mtfg/ this got stuck in my head today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv5fqunQ_4I
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>>5235628
>socially inept
but I get made fun of for being a normie all the time...
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>>5235640
Cute tat, do you have a better pic of it?
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>tfw you will never be a trashy, sallow danish beauty

>>5235640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx1mHSo7ug4
also damn ur a real qt.
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Ayy it remembers my trip cross device thats cool

Also, do people really rely on this website for their ego?
Sorry if that is a dumb question

>>5235640
Nice glasses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRsdU-kh_pw
One of my favorites.
But traditionally I listen to utau music.
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>>5235630
U still my nigga tho
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>>5235640
Timestamp
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>>5235628
Aife is none of those things
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>>5235628
I always thought attentionwhoer and narcissistic fell into the same category
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>>5235652
Fair enough.

>>5235648
Here is the faggot music I normally listen to.
Pretty shitty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCxSpkL5jvI
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>>5235652
Fucking racist chimp
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>>5235462
>>5235488
I do love me some tiramisu tho my first experience with it, made by an italian grandmother while visiting my sister for christmas during her schoolyear abroad before I got sick, kinda spoiled me for all other tiramisu
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>>5235653
Fuck you i don wanna
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>they are admitting young hons with visible beard to porn now
lol grooby has no standards
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>>5235662
My first tiramisu was pretty shitty, kinda never wanted it again, but then I got one from a small bakery, and it was amazing.

>>5235666
Christ...
That is
Well
Sad.
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>>5235664
Nice catfishing honey
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>>5235666
grooby has always been about exploiting those who need quick money and not standards
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>>5235666
Looks better than 90% of the Brazilian shemale pronstars.
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>>5235666
Maybe she's doing porn to afford laser?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUOasDGMh_U

>>5235650
Ugh.

>>5235648
Double ugh.
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>>5235640
holy shit you give me hope I can pass too

I'm listening to the Pats game but I was listening to this earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mfdq4QyUDf8
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>>5235675
Kinda glad I don't like porn seeing this.

>>5235678
Ugh and double ugh?
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>>5235671
but why would they pay a hon to take their clothes off in front of a camera? that's just eww
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>>5235628
I'm not bi-polar, both my depression and emotional stuff is in large part from my health stuff,
also u kinda got lazy with some of that and stuff like attention whore and depression could apply to like any trip
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>>5235425
What ever happen to Sativa? Does anyone remember her on chaturbate?

http://www.ashemaletube.com/videos/176559/nice-trans-in-amateur-action/?ct=4--1447635240
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>>5235666
>emy is actually doing porn
I thought that was just a maymay
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>>5235677
lol no, Emy's just an attentionwhore.
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>>5235681
young hons are cheap and probably still get decent amount of hits
they work on a subscription basis right? they will only need a couple good sets once in a while + keeping up volume the rest of the time
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>>5235675
except most brazilian shemales pass

it's only those bony pasty white pornstars that don't
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>>5235687
"anon" has pasted emy's cam links here before, totally not to drive traffic i'm sure
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>>5235687
who's emy?
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>>5235691
The fuck they pass. They look like chubby manlets with beach balls clipped to their chest and asses.
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>>5235698
creepy agp transbian
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>>5235602
Wow you are so bitter dude.
Sounds like you need to get laid man.
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>The adorable Emy Amethyst stepped up for her official SMY entrance this weekend! 5ft 9" of pure cuteness, girl next door Emy was up until recently an anal virgin - until she hooked up with fellow Yum babe Sasha Skye who claimed that sweet little rump! Oh to have been a fly on the wall…..

>adorable
>pure cuteness
>sweet little rump
>transbian
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>>5235698
Some crazy trip who had a crush on kira and met up with someone from tlg and made them cry
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For those who haven't yet:
http://strawpoll.me/6015981/
http://strawpoll.me/6015981/
http://strawpoll.me/6015981/
http://strawpoll.me/6015981/
http://strawpoll.me/6015981/
http://strawpoll.me/6015981/
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>>5235645

Cuttlefish a cute thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDwOi7HpHtQ

>>5235666
potato/10

>>5235648
fuuuuck I love this band nice choice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIvxgKZut-s
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>>5235701
there is nothing wrong with being chubby but yeah most of them have silicone tits that look totally unnatural
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this is the hon that popped emy's butt cherry
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>>5235628
>Sheen is disabled
being fat isnt a disability
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>>5235726
>hon
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>>5235709
i have a transbian girlfriend who is more handsome and alpha than your ugly ass pathetic beta excuse of a human being boyfriend
>>
hey

hey

Hotline Bling
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>>5235733
It is after a certain weight.
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>>5235718
ooo cute tat
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>>5235735
Lololol keep it coming bro.
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>>5235628
I think you need to check your own mental issues, anon.
You've literally listened every single trip except the undisputed autismal Queen, Potc.
The one trip who has an mtfg consensus for being batshit insane and you don't include her. Really?
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>>5235739
MY JAM
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>tfw lewdness achieved with boy
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>>5235748
what is that
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>>5235739
I hope u r not sad anymore
will u be my prom date?
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>look up grooby girls
>want to fucking puke
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>>>>5235750
Congratulations.
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>>5235750
about fucking time
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>>5235747
>literally all trips
hehe, yeh...all of them are in that list totally
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>>5235748
LOL
>>5235753
YEAH I'm in a good mood now. I took some MDMA hahah
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>>5235714
>I am Angie/Feefs
>8 votes
This gets me every time
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>>5235750
Fucking nice! ^^ how did it go?
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>>5235752
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the city you
Got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Cause ever since I left the city, you
Started wearing less and goin' out more
Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor
Hangin' with some girls I've never seen before
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>>5235755
>grooby girls
i am uncomfortable
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>>5235734

Noone passes on /mtfg9k/
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>>5235765
was meh, i basically feel good from breast stuff but then he too nervous to be able me to finish him.
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>>5235760
you fucking idiot
you promised me only ever to do meth!!
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>>5235640
watching 30 rock rn but recently my partner and I have enjoyed this a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O1_3zBUKM8 for the video too
also ur rlly qt, u kinda remind me of like ufufu and rawr and like a cuter me a little bit

>>5235669
I was a much pickier eater back then so was apprehensive of a lot of the food while we were traveling and didn't eat much but that made the things I did eat stand out much more like my first tiramisu and first rabbit and these great on the stem oranges
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bye
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>>5235763
Me too
It brings a tear to my eye
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>>5235767
WHATTT IS THAAAATTTTT!!!!???!!
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>>5235759
2bh you're pretty sane.
literally every MENTAL trip then - although I'm sure that anon can think up an issue for you.
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>>5235771
Awe, that happens, but it sounds like you had fun at least ^^ I'm sure he did too, even if he was too nervous to be finished off
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>>5235770
>anon is always right
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>>5235775
Why on earth have you got pictures of winking chinkies saved?
That's not your style.
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>>5235760
I gotta admit it's catchy as fuck

(I also listen to normie music so....yea I'm not surprised I like it lol)

>>5235777
Nice trips
It's normie music, hotline bling by drake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
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>>5235750
which one
old flatmate or new flatmate
>>
yo

this is so good tho
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>>5235780
>sane
eh. i do seem to have handle on things. i seem to pass, have a uni life, do work as a research assistant and spend spare time doing coursework/cuddling/playing vidya
bloody hell im not the normiest one here am i?

>>5235782
he said i make really cute faces :O

>>5235789
new
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>>5235785
Why does it matter?
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>>5235772
I'm dancing and sucking on a Vicks inhaler sorry! I can't hear you. I'm want to kiss some girls
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>>5235774
cya
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>>5235792
One of - yeah! But desu you know what these salty anons are like, they make everyone else look like they're ready to be committed when they're actually doing pretty alright.
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>>5235687
It's normal for people to do what they talk about and not just meme and shitpost about it. You wouldn't know anything about that stuff go play with your toys.
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>>5235793
I just didn't think it was your style. But I won't intrude if that's what you're jilling off to these days.
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>>5235771
I bet next time will be a lot better for the both of you

>>5235792
>new
oh gosh
but I am not sure that counts
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>>5235794
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT VICKS INHALE FROM????
YOU'RE BANNED FROM ALL THE DRUG STORES
COME BACK
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>>5235785
This. Angie is trying to be kawaii after getting FFS but it's not working and getting called out.
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>>5234681
>transgendered people
lmao could you be more hypocritical?
>>
the real mtfg trip ranking

gf tier
Aife

bestie tier
Madison

I know where you live tier
Noelle

I like you and I want you to succeed in life tier
Erin, Nycteri, Caddy, Pookie, Korra and also literally everyone

wish him all the best at detransing tier
booger
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>>5235799
anons do get rather salty it has to be said

>>5235804
>better
hope so
>oh gosh
it counts -_-. OG flatmate isnt interested in mtfs. whereas new flatmate is pan
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>>5235770
>mtfg
>m t fg
>male to faggot
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>>5235090
You missed the joke >.>
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>>5235804
I'm just a fan of that girls works.
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>>5235773
honestly I kind of eralized I look like ufufu last night. I wish I had her hair color and type
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>>5235814
Ohhh that's where all the rice fields crap is coming from
>>5235823
WEEEB
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>>5235814
Whingie will never be kawaii. No one here will.
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>>5235810
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>>5235803
Trip on Jeff
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>>5235825
Isn't weebish reading a biography of a trans model but whatever floats your boat
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>>5235829
look, imma level with you
I need to go to bed
but I can't sleep without rubbing one out first
can I jerk it to your nude teen ass or not?
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>>5235792
>he said I make really cute faces
Aaaaaah stop it Jenna that's so fucking cute! Pic related, I'm literally doing that right now!

>>5235821
>tfw literally a mega faggot
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>>5235833
I literally have no idea who that is
but couldn't you pick a white trans model like CWC or Princess of the Crystal?
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>>5235832
jeff?
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>>5235818
madison is actually sooo nice
you have good friend taste
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>>5235835
>stop it
i take it you dont want to know he was giggling at me as i was basically on the edge as he played with my nips as i was "so cute"
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>>5235824
yeah I think it's your hair and mouth that remind me of her and more like your cheek bones and head shape that remind me of rawr and a cuter me
>>
>>5235814
Lolol like I care what a bunch of Internet nobodies say.

>>5235827
Sorry that we can't be the fapping material you need
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>>5235840
fag face, would suit more of a twink body tbph
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>>5235834
I need to shave it first brb.
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>>5235839
Lolol oh god that is hilarious
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>>5235840
His face is really boyish for that body. He should grow a beard.
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>stay up super late working, sleep all day long until now (8 pm)
>wake up to a million messages on everything
>get this message from a guy who just seems to vanish constantly

lmao well good evening mtfg. how are you all doing? how was your sunday? as comfy as mine?
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>>5235851
wait, that's a different trip code
you're not the real anne
>>
>>5235770
>mtfg9k
this anon speaks the truth
>>
>>5235840
JEFF PLS GO

>tgw jeff passes more than the trannies here
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>>5235845
Not kawaii Whingie.
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>>5235843
umm can you please describe everything my friend wants to know im asking for her
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>>5235843
holy cow that's both cute and hot
you're living the life Jenna
>>
>>5235843

>tfw no cute boy to do lewd things with and make you feel special ;_;
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>>5235857
I'm a real enough Anne for you baby.
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>>5235845
No one wants to fap to your caveman face either faggot
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In response to the anon that called me a gamer boy: here ya go.
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>>5235855
I've been trickedby fake Anne
I feelso cheap ):
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>>5235861
Is this kawaii ugh desu
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>>5235843
Omg jennaaaaaa! o/////o;;
Seriously though I'm happy you made a move, that sounds awesome for both of you ^^
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>>5235869
Look at my horrible caveman brow
>>
>tfw a chaser will never wife you up and give you everything you want
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So what should I do about my resume and stuff? I don't really want to put my boyname on it but I kinda have to to use my old job as a reference. Would saying "btw i worked at this place under this name" work?
>>
>>5235881
wow, gross. pleas leave.
>>
>>5235882
If you play your cards right you could probably get 20 years out of a chaser before he breaks down and transitions.
>>
>>5235863
heh, well i almost fell off the bed because i sort of couldnt control my muscles

>>5235865
itll happen anon

>>5235864
>living the life
idk, is this life?

>>5235878
just gotta get stuff to happen, i was even his first kiss

>>5235883
i always put "references available upon request" for most jobs they dont give a fuck and wont bother to check but if they do just explain to them. use girlname tho on resume
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>>5235883
Maybe change your name and contact your old place of employment to have them update their records.
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>>5235895
The 2 managers are conservative christians though.......
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>>5235865
at least you aren't a giant balding man with horrible everything including varicose veins on your legs
>>
>>5235879
show us your orc nose
>>
>>5235885
It was gross desu, it was terrifying though
>>
>>5235904
Just speak to them like animals
Gets me through the day
>>
>>5235883
Use your DOTA handle and fill in your rank.
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>>5235887
that's a decent amount of time, but I'm looking for something more like 30 years
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>>5235908
Why the obsession baby?
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>>5235914
That's pushing it. The usable lifespan of a chaser is getting shorter and shorter with more trans acceptance.
>>
>>5235914
>30 years
Wow don't be greedy
>>
Want to go get coffe but my boobs stick out too much and I don't pass and I don't want people to think I'm a faggot ;-;
>>
>>5235892
Omg you were his first kiss?! That's even cuter like holy shit.

>>5235904
I think they're legally obligated to do so.
>>
>>5235920
yer a fagget, larry
>>
>>5235920
sports bra?
>>
>>5235920
Just be me earlier today and walk into the coffee shop and say "hello, I would like a small dark roast please" in your shitty nonpassing girl voice and watch as the illusion that you are a woman falls away and the barista realizes you are an impostor, quickly regains her composure, and then politely serves you your coffee.
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Why are you all so salty? I like being a hon
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>>5235930
More anon, let your hate for me grow
>>
>>5235929
this
>>
>>5235916
>>5235919
fine, at least 25.

>>5235920
just make ur own
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>>5235920
mumble/whisper in your best girl voice what you want
>>
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>>5235930
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>>5235941
>just make ur own

Can I have decaf? I don't want to stay up all night again.
>>
>>5235929
Lul this has been me all weekend, every time I talk people's heads snap and then they try to play it off. I think it's worse that my gf doesn't get it and thinks I'm trolling her about the looks
>>
>>5235718
>>5235948

isn't it time you booked your next laser appointment hon?
>>
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>>5235941
QQ
>>
>>5235961
u ddi it?
>>
>>5235961
mcdonalds coffee, why would you do that to yourself
>>
>>5235965
Mission accomplished, going to curl up and die now desu senpai
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>>5235947
More pics hon
>>
>>5235961
I completely forgot McDonalds has decent EcoSure coffee
>>
>>5235966
McDonalds coffee is better than Tim Hortons'
>>
>>5235969
WOOOOOO U DID IT

lets celebrate with pizza party
>>
>>5235966
McDonald's is consistently better then Starbucks and cheaper, those are my choices
>>
Hey everyone. How was everyone's weekend?
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>>5235982
nice
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shit shit shit
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>>5235982
Tiring
>>
>>5235941
Well I think you'll get better mileage out of one that isn't super masculine, less likely to break the repression shell when they're not as insecure
My first chaser barely lasted a year before he had a mental breakdown
He tried to stay in contact for a bit but I had to let him go when his drinking got out of control
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>>5235985
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>masculine looking guy with beard
>submissive

pig fucking disgusting
>>
>>5235982
i got subtly rejected and then had to deal with her shit all day anyways
i expected worse from this weekend desu
>>
how many of you still pee standing up?
>>
>>5235981
you made the right choice. Starbucks drip is shit and truthfully McDonalds coffee is fair
>>
>>5236003
to
>>5235988
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>>5235952
https://clyp.it/pkopdpxj
>>
>>5235921
Well even if they do, I doubt they'd switch pronouns. Idk maybe I should just do what jenna said, at least for that company
>>
>>5236004
You should stop being a lesbo then.
>>
/smokeweed/ itt
wh0 blaze
>>
>>5236008
if im feeling lazy or really really need to go
>>
>>5236008
Only on campus because the toilets are disgusting
At home or with bestie I sit every time
>>
>>5236017
i'm not though
but fine i'll try to date a dude next time
>>
>>5235988

>that beard
>that body
>"please make me your slave boi mistress"
>>
>>5235323
>mfw not in the bottom 5 at the time of writing
wtf

>>5235393
learn sign language and pretend to be mute, being disabled gets you great perks in my experience
I get to sit on the spacious seats at the front of the bus :D

>>5235419
BREAK UP WITH HER WHY DO YOU RARELY RESPOND TO THESE REPLIES YOU KNOW IT'S FUCKING TRUE SHE'S TOXIC

>>5235498
>tfw autism is for life, not just for christmas

>>5235589
see this is why I'm waiting until I get my disability stuff sorted before getting a job and working towards moving out
I have the strength of an 80 year old

>>5235750
W00T!!
>>5235771
hey not bad at least it wasn't you who spaghettied

>>5235818
only to a certain extent, I'd be surprised if you knew my flat number

>>5235920
wow I can't wait to know this feel /sarcasm
booblets are growing again
>>
>>5235792
Congrats on the whole thing desu

>>5235843
That's super adorable desu.
>>
>>5235969
faye srsly learn sign language
and then act really indignant and offended when the people serving you don't know it
this is clearly the most sensible path of action
>>
>>5236009
>drinking coffee
>not drinking tea
>>
>>5236030
how do i tell him yes but also that i'm aromantic
>>
>>5236031

>not in the bottom 5

People believe you will succeed. Enjoy the votes
>>
>>5236008
I think you can guess

>>5235982
got really high, snuggled with a qt guy for hours and hours, found out I have nearly no money to last me the next two months and got zero work done that I was supposed to
>>
>>5235970
look in the mirror hon bitch
>>
>3 hours later
>211 words
giving up for today. SHUT IT DOWN
>>
>>5236042
<3 thanks anon
>>
I'm about to meet a cute guy from okc for a date.

He seems normal, but he listed gender as non-binary.

Does that mean anything to you guys?
Should I be worried? This is my first time meeting a nb person.
>>
>>5236008
well like if I have to use a public toilet I try to squat/hover so I'm kinda standing I guess
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>>5236008
me
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>>5236045
MOAR PLS
I LIKE FAPPING TO ALL THIS HATE
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>>5236052
Sometimes it's ok. In the future he'll either become a headache to deal with it or stop openly identifying as non-binary.
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>>5236057
This is all hilarious.
I'm glad you have a hate boner for me dude.
>>
>>5236059
you should've been nicer to people while you still had the chance dumb ogre bitch
>>
>>5236031
to be fair i could walk around campus and ask where the weirdo in the tartan schoolgirl skirt that moves like a lagging mmo character lives and have someone point me in the right direction
>>
>>5236052
The last person I went on a date with who was non-binary ended up coming off as more trans identifying. Had a decent time but I'm not sure I'll see him again for a date at least
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>>5236066
MOAR BABY
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>>5236068
it was a halloween costume okay
for halloween
I don't go around dressed in a fetishy schoolgirl costume in everyday life
>>
>>5236076
relax, I was kidding!
>>
i fell for the fallout 4 meme, game bugs out constantly cus i unlocked the fps and the engine is a pile of shit.
Thanks Todd
>>
>>5235818
Quit talking about that idiot fag
>>5235794
Kiss me famila
>>5235790
Is it?
What does it sound like?
>>
>>5236030
there aren't any femme/masc restrictions on being sub/dom

>>5236040
say you're not looking for anything emotional, just sexual stuff?
>>
>tfw never gonna be bullied by the dollface mafia into spending 30k on a brow reduction
>tfw never gonna sink so low i need to come to mtfg and shitpost constantly just so that someone will give me attention
>tfw never gonna have a obese gay boyfriend that i hate but can't get rid of otherwise i'd never find someone else
>>
>>5236079
okay
I'd show you more of my everyday outfits but I don't want to get beaten up by anons

man I feel tired maybe my sleep cycle is getting back into order
>>
>>5236081
that's just a feature of bethesda games, have fun waiting till modders fix everything
>>
>>5236086
>Kiss me famila
why dont you just force her to because its only anna remember
>>
>>5236087
BUT THATS THE OPPOSITE
>>
>>5236089
i would never want to be like mangie either
>>
>>5236092
i hope the guy that made new vegas bounties does something for fallout 4, his mods are god tier
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>>5236089
>>5236101
Yes, MOAR!
You know you're just going to make popular again. Oh and you shouldn't reply to yourself.
>>
>>5236061
>>5236072
This is what I'm afraid of. I don't want to date a trans person, I just want a normal guy.
>>
>>5236091
I'm sorry, I was teasing and it was a bit mean. honestly anyone could come to my town and ask around for the androgynous hermaphrodite that dresses like an 18th century aristocrat and people would show you which car to firebomb
>>
>>5236113
>onestly anyone could come to my town and ask around for the androgynous hermaphrodite that dresses like an 18th century aristocrat and people would show you which car to firebomb
lmao i fucking love you
>>
Hi, I'm a man hating lesbian can I still post here?
>>5236094
? I don't understand
>>
>>5236098
oh sorry, I thought aromantic was without emotion/romance-attraction like asexual is without sexual-attraction, I guess do the opposite of what I said

>>5236106
I actually haven't played new vegas, I don't rlly game a lot
I should start looking at mods and do that tale of two wastelands thing to replay fallout 3 too
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>>5236107
not me mangie
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>>5235913
this is what i do
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>>5236122
>? I don't understand
oh fug I thought you were lalalily
she said to anna once that she was going to rape her
>>
>>5236136
does it work?
>>
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>>5236134
Nice
You know how to edit that source code ;)
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>>5236143
kinda but I i use my real name as my steam nick most of the time ;~;
>>
>>5236138
O---O what the fuck??
If anyone tries to rape Anna I'm gonna beat their ass
>>
>>5236153
>tfw qop will never torment me until i withdraw from life to experience her abuses
why live
>>
>>5236136
I have loved the name Lanaya for so long that I think... I think I'm going to change my name to that.
Kit, you've helped me with something and you didn't even try to. Thank you so much.
you beautiful doter girl ;~;
>>
>>5236122
y hate men? some are breddy cool
>>
>>5236148
okay my knight orc
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>>5236163
Your secret is safe with me :3
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So I went to the sexual health service clinic in my city today and asked to see someone regarding transgender issues and I have a doctors appointment next week. It was really scary and I was horribly nervous having to ask about this because I've only really came out to my mum before. I feel both really relieved and horribly anxious.
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I had to ask someone to open a jar for me. I am become weakling. I don't know how to feel about this.
>>
>>5236164
They're irredeemable assholes who think with their dicks
Most women are redeemable
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>tfw sexually confused
>>
>>5236177
same
>>
>>5236174
some seem pretty nice, also
>Most women are redeemable
have u BEEN to lesgen?
>>
>>5236173
If you are cute enough nobody minds
>>
>>5236107
Dark Signer Carly is the highlight of 5Ds
I haven't played yugioh in months and I still have a Fortune Lady deck, complete with Aslla Piscu
>>
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:/
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>>5236177
maybe we should flirt again
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>>5236200
NO BAD BEXE
>>
>>5236200
don't be a predator taking advantage of the confused
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>>5236166
Looks like you're running out of steam baby
>>
>>5236200
Don't listen to that idiot >>5236209
The confused are basically begging for it
>>
>>5236192
I'm currently watching 5Ds and I like a lot more than GX and Carly is my fav of the dark signers
>>
>>5236210
my transbian gf came home so i am happier
i should interrupt her shower
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>>5236173
you need the strongest potions

only then can you open jars again
>>
>>5236221
You should. Showers are a great couples activity.
>>
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>>5236170
You're making me blush!
Thanks though, I've been really trying to find a name and it just happened, I can't thank you enough.

*hug*

I'll never forget you Kit <3
>>
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>browsing through tumblr
>randomly find a blog with tons of manga reaction pics
>spend 30 mins saving a bunch of new ones to shitpost with

oohoho how eventful this sunday night has been
>>
>>5236225
>tfw couple showers are awkward in your shower because of all the moving around
>>
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>>5236221
Ok
Have fun
>>
>https://strawpoll.me/6017768/r
Yeah this poll is right accurate now
>>
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>>5236200
I-I'd like to but I don't want to annoy people ;~~;

>>5236216
N-no I'm not ;~~;
>>
>>5236229
Washing hair, the most dangerous activity with a +1
>>
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>hanging out with new gay friend from church
>he admits to liking me
>I don't feel anything for him besides friendship

Uhhhhhhhhhhh this is a new feel
>>
Kill me
>>
>>5236237
Let him stick his peepee in you, for science!
>>
>>5236237
Time to learn what its like to break someones heart.
>>
>>5236221
y aren't u already showering with her?

>>5236229
but that's the fun part! also splashng water at eachother
>>
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>>5236237

use him and lose him like i always say
>>
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>tfw u will never have a body like this
well i can't say i wanted that feel tonight
>>
>>5236251
>tfw most cis women don't have bodies like that either
>>
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>>5236258
i mean you're right but my body is like the exact opposite of that
>>
>>5236233
jk senpai
I respect the autonomy of human individuals
>>
I've been failing to get off for a week. My friends who are usually available for some casual flirting and ego boosts are off limits or unavailable recently. Can't into rando hookups right now.

Is this what hell feels like?
>>
>>5236231
right accurate m8, i swear on me mum
>>
>>5236189
I post there all the time
>>5236194
Iktf
>>
>>5236269
No, hell is endless dicks and no reprieve
>>
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>>5236233
that's ok, we don't have to do it in front of everyone

>>5236238
i hope there weren't any coins on those matches ;_;
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reminder that I hope none of you are fat.
>>
>>5236273
the point was there're some pretty awful people there
>>
>>5236231
>someone else voted for me
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
>>5236268
jk, I am kind of asking for it ;~;

>>5236274
>endless dicks
>hell
Pick one
>>
>>5236251
;_;
>>
>>5236285
I'll take endless dicks for $800?
>>
>>5236285
Oh, endless dicks would be fun for like a month but after that it would just be painful
>>
>>5236285
>endless elannas
heaven
>>
>>5236177
What are you confused about?
>>
>>5236302
whether she wants to be spitroasted by strapons or wartinklers
>>
>>5236264
we'll make it thru madison
we'll make it thru
>>
>>5236277
ahahah oh shit

bet she lost some followers that day!
>>
>>5236280
I understood the point you were making, I just don't agree; which is why I didn't acknowledge it.....
No one there is worse than any man I know or have known.
Also a lot of the shit posters there are men trolling anyway
>>5236251
But I will someday
>>
>hersheys deluxe chocolates have a whole hazelnut inside
So that's a female orgasm
>>
>>5236276
O-ok I suppose we don't o////o;;
Umm, skype ^^

>>5236297
True, but like, still, that legitimately does not sound like hell ;_;

>>5236300
Idk that would get annoying fast, they'd all be annoying attention whores ;~;

>>5236302
Do I like girls in that way ;~;
>>
>>5236316
>Do I like girls in that way ;~;
Haven't you been preying on one here for weeks though?
>>
>>5236306
I tried looking at pictures of real women with my stats at mybodygallery.com but that didn't really help and just made me feel worse so i'm gonna go practice my voice for a bit, which is something I have control over, and then play fallout until its sleeptime <3
>>
I did twelve drugs
>>
>>5236277
I'm not but I do have legitimately fucked up legs
I hope I'll have time to swim next semester, this overloaded semester was awful and I feel terrible
>>
>>5236313
I've certainly known guys that are nicer than people like kek
>>
>>5236324
WOAH
>>
>>5236319
I mean, like a bit of a crush, but like, it's all on a psychological level. Like, I have never had sex or a romantic relationship with a girl so idk
>>
>>5236285
>tfw hell is endless dicks on you instead of in you
>>
>>5236324
Drugs are bad, young lady.
>>
>>5236324
I want to take drugs and sleep forever
>>
>>5236338
That truly would be hell
>>
>>5236316
Wha? I don't think you're an attention whore, flirty yeah but not that.
Besides, it could just be like the umaruchan meeting where each elanna has a a different personality or look.
We'd have pizza parties and just dogpile on a bed
heh heh yeah, that would be the life.
>>
>>5236362
but imagine how many neovags you could make out of them
>>
>>5236342
then y do they make me feel good?
checkmate athiests

also max image
>>
>>5236365
No, I am elannacus
>>
>>5236365
Oh my god, when you describe it as an umaruchan meeting with pizza it sounds pretty legit actually. But what happens when everybody is all stuffed full of pizza and pukey ;~~;

>>5236367
Oh don't even want to think about how much pain that would inflict.

>>5236381
IM ELANNACUS
>>
>tfw ur partner eats icecream off ur nipples and makes u all cold and sticky
>>
I did the thing
>>5236400
>>5236400
>>5236400
>>
>>5236394
NO!
I'm elannacus!
>>
>>5236277
I'm very obese
I'm working on it though
>>
man cis people can be so annoying sometimes. this bitch keeps going on about how she supports LGBT and I say one little thing about her Caitlyn Jenner joke being disrespectful and I was subject to this whole fucking tirade about how normies are being victimized by offended minorites, while I can turn on the news and see trannies and blacks being killed in the street everyday. WOT A FUCKING BITCH!

That is like the new transphobia now, anytime you talk about transphobia, you're a fucking SJW. Same thing with racism pretty much. Granted, actual SJWs say some stupid shit, but it's getting to the point where you can't even express an opinion about how the marginalized are being marginalized without being accused of being part of the PC culture. Burns my fucking tits.
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