gay general - #alldicksmatter

>>5197995
>the statistics show that 90% of men are below 6 inches, and that the average size is 5.1

and that's why you need a big dick

anything else is mediocre

average = mediocrity

mediocrity = bad

if your bottom can still wear white pants without fear, you should become a bottom.

>>5198007

>implying being bigger than 75% of the population with a 5.6 incher isnt "big"

jewish-made porn has corrupted your mind

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>>5197975
I don't particularly like blonds with your body type anyway, mostly beefy and athletic ones. Maybe it's because it looks too feminine, whereas on someone with a more masculine build it creates a nice juxtaposition.

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>>5197995
stupid picture

>>5198016
>jewish-made porn
>>>/pol/

>>5198016
I said average is bad

average is 5.1 not 5.6

jewish-made schools have corrupted your reading comprehension

>>5198016
5.6 inches can't reach the prostate
Go big or go home

>>5198026
Do you even anatomy?

>>5198026

prostate is like 4inches in...

>>5198025

i think you need the reading comprehension lessons, moin froind.

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this thread needs more sexy girls

>>5198035
>>5198034
>prostate is like 4inches in...
Maybe if you have a flat ass

>>5198020
Eh, my type is blonde twinks but I can't imagine what I'd look like blonde.

>>5198039

you have clearly never had sex lol

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too much faggot nazis. they need to be cured from their evil homosexual nazi sickness

>>5198037
>>5198046
>goes to /lgbt/
>clicks on gay general
>posts pictures of women

why?

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>>5198037
>You will never be a pretty straight girl
>You will never seduce literally every straight guy ever, with no effort

>>5198035
>4 inches in
I won't even start
>>5197995
I don't understand stand that graph I'm in like the top 10% or some shit

>>5198046
>>5198037

not this shit again

you asswipes are so unoriginal

>>5198035
>prostate is like 4inches in...
maybe if your a woman

men prostates are deeper in because of the scrotum

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>>5198055
you can thank nazi anon for the pictures of sexy women. tell him thank you :)

>>5198054

youre in the top 1.5% actually.

>>5198058
...

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>>5198058

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>>5198052
because this thread is already in the toilet with shit OP.

>>5198053
;-;-;-;-;

>>5198070
>>5198061
>>5198022

i think its fairly obviously a joke, man

cool off a little and quite spamming pls

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>>5198053
>iktf
you will never fuck her tight blonde pussy ;-;

>>5198054
>I won't even start

Completely lost my shit, that's all you had to say.

>>5198065

Shhh

>>5198065
>>5198078

You know, technically women have prostates, too..

>>5197995
>when he calls your asshole a pussy

>>5198090
one guy once called my dick a pussy

it made me angry ;_;

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>>5198074
i do not think nazi stuff is funny when my grandparents lived through it. and they are only survivors from their families.

>>5198062
Ohh even more exclusive
How do you know anon?
On the internet, no one knows your a dog
>>5198078
You're an easy crowd mexi, I like it
No offense of course

>>5198020
>look this guy up
>videos of him being dominated by a woman
why

>>5198096

nobody mentioned the nazis but you

>>5198097

i know because i can read simple graphs?

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>>5198095
>called your dick a pussy
do you have innie?

>>5198099
I kinda like it when straight guys get dominated

as long as the woman stays quiet and out of the scene

who /soulcrushingloneliness/ here?

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>>5198086

>>5198101
no he was just really mean because I was bottoming and I started jerking off and he said yeah stroke your pussy

and I was like what

and he said yeah that's a pussy

to make things worse I came :c

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>>5198099
because women are sexy anon. one day you will see that

>>5198100
I mean how do you know/remember my dickie size or why rather?

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Since this thread is subtly about my cock
Just letting everyone know no female has ever left me unpleased.

If anyone is interested in mini maki hit me up because im the shit and can get with anyone and everyone

>>5198104

me too. if there was anyway to avoid being murdered or raped i would cuddle literally anyone who approached me

>>5198104
not anymore c:

>>5198107

What? . -.

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>mfw my penis size chart map made a huge uproar

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>>5198104

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>>5198108
ahahahah anon why?
why you should have more respect for yourself anon. please tell me you are not seeing him still

>>5198109
regardless of a woman's looks, being dommed by one is kinda pathetic.
Like I wouldn't even wanna be dommed by the hottest woman in the world.

>>5198114
hold me pls
>>5198116
>>5198120
REEEEEEEEEE

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>>5198104
Yep. Yeeeeeeeeep.

>>5198117

You're being a pedantic prick.

>>5198122
>please tell me you are not seeing him still
no he broke up with me

Fucking christ, can we stop this str8 degeneracy?

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>>5198130
>he broke up with you
why anon? you should have broken up with him first. anon ):

>>5198129

Oh..
I mean. no.. I didn't mean it like that. </3
I was just being silly..

>>5198112
>anime poster
I wouldn't let you inside my pussy if you were the last man on earth.

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>>5198134

>>5198135
he got a girflriend

now i hate grils

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>>5198134
it will never stop. you can thank OP for sexy grills :) when you see nazi anon tell him thank you for sexy girls

>>5198058
Y-yeah, sure.

>>5197995
tfw top 1%? The graph is bullshit, I've met guys with bigger dongs than me.

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>>5198134
Straightness is a very serious disease that we should cure asap

All these pictures of girls remind me that I'll never be a normal functioning member of society

>>5198129
You're an asshole, and you look like an ugly neanderthal too.

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>>5198140
>biscums strike yet again

threadly reminder: stay away from potential breeders

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>>5198140
anon I'm sorry :( should we start hashtag #killallgrills? it will be like prison sex world

>>5198142

how does that make the graph bullshit?
it just means that youve met some of the luckiest guys around.

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I'll just take advice from this man and leave this disgusting str8 thread prematurely.

>>5198148
Really you do not feel anything looking at girls? I thought everyone was some percent bisexual. Even little bit. I think most guys would let another guy suck their dick. Does not mean they are gay

>>5198155
Yeah he didn't like looking at gash

>>5198161
>tfw I've done /nofap/ for a month and even then my dick denied the grills.

I'm 100% pure homo sex master race.

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Can we go back to posting qt blond men?

>>5198181
Only if you start posting cute ones.

>>5197995
OP, it's rather obvious that that chart is utter bullshit. Penises are always measured in inches, not centimeters.

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ive just realised that all my standards for beauty are based on professional models posted on 4chan

perhaps this is not healthy

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>>5198181
>blondes
top tier taste anon

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>>5198181
never :D

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>>5198186
>Clark Bockelman
>Not one of the qtest boys on the planet
Just kill yourself already, senpai.

>>5198041
post a new pic
please

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>>5198181

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>>5198161

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>>5198162
there is nothing wrong with qt gash

>>5198181
>that forehead
>skin darker than hair
0/10

>>5198136
go be silly elsewhere tranny

>>5198198
maybe if you're into feminine men...

Why don't more people bully maki?
He's an attention whore that just talks about his cock.

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>>5198186
>>5198207
>>5198210
shit taste desu.

>>5198212

oh look, here you are talking about hsi cock again

whos the real attention whore?

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>>5198210
feminine men are pretty sexy. but only if it is natural feminine features.

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>>5198058
wtf does this even mean? I don't even know what you are trying to say here :/

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>>5198210
Damn, son. How is it even possible to have taste as shitty as yours?
I bet you like sandniggers and apes.

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>>5198201
there is nothing gay about letting a guy suck your dick
):

>>5198219

that looks like my ass desu

>>5198236
booger turn trip back on

>>5198236
you wish desu

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>>5198236
p-pls post ass?

>straight shit
I didn't come here for this

>>5198253

here, its shit but i cba to make anything better
its late here, and im going to bed

http://webmshare.com/AGPvd

>>5198069
Was Keanu Reeves always in that picture?

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>>5198263
>http://webmshare.com/AGPvd
t-thanks anon
qt
:3

>>5198263
You're that anon with the hairline, right?

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>>5198263

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>>5198212
Because I still believe
I still believe
I still believe
Believe in myself
Everydays a beautiful day

>>5198198
He would never be the boyfriend of a mestizo shut-in, right ;_;

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>>5198286
blonde anon? i do not think it is him

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>>5198255
here ya go anon

I don't think I've ever felt an emotional attachment to another person. I want to try to connect with people, get a bf or something, but social interaction is so draining, it's too much effort. Should I just give up? I'm worthless anyways.

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>>5198291
I sure hope not.
I want him to reproduce with another qt blond's boywomb!

>>5198319
>but social interaction is so draining, it's too much effort
It really is...
When you find your special someone though, it'll feel effortless, so don't give up :)

>>5198332

pls stop posting, you are damaging my fragile psyche

>tfw used to be blonde but hair turned sandy brown

...every day a litte death

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>>5198309
There's something about tattos that just get me rock hard. Im going to be covered in tattoos before I die. On my face and everything they are so cool.the tits are nice also would fuck them and cum on her face and make her walk outside with my cum on her face tbqh

>>5198347
Wash your hair, nasty boy.

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>>5198332
>gays
>reproduce
degenerate

>>5198360

no you dont understand

its just genetics i guess

>>5198319
>but social interaction is so draining
if you feel tired after social interaction then you're probably an introvert.

That doesn't mean you can't socialize, though. It just means that you need some time to recharge after socializing.

I, for example, like to go for a walk all by myself when I feel tired. It helps a lot to find what gets you energized again.

Also, as >>5198345 said, once you find someone special, it'll be effortless

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>>5198354
tattoo girls is the best. a girl that will destroy her bodies with tattoos will be down for any kind of dirty degrading sex.

>>5198381

That's one of the worst thoughts I've ever seen about liking tattoos.

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>>5198369
i understand my hair did same. i have lighter colour hair when i was young. but now it is black. ;-;

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why is being gay and able to love guys so awesome?

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Straight dude here, I can only achieve a full erection from prostate stimulation, Is this natures way of telling me Im gay?

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>>5198391
but also it is kind of true. no? usually girls/men with tattoos have loose morals and will be more open minded in sex?


>>5198399
>gays
>love
ahahah

>>5198399

mirin those quads so hard

>>5198399
Because men are beautiful in every way.

>>5198399
guys are amazing not on the same level as girls desu

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>>5198381
Can confirm!
Little whores are nothing but daddies little fucktoys and prizes. I love me some tattoed whores. Cummin in their little mouth and looking in my eyes swallowing the entire load and I pat her head and she winks with her emerald green eyes or sapphire blue eyes.
Sometimes tattoos are great target practice

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>tfw all the sloots posted here are making me even MORE homo
>i never thought it was possible

t-thanks, /gaygen/.


>>5198399
hng. why is he so perfect /fit/ brehs.

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>>5198402
it is not gay if you let a girl do it to you.

>>5198402
the other day I learnt that my hole lubricates itself when I get horny

some of us were just made for that

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>>5198347
Sandy brown is nice too, Anon!
Under the assumption the guy is otherwise physically attractive:
Light blond > red >= dirty blond > dark blond/Sandy > black with blue eyes > brown > black

Ugly reds are pretty terrible though.

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>>5198416
>Little whores are nothing but daddies little fucktoys and prizes.
>I love me some tattoed whores. Cummin in their little mouth and looking in my eyes swallowing the entire load and I pat her head and she winks with her emerald green eyes or sapphire blue eyes.
>Sometimes tattoos are great target practice

tfw you will never cum on a tattooed whores face
):

>tfw no shitposter bf

>>5198399
It is a hell from which I shall never escape

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>>5198392
>>5198381
>>5198364
>>5198309
>>5198281
>>5198253
>>5198229
>>5198219
>>5198205
>>5198193
>>5198153
>>5198141
>>5198135
>>5198122
>>5198109
>>5198101
>>5198096
>>5198077
>>5198070
>>5198061
>>5198053
>>5198046
>>5198037
>>5198022
>tfw absolutely no attraction

>>5198443
most of those girls are too skelly t b h

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>>5198443
i am sorry anon ;-; you are to far gone.

>>5198437
h-hello

>>5198436
>>5198416
>>5198406

You guys are grossing me out.
Don't sound so demeaning about it, eugh.

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>>5198439
you can escape homosexuality if you really want it anon

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>>5198450
>Too skelly
Shut your whore mouth.
>tfw no model gf

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>>5198460
dont worry it is fiction. I would never put my dick in girl with tattoos. for several reasons.

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>>5197995

is my dick too small?
is 5.6 inches. i dont know what the girth is, or whether its thick or thin.

http://m.imgur.com/yERbBtp

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>>5198472
One of them you being a bottom slut?

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>>5198460
Why wouldn't I demean and degrade little whores that put permanent marks on their skin because DYADDDY never loved them. Its not my fault they are broken and makinastys here to plunder le booty :^)

Most of the fun from fucking hot women is telling your friends about it.

>>5198436
Literally find a band. You get them all the time. Makes your reputation socially look good also. They are insanely easy. I have no clue how theres straight virgins tbqh

>>5198489
I could probably kill you with no remorse

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>>5198469
>not posting big beautiful womens
muhsoggyknee

>>5198491
>bottom
only gayscum are bottoms. they should be used and disposed like tissues. :)

>>5198496
maki do you need a hug

>>5198489
Nah it's hot, I would suck it desu

I'm jelly of that uncut dick tho :c

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>>5198489

I'd hop on it, sure.
Looks fine to me.
Uncut is a huge plus, too.

>>5198496

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>>5198496
>Most of the fun from fucking hot women is telling your friends about it.
>Why wouldn't I demean and degrade little whores that put permanent marks on their skin because DYADDDY never loved them. Its not my fault they are broken and makinastys here to plunder le booty

tfw never got to live this life fucking hot girls with loose morals. dirty tattoo sluts.
):
can I live vicariously through your maki?

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>>5198507
>big beautiful womens
KILL
YOURSELF

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>>5198489
cute, would suck.

>>5198507
I can already tell you're a shitposting neet twink.
get help, queen.

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>>5198534
I am joking anon. pls post more skeltal qts

>>5198539
>projecting this hard
wew lad ahaha

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>tfw cut

>>5198534

Ok, no, but seriously, those arms ; 3;
aaahhh i hope she's content and happy seeing people that skinny makes me feel so not good inside and mom-worrisome.

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>>5198539
what the fuck is wrong with his face. is he burn victim.

I'm not homophobic but there are too many gay people in this thread.

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>>5198557
i agree. gay genocide when?
(:
clean the world from mathc4mathc fags

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>>5198556
Nah, he's a qt pie.

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>>5198508
From you yes :3

>>5198530
I just like talking like a scumbag sometimes tbqh.

>>5198532
Anytime you want baby boy. Are you gay? Why do you have these pictures?

>>5198551
>tfw cut
>Less girthy
>Smaller than the guy above

I wonder if something happened though because he's been posting these last couple days about suicide. Ill be nicer to him. He probably got dumped or an awkward face abd they had to lie about how they much they liked it...

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>>5198489
tranny here.
gay boys sure have nice cocks

maybe post your hairy chest too

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>>5198496
>tfw no mtf gf who's still a stone cold killer who you can bond together over some extralegal justice in the name of lbgt rights

Bad feels.

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>>5198553
That photo was taken about 10 years ago. She's still alive and looks pretty much the same.

>>5198374
I don't really know what energizes me. But having a full time job where I have to interact with people all day makes me want to lock myself at home on my two days off so I never do anything that gives me the chance to meet anybody.

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>>5198567
>body hair
gross. this thread is masc4fem only and maybe fem4fem is we can watch

>>5198585
>Are you gay? Why do you have these pictures?
No. I'm maybe 90% attracted to females. And feminine males.

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>>5198599
>females and fem males

bretty beta.

>>5198460
shut the fuck up and leave faggy tripfag

>>5198589

That's actually kind of comforting, actually, thank you.
Looks like a rad lady, too.

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>>5198614
>faggot calling anyone beta
(^:

>>5198562
>clean the world from mathc4mathc fags
exactly
fem4fem only

pol was right again, gays are crazy. this is why I don't come out and never will befriend gays in real life. this construction of its own world is not normal, just having spent a few days here it's like drowning in a septic tank and a strong need to be around normal people arise.

holy fucking shit, this pizza delivery guy

people should not be allowed to be this good-looking

i almost pushed him into my house and raped him
it would've been solely his fault

>>5198701
ugh If you talk like that in real life no wonder you're not getting laid.

>>5198701
Open your mouth and let the poo fill your lungs... Become one of us.

>>5198730
Did you take his picture?

>>5198701
You are on 4chan. If you don't get the strong need to be around normal people regardless of what board you visit, you're living in an abnormal special world as it is.

That is to say, ur a fagit.

>>5198730
order a pizza with extra sausage

>>5198701
I'm only here because of a lesbian friend, I actually forgot the precise reason and now apart from two other boards it's the only one I'm regularly browsing because I find it hilarious.

>>5198780
>I will never befriend gays
>lesbian friend

anon you might have brain damage

>>5198791
Not the same person, just contrasting "muh pol" with finding this board highly entertaining.

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tfw no qt plus size model bf

>>5198443
i don't know. some of these made me feel things, but i just can't imagine sexualizing a woman and wanting to be with her romantically or sexually or whatever. sounds gross.

>>5198822
I bet he's insecure about it in the back of his mind. I'd love to slap his chub around and abuse his soft titties.
Seeing him cry would be so cute!

>>5198836
So glad that Azealia Banks has finally made the transition. Stunning and brave tbqh.

>>5198864

Watching the Cowboys play the iggles while talking to a philly fan.

Waiting for 9p to roll around so my bb is off from work and we can cuddle.

salad is such a wierd concept. it's just a bunch of vegetables and sometimes fruits and nuts and other stuff and it's all just chopped up and put together and it tastes so fucking good. it taste better than eating all of it separately by far. wtf.

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>>5198864
It's afternoon here. I'm putting off study for an exam tomorrow morning.
Will probably just buy a few litres of diet coke for dinner so I can pull an all nighter.

>crush is woman preferring biscum
how to cope with this

>>5198884
I wish I liked salads.

They all look so good but I have serious problems with vegetables and fruits.

Like, I've hated the taste of about 90% of the ones I've tried.

and the worst part is that I don't like meat that much either.

>>5198443
I find the guy's arm in >>5198193 to be pretty attractive.

>>5198893
PUMP + DUMP

>>5198893
lock him in chastity and throw away the key so he can only have sex again as a bottom with other guy.

>>5198884
>salad

Only way I eat not-meat desu

Jesus Christ, these multiple street sign captchas will be the fucking death of me.

>>5198908
He's a filthy biscum, he probably likes pegging.

>>5198911
i eat a lot of non-meat. thinking about going vegan. right now i'm unofficially a mix of poultritarian and pescatarian and i've been like that for years now...

It's healthier in most aspects but if you don't eat the right foods you could suffer from major malnutrition issues. Like lack of iron, calcium, vitamin d etc...

>>5198908
I'm a bottom anon

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>>5198854
Imagine eating one of them out, pussy juice and the taste of vagina

Makes me slightly nauseous tbqh

>>5198919
>i'm unofficially a mix of poultritarian and pescatarian

1. What the fuck does that even mean

2. Where does one officially become some sort of diet follower

>>5198897
eating processed junk with added sugar salt and fat will change the way you taste everything.

just keep trying to replace unhealthy options with healthy ones, and eventually your taste-buds will adapt.

you will eventually be able to taste the natural sugar in vegetables and other produce.

>>5198919
thats a common misconception,
Once you stop eating meat daily you are more aware of the nutritional value in food.

Believe me it's not hard to get those nutrients without meat or even animal by-product.

>>5198951
>eating processed junk with added sugar salt and fat will change the way you taste everything.

the thing is I never eat that stuff because I know it is unhealthy.

I try to eat healthy stuff but I usually dislike how they taste.

Which in the end is counterproductive because sometimes I just don't want to eat because of that.

why can't even my taste buds be normal

>>5198966
if you don't eat processed food and don't eat healthy food... what do you eat?

>>5198993
I eat healthy food, but just because I know I have to, not because I enjoy doing so.

>>5198939
i don't eat pork or beef or lobster/crab.

you just do it. but i'm unofficially those things because i'm neither of them.

>>5198964
cool. i guess i have to man up and try it out someday then.

>>5198930
that sounds preddy hawt to me tbvh. It's nice when their juices run down your chin too

poor guy...
>>5198959

>>5198919
I'm still cutting gluten in my diet. Gluten free bread tastes like fucking ass.

Question guys I need some help. I've been texting this guy from Spain and we are getting along pretty well. We both know we are gay and all since we met on a gay website. But he turns off his phone quite a bit during the school week and even when it is on he can be the worst texter. Ive asked him if hes interested still everyday and he says he is. He also said that he has strong feelings for me already but im starting to think im wasting my time. So question anons, if someone truly likes you wouldnt they try to text you a lot? Ask you questions about yourself? Right now i k kw everything on him and he knows little about me. I am the top in this relationship but still. Is this normal?

>>5199086
>texting this guy from Spain
...and where are you from?

>>5199091
The united states.

>>5199079

Just give it up. That's what I ended up doing.

Been a while but isn't sourdough gluten free?

>>5199086
I've been texting with a guy from Spain for a while as well and it's usually difficult because of us being in different timezones.

Maybe that has something to do with it?

also, where are you from? If you live on the other end of the world and have no plans/possibilities to go to Spain in the near future, then you are wasting your time but for a different reason.

>>5199100
>Just give it up
I'm pretty sure my body is taking in gluten and then sending it straight out the other side ASAP. I don't think my body wants it. I'm trying it for a while until I can get a proper test done.

>>5199101
I'm going to go there this summer anyway for this summer school so I figured why not. I dont know though. I think he has some trust issues but I don't get why hes interested if he barely texts.

>>5199109

I meant give up GF bread, not give up being GF.

>>5199116
Oh, yeah the bread is pretty bad. I bought some to try, but it just tastes stale.

I'm thinking for lunch I might start buying some chicken and doing it with rice, egg, and gluten free soy sauce. (Why does SS have gluten in anyway?)

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>>5199116
I will never be a straight man's GF

>>5199086
>>5199098
IDK dude. Maybe others have better advice but mine would be to move on. Find someone at least in the states, hopefully near you. I personally do not see online relationships as real. Physical touch should be involved. I would say from his view point or rather, the way he is approaching this is that you aren't really in a real relationship. For him, you are just a fun diversion from whatever his true reality is. ...but I could be totally wrong.

>have a gay stalker friend
>constantly tells me how much he likes me
>constantly compliments me
>constantly tells me how i'm too good for such and such
>constantly will play matchmaker but than will cause drama if I actually go on a date with the guys he chooses and likes them
>constantly pesters me and wants to know all the details about my private sex life


wat do? We've been friends with middle school and he knows I'm not into him like that.

Does penis size matter to homosexuals?

R9k here

>>5199126

Sourdough bread is supposed to be good for those who are gluten intolerant.

Try that stuff.

>>5199153
Ive never measured mine if that matters.

>>5199111
well, maybe he's just bad at texting. Some people are. Maybe he just doesn't want to bother you or doesn't know what to say.

Maybe he's not really that interested.

Maybe he likes you, but since you live in the US he doesn't want to try anything with you.

>>5199153
Yes. It's a real pain in the ass when they are too big

>>5199153
5.5 to 7 inch is perfect.
I just prefer everything to be in proportion, long skinny dicks are disgusting.

>>5199155

I turned out gluten intolerant in a few bloodtests lately.

Theres all kinds of breads made out of manioc and corn here, so im fine.

>>5199167
>>5199161
Mine is 5.5 and I feel like it's unwanted completely and ill die alone

>>5199152
tell him to stop because he's making you uncomfortable.

>>5199180
What changes, if any, did you experience in the first week or two of cutting out gluten?

>>5199183
Easier for me to deepthoat

>>5199187

I had really bad mouth sores, very painful, very longlasting.

They disappeared in a week.

>>5199138
I'm honestly had started to think that this week. Seems like when he's with his friends he blows me off. Then he doesn't even ask ever how I'm doing or care. I don't want to date another narcissist. But do you think he is a narcissist or just airheaded? Oh and he's not out to those classmates.
>>5199164
Ya he keeps mentioning the distance but it's weird because he contacted me first.

>>5199196
Wow, I don't have the mouth sores. I was feeling really fatigued, kept running out of energy much sooner than I should've been. Dunno if you noticed any changes on that front.

>>5199203

I did, but I also suffer from hypothyroidism, and I began treatment for it about the same time.

Complete change in terms of appetite and energy levels. Its like im a different person, I actually feel hunger now, and I'm not completely dead after 10pm. I also wake up a lot earlier now.

>>5199183
>tfw measured for the first time since losing weight today
>6.5in

>>5199183
If you like to bottom, dick size is pretty much meaningless. If you want to top, you just need to know how to use what you got. Don't know your sexual prefs but the p-spot & g-spot are well with in the reach of 5.5. You'll be able to pound for much longer and harder with less warm up than someone much bigger. Most guys don't want you into their colon (painful) which is about 6" in, even less for smaller framed ppl (ie: girls).

>>5199212
Oh man, I didn't really feel hungry but I'd force myself to eat constantly. Lots of sandwiches, pasta and stuff. I just felt bloated and tired all the time.

I cut gluten out for a week and it's improved me quite a lot already. I hope the improvements continue.

I'm glad it had such resounding improvements for you.

>>5199220
>colon
>6 inches in
what? I use 7.5 inch dildo with no problem

>>5199236

I had a number of misdiagnosed/undiagnosed/underdiagnosed conditions.

Changed doctors:

Pernicious anemia: treated
Hashimotos Hypothyroidism: under treatment
Celiac disease: under treatment

Various deficiencies cured too

I also started visiting a psych. All very important decisions and to be absolutely honest I couldn't be any happier about them.

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How big is your avatar folder gaygen?

Edited to hide my name but I suck at it

>>5199199
>>5199199
>he is a narcissist or just airheaded?
my best guess would be no and no.

not to be harsh... prepare for harshness... you just aren't that important to him compared to the rest of his life is how I see it. Sounds like he might be more in the closet than he has led you to believe. Or maybe he is bi and doesn't want you to know about it. Too many if's b/c of the distance.

>>5199250
>I'm a hypochondriac doc shopping

FTFY

>>5199250
My doctors aren't very helpful at the moment. I have to ask them to run specific tests. They're pretty terrible to be honest.

It's pretty incredible how one single person has the ability to ruin an entire general where over 60 people post every day.

Fuck you, Maki.

>>5199262

More like my doctor is a projective hypochondriac. I only went to him for screening because 80% of my family has the hypothyroidism.

His bloodtests for my first two appointments had over 40 different tests. I had 10 different tubes filled with blood.

But it works, i honestly feel a lot better.

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>>5199253
All my images from whenever I started using Windows 7 are scattered throughout multiple drives, Maki-chii.
It would be impossible for me to organize them.

After talking about how I don't keep anything trimmed in the last thread, I tried shaving my legs.

I almost don't not regret it entirely, immediately.
At least my chin hair grows now.

>>5199265

Its hard to come by good doctors lately.

>>5199293
>I almost don't not regret it entirely, immediately.

What the fuck am I reading.

>>5199293
Shaved legs are comfy.

>>5199285
>10 tubes

>>5199289
I wanna know what flavour of wizard I am

>>5199240
Wow. Really? I've got a 7" and usually only go just over 5 in before discomfort. 6" in and I'm feeling it and have to go really slow. I thought I read somewhere that the rectum was about 6" long but I don't have a source I can link you. I just remember thinking "ah, that makes sense" b/c of my personal experience.

googled:
wiki: The human rectum is about 12 centimetres (4.7 in) long
google: The average length of the human rectum may range between 10 and 15 cm.

>>5199293

cut your nappy hair off please

>>5199307

I hate needles, so we had to stop and take a break between some of those.

>>5199275
Its not my fault people want to talk about my cock all day. Im going to stop posting soon. Im just in limbo period of looking for a different place to dwell in since I left mtfg.
The worst part is im 100 percent straight.

>>5199288
That sucks. I have 2gigs of pictures of a cartoon girl

>>5199321
>The worst part is im 100 percent straight.

Stop lying bb. We're gonna get gay married after you get out of basic to get you out of the barracks.

>tfw no anon bf

>>5199309
>>5199240
>tfw no toys
I'm so scared of ordering one

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>get done having faperino
>close incognito browser
>bookmark manager is still up in the regular chrome window
>fuck it
>turn off monitor
>go to sleep
>go to school
>get home, notice I'm looking at a different porn folder
>check history, see someone went to one of the bookmarks at like noon
I'm p sure my mom just found out I'm gay, and all the sick shit I'm into.

Pray for me anon

>>5199304

Is my grammar too next level for you, bby

>>5199307

I guess so.. I dunno.
I didn't mind hairy legs. Kind of want them back. They grew in nice directions with the shape of my legs.

>>5199312

How about your shut your nappy mouth

>tfw no gf

>>5199332
I'll be your bf, just fill out this application:

>Hair
>Eyes
>Height
>Weight
>Body type
>Why you want a bf
>Fisting, y/n?

>>5199351

Why can't you just communicate clearly.

>>5199347
Why?

>>5199367
What if someone finds it

How do I keep it nice and clean

>>5199369
warm water first and rubbing alcohol second. Soap can damage silicone products.

>>5199355
>brown
>brown
>5'10
>165 lbs
>skinnyfat
>i just want to cuddle while listening to asian folk music
>no

I failed, didn't I?

>>5199369
What's your living situation? Also just wash with warm water and soap.

Also make SURE you buy a 100% silicone toy, jelly is not hygienic and has nasty chemicals.

It's worth dishing out for a quality toy

>>5199387
Living at home for now. Also got no idea where I'd buy one discretely.

>>5199348
fuck that's horrifying, good luck anon, seriously.

>>5199369
>>5199369
>What if someone finds it
don't leave it sitting out on the coffee table

>>5199369
>How do I keep it nice and clean
use soap and water to wash it

you want to get material that is dish washer safe/ boilable

>>5199381
>Soap can damage silicone products.
umm... not really, not if it's premium/medical grade silicone. If they can be washed in the dishwasher, then they are ok with most soaps.

>>5199382
>Brown
All hair is okay, but brown is the least exciting.
>Brown
I guess that can be okay too, depending on the shape.
>5'10
Eh.
>165 skinnyfat
Can be cute, but probably isn't.
>Cuddle
Nice.
>Asian folk music
Disgusting
>No
Good.

>I failed, didn't I
If you're white, you pass. If not, get out of here.

>>5199402
i'm white, but i don't want you as my boyfriend, so you fail hehe

>>5199355
>application:
>Hair
Red
>Eyes
Brown
>Height
6'3"
>Weight
210
>Body type
Chub
>Why you want a bf
I want somebody to love and suck off
>Fisting, y/n?
y :3c

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>>5199408
Impossible. Only a darkie wouldn't want me as their bf, and that's only because they know they're not worthy.

I'm sorry you're such a failure.

>>5199413
H-hey, qt.

>>5199413
wiz pls

>>5199395
There's this amazing thing called the internet where they deliver non-descript brown packages to you

>>5199355
>>Hair
Dark Brown
>>Eyes
Almost Black
>>Height
5'8
>>Weight
almost 130
>>Body type
twink
>>Why you want a bf
Holding something at night to fall asleep
>>Fisting, y/n?
No fisting

>>5199421
the only swedish guy i like is olof dreijer

he's cute and subversive af

all the other scandinavian men can die for all i care

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>>5199426
>yfw the internet delivers anonymous BBC right to your door

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>>5199431
Scandinavian men are perfect, so long as they haven't been corrupt by Circe.

>>5199355
>>Hair
black
>>Eyes
brown
>>Height
6'
>>Weight
last I checked it was around 155
>>Body type
slim, hairy
>>Why you want a bf
I just want a cute twink to cuddle and take care of
>>Fisting, y/n?
not interested

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>no tall bf

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Tfw your sports team is having a really sucky year

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>>5197995
iktf

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>>5199525
REE that's my line

>>5199596
Dallas got btfo

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DONT
TELL
PEOPLE
THAT
YOU
GO
ON
4CHAN

>talking with a guy on kik, we've been friends for a while
>let slip that I go on 4chan
>"oh...."
>FUCKING NORMIES
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My mistake ;-;
Bye friend
Can't make friends in real life or online

>>5199653
my
fucking
roommate

announced to our entire class that I visit 4chan. That fucker. I wanted to punch him.

>>5199656
Sorry mate…
I like going here but all of a sudden people find out (which I don't want people to find out to begin with) and all of a sudden I'm a school shooter streaming porn in my mom's basement. It sucks.
But I'll be your friend.

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>>5199525
>tfw tall
>want a taller bf
>realize that only about 1% of the people are taller than me
>even less are males
>even less are gay
Genetically engineering when?

>>5199673
I'm 6'3", d-do I qualify?

>>5199656
A kid in one of my classes this semester decided to openly start browsing R9K during class and talking to me about it, spouting memes and shit.
I tried expressing to him through body language that I wasn't interested, and he should tone it down, but he was too autistic to notice.
He's bit of a qt too.

http://imgur.com/pc0KqqB

>>5199697
>http://imgur.com/pc0KqqB
>posting other peoples' pics on 4chan

pls no

>>5199697
He is.
I have a friend that browses R9K all the time.
Except he does it cause he gets such a kick out of the robots, they crack him up so much for some reason.

>>5199673
I'm 6'6. I like women, tho

>>5199709
I'm pretty sure most robots are like that, and the people there exaggerate a bit.
...Most.
I go to /jp/ occasionally for the same reason.

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>>5199693
We're more or less at the same height, so I'd say maybe. It's not like height is the only thing, but just once I want to feel small between two big arms hugging me.
>>5199714
You *also* like women or you *only* like women?

Suddenly all so quiet

>>5199750
Hallo, Abe

>>5199779

Hello bb

>>5199783
Alles goed?

>>5199784

yeah, all good, bit tired, but pretty good. yourself?

>>5199789
Met me is alles goed.
Tired and I know I should sleep cause I've got to get up early.
I kind of want to masturbate but also sleep and I have to get up at 6:30
To wank or not to wank?

>>5199802

well whatever it takes to get to sleep...
wank

>>5197995
Sorry to barge into your thread, I just find it funny that I'm mtf and have 7.25" dick. I didn't realize that was that rare. Anyway enjoy your thread gay dudes

>>5199856
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5199856
I feel like I should be mad, but you were so damn cordial. Are you at least a top?

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Who overwatch hype?

new thread:
>>5199943
>>5199943
>>5199943

>>5197995
>In the 90th percentile

No wonder every guy I get is intimidated by me and doesn't want to fuck me ;_;