Gaygen: Peaceful Emotions Edition

>>5195803
KILL ME
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pls can we stop talking about dicksizes

first for autismal gays

last >>5194072
was that so hard?

>>5195818
Yeah, people really suck at making gaygens lately.

>>5195816
you're absolutely right

sadcunt pls post butt

Superior game music coming through Jupp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs5QGN-zhwM&list=PL22DFF37B18C4F943

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>>5195816

No

>>5195841
eat my grits senpai

>>5195769
Haven't been to many gigs for the past 2 years, unfortunately.

>2013: Iced Earth + Septic Flesh
>2014: electronic phase, so no metal gigs
>2015: Rotting Christ
>Late November: tickets for Paradise Lost

I liked the track you linked, i'll check out more of their stuff.

>>5195843

Grits means your ass right?

Post it slut

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>>5195803

I like this edition.

just to establish
that mongoloid w/ the shitty haircut really wasnt me kk

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>>5195830
>tfw no one is ever a side

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>>5195839
So much nostalgia. Made me remember all those gnomes I profited from making.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWzWibsL-LY&list=PL5F286D0D14A5E1B0
This one had many good ones.

>>5195854
I always thought it was the lower part of the taint.
I don't have a ass, I'm a skeleton, nothing here but us bones.

>>5195886
hello
post strong sexe bones?
thx

>>5195867
I've never really played the final fantasy games tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp4svigzhc0

>>5195854

arent grits kind of like porridge?

>>5195894
Sluta svenne. Jeg er alt for gammel for deg.

>>5195866
This.

Even if I am probably more on the bottom side, I also top.

>>5195898

Leave it to the german to be autistically literal

How do I deal with not winning the genetic lottery? I'm a 5/10 with a 4/10 personality and a 3/10 dick. What do I do?

>>5195911

post face + dick

i could do with some cheering up

>>5195907

Side = oral only

Not vers

>>5195911
Stop posting on 4chan

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>>5195911
>personality is genetic

>>5195898
http://xhamster.com/movies/1939723/kiss_my_grits_1990.html

>>5195839
even though I'm not sure how I feel about Chrono Cross as a whole...

dat soundtrack tho...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROKcr2OTgws

>>5195898
goggle the term "kiss my grits." Basically means "kiss my arse"/ "go to hell"/"get bent" etc. >Unless you were just trolling, then nvm & 8/8

>>5195921
Maybe his looks affected his personality?
Feeling ugly can make one bitter

>>5195866
>tfw exclusive top but only 5'10"
At least girls is shorter than me

>>5195904
ditt köttsliga fängelse kanske åldras
men ens ben förvaras starka i många år
finn frid med ditt inre skelett

>>5195940
lol, you are the yid king of the manlets, moishe

but I'm the same height as you

>>5195940

5'10" does seem that short at all.

>>5195911

Just find someone who doesn't give a shit.
I can't be the only one.

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>>5195918

Pardon?

>>5195922

>>5195940

мyжчинoчки eбaнныe, кoгдa yзнaют?

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Disregard any opinion about height and dick size you find on 4chan

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Memorable Battle themes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eYBxiJDVa4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5skhBmzOS90

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1AhluKhxeY

>>5195967

Babby-dinked manlet detected

I put my face on grindr, does that mean I'm out of the closet now?

>>5195958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcPTKqwTnfQ

>>5195967
what about cut/uncut status?

welp, time to kill myself guys

>5 foot 7
>5.3 inch dick
>brown hair and brown eyes
>wide hips, narrow shoulders
>flat ass
>lisp
>not rich

perhaps i will have better luck next life. fuck this stupid planet.

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>>5195977

I looked at my crush on FB, will I show up in his "People You May Know" section? I'm scared now. Guess I should delete my account.

>>5195988

Uncut is indisputably master race

>>5195991

Work out and get a thick booty and you're fine

>>5195911
Pull a Dio

>>5195997

cute actually
also i didnt know senpai had visited england, i wish id met up with him...

>>5195997

is there any solid proof that's really him?

>>5195997

>still trying this hard

lmao

>>5195998

I'm pretty sure that's for friends of friends

>>5195968
May I add

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lM6dwYyF5A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kBqP06eDRY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbXVNKtmWnc

>>5196007

people always show up in my section who i don't know and aren't friends of friends..

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>>5195960
most guys here is shorter than me. So no

>>5195946
Can we be manlets together anon?
(:

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>>5195968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie5b9lDhMcY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KPjPBCLaPg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSsiLDd2AjI

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>>5196014
>mfw accidentally liked a picture of my crush from last year

d-does the notificiation still appears if I dislike it?

>>5196037
You fool

>>5196037
Yes it does

What's the deal with qt manlets thinking that tall people wont like them? Tall people are rare, and tall couples are even more rare. Plus being a manlet is EZ-mode for having a great body, just put in the minimum effort.

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>>5196051

thanks for trying
but its too late for me. ill never make it.

i was a lot happier when i was unaware of all this genetics stuff...

>>5196051

Does this mean you could love me in spite of me being 5'8?

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>>5196048
that's it im never leaving my house again

>>5196057
I'm 6'8" and I wouldn't care if you were 5'3, as long as you're at least a 6/10 and like to cuddle.

>>5196022
where do you live?

>>5196051
As a tall person, my ideal bf would be bigger and taller than me and he'd make me feel safe.

But since there aren't many people that are taller than me I kinda learned to love manlets

>>5195911
better suck that dick like a champ

>>5196073

So... its all down to how high you rate me out of 10?

I'm almost curious now.

>>5196074
New York

>>5196057
Awwww qt abelet
(:
Wanna pick you up

why is everyone so picky on here stop acting like you're a 10

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>constant depression and feelings of hopelessness due to no bf has robbed you of all emotions

i guess it is peaceful

>>5196090
I think I'm a solid 8

>>5196090

i think im a 7/10 twink. but in a few years i will be a 9.5 cub.

i hope.

>>5196090

Im probably 7ish, i think

>>5196098

I'm having a great week and day, so Im probably exaggerating tho.

>>5195913
Nope

>>5195921
Oops sorry

>>5195947
I don't think those people exist outside the Internet

>>5196000
What

>>5195991
I'm with you

>>5196083
I can't even suck dick that good

>>5195968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFU6zwV47Q4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6GrZYE2il0

>>5196104
>What
If you want a 10/10 body just steal one.
Science is almost far enough to transplant heads so if you want a 10/10 just get one.

>>5196087
Pics pls

>>5196055
Don't feel sad anon, it's hard to tell what's genetic or not when you don't try your hardest. Start walking, exercise, eat better. Learn to love eating bad tasting food that's healthy. I bet you're a qt

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>>5196069
You worry too much. He probably won't even notice or care. Unless you commented on the photo saying " I'm a giant fag and I want to fuck you" just chill man.

>>5196121
Exactly, body transplantations, penis transplantations, height lengthening surgery, anti-aging technology.
The future is so bright.

>>5196090
Sometimes people can date up
>tfw 5 but with a 8
Having talent or something to offer helps

>>5195968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXOzwiJZjGg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfWiF6JC5Rc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpzbr3vCBjw

>>5196129

No pics on here bb, sorry. I've never posted one of myself, and the ones someone keeps putting up are greatly offensive.

>>5196133

Transhuman cyborg bodies when
I'm tired of having a metabolism

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>>5196129

i exercise, study hard, eat well, try and socialise, etc etc.

but i have ugly jaw + the chin of a baby

there is no hope for me really

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>>5196143
Everyone has faults. No one is perfect. Even ugly people fall in love and get married; multiple times even.

>>5196139
hush and eat something you scrawny girl

>>5196147

great. maybe one day, if i try real hard and get really lucky, i will get to be like Kim Davis.

thx.

>>5196151

that will make my jaw + chin even worse

>>5196137
Oh well, can you at least describe yourself so I can imagine us spooning, with you being the big spoon?

>>5196143
Anon, I bet you look fine. Take a bunch of pictures of yourself, I find that doing that helps a lot with my body-dismorphia.

>>5196147
I just got dumped recently this makes me feel....a little better thanks

>fwb with bff
>catch feelings
>now all I want to do is kiss him even though I was the one who made the "no kissing on the mouth" rule

Why am I such a faggot?

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>>5196152
You'll get paid well above minimum wage in a podunk town. That's gotta be worth something.

>>5196156

Or just go to the tc. chances are im there all the time

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>>5196156

yeah ive been trying this

faking looking cute by cherrypicking photos has just made me feel like a fraud.

>>5196165
Abe you missed me camming before gaylor banned me lol

Time to work out~

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>>5196151

I'm munching some soymilk and raisin bread right now.
And a tomato.
And two stalks of celery.
I didn't realize how much food I grabbed when I went to go refill my water bottle.
.. why did I bring both milk and water back with me

>>5196143

Your chin dun really look all that bad.

>>5196162

Because love fuels the soul?

>>5196180
no one cares rugby

>>5196179

When?

>>5196190
Last night

>>5196192
why did gaylor ban you?

>>5196192

must have been after I left, oh well.

I havent seen gaylor in a while

>>5196196
Cause he called me ugly and I threw it back to him. Guess he can dish it out but can't take it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>5196199
Guess he's a top.

Also tfw nap for almost 6 hours. I murdered my Sunday with napping.

>>5196169
>Reckless Narcissism
Chill and enjoy the selfies anon

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>tfw reading the last thread

My cock is officially a meme. That is all I have to say. I was sleeping.
Have a great day boys. Also I've gotten WAY more shit on mtfg than you guys could ever give me. Its 4chan that's what happens.

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>>5195803
I'd take a redneck bf over some hairy queen in a speedo any day

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how do you decide how to restyle your hair?

i literally have never changed it my whole life

>>5196221
this 2bh

>>5196221
>hairy queens in speedos
dont talk about jupp and sp like that

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>>5196230
This.

>>5196221

lol i read dairy queens and almost peed my pants

>>5196225
dye it blue to match your cloud face?

find a stylist and ask his/her opinion? Maybe grow it out abit to give them something to work with.

>>5196225
projared?

>>5196250

thats mean

>>5196248

im not even sure what a stylist is or where i find one.

>>5196240
pls don't tell me y'all wear speedos.

>>5196181
I mean, I guess. I put all these dumb rules into place (no kissing on the mouth, try not to do positions where we're face-to-face, etc.) to avoid intimacy so this wouldn't happen. But it totally did anyway. And now I'm trapped in these fucking stupid rules I made for myself.

Now all I want to do is make out with him for a week straight and see if the faces his makes are as cute as the sounds.

>>5196269
Okay.

>>5196264
who cuts your hair now?

>>5196272
break your own rules faggot, it's not like they were written in stone. fwb deals usually always ends with one part becoming attached anyway.

>>5196277

a cool Italian dude who has a barbershop opposite my house

;-;

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>>5196269
nah they wear c-strings

>>5196276
ty
~~~~~
On an unrelated note, does anyone know how to purge specific disturbing images from the mind?

>>5196272

You should probs just come clean with it, yea?
Tell him, bby, he might feel the same. We're human, we can't help but attach to the people we're intimate with after a long enough time.
And if he doesn't feel the same, well.. torturing like this ain't the best, either, is it?
Any way you look at it, it really sounds like the arrangement is a crossroad.

>>5196269
>sissy barafags
>surprised they wear women's swimsuit bottoms
anon pls

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>>5196291

>>5196288
this should not exist

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I'm real fucking ugly guys and I'll never be wanted or ever have a bf.

>>5196299
Why this vacuum cleaner is picking up dog shit?

>>5196307

it looks like your forehead says ARSE haaha

>>5196307
You should probably carve off someone's face and wear it, that would be a significant improvement, friend.

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>>5196309

It's a mystery of the universe

[spoiler]I should get back to work now[/spoiler]

>>5196309

its clearly cocaine you idiot

>>5196331
Excuse me for not doing cocaine

>>5196272
I can't believe the guy stayed with you tbqh.


>Now all I want to do is make out with him for a week straight and see if the faces his makes are as cute as the sounds.

You should apologize for being a jerk and a dipshit.
You should ask him to forgive you.
Then you should tell him exactly what you just wrote here and hope and pray he doesn't find someone that treats him better.

where to post selfies to feel better about myself?

(obviously not here b/c i dont want people to know the depths of my narcissm)

>>5196341

/Soc/, maybe?
I mean, it's in the name of the board.

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where do i find a 18+ guy with eyes like this?

If a guy's eyes don't make you faint or become hypnotized..why date him?

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>>5196240
>tfw no silentProtagonist x Buttslut power syrupnigger couple

;_;

>>5196359

b/c you arent a retarded 12 year old girl with unrealistic and shallow expectations?

sorry, im bitter.

No one is ugly... beauty is subjective... beauty is a social construct... truth doesn't exist... everything is relative... "facts" have a direct relation with society's relations of production...

>>5196359
you might just be a mega pedo.
that's ok, Allen Ginsberg laid the foundations so that you'll soon be excepted in the LGBTQIAP+* movement.

>>5196284
Where does your mom/sister/female cousin/female friend get their hair cut? One of those are most likely a stylist.

Or you could just tell your barber that you want a different look and ask what does he think.

>>5196359
just buy colored contacts

>>5196370

huh? you deflecting?

>>5196382
deflating

>>5196282
I guess. I just feel like a total ass because I'm the one who has been wanting the rules to be enforced. Like I told him at the beginning that I wasn't sure I'd be cool with blowing him since that seemed like it'd be too intimate for me. He's never minded going down on me even though I told him that. I went back on my word a couple of weeks ago, though. He was shaking like a leaf before I even started. It only made things worse.

>>5196293
Yeah, I guess you're right. I might as well stop daydreaming about all the stuff we could be doing together if we were an actual couple and actually suggest we do them. But he and I are really close friends and I don't want to fuck this up. I guess I should have thought about that beforehand, but I'm kind of an idiot and it just sort of happened. The way it happened seemed natural enough at the time, so I didn't really question it.

>>5196359
>18+ guy with eyes like this
because no one carries around a polarized lighting kit that make their eyes "pop" and because IRL photoshop doesn't exist. Other than that date people with Mediterranean heritage, specifically greeks to get that skin tone combined with those type of eyes because it's the skin contrast to the eyes that makes them pop.

http://www.xvideos.com/c/Gay-45

>>5196391
look at what this anon said >>5196336
he's a bit harsh, but thats sound advice. start acting instead of thinking so much.

>>5196377

lame...IMO a guys eye color is an indicator of how advanced he is mentally.

Gold/Yellow eyes - Gods
Silver/Grey eyes - Gods
Blue eyes - advanced souls, connected to their vision/intuition (blue chakra)
Green eyes - advanced souls. connected to their heart (green chakra)
Hazel eyes - normal humans, animalistic desires
Brown eyes - animalistic humans
Black eyes - ants of the human world
Red eyes - demons

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>>5196368

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>>5196362
>pic

>>5196406
I'm somewhere between advanced and god? Yay?

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does /gaygen/ do drugs

I like doing weed and psychedelics, preferably with cuddling and/or sex involved

>>5195940
Hey Rabbi, try being a 6'2" exclusive bottom

>>5196406

grey/blue mix here

i hate my eyes, have been bullied about them all my life.

when i was younger i used to fantasize about cutting mine out.

>>5196416
I take Ritalin once per day as prescribed by my doctor and I have never taken more than that or abused it in any other way


who else /absolute madman/ here?

>>5195977
Now Senpai that is a little rube, irl yes opinions on height and dick size matter, but on 4chan? come on, people are absolute douche bags here and you really should hold no stock in opinions found here (some exceptions apply as there ARE some decent people here)

>>5196429
>when i was younger i used to fantasize about cutting mine out.
Dude, that's pretty fucked. What did people say?

>>5196416

I enjoy them, but only occasionally. Some shrooms for an occasional headcleaning, weed to make life more pleasant when I don't have anything important to do.

I don't like fucking on anything but weed, though.

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>>5196428
>mfw 6'3" vers
I never get to bottom :(

>>5196410
>>5196362
This is wrong on so many levels.
It should be senpai x buttslut so sp and his husbearby can go on a double date with them :)

>>5196416

I've been a shut in since that time where life's supposed to get interesting, so no. I'd like to though.

M-manchester?

>>5196442
>getting to bottom a lanklet
this is my secret fantasy, too bad I just have an average penis that no one wants

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>>5196428
>>5196442
>tfw 5'6" vers
>tfw topping bigger guys is my fetish

pls b in philly

>>5196448
You don't need a big dick to hit my prostate :3c

tfw EVERYONE IS STRAIGHT

>>5196406
My eyes are green with a blue ring on the outer edge and have light yellow flecks all in them. One eye has darker yellow/hazel flecks -a mild form of Heterochromia.

So what am I then?

>>5196457
i wish tbqh

>>5196452
I'm in philly but I'm literally only 5'7"

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>>5196437
>>5196429

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoId6lyCACw&list=PL100E6F8D8D47702F&index=9

>>5196429
Really? That's awful :(

Everyone in my area has blue eyes so it was never really anything special.

>>5196410
Hai buttslut, how you doing big guy?

>>5196336
>>5196401
I'm completely aware I'm a piece of shit.

We talked for a long while about what we both were and weren't comfortable with before we decided to give the whole fwb thing a try. I kind of felt like a douche even then, but he agreed to it and said it was fine. I told him some of it might change and it has.

It's not like we don't kiss each other other places or do foreplay either (in fact I like it because when he gets worked up he talks really lewd which is fantastic). He doesn't like me jerking him off while we're fucking, though.

But you're right. I should talk to him and apologize.

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>>5196406

>black eyes (always appear red in pics)

I'm a ant/demon.

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r8

>>5196485
the jews have won/10

>>5196485
MODS MODS

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My boyfriend tagged his ex, who he's friends with, in a facebook post and not me. I don't think why but I'm extremely fucking jealous. How do I bring that up to him? I know it's just petty shit, but still.

>>5196485
disturbing as much as SP & Jupp prancing around in speedos/8

>>5196490
you actually think that thing is cute?

>>5196429
I'm grey/blue mix too

I've never had anything but compliments all my life
>>5196432
good for you, friend

I've witnessed an ADHD freakout before, it isn't nice. The dude did short work of a bathroom door in my brother's apartment, but fortunately didn't attack people. He was trying to quit his Concerta medication at the time, which is basically slow working Ritalin.
>>5196441
you're better off without forming a habit, friend

I used to be addicted to stimulants and it just fucked my shit up. that's why I keep to weed and psychedelics nowadays.

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>>5196490
Something you wanna talk about, bub?

>>5196489

Bring it up.
If you feel bad for being jealous, and make it clear to him that you do and are, it should be ok.
Don't feel bad if you can't help it, but bottling it up will only cause a chasm of communication.

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10/10

pelase respond

>>5196504
I suppose. I think if I don't tell him it'll just bottle up and cause me to be paranoid about it.

>>5196511
hello, its me. i was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet

>>5196511

..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -- . / ... .- -.. ..-. .-. --- --.

>>5196515

Exactly.
Good luck, anon.

>>5196504
>>5196515
Which would lead to me thinking he's cheating over some stupid shit

>>5196520
sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXZcoBsoGBY

Are you on PREP?

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im not even that violent, i just said that i would commit treason and that its okay to punch people sometimes

>>5196539

did you say you were suicidal/self-hating? that might get you put into the 7th layer

>>5196528

My mister has jealousy issues, too, and it's driven him to some boiling points in the past.
Jealousy can dig into a person, anon, you don't have to be alone in it. Let your mister know what you're feeling.
With something like this it takes both sides understanding and willing to listen.

Someone just gave me 1:1 odds trump vs the field for the presidency.

What should I spend my winnings on guys?

>>5196502
>tfw dating the asian version of sp
>Yes he has a beard and fuzz

I wish I were a straight girl.

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>>5196553
>asian
>beard and fuzz

>>5196556
hawaii?

>>5196556

Mtfg is that way bb

>>5196562
I don't want to transition. I want to be born again.

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>>5196539

I'll be in purgatory. Anything's better than hell.

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>>5196539
Well, shit. Looks like I'm a bit damned.

>>5196553
>an asian version of me
>asian
>beard

I hope it's not a patchy beard. I've never seen a nice full beard on an asian fellow.

>>5196539
>>5196577


Repent & correct your sins before it's too late.

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>>5196577
>minotaur

>>5196583
Nah, I'm alright. Seventh level of hell doesn't sound so bad.

It has a luxury garden of exotic plants, foreign inhabitants with a totally alien culture to my own, new sights and smells, and a climate unlike any I've ever seen.

>>5196572

that must mean you said you werent gay and that you dont plan to have sex before marriage and that you regularly praise the L-rd.

bullshit, man.

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>>5196539
Shit
I dont wanna go to hell ;_;

>>5196593

Nope I admitted to being attracted to my same sex and intimate in the past... but I haven't acted on those feels.

I'm still a virgin, read the scripture, believe in God, think Science is the biggest scam, and repent for my sins.

All of you must be really horrible people to end up in hell.

>>5196612
You're in the pussy tiers.

Help, gayboys.

Go to suck off what I thought was twink last night (at the local intermediate school after midnight...)

Turns out he's a jock with a hot beefy body. Long story short I'm shit at sucking dick and got so nervous I went soft so he couldn't finish me off.

Thanks, anxiety.

What do I do? This keeps happening and I want to get better at sucking dick because I'm gay as fuck and like it.

I know I gave him a bit of teeth too :-(

>he kissed me like I've never been kissed

>>5196601

repent for your sins, and you can go to purgatory like me

>>5196628

stop hooking up and have a relationship

the anxiety will go when you get more amd more comfortable with the other person

>>5196612
>is a virgin
>reads scripture
>believes in god
>repents
>still didn't get into heaven

>>5196539
Shit why does everyone here end up in 7?
Is it cause there aren't very many pacifists?

>>5196535
>Are you on PREP?
no

>>5196539
charge your fucking phone

>>5196556
I can't let you do that, Starfox

>>5196639

Naturally. Only children who die before the age of reason on Earth get into heaven by default. I'm pretty sure all teenagers & adults go to purgatory or hell, even if they lived for God and never sinned. Just because you repented for your sins and lived a life for God doesn't guarantee you a place in heaven.

>>5196656
i consider myself a pacifist and a bleeding heart liberal and iirc i ended up in 7 when i took it last week
i think being suicidal gets you into 7

>>5196633
>but I want to slut around a bit

>not going into level 2
are u even gay

>>5196673
sounds like a whole lot of work for literally no reward

what are some good postitions/techniques for fingering yourself

asking for a friend

>>5196674
Fuck you sound like a faggot
I only got in cause some people need to be punched, some people deserve to die and you should bomb the shit out of your enemies (oh and maybe cause I said slander was an effective political technique since it fucking is)

>>5196693
lay on the floor with your back and butt up against your bed, make sure to aim your cock so it spurts onto your face.

Hi guys i really want to get some perspective on how "normal" my childhood was, because i tried to see a therapist and she instantly said that she wasnt trained to deal with me and told me to find someone else.

This surprised me cause id always thought i was a generic middle-class white teenager. So, is this normal?

>dad shouts at people when he gets mad, sometimes makes mum cry. But never hits anyone or anything.
>ive been depressed all my life, attempted suicide at 9,12, 15 and 16.
>me and sister hate each other
>had lots of friends at first, lost them all when i was aroudn 15 or so
>was overweight as a kid, then underweight as a teen
>never really connected with other people. when grandpa died when i was 16 i couldnt cry
>have amnesia and forget large patches of my childhood
>stole money from parents to finance videogame addiction when i was 15-17
>have never done drugs, but used to drink alone in the basement when i was 15

I always assumed that most people were like this, but they just never talk about it.

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>>5196693
>asking for a friend

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>>5196674
No. I put that also and I did not get 7. It must be other reasons

>>5196698
You probably wouldn't even mind the seventh level, since you sound like an edgy fuck

>quiz asks if i believe in god or not
>my answer is not yes or no

What do I choose? help!

>>5196698
just because i wouldn't personally do it doesn't mean i don't see those things as being effective
i answered all the same as you did

>>5196701
>have amnesia and forget large patches of my childhood
This really isn't a good sign, anon.

>>5196707
zing

>>5196701
It's wierd to have ALL of that
Like a combination of like two or three of those are common

Not really enough to make a therapist question their training though (I don't think at least)

>>5196674

How sad...not even getting raped by a man as a young boy could bring you back to God. I wonder what other hard lessons you will have to face in life before you finally are broken enough to kneel down, pray earnestly to God to come into your life, and repent for your sins.

>>5196688

When God comes into your life it's not really work to live your life for him...it just comes naturally to pray, read the scripture, etc. I experience great joy by sitting down and reading the bible or praying. I remember when I didn't believe how much I hated the bible or the mention of God and didn't understand what religious people were talking about. Now I understand greatly.

Purgatory is just a correction facility. That's how I think of it. It's not a out of control jail cell like the rest of hell where Satan has reign.

>>5196714
Yeah, my cutting wit is my best quality

>>5196693
upside down vertically while another guy fingers the butthole

your friend is going to love it ;)

>>5196707
I don't think it's very edgy desu

There are terrible people out there that should die and I don't feel anything for them
If you talk shit you get hit
And the last one is just normal patriot sentiment

>>5196701
>dad shouts at people when he gets mad, sometimes makes mum cry. But never hits anyone or anything.

normal

>ive been depressed all my life, attempted suicide at 9,12, 15 and 16.
not normal

>me and sister hate each other
sadly, normal

>had lots of friends at first, lost them all when i was aroudn 15 or so
normal but still undesirable

>never really connected with other people. when grandpa died when i was 16 i couldnt cry
I'm the same so I hope it's normal. Probably not. I cried when my dog died though.

>have amnesia and forget large patches of my childhood

we all have blurry memories from our first five or so years of life, maybe even from the first seven or eight. Could be normal, could be a case of repressed memories.

>stole money from parents to finance videogame addiction when i was 15-17
Normal

>have never done drugs, but used to drink alone in the basement when i was 15
Normal, I guess. I used to smoke cigarettes alone, even when my friends smoked as well. It was like 'my thing'. I thing it's pretty frequent in teenagers.

>>5196725
that's not true at all though. you are also pretty good at shitposting.

>>5196715

I think she was a trainee or something.

>>5196731

When i say childhood i mean 13-14 and parts of being 16 are a big hole for me. Kinda messed me up academically also, had to relearn alegbra from scratch and shit.

>>5196736
>13-14 and parts of being 16

not normal, then

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I got seventh layer and im Christian
I need to repent

Some people just deserve to die tbqh

>>5196730
It's pretty edgy Tbh
Like really your not much better then a killer if you kill him, same with killing anyone, it's simply immoral and I've never heard a sane or smart person make the claim. Ever.
Maybe your different
>>5196735
thank anon, I learned from the best
Maybe one day you'll be as good as me

Why does God allow children/adults to get molested/raped?

>>5196756
they were asking for it

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>>5196539

Ah yes, I'm a good Virtuous, Violent, Lustful member of the good ole limbo.

No horrible hell for me, bb

>>5196416
I'm a reaaal big fan of recreational drug use, key word being recreational I'm a slave to no substance.

- Smoke weed everyday (got a membership to a couple dispensaries because Vancouver)
- Love getting drunk
- Done a lot of LSD and Shrooms, great for gaining a lot of perspective on life, although not every trip has been a good time I've never bad an inherently bad trip. Psychs helped me come to terms with my sexuality and helped me become more accepting of my body weirdly enough
- Molly is fun as hell but only occaisonally, I have a couple etard friends who did too much and can't enjoy it anymore
- Amphetamines are great especially when mixed with other drugs like alc
- Cocaine's fun but too expensive for too little effects and the come down is shit
- Only time I've ever done xanax was after doing coke so I didn't feel anything or when I was wasted and instantly blacked out
- Ketamine is the shit, especially mixed with cocaine to make Coketamine
- Nitrous Oxide too is fucking amazing for the 10 seconds that it lasts

Once again this is all done recreationally and responsibly (for the most part). Poly drug usage is pretty awesome too depending on what you're mixing.

>>5196756
because our god is a vengeful god, and we have sinned against him.

>>5196673
>Only children who die before the age of reason on Earth get into heaven by default

this is wrong though. There is a place that's like the prelude of hell, which is not really hell and not either the purgatory, and babies and small children who die before being baptized/accepting god go there. It rains a lot there.

Source: Inferno

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>>5196727
Like this?

>>5196763

Forgot to put my name on this.

>>5196577
See you there!

I wonder if I could seduce a sexy minotaur

>>5196773

but with a smile

>>5196773

No, rabbi, he said your friend is gonna like it. Not frown upon it. He's upside down, you have to paint his smile the other way.

I wanna do butt stuff but I can't be arsed with the prep work

halp

>>5196747
Nigga who said I would kill them?

>>5196784

eat fibre
do it in the shower

or just man up and wipe the shit off

>>5196780
I don't think beig human ventriloquist is something to smile

>>5196784
literally just don't have a shit diet

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>>5196362

Why was sludgepuppy raped as a child? Why did God allow that to happen? Is it for sins of his parents!

I want to see a pic of sludgepuppy because everyone says he's cute/hot

>>5196793

Wait till i make you a jewish sock puppet for my penis, then we'll see whos smiling

>>5196821
hello newfriend

>>5196818
http://www.precious-testimonies.com/BornAgain/L-N/MillsJeff.htm

>>5196832
I haven't been here in months and all the trips are different now.

>>5196832

being honest, i dont think i remember what sludgepuppy looks like, then again im like one of those newfriends who grow old to become oldnewfriends

>>5196837

You know, when I saw you in tc, You didn't look anything like I was expecting.

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>>5196773
actually, dildo in butt while sucking on cock

this is in my opinion the best way to molest cute guys who are willing to go through with it

>>5196821
He looks like Betty White after a big night out on the town.

>covered in cum

>>5196846

It happens a lot. And also not looking like myself in different occasions. Im lookfluid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2C5SLQ1FEQ

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>>5196828
L-lewd

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>>5196861
>tfw I was rewachting the Skyrim gamerpoops
>tfw youtube stops working somehow

thanks fucking internet

>tfw you realize you've been a bottom all along
>tfw boyfriend wants to fuck you all the time now

This isn't fair. Fuck whatever anon it was that said dick riding counted. You've screwed me up for life.

>>5196851

I know that feel.
I feel like my profile, slant and head-on faces all look way different.
It's my big doofy spanish nose, I think.
The rest of my face is native south american.
Goddamn dirty colonist genes.

For we do not wrestle against flesh or blood (mere human beings, in other words), but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this age, against spiritual hosts of wickedness in the heavenly places. Therefore take up the whole armor of God, that you may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. – Ephesians 6:12-13

>>5196874
lol

>>5196874
Dick riding counted for what?

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>tfw no internet bf
>tfw no internet gf
>tfw no internet trans gf mtf
>tfw just a rl gf that nags a bunch

>>5196878

Im such a strange combination of genes. I also make it a lot more noticeable by cutting my hair when its extremely long, so the change is really noticeable.

>>5196871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM8krWnU0uQ

this is the best one

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>this triggers the gayboy

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>>5196847
I thought your picture was a virus + person sex

>>5196910
those dirty nails though.

>>5196890
sell her teeth and hair for liquor

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Would you fuck him?

>>5196911

10/10
maximum viral load

>>5196921

sure
unless hes a murderer or something i guess

>>5196921

why are his cheeks so red?

>>5196764
Degenerate junkie, no such thing as responsible drug as

>>5196900
all them gay jokes. I often wonder if manslayer is even straight

>>5196921

He looks like an adorable doof, sure.
The patriotism is a turn-off, tho.

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>>5196890
>mfw your gf/wife finds out the shit you pull on the internet, leaves you and tells everyone why

>>5196911
kek, i saw the same thing tbhon

>>5196921
canine too pointy
looks like fucking dracula teeth
2/10 wouldn't fuck

>>5196890
i can be your trans gf mtf but i look like a twink with boobs so

>>5196701

You were sexually abused as a child.

Source: me.

>>5196964
>>5196964
>>5196964
>>5196964

>>5196921
Yeah he looks like a fun goofball
The patriotism is a mega turn on

>>5196874
lol maki

>>5196837
I'm a forever newfriend as well. I didn't know that you even came to the threads. I've known what you look like b/c of lurking on tc.

Sludgepuppy reminds me of Ferris Bueller for some reason. He doesn't like it when ppl post his pics I don't think. Just search through the archives. Plenty of photos of him. I think a lot of ppl like him b/c he's cute, seems to be really nice and genuine , and he is a little bit of a flirt.

>>5196578
Nope it's not patchy :)
He's technically half Asian which is why he has the perfect beard and third leg :)

>>5196442
You just need to find the right guy, and fact is, if I were to find the right guy I might change my mind on being exclusively bottom if i found a guy that did not mind being topped by a guy with a smaller dick. So basically, I am bottom by design, if given the choice would be verse, just PREFER bottom.

>>5196452
Sorry, in Connecticunt