MTFG Photoshop edition

first for dadbutt

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Make my boobs look bigger

hi

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Photoshop dis into a girl

5x3 gt master race

nth for small gts are best gts

>>5172067
Fuck off with your perfect chebs

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hello, in the last thread people were posting their butts. however my butt isn't anything anyone wants to see ever and its ridiculously small anyway.
so here is a gif of me eating celery instead, enjoy.

regards
ms sheen mcsheenchesterson III

>>5172074

>chebs

That's a word I haven't heard in a while you Scot/Norther Englishwoman

>anons spend weeks chasing delusional ugly man edgar out of the general because they're fed up of him talking about himself
>proceed to make a good third of the next thread talking about him themselves

BRAVO ANON

f(x)th for suporn is a meme doctor

>>5172064
y-yea I know ;-;
it makes me feel better that all my other girl friends are around my height though <3

>>5172074
What? They NEED to be bigger

>>5172083
Anon is retarded

>>5172085
>5'10"
iktf

Did HRT shrink you at all? I pray for shrinkage. I hope for deliverance.

>>5172039
>not sporting a bulge instead
it's not like you can tuck an 8 incher anyway

>>5172075
post butt for lols

>>5172049
https://clyp.it/crfnd3n0

>tfw you just smoked the last of your friend's Malaysian airlines weed.

>>5172084
>suporn
you mean the butcher of thailand

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>>5172098
>tfw your friend saves weed for when you hang with him

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>>5172084
>f(x)th
let's not get crazy here

>>5172092
idk I've only been on HRT 2 weeks :/

>>5172099
thats chettawut
the only people who shit on suporn are bitter hons who go to chetta and then end up with a shithole for a vagina

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>>5172070

>>5172104
This was the dankest weed I ever smoked. Gone like a Malaysian airlines flight

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>>5172104
>tfw the only person I know with weed is my dad
uhhh

sometimes I wish I had friends who smoked it. I've only been high like once

>>5172110

Top

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>>5172067
Big enough for you senpai?

>>5172118
Good afternoon gem :3 peridot would not smoke weed look at your rolemodel

>>5172083
kek let's do it again

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>tfw no weed hookup and no idea how to find one

>>5172130
now make my boobs bigger anon, and give me a cool hat

does anyone else cycle between hardly eating because you hate your body and eating way to much to try to make the pain go away?

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Hi girls, I just had my first electrolysis appt and now my chin area has yellow pus coming out of it. Is this bad?

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>>5172095
>>5172095
T-thank you anon o///o

>>5172130
that is like the worst photoshop attempt I have ever seen

holy shit lightning and thunder in socal

is this cute or not

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00V4OO9YE/ref=wl_it_dp_v_nS_ttl

>>5172138
>doing anything else
Of course I do.

>>5172141
dont forget to post boobs slut

>>5172140
also the appointment lasted one hour and she did this amount of removal on both sides of the face. Is that what should be expected or was she going slow?

>>5172110
disgusting gender signifiers

>>5172140
go to the hospital

>>5172140
Your face is going to fall off. You probably have two days at most, I'm sorry.

>>5172144
>http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00V4OO9YE/ref=wl_it_dp_v_nS_ttl
agp

>>5172140
do you have bepanthen creme or similar?

>>5172144
those are hideous

>>5172142
thanks I take credit or paypal.

>>5172144
>knickers in the title
kek

>>5172140
I would need a better picture to be certain but: Basically if it hardens, it is just scabbing over which is to be expected. If it doesn't scab up and/or it smells funny, go to a hospital, you may have an infection.

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>>5172131
>implying she doesn't
also hello

Who /camwhore/ here?

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>>5172148
Not with that kind of attitude. I'm a respectable slut tbqh ;~;

>>5172132
let's not

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am I turning this 4+4chan trans hate board gay

>>5172155
nope.

>>5172161
she's a robot robots cannot smoke weed also HELLO! how you doing?

>>5172157
you are hideous

#sickburn

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>>5172176

Stop saying that everything is AGP you fucking unfunny morons

>>5172169
Fuck it, might as well be a woman since I have such scrawny arms.

>>5172183
stop being so agp

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>>5172183
>2015
>not being AGP

this is so fucking gay kill yourself

>>5172183
butthurt AGP hon detected

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>>5172183
says the agp

>>5172186
stop having a dadbutt

>>5172165
https://clyp.it/ms0tcsc2

>>5172180
she's crying because she's being raped though

>>5172185
yeah I like how he said that I look like a man and then proceeded to talk about how I don't look like a man

>>5172191
So you said it?

>>5172170
did they give you anything to put on it?
get some antibacterial nappy rash ointment, its known as bepanthen here in Aus I'm not sure if its the same in the US but its what people apply it to their skin after tattoos

>>5172140
I've had electro over 20 times by now. It has NEVER looked like that. Not even at its worse. Go to a hospital. Infections can be very serious that close to your brain.

>>5172191
says the old fetishist crossdresser

>>5172140
Is it inflated and heat coming off? Also this: >>5172160

why is every AGP a hon?

>>5172205
So does that make anna and sonic crossdresser since those two are the same age as kayla?

>>5172201
Its called fucking hydrocortisone, fucking aussies wanting to rename everything all stupid and stuff. Let me guess you call hamburgers wimbly womblys and you call gasoline go go juice huh?

>>5172205
isn't kayla like 23?

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>>5172107
>>5172092
5'10'' is literally the perfect height for a girl tho. Tall enough to draw all the tall guy's attention to you and not tall enough to where manlets are turned off.

>>5172172
But only her arms and legs are robotic... She's still a gem. o~o

>>5172208
Why does your mom suck at sucking my gt?

>>5172210
they call it guzzoline I heard

>put makeup on for the first time in forever for work since I generally stop when we hire a bunch of new people
>find out there's a new person in the kitchen on the way in
>fuck
>find out it's a boy
>get excited hoping they'll be qt
>they aren't
I wish my bosses would hire cute people.

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>>5172211
i tuned 26 in summer

>>5172205
stop being mean to me

>>5172218
guzzoline dees nutz

>>5172210
rude

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>>5172112
lmao iktf. i talked to god on saturday through facial expressions.
>>5172118
i'd love to smoke weed with my dad.

POST WHAT YOU ARE LISTENING TO MTFG!!!
https://hansonrecords.bandcamp.com/track/labyrinths-jokes

>>5172226
Always got to smoke that premium shit

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>>5172212
>tfw 6' 5"

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>>5172210
its called bepanthen in the UK too
also n-no bully

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>>5172218
>guzzoline
oh jesus christ

>>5172229
nice empire

>>5172209
they both look like crossdressers

>>5172221
>26
kek get out of here grandpa

I just finished fappin in my gf's panties
now I know what it feels to be a gurl finally

What are Austrialians such rampant shitposters?

>>5172239
>not owning your own panties to fap in
gross

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>>5172234
>implying you look any better

>>5172239
This accurately describes everyone in this thread.
Especially the ones who try and deny it.

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>>5172228
W-Well really tall girls have their place in society too. Who will the 7' basketball stars be with if there weren't really tall girls?

>>5172204
This has me worried.
>>5172206
do you mean like a hot air balloon? Idk it doesnt seem to be hot. It has scabbed over now so it isnt like a liquid pus.

>>5172226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF2GGh_hWc0
I never really watched the video 'till now.
>tfw not a cis girl
>tfw will never be able to use sex appeal to sell stuff

>>5172193
Ok, but I'm feeling modest rn ;~;
https //unsee cc/gisepura/

>>5172192
Nevr, dadbutt 4 lyfe

>>5172210
Lmao nice

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>>5172244
>touching your penis ever

>>5172243
that girl would look cute if she got her brow done and her hair fixed and got laser

>>5172253
>Especially the ones who try and deny it.

>>5172245
TRUTH
i want me a ballplayer desu
>>5172249
im a little bit jelly of your body desu

>>5172226
thanks for the link family I dig it
>>5172239
Not quite, first you need a vagoo

>>5172253
>not touching your penis
AGP

>>5172253
dude you touched your dick a million times on tinychat

stop pretending to be a pure true trans saint out of a sudden

>>5172243
T-that looks like my old coworker..

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>>5172243
as if

>>5172260
I never did though. That was melly being a cunt as usual.

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>>5172249
nice la

>>5172234
>crossdressers
Well aren't you a salty hon

>>5172249
>cc/gisepura/
https://clyp.it/xxrksmpl

hons shouldn't be allowed to enter women's bathrooms tbhon

>>5172272
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LuKzt7p-MnM

>>5172247
>This has me worried.
It should! What the fuck is that coming out of your face!? Because if its pus that means it's infected, which means you have an infection on your head! Do you know what a cerebral abscess is? Because you can die from it and from that pic it looks unusually swollen as well. Go to a hospital.

>>5172249
>https //unsee cc/gisepura/
>tfw no matter how big your boobs get they look like gross mantits compared to everyone elses

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>tfw people hate you just for being Australian

>>5172275
cant say that without posting em

>>5172265
>backpedaling
you touched your dick on tc, we all fucking saw it

>>5172289
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LuKzt7p-MnM

>>5172289
what's the name of the tc room?

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>tfw u miss elanna's lewds

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>>5172273
>>5172291
Get a fucking life, please.

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>>5172297

>>5172297
it was full vag

I miss edgar desu senpai. He was one of the least angry trips on here and it was funny reading his spergy anecdotes even if they were probably bullshit

>tfw no trans gf to degrade after work and to take out all of my repression and angst on

Any nihilist with wicked sense of humors here?

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>>5172297
>>5172302
>tfw you seen Elanna's lewds.

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>dumps guy because i've gained weight since i've been with him and he doesn't fuck me hard enough

single girl looking for aggressive kawaii fit boy to do it up arigatou gozaimasu senpai desu ne~~ (◠3◠)

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>have 60 page group report due in 2 days
>creepy neckbeard decides he's not going to do his part of the assignment
I spent all semester putting up with him so I'd have someone to do this stupid assignment with AND NOW HES NOT DOING IT

At least I got to hang out with the guy I have a thing for today

>>5172256
>>5172266
t-thanks ;~;

>>5172268
https://clyp.it/cidhaceb

Do you girls do anything besides drama, how much more trans you are, and calling everyone hons?

>>5172312
Did you seriously tell him you dumped him because you were chubbin up?

my suitemate has been talking to me more since he saw me in girlmode on halloween, what do

>>5172312
do you get a new bf like every week or something?

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>>5172320
Its contagious.

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>>5172315
your cold voice is cute

C U T E

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>>5172316
No because we're girls.

I wish I had a bigger penis

>>5172329
AGP pls

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>>5172307
Is this you?

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>>5172316
I see that it's your first day

>>5172333
No I don't watch Jewish entertainment

>>5172329
maki pls

>>5172301
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LuKzt7p-MnM

>>5172297
Just google rule 34 on hank hill

>>5172335
Well, I was here a couple years ago too and it was kind of bad but not like this.

>>5172344
that's what everyone says. it's too bad i only started posting once it became a shithole. it's not all bad tho.

>>5172343
Oh damn

>>5172344
The nights usually better now that the tripfag regulars stopped posting in it

>>5172344
yeah a couple years ago it was mostly angry shitposting, definitely slightly different from now

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>>5172338
Smart go- er, girl! You truly are red pilled, as am I.

>>5172346
Its always been a shithole. Always.

>>5172349
Ban anons

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>>5172353
all but one

I keep freaking myself out thinking Ive opened my incision up (from my orchi), because I feel something wet down there, to run to the bathroom only to realize what Im feeling is the tip of my gt leaking a little, even though its pointed up because of swelling

have I really been tucking so long that my body doesnt know where my gt is when its not tucked? lol omg

>>5172350
What is it like now?
Why has it been so negative this past month?

>>5172357
Is your anon crush at least cute? Is she a she?

>>5172359
Angie recovered from surgery.

>>5172317

of course not lol

>>5172321

.......not every week.......

>>5172351
Im not even a girl. I just hate jews and shitpost in between reading after work

>>5172363
yeah sometimes its a week and a couple days

GOD created men and women equal but different. Women are born to be obedient to men and give children to men while men were created to govern the Earth. God expects us to fullfil our biological destiny as set by God Himself and we cannot stray from God's plan unless you are fine with going to HELL.

Accept Jesus into your sinful hearts and find in your soul your default innate male spirit again and procreate. Amen.

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>>5172326
B-bexu w-why are you looking at me like that o////o;

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>>5172360
>Is your anon crush at least cute?
yes

>Is she a she?
rude, get out my face

>>5172359
>Why has it been so negative this past month?
this desu senpai >>5172362

>>5172366

NOT TRUE!!!

>>5172368

i'm fine with going to hell, see you there senpai

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>>5172364
I can't even think of anything funny to say, that's just sad.

>>5172368
Im glad this religious memeing I've been doing is spreading

People need Jesus

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>>5172358
you had an orchi? SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JELLY AHHHHh
tell me how much it cost and who did it

>>5172368
Can God just make me a girl instead thx

>>5172372
Its not even all angie.

I just don't get it. What's with all the hate and shitposting? Do you girls just take the bait easily? It would be nice to see something positive for once.

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>>5172362
>people still blame me for all the negative shit. Think I post here 24/7
Well memed
Would meme again

two questions for you gals
1. nipple/breast pain is normal on hormones, right?
2. what can i do to relieve/stop it?

>>5172381
it's statistically never been all angie

>>5172383
memes, senpai

>>5172387
1. yes
2. no

>>5172372
I wasnt trying to be rude. There are boys who post here so you never know.

>>5172379
dr jenelle foote in atlanta
It was like $3500

her staff is really great, they worked me in the next day after my first appointment because I was driving 6 hours.

my healing is starting to accelerate I think which is comfy, I'm tripping out at my bodies confusion about where things are atm though.

Ive been tucking for abt 8-9 years so I guess its not that surprising that my body thinks my gt naturally goes under instead of up, I just cant believe it cant tell its not tucked

like I feel the tip of it being wet and then my brain thinks thats like near my perinium instead of untucked

I am so confused

>>5172387
Yeh it's normal. Massaging them usually helps a bit

>>5172380
Not possible. He wanted you to be a man so act like it.

>>5172386
post healed and less swollen face pls

>tfw no breast pain ever
>tfw flat

>>5172400
PREACH IT BROTHER

>>5172392
>1. yes
>2. no

1. : /
2. :(

hopefully it gets a bit better when i get a bra so they don't rub against my shirts so much.

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>>5172393
she's not a boy

>>5172394
you wouldn't have these girltinkler troubles if you just had SRS

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>>5172401
No it's still got a long way to go

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>>5172400
If God wanted me to be a man he shouldnt have put these thoughts in my head and driven me down this dark path all my life.

>>5172396
>Massaging them usually helps a bit
that's lewd tho

>>5172394
>$3500
god damn thats a lot of money
I want my balls gone so fucking bad I have been looking up nullo stuff how to get rid of them myself. I have needles and a single use scalpel but what if I can't stop the bleeding?

>>5172417
>but what if I can't stop the bleeding?
then freedom

>>5172408
When are you two gonna cuddle irl?

>>5172405
I was like you people once. I was a 'transexxuel' but then I put the dress down and accepted Jesus into my heart. Now I am saved, have my beautiful wife Lucy and 3 beautiful kids.

You can do it too!

>>5172419
I want to live though.

>>5172409
I dont have enough gt for srs without doing the really invasive technique
...Id rather just wait for lab vaginas than have a colon in my crotch

its not really a problem anyway. I just cant tuck yet because of swelling. once I start tucking again my brain will be right about where my gt is.

I just didnt realize it was possible for my body to get that confused

>>5172417
>what if I can't stop the bleeding
eternal darkness and lifeless void

trust me, i was there

did your drinking habits change after you transitioned?

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>go to comedy show with friends
>laugh a bunch
>take them home after
>cry on the ride home
>cry TOO MUCH on the ride home
oh wowe lol

>not getting a penectomy

>tfw went to a play and fell in love with one of the actors and one of the actresses

>>5172421
Im not a girl
I am a god fearing Christian man

>>5172394
Does it ache much, or hurt, anon? I'm really thinking of talking to my endo of where I can look at orchis and getting a small loan to go get it done ASAP without waiting to put the money back.
>>5172430
I rarely ever drink anymore. I used to drink a lot pre and early transition.

>>5172411
That was Satan tbhon.

>>5172430
I'm suddenly a lightweight but I can get drunk without accidentally coming out now.

Anyone here play dungeon keeper? I kinda wanna get a multiplayer game going desu

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>>5172420
i don't know

>>5172417
use the needles to kill someone else for the money

>>5172440
>I rarely ever drink anymore. I used to drink a lot pre and early transition.
same

>>5172440
>>5172444
did your choice of drinks change? do you prefer fruity cocktails now or do you prefer stuff like the old fashioned?

What to get for midnight snack?
I think the only stuff open is macdonals and tbell

>>5172430
Nope, still drinking excessively.

I want to rape someone

>>5172430
I get drunk way easier. Besides that, no.

>>5172452
I moved on from drinking straight hard alcohol to drinking things I enjoy, mostly craft beer.

>>5172430
I'm a lightweight now ;~;

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>>5172452
I still like the same stuff.
Give me good beer any day of the week

>>5172453
get burritos with hot sauce, if you're going to shit yourself you might as well enjoy it

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>>5172457
Me! Me! Please pick me!

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>>5172460
I actually can't stand beer when before I used to love really expensive beers. I don't like many drinks any more but for some reason I really love champagne now, even the cheap stuff is ymmuy.

>>5172452
I've always been more in to mixed drinks and cocktails, but I do love straight liquor still. I also now love tequila a tad too much, and never did before. Still can't do beer or wine tho. I need to try that Not Your Father's root beer stuff tho.
>tfw tequila makes you super horny so you don't drink it when you're 4everalone
>>5172457
Me too.

>>5172474
>tequila makes you super horny so you don't drink it when you're 4everalone
interesting

>>5172474
>tequila
is literally the most gross booze with the worst hangover ever

Id rather drink sailor jerrys rum than any jose curvo fucking shit

>>5172430
Used to drink nearly every night holed up in my apartment and would tell my ex to go to sleep without me so she wouldn't hear me cry

Now she's gone and I drink maybe 1-2 times a month.

>>5172477
dip it in a tampon and stick it up your butte

>>5172477
How can you say tequila is the grossest when rum exists?

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>spend evening watching old pokemon episodes with friend
>long hug goodnight
>he says I smell nice

post best trip and worst trip

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>>5172485
>rum and tequila
>more gross than gin

>>5172487
Let him creampie you.

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>>5172485
Rum is the best though

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>>5172492
>any of those
>more gross than everclear

>>5172493
I would if I could even get him to cuddle me
I'll try to psychology him into cuddles next time

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>>5172496
>everclear
>not just knocking you out immediately to free you from the experience

>>5172492
I don't think I've had gin

>>5172494
Pls cider + vodka is the best. Or fireball

What is a good estimate for a total cost of transformation?

>>5172485
Sailor jerrys and Kracken is good rum.

>>5172492
I used to chug gin every night after work when I used to do construction. Its was so nasty but a gin drunk and strong and comes on in 10 min flat

>>5172482
oh that sounds hot

bexe's crush is airplane fetish anon
>https://clyp.it/f5opnzyn

>tfw you still havent been drunk ever

>>5172476
I think a lot of people are affected that way by tequila.
>>5172477
>Cuervo
I only drink Patron. I actually legitimately lost my voice after a shot of Cuervo gold, not chilled. The only thing about it I like is this song; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH38p6GGlac

>>5172507
>airplane fetish anon
;____;

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>>5172507
shut UP

>>5172503
don't

>>5172505
i feel like pretty much any drink comes on in 10 mins or so if it's liquor tier

>>5172512
Wow sheen. If I were you I'd be drunk every night

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>>5172502
Everclear is legitimately the worst. Bad experiences in 1st year uni

>>5172515
well how else are people gonna identify you other than bexe's crush?

>>5172457
are you a boy or a girl?

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uummmmmmmmmm hi

>>5172521
:(

>>5172522
we use everclear at my work... as a solvent. Fuck that shit for drinking.

>>5172503
Straight, rum is the best hard liquor
Rum also makes the best drinks, like mojitos and piña coladas, and makes the best mixed cider
Kahlua, the shining star of liqueurs and best ingredient of a white Russian, is made with rum

>>5172440
I have a minor hematoma on the left side of the base of my gt which rubs against my leg when I walk, so that hurts pretty bad and Im staying off my feet as much as possible for it
the actual incision site doesnt really hurt anymore, but its still a little tender to the touch. I'm only 7 days post op though. Im hoping another week or two and it'll be completely normal feeling. The hematoma has gone down a lot already.

The surgery itself wasnt painful at all. I chose local anesthetic, and the first shot of that into my scrotom felt really bad but the pain lasted like 5 seconds before it went completely numb to the touch. I was awake for the operation, but it was not-painful enough that I fell asleep on the table a few times.

The second and third day after I was pretty much confined to bed because I kept making myself bleed again (which is why Im kind of paranoid about it), but I think this is largely because Im very skinny so a greater portion of my body area is affected

I would do it again in a heartbeat. Ive been a LOT more emotionally stable since, and get along with my family a lot better. and NO MORE SPIRO.

sheen is the queen of mtfg

so stop bullying her, fags

>>5172494
>>5172530
This. rum is the best.

God tier
unblended cask strength Scotch, Cognac
Good tier:
blended scotch, Gin, Spiced Rum, Irish Whiskey, Kirschwasser
Breh tier
Jaegermeister, Absinthe, Benedictine, brandy
okay tier:
bourbon, jack daniels, polish vodka
Absolut shit:
tequila, vodka, moonshine, wierd cinnamon whiskey

>>5172528
I agree. Drinking it neat ranks up there as one of the dumber things I've done.

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>>5172538
>Kirschwasser
Ohhhhhhh you have good taste

>>5172514
>I only drink Patron
that shit is over $50 dollars a bottle
either you don't drink it or you are a trust fundie

>>5172519
>i feel like pretty much any drink comes on in 10 mins or so if it's liquor tier
light weight

>>5172531
I am crying, I wish I could have that surgery

>>5172538
Try cinnamon whiskey in one of those peach "peace teas" some mango juice.

>>5172485
I prefer rum to tequila. Tequila slammers are nice but rum + lime + soda is really nice as well.

Come to my work and I will make you zombies they are IMO the best rum cocktail.

>>5172492
gin is nice when it's warm !

>>5172496
idk what everclear is ._.;

>>5172530
why would you put rum in a white russian??

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>>5172538
>weird cinnamon whiskey
>not liking fireball

>>5172544
really though it's just alcohol suspended in some solution, it's more dependent on how recently you've eaten than what the solution composition is

and yes i'm a light weight and i appreciate the cost efficiency

>>5172547
>warm gin
jesus christ desu senpai

>>5172547
No you make a white Russian with Kahlua, which is basically coffee liqueur in rum

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>>5172526
kit ^^

>>5172547
Everclear is 95% ABV ethanol

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>>5172546
The only cinnamon spirit worth it is Goldschlager aka Cinnamon Schnapps

>>5172527
remember this is mtfg,
but I like you

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all trannies are alcoholics lol

>>5172558
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a alcophile

>>5172543
speaking of apples, I want to try some German Apple wine

>>5172558
I'm not, I don't touch the stuff

>>5172558
I don't drink enough. The last time I drank was back in June.

>>5172558
being alcoholic is a sign of trutrans

>>5172531
>and NO MORE SPIRO
This is my main desire, since spiro alone has troubles keeping my T down. No need for another pill, and no fear of my T levels fucking with my changes.

Best of luck with your healing anon. Rest as much as possible so you don't run in to more issues!
>>5172544
I work in a restaurant with a rather well stocked bar. I drink it after work as my shift drink, whenever I do decide to drink. I've also received two bottles now as gifts, which lasted a while since I don't drink at home.

>>5172561
Never had it sadly

>>5172562
AGP

i'm 25 and i haven't even started yet
hold me

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if i was infertile before HRT that means i can't have any regrets by taking hormones right?

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>>5172558
>not trying to psychochemically divorce yourself from reality on a routine basis

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>>5172550
I meant when its like a warm day ! gin and tonic is nice and refreshing ><

warm gin would be horrible most likely.

>>5172553
elannaaaaaaaa n_n

everclear sounds pretty bad desu


>>5172558
nope I'm just a bartender

>>5172552
Oh right I read your post wrong. Yeah I know what kalua is ofc but I much prefer black russians to white russians IMHO.


Also I since we are talking about alcohol I will say my favorite drinks are japanese whiskey, 100% rye bourbon, champagne and probably my fav cocktail is a sazerac

>>5172558
moderat drinkers live longer than teetoalers faggot

>>5172530
Maybe you're right, I just remember trying some ovenproof rum my friend had and it was disgusting. Mojitos are nice tho

>>5172575
there's always regret

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am i doing this right

>>5172575
why would you be infertile before HRT? are you intersex like jormy?

Okay so I want some advice mtfg(from more than the three people in the chat lol). I live in an accepting area, and practically everyone important knows I'm trans. I've been on hrt for 10 months but I still don't think I can pass. I've been boymoding it but I'm considering just saying fuck it and being visibly non-passing trans. What do you think I should do? Reply with detailed advice if you have any pls.

http://strawpoll.me/5916468

>>5172556
it doesnt sound like you like me

>>5172578
How're u n_n
Also, everclear is barely fit for human consumption, it's better used for cleaning circuit boards desu

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>>5172578
>and tonic
wow look at ms fancy over here with her fancy tonic in addition to a fancy alcoholic beverage

>>5172594
better a sexy boy than a gross hon tbhon

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I wasn't saying it in a bad way, I was saying its really relatable. For me drinking was and still is a temporary way to kinda drown out my dysphoria.

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Whats /mtfg/'s opinion on this new all transgender modeling agency?
http://www.obsev.com/life/transforming-modeling-industry.html

>>5172575
You might grow big boobs and realise you're actually a boy, but that's about it

>>5172590
Anon pls

>>5172564
I guess that confirms that I'm not trans
but my dad was

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>>5172606
JÖRMIES GET OUT REEEE

>>5172605
full of genderqueer AFABs and some of the cuter FTMs is my guess

>>5172605
I want to be a model :(

>>5172605
why should i care?

i am a gross hon who could never be a model

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>tfw you look at the selfies you took before going out this weekend and realize you kinda look like a lesbian

>>5172613
So far its all MtFs

>>5172618
>tfw almost always look like a lesbian
i-it's not so bad right?

>>5172605
now the tall girls can be supermodels meme can become a reality

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>>5172618
Is looking like a lesbian a bad thing?

>>5172620
for now

>>5172618
more likely is that you just looked like a dude, sir

>>5172584
Bad experiences do flavor our opinions
I can't drink tequila because I got really sick and hung over once
>>5172605
They just want attention

>>5172625
it is if you are trying to get a boy to white pee in your butt

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>>5172625
kotoura san is mine

>>5172621
Idk it's not the worst, it's better than looking like a guy but it hurts my chances with the guys

>>5172625
It isn't, but I'm not lesbian.

>>5172628
>me
>looking like a dude
Well memed

>>5172631
>tfw no boy to regular pee in my butt

What's the tier list of the craziest tripfags?

>>5172632
you ugly weeaboos and your waifus

kek

>>5172635
Why would someone pee in your butt?
>>5172637
Ooh I've got to be on this tier list

>>5172631
Ohh, shit, no wonder I'm single

>>5172632
>knowing which animeme girl is which

>>5172634
Pls we all know your crush

>>5172634
you have a dadbutt and dudeface
we all know this

>>5172641
>Why would someone pee in your butt?
to make babies

with plucked eyebrows and makeup do you think I could pass besides the adam's apple?

https://unsee.
cc/getazori/

no hugbox pls

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>at the gym
>do my usual treadmill and elliptical workouts
ok I feel fine!
>biking time
uh-oh
I only lasted 10 minutes and then I was too uncomfortable to go on. I knew I should have done lewd after instead of before x///x

>>5172212
you make me feel good <3

>>5172430
OK I'M LIKE SUPER ANGRY ABOUT THIS
I used to be able to handle my booze and now I'm destroyed after like 2 drinks but I don't get it cause I've only been on HRT 2 weeks but it happens all the time and I'm really mad

>>5172538
>bourbon only okay
you filth

>>5172575
I'm kinda praying for this, people have been telling me I might be intersex so I'm praying I was infertile anyway just to make myself feel better

>>5172172
I'm doing great, I've been showing my roommate tomb raider so I played that today with her before she went to bed

and in relation to that I'm sorry for not responding until now ;~;

>>5172605
I feel like it's just going to attract lots of chasers, but it's not a terrible idea in and of itself considering most people only know us through caitlyn jenner, which is awkward

>>5172641
Why not? It's nice. And warm.

>>5172649
virus, do not click

posting from my refrigerator

>>5172656
wow mean

>>5172651
It's okay gem u r a nice girl aslong as you reply i a happy

>>5172649
Pass, just get a trachea shave

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>>5172649

>>5172649
Probably
>>5172652
Um... It's salt water that's full of waste organic compounds and minerals

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>>5172634
>you
>looking like a girl
well memed xir.

>>5172649
>https://unsee.
>cc/getazori/
I think you could voice is essential