/mtfg/ new meme edition

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>>5166127
That body pillow of yours ain't cutting it any more?

>>5166145
First for:
What is everyone listening to tonight?

>>5166145
Second for OP will never understand the glory of legs that go on forever

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>>5166134

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Post the trip you most want to cuddle with

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>tfw king of the hons

>tfw no tumblr tier snowflake to pound me bp with a strap-on

>>5166158
Faye

>>5166155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgnoBN007Vc

>>5166156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFjYNJiOXtA

>5'9"
>30" wide shoulders
>14" hands

>>5166161
thanks a lot
i'm gonna sleep now and I'll add you in a few days when the dust has settled

>>5166176
Please stop trying to make child porn happen.

>>5166145
>Ctrl f this pookie
Lol

>>5166104
Awe anon I didn't see your post, thank you for your kindness ;~;

>>5166174
thats ok! good luck anon, i hope it all goes well for you cause i know it's really scary!

5'2" represent.

>>5166180
i put that in there a few threads ago lol

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>>5166145
>consider suicide tier

>>5166155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FElPtOQC324

>>5166182
That's way too short even for a girl.

>>5166176
Can you fucking not!? Not trying to hurt you but seriously, that's not cool.

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>>5166145
>tfw I'm 5'8 but I'm fairly certain that my face saves it
phew

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>>5166155
Stephen King's IT but I'm getting bored and it's just not as engaging as when I started.

>>5166153
>That body pillow of yours ain't cutting it any more?
Our relationship has been strained for years now.

>>5166134
Hi.

>>5166136
When that old cat dies my sister and I would cry every time.

>>5166182
This hurts my soul every time.

>>5166158
Rawr desu

>>5166197
>my face saves it
OH FUCK NO IT
does actually, p cute ;3

Fixed tierlist, Giving thanks Edition

--Hot and Passing--
Ufufu
Dollface
Kuroneko
frenchfry
Kayla
alison
Shell
Pookie
rawr
holic
angie

--Hot Man Tier—
Korra

--Underage boy who wants to get us all arrested because he’s a scamp tier—
Carol

--Not Hot but Passing--
Anna
E
mercury
shay
Melly
Kendra
Sheen
Faye
Sophie
Elanna

--Hot but not passing--
jormy
Caddy
Moko
Circe
ElfGinger
Kiwi

--Not hot and not passing--
Peach
sparky
Kira
rawr
madison
Jenna
Oddish
Abby

--Gross tier--
frog
bexe
Marina
Lily
Vivi
Edgar
nycteri
Jocelyn
Emily
Cheska
moko

>>5166198
omg, how many times have you seen the show?

>>5166190
Well, the only difference between me and a dwarf is very little.

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>>5166197

>>5166158

whichever one is holding a knife out to gut me as we embrace

>>5166205
lol we had a copy of the vhs

hey yall

>>5166155
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LX-D31_0uh8

>>5166211
See what I mean about not posting stuff like that? You get the Wrong attention from assholes, so please.

>>5166203
>not hot and not passing
How do I improve to hot and not passing

>>5166219
Post butt

>>5166223
But anon I've already done that

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>>5166145
>tfw not even on the chart
Heh. I have transcended from mere hondom into a higher plane of tranny awfulness.

>>5166203
>Holic, Rawr, and Angie in hot and passing

Fuck off.

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>>5166203
>posted face that one time
>posted body like yesterday
>still not even tiered at all

>>5166176
>be me
>doxx carol
>call his dad
>"Sir, your son is posting nude photographs for attention on a website known to be frequented by pedophiles and other degenerates."
>carol goes to british boy boarding school and endures all of male puberty, just like in harry potter.

>>5166211
boy
lad
fellow
youth
youngster
buck
stripling
runt
punk
sprout
squirt
junior
sonny
half-pint
gamin
whippersnapper
tadpole
little shaver
small fry

>>5166231
POST BUTT

>>5166234
>stop liking what I don't like

>>5166239
>>carol goes to british boy boarding school and sucks every dick to pay for her transition
Ftfy

>>5166241
Jeez
fine
Old pic but whatever
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/12024286/NSFW/my%20body/butte.jpg

>>5166245
Sir, please control yourself and your erection and stop talking about underage boys sucking dicks before you get this thread deleted.

>>5166158
Aife Aife Aife Aife Aife Aife Aife

>>5166247
I did not need to see that.

>>5166184
>tfw queen of the hons
Height is less important than you think, honestly ;~;

>post x
>no
>POST X
>fine
>why did you post x
mtfg you fickle beast

>>5166155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV-Gi8aKoBw

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>>5166247

>>5166219
The only way to improve is to disregard tier lists entirely.

>>5166158
>ywn hold hands with kit

>>5166158
anne

So let it be known that drunk Korra is objectuvely ore talente D than sobr Korra.bi made a hentai on metal in class girls : 3

>>5166262
I heard she's into that sort of kinky shit though.

>>5166261
So thoughtful and kind.
As expected of Caddy-senpai.

>>5166267
that seems...unsafe.

this is the guy who was harassing me on reddit lol

http://i.imgur.com/3cW5IWq.jpg

>>5166158
somebody who doesn't flinch

>>5166273
Grade A tranny material right there.

>>5166273
ayy lmao
repressed tranny confirmed

>>5166273
Please leave Red alone, she has faced enough abuse today.

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>>5166273

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>>5166262
>>5166268

>>5166279
>>5166280
It's probably true, he also had this image on his Google+

http://i.imgur.com/fcCqscu.jpg

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I found the smallest watch ever in some of my moms stuff she let me have, look at this thing.

>>5166291
So basically... He thinks you're pretty and wishes he could be you. Classic trans shitposter.

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>>5166249
>implying anyone ever got out of sucking a dick because they said "I'm a minor"

Tfw id be gross tier on the list
Tfw i keep getting fucked somehow anyway

>>5166299
Are you literally a pedophile?

>>5166291
I was joking at first but now I am not so sure.

>>5166296
Why not just idolize someone actually attractive, like a model or an actress?

>tfw hot teacher gives u head pat and says good job

>>5166305
In his 4+4chan post he said that I look like a man and then said that I probably want to transition because I don't look like a man

which kinda leads me to believe that he really might be just jealous, either that or he got funny feelings when he saw my pic and wanted to prove he wasn't a homo

>>5166302
Of course not
Children are disgusting animals that grow up into people

>>5166312
What if ur already a homo and got funny feelings from your'are pic?? Dies that make u a double homo? : D

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>>5166305
>Why not just idolize someone actually attractive

j-just noticed this was about me

>>5166299
this is really creepy t b h

I think I'll come back later

quick question: epilate or wax??

I need to know

>>5166312
>got funny feelings when he saw my pic
iktf senpai

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>>5166203
>hot at all
>kiwi

yeah sure, okay

>>5166331
you got funny feelings when you saw my pic?

>>5166329
What area?

>>5166299
My father said the same thing.

>>5166337
Legs

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if you have a cute boyfriend YOU HAVE TO TELL OTHERS how to get one ITS A RULE NOW

so my mom just told me she supports me, but i will never be a woman, i will always be a guy and have a guy face and a penis, but still she supports me, but i cannot dress up or wear make up, but she supports me.
And I have to understand I will have a shitty life and I will probably get murder.

Whats the next step ?

>>5166336
Yup. I can't tell if you remind me of someone or what. You've got this sort of pretty I can't place.

>>5166341
epilate!

>>5166329
Epilating is cheaper and works well enough, but waxing hurts less. Take your pick of the two honestly.

>>5166299
That's really creepy desu ;~;

>>5166336
How do you look sparky?

>>5166345
The next is whatever you want it to be but what the fuck is your mom's definition of support?

>>5166345
Start hormones and hope she comes around when she starts seeing you happy and passing. Worked for me.

>>5166347
>>5166349
thanks

epilator it is!

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>>5166351

>>5166352
she wont kick me from home for having a weird mental illness, i guess.

>>5166345
my mother told me the same thing so I moved in with a friend and started my life without my family.
I would really look within and ask if it's worth being around that then go from there.
also
>support
financially?

>>5166346
well thanks then, I know I don't pass yet but I feel like I'm making progress at least and that's comforting

>>5166321
you got funny feelings from my pic too?? gosh

>>5166345
>i cannot dress up or wear make up, but she supports me

It sounds like she doesn't really support you then if she isn't going to allow you to actually present femininely. Give her a little time though cause she might come to terms with it still if you just came out recently.

>>5166356
Woof!

>>5166349
>cheaper
>painful
That seems like two glowing recommendations for epilating to me.

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ugh i wanna barf every time i look in the mirror, all i see is my male face, male jawline, male cheekbones, male brow, i don't think any length of hormones will fix me

i should have killed myself teebeeayche

>>5166358
>she wont kick me from home
if she ever starts charging you rent, I'd suggest you just move and get some space.

>>5166351
like a boy
http://i.imgur.com/D4nnMr9.jpg

>>5166358
Move out anyway so you can do whatever you want. I know it's easy for me to say but I've never understood the "mom says I can't" attitude.

Like you are an adult. You can do whatever the fuck you want within the law. What she decides to do after that is out of your control.

>>5166356
>>5166365
but I was a cat >>5166369

>>5166351
he looks like the quintessential young hon tbhon

>>5166369
you are kinda qt, I dunno why

So I was supposed to get a white shirt and slacks for the wedding, and I ended up with a white blouse and skinny slacks... Also I'm about to let my trans Victorian pirate do whatever he wants to my hair with full knowledge I'm trying to look as cute as possible
>>5166164
o.o <3

>>5166369
Oh it's that Halloween pic.
It's not that bad. Kinda cute actually.

>>5166373
There we go again.

>>5166367
There's always FFS

>>5166373
Hons fight hons

>>5166366
I'd recommend epilating if you can deal with the pain. Not everyone can though.

>>5166358
That doesn't sound like much.

Or considering the way you put it above, it also doesn't sound particularly certain.

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>>5166379
my shoulders and ribcage are too wide too, just fml

i have to get laser hair removal too, my life is a nightmare

>>5166158
anne
tbqphfam
or.........
pookie.............or.................booger....................

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>>5166325
>>5166339
>>5166349
I was taken advantage of by my friends a lot as a child

>>5166387
>trans life is a nightmare
>can't wake up

>>5166387
Oh come on anon.
You have people here wide as a barrel and it's not stopping them.

>>5166367
whats up anon are you me

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raise your hand if you feel super inferior to cis girls

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>>5166394
i'll never pass, what's the point, fml

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>>5166249
>going to british boy boarding school and suck every dick to pay for my transition
Why is this so hot

>>5166400
Fine.
Post pic so we can make fun of you.

>>5166402
i've been made fun of enough here
i'm leaving now

>>5166158
Probably pookie

>>5166399
*raises hand*

>>5166400
>I'll never pass
I'm sure that someday you can, it just takes longer and more difficulty for some than for others.

>>5166401
Because you're a little broken, but that's ok.

>>5166388
oh shit

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>>5166406

>>5166406
Goodbye.

>>5166370
>>5166384

Did u girls see my hentai I drew in class? ^,^

See here

>>5166267

>>5166203
>tfw put in hot and passing, hot but not passing and not hot but passing tiers back to back to back.

Tbh the truth is I don't pass and I can make straight girls, straight boys, gay boys, and pan sexual ftms turn bright red.

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>>5166399

>>5166353
I dont think thats a good idea. I dont want to be a weirdo in the meantime

>>5166359
>implying I have friends

>>5166361
I told her I wanted to be a girl and dress as one like 4 years ago.

>>5166368
Yup, I hope that doesnt happen tho

>>5166370
What you mean by "you are an adult" ? Like being free to choose whatever fuck you want to do ? Or to be economically independent and be free to do whatever fuck you want to do ?
Because the second one is almost non-existent in my country. I mean my parents are like the only ones that doesnt live with their brother/sisters/parents. All my aunt/uncles live with their parents or in big families or really shitty houses.

I hate being from a poor country ;__;

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>>5166399
>>5166400
>>5166395

>>5166421
what country are you from senpai?

>>5166145
im 6'2" and pass perfectly... you kill yourself op

>>5166409
u know that...........u also..........want this........cuddles

>>5166421
Where do you live?

>>5166426
>JUICY
LOL
O
L

>>5166427
>>5166433
I dont like to say exactly because people think they know how life is here from what they see on TV, and its not. But South America.

>>5166426
Where's boy-toy to make you feel better?

>>5166434
It really is a great touch

>>5166429
whoa there, that's a lot of unnecessary T-rage hon

>>5166439
You watched Narcos?

>>5166432
ya i do

>>5166439
Colombia
O
L
O
M
B
I
A

>>5166445
cool lets be sister wives pls

>>5166434
this scene depicts exactly what i look like irl at least a week desu
>>5166441
Oh Caddy, you always know just what to say!

>tfw you want to roll a blunt but have no wraps

Would being roommates with another trans girl next year at uni be a bad idea? Cause I'm pretty sure it's definitely not going to be a good idea to be living with a guy a year from now and my state is shitty so I'm technically not allowed to room with a cis girl even though my school has been wanting to make that a possibility

>>5166444
Some few episodes, it kinda depress me.
>>5166447
kek

>>5166439
prolly argentina, are you the same girl that was here a couple of days ago?

Look into being an LGBT refugee and move to Canada, like this is a serious reply here. Look into it.
quiero que seas feliz ;3

>>5166456
Sure, it'll be better then a guy in a state like that

>>5166459
Thanks senpai, Im not her tho.

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>talking to boy, look at his answers on okcupid
>"girls, what's your bra size? for the guys, what are you packing?"
>he answers '9" or more'
>"top or bottom?"
>answers 'definitely top'
>"would you like your partner to be kinkier than you are?"
>he answers 'not possible'
>mfw

is anyone else feeling way too horny because of progesterone...? all i can think about is getting pinned down and fucked hard and i had sex yesterday

>>5166469
Jesus edie, SAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US!

>>5166459
Argentina has the best TV shows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13HdYjJCQTg

>>5166426
I love how the underwear is like exactly what some autistic transbian would buy and fap in.

How do I make my bf jelly and want me more? I think he's bored of me now.

>"Im excited to have a sister"
AAAAAHAHAH fuck yeah my sister isnt gonna cut me off like i expected she might, tonight is a good night

>>5166459
They're not going to take a LGBT refugee from a country that has better LGBT rights than some EU states.

hi im pookie

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>>5166469
>>he answers '9" or more'

and you believed him?

>>5166483
https://instagram.com/explore/tags/bimbofication/

Knock yourself out.

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pick one

>>5166485
Yeah you're right, I'm eating and rushing my posts so maybe it should have read look into being an LGBT refugee.
consider Canada! ;3

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>>5166475

i'm sO HORNY ;___; idk why i'm such a slut but i just want dickkkkkkkKKK

>>5166487

he's like 6'4" and tall and skinny and white, those boys are alwaaaysss hung

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>>5166407
>>5166388
'3' let's do it

>>5166158
There's only 1 trip I REALLY wanna cuddle w/ tho......
: ' )

>>5166469
did u break up w/ other boy yet
did he cry
did you lick his tears...???

>>5166486
Hi ur gay
wats ur trip code u have 2 tell me now......

>>5166491
>Oops, an error occurred.

>>5166498
I'm tall and skinny and white and I'm below average tbqh

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>>5166498
Oh Edie. At least the only boys you're taking are from Philly so theres really no loss.

>>5166503
tmi tbqh

>>5166498
calm down ugh

>>5166443
kay hon

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pookie is under new management

>>5166485
Thats exactly what I hate, no country would help me because my country is supposed to be good, because its ilegal to murder trannies. That doesnt change the fact that my friends already killed themselves because the lack of help and transfaggots are getting killed every week and the only way you can be trans is being from a wealthy family and having supporting parents, otherwise you die.

>>5166503
how tall are you?
>>5166498
omg wow that gif is uggghhhh
maybe i'll try and get one of the boys in my class to hook up with me, but the easy prey ones are young, ughhhh
>>5166500
kool
im excited CMERE

>>5166498
>this gif
EDIE
PLS

>>5166484
That quickly fades. In a couple months she'll secretly just see you as a freak.

>>5166512
>tmi

pls nowhere talks about each others' penises more than this place

>>5166518
I think I'm 6'0", give or take an inch

>>5166373
Yung huns unite
http://imgur.com/sEFxEL2

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>>5166500

nooo i've been talking to him tho and he knowwss that like i was unhappy this weekend and he keeps like apologizing and saying he'll think of better things to do with me the next time i see him and stuff? he's been getting real insecure and like sad seeming, this won't end well

>>5166503

well idkk. every guy who was 6'3"+ and lanky af that i've seens dick was at least 7" and nice. i will get some dick pics to figure this out fo sure tho.

>>5166511
>>5166512

;_____; gib dick

>>5166518

yes get those diiiccckkkkssss. ima get that eggplant from this lesbo lookin boy O K

>>5166520

i'm H O R N Y OK ; 3;

>>5166158
Dollface

>>5166496
We already went over this
Chocolate
Lavender
Then Vanilla

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>>5166522
Lalalalala
I choose to be happy anon, keep your pessimistic predictions to yourself

>>5166534
uh, vanilla>lavender>chocolate

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>>5166528
Would you stop posting lewds and just go break up with him already. You can be a slut but dont be no ho.

>>5166469
Im curious how your OKC conversations go because mine are like, we talk for a long time, like all day, maybe the next, then when we run out of things to say we never talk again. Only one guy has asked me to meet up irl and another I pretty much invited myself and seemed embarrassed he didn't ask sooner.

I don't want to have to make them ask me on dates but like why else are they talking to me so much? Are they ashamed to be talking to a tranny? I am in the south but people are really liberal here comparatively

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>>5166407
>pookie

not the answer i expected

>>5166527
niga please, you are less of a hun than sparky despite you're massive jaw

>>5166545
Theres a reason they're called chasers.

>>5166547
lol what makes me a "hun"

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>>5166546

>>5166407
like I really needed another reason to be jelly of pookie

;~;

>>5166515
Unless you live in Brazil or possibly Colombia (and even then), none of this is true.

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>>5166539
C H O C O L A T E

>>5166455
>burning your drugs with fire like a savage

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>pookie

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>people get mad when I say creepy stuff
>people ignore me when I talk about what caused me to be so broken
>people get mad again next time I say something creepy
>that time it was a joke that no one got
>people get mad again
>it was a joke about how fucked up I am
Have you morons ever thought about not being so easily offended? Buncha sensitive PC faggos too pure and innocent to laugh at the evil in your hearts
You're no better than me

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>>5166455
>tfw you are too broke for weed

>>5166547
I dont give a shit what u think. Yung huns unite motherfucker
http://imgur.com/B136Pip

>>5166572
no myna
u are the demons

>>5166539
I'm saving the best for last, silly
I want each experience to surpass the previous, so that I'm not jaded and numb when I get to the last one

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>>5166574
Better body than Rawr XD

>>5166572
no1curr
go cry somewhere else

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>>5166532

let's do it

>>5166541

I KNOW I KNOW i'm going to. i'm not gonna date or fuck anybody else until i do so ya. it's just difficultttt

>>5166545

i just keep talking to them about tons of stuff! i mean it depends. if the conversation just stops completely it's because we don't have chemistry at all so i just move on to the next guy lol. what happened with those dates with those two guys?

>Tfw just had sex for the first time ever

I've been dating this boy named Jackson for about 11 months, I was horny, kissed him, and we fucked :3c my butt hurts a little bit, but I don't even care, it was amazing!

>>5166574
>I dont give a shit what u think.
wow rude

>>5166572
go the fuck away you gross manbodied hon. you're almost as bad as lily

>>5166586
>Jackson
What was it like being with an ftm?

>>5166583
Dont be fucking with my threadfu

>>5166586
where did he cum? where did you?

>>5166586
how big was his black cock?

Oh god that was the best feel ever.
Posted a body shot in a trap thread and was called a female troll

>>5166574
Bitch you passed by girl and went straight to blimp

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>>5166572

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>>5166571
?_________?

>>5166574
yo let's unite my fellow honster

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>>5166500
^ 3^
Ok!

>>5166546
>/////>
I can't emphasise enough that she's straight OK?

>>5166560
I'm really sorry anon :(

>>5166591
He's not FtM :U he's a cis boy.

>>5166596
Came on my leg.

>>5166597
He's white.

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>>5166586
>11 months to make a move
Grats on the sex though.

>>5166598
post it here

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>>5166572
I would appreciate your humor myna
>>5166585
JUST
DO IT
>>5166598
Post butt

>>5166586
I wanna know this feel desu ;-;

>>5166610
I have high anxiety, gosh :U I wanted to start it by month 3, but I was so nervous.

>>5166587
Sry
>>5166599
Crash and burn like the hindenburg
>>5166604
Aw yis
Y U N G H U N S
U
N
G
H
U
N
S

>>5166608
I just like teasing you though. Also it doesn't mean you can't want to cuddle with someone just because of that.

>>5166609
>leg
you'll get pregnant

>>5166585
The first guy just stopped texting with me the next guy we keep trying to make plans but haven't yet and I don't really even like him but he told me he went out drinking by himself and I was like well don't do that, I'll go with you as a friend at least so maybe I'll get a drinking friend which would be really nice too.

Idk I'm about to stop getting my hopes up for anyone on OKC and just try to be more relaxed and just have fun with it.

>>5166332
christ wtf is that face doing?

>>5166615
>not having sex by hour 3
baka desu senpai

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>>5166581
Sounds fun, I can do that
>>5166584
>go cry somewhere else
I cry when I'm sad
>>5166588
I'd have to think I pass to be a hon
>>5166600
Fuck you
>>5166613
Clearly not

>>5166627
Okay, what does this mean? Is it like what replaced kek and such? Cause I saw it on /r9k/ earlier a lot too.

>>5166614
source on this manga?

Let's summarize the drama of the day, mtfg.
>Underage boy posts butt and gets btfo
>Jupiter gave nig nog a hand beezy
>Angry hon attacks Red for having a stupid face with teeth like field goal posts
>Lots of hons sad, mad about height meme
>Myna mad about something, no one really understands or cares
Did I miss anything?

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>>5166627
>not having his cum on your face and in your mouth 10 minutes in
step it up.

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>be me
>meet cute guy
>we get lewd
>he put his pee pee in my butt
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>he pees sticky white stuff inside it
>fall asleep with him embracing me

will I get pregnant?

>>5166635
Y-yung huns?

>>5166635
kiwi killing himself for the umpteenth time

>>5166638
was he wearing a condom?

When did you girls get comfortable (or at least not repulsed) by internally referring to yourself as she? I'm finally starting to come out of my shell a bit and it feels so right to finally do it and not immediately repremand myself and repress

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>>5166619
But I don't wanna be weird about it ;/////;
You caught me tho, I do kinda wanna cuddle w/ her <.<

>>5166635
egdar lays by the lake, wishing for death... oh wait, that's not drama, that's every day

>>5166633
world filters

s m h t b h f a m

>>5166638
You're already pregnant.

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>>5166641
n-no

>>5166644
Why can't we say s m h and such anymore? Like why's it filtered?

>>5166637
hard to do that when all the boys you've been with have vaginas though

>>5166647
D:
you should probably see a doctor desu

>>5166642
I've always done that and I've never ever been comfortable
Maybe in a year or two I won't be fundamentally disgusted by myself

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>>5166655
>>5166646
fug

>>5166630
you can't help how people react to your actions
everyone here has issues and blabs about them often without response, this is 4chan not a support group or therapist and you you shouldn't expect it to be like one
maybe stop blaming and bitching at others and just try to ignore the negative attention you get and focus on the positive

>>5166660
>Not wanting to have a man keep you as a housewife with a kid

EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS PLEB

hey mtfg tonight i made pan-seared salmon and oven roasted asparagus with a lemon-dijon sauce

what did u have for din din

>>5166660
Enjoy being a milf.

>>5166658
Awe I'm sorry to hear that. Keep on keeping on desu

>>5166638
That's hot desu o///o

>>5166642
Took me about two months focused on it to tear down those mental barriers. It became a lot easier to do once I started presenting as a girl, there was a lot of cognitive dissonance present seeing a boy in the mirror and referring to myself as female.

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>>5166643
>>5166608
B-but I'm not str8 ;~;

Elanna pls omg

>>5166668
A Reese's peanut butter cup

what is this desu shit Tbh?

>>5166668
send a pic
that sounds delicious

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>>5166668
instant ramen bc i'm a fucking wortless pig like that.

at least i'm gaining a bit of weight, if only it went to my butt and not my boobs ;-;

>>5166668
Lasagna

>>5166668
Spaghetti and meatballs, and then cock

>>5166668
I have lunch for my only meal while I'm on the shakes, I had a butterflied and flattened chicken breast marinated in this mango and chilli sauce and some vegetables, it was nice.

I had pan fried fish yesterday and it was good, going to have it again tomorrow with some brocolli

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>>5166668
I forgot to have dinner

>>5166668
Heya fufu ~ umm im having oven roasted chicken

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>>5166663
>focus on the positive
Lol because that happens
Why haven't I killed myself yet desu
I'm never going to fit in anywhere in this human rat maze, why insult real people by pretending to be one of them any longer

>>5166668
paella with all the seafood in but made with salt cod instead of chicken because ew meat

>>5166668
Pizza rolls what's good?

>>5166668
ufufu come be my gay hipster housewife. i made steak and veggies

>>5166692
but fish is meat too

>>5166692
fish is meat too...

>visit mtfg
>end up insane with boy lust and wanting dick

ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

>>5166701
what dick size is your ideal?

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>>5166675
I-i know you're not str8 @////@;;
A-anon was teasing me about the someone they thought I would say. Y-you're still the trip I would most rather cuddle w/ tbqh >/////<

>>5166675
yum

>>5166677
i didnt take one but yah it was good. i fucked up a little bit but im gonna make it again soon now that i know what to do exactly

>>5166678
instant ramen is p good tho

>>5166685
wahts a cock

>>5166686
hey that sounds mad tasty!!!! i was gonna make broccoli tonight with the salmon but asparagus was on sale.

>>5166687
eat something

>>5166688
gimme i love chicken

>>5166692
paella is delicious
i LOVE SHRIMP

>>5166693
how many pizza rolls can u eat ?

>>5166695
i was thinking about steak... but i cant have it cuz gf is vegetarian.

>>5166696
>>5166698

yeah but i'm less worried about it increasing my testosterone production. if i stopped eating fish my family wouldn't be happy, 1000 years of fishing tradition. plus its not really meat is it. its meat... and fish. it gets separated out. its animal protein, its flesh, but its not really meat.

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>>5166711
yeah it is!
i finished my squats and stuff and now i'm being mean to boys on the internet.

what about you?

>>5166668
sounds good, hope the salmon wasn't farmed dyed shit
love me some asparagus and lemon and dijon go great with both of those

we just wanted to do something quick so we're having mushroom ravioli with onions and peas and a cream/pesto/wine sauce, meant to grab some mushrooms/pancetta from the market to add but forgot

>>5166690
I've at least noticed circe being pretty friendly to you despite the racism bs
plenty of people choose to live more separate from society, tbqh if it was an option my partner and I would like to live apart from most of society a bit with homesteading and stuff

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>>5166586

now do it 400 more times!!

>>5166613

; 3;

>>5166624

i mean........ like do you come off as confident when you talk to boys? do you make it out to be like you just want to be friends and that's it? are you flirtatious at all? etc

>>5166668

i just ordered this literally right now lmao
i got 20% off cause i have ordered from there so much

>>5166701

that's all i'm thinking about right now. i'm stuffing my face so i can repress my lust for cock

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OOPS I DID IT AGAIN!!!

>feeling dysphoric
>put on lady clothes instead of lame gym clothes to feel more like a lady
>tight crop top is squeezing my aching nipples too much and they really hurt
Welp

who has the picture of 2 fat guys talking to eachother like they're lesbian anime girls

>>5166706

>>5166711
I ate maybe 8?

>>5166705
I wouldn't know . . .never been with anyone ;( but big. I want huge boycocks to stuff and fill me up desu .////. gt is fine too ~

>>5166718
Edie bb is this what it feels like to be a bitch in heat??? Pls help . . . .

>>5166714
>worried about it increasing my testosterone production.
that's an odd thing to worry about when you're on AAs. oh well

it's still meat

>>5166721
let's all cum on kayla's pizza and force her to eat the semen-drenched pizza!

My Dr. finally changed my prescript after 5 months of it not being right! Woot!
Here I come 6mg E and 150mg spiro!

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who /cute boys/ here?

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>>5166731

>>5166728
FAAAAAAAAT

>>5166714
are u on hrt?

>>5166717
>I've at least noticed circe being pretty friendly to you despite the racism bs
I'm not actually racist, just mean
>plenty of people choose to live more separate from society, tbqh if it was an option my partner and I would like to live apart from most of society a bit with homesteading and stuff
I like humans as an anonymous collective, have you ever watched them?
I just hate being around too many people
Like, if I could be a shut-in in NYC, that would be perfect

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>>5166731

>>5166711
I gotchu senpai desu (to be honest) but its still cookin atm. I'm actually about to eat some leftover okra w rice and beef. My state may suck ass but dat Cajun cookin is no joke

>>5166711
yeah it was a good lunch
I was going to buy some more brocolli this week but asparagus is on special... hmmmmm

>>5166721
thats pretty cute, you know.
I cant wait until I am thin so I can have pizza if I feel like it

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>>5166738
It's true.

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>>5166724
Me on the left tbqh

i have a little confusion about the trips.
whos the caveman-looking-"girl" who is always crying ?

>>5166724
Its here
>>5166574

>>5166745
did you see what I did though?

also you're the qtest, you never answered when I asked who did your face....

>>5166750
can you be more specific?

>>5166736
me on the left, I'm cute

>>5166722
Maddie bb ur beautiful. I would wine and dine u and cuddle at home afterwards

>>5166730
>>5166739

yeah, cypro. also eating meat used to make my skin bad and its been a while eating it so it'll probably make me feel sick. i don't miss it at all, especially not roast pork no no

>>5166753
I didn't see what you did.

And I did my face.

>>5166721
why do you have so much garlic?

>>5166761
To keep me away, obv

>>5166759
Oh ok, guess I'll never know the miracle worker.

I put 8 As........

>>5166761
MAYBE THEY LIKE GARLIC????

>>5166668
spinach tortellini senpai.

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>>5166729

i mean kind of
ur prob not as bad as i am but wanting dicks 24/7 and thinking about sex a ton is def it. i just want to please a guy and suck his dick and spread my butt for him etc sigh

>>5166736
Anon pls ur rly triggering my inner slut with these types of posts

>>5166761
because its the shit, I dip every bite in both sauces every time

>>5166744
thanks, I am trying to doodle again, I quit for so long I am rusty at it

I should go to the gym and buff up so a gay guy will want to pee in my butte

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>>5166772
no

>>5166777
trip on maddie