Gay General - Spirituality, Fall, Forgiveness, Love Edition

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>>5156156
1st for sexy Halloween costumes :3c

>Would you forgive a cheater?
Never.

>>5156156
>Would you forgive a cheater?
my ex cheated on me once, I forgave him and then he cheated on me again.

Never again.

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White men, please love me!

>>5156190
Oh you dumb naive faggot. Cheaters are like addicts. They *ALWAYS* relapse. He was probably biscum.

>>5156193
No. Non-whites are pig disgusting.

>>5156201
nah, he was gay. But yeah, he's a sex addict I think.

>>5156156
Forgive a cheater, nah, not really, he'd to really drunk when it happened, tell me and apologize straight after and I'd consider it, maybe
But even then it's like 90% chance of fuck no

Everytime you hear someone say the word "faggot" say this..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqPgODNfLs0

>>5156173
>>5156190
>>5156201
>>5156211

Forgiveness doesn't mean staying with them. Watch the video to understand better.

>>5156208
>gay
Outlier.

>>5156218
I don't care. I wouldn't forgive someone if they cheated on me. They could pack their shit and leave my fucking house too. Fuck them.

>>5156214
*cringing intensifies*

>>5156214
Man, what a fucking fruit.

>>5156218
Fair shout, but still I really wouldn't, like fuck that noise,I'd come to terms with it and wouldn't really be angry but I ain't forgiving him

>>5156218
well, if you mean forgivness in a 'let it go and not hold a grudge against them'

then yeah, I guess. Just stay the fuck away from me.

Ayy I finally gained some weight. 152lbs now.

Also saw a qt in a locker room, first time someone's quads have made my mouth water.

Good Halloween overall.

How are you fags?

>>5156156
>thebachbook
>instagram.com/thebachbook
>spiritual life coach

Yeah, not taking this gay cult leaders advice. Sorry.

>>5156243
alone at home eating burgers

>>5156214
I had to stop. It's too retarded.

Thought about my ex who cheated on me today. it's been two years and i still nearly cried. Then I thought about how i would be if he wanted me back. I wouldnt take him back. I might want to but I know better than to take back scum like that

>>5156252
Just move on with your life, let it go.

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>Just wanted to let all you fatties know before you eat all that Halloween Candy and we get into the holiday season. :3 Eat up you lovely fatties you!

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>>5156268
>tfw no fat superhero bf

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>>5156268
>tfw bad fat

>>5156278
post fat

My ex cheated on me two months ago and left me for the other dude. I'm still pretty angry about it I guess but I dunno what else to do besides let it go honestly. Holding onto the bitterness and shit is just making me depressed. I don't forgive him for it and we're not cool but at the same time I think there's a certain point where you just have to let it go else you're just hurting yourself. I'm in the process of doing that now.

Idk desu senpai

>>5156278
poast plump butt pl0x

>>5156297
He decided to not act like an adult, so you have to and let it go. Better yourself and move on with life, get ready for new things.

Everything and everyone is terrible.

>>5156290
>>5156299
Not every gay fatty is a qt bear with a nice ass

>>5156311
stfu and post butt now or else

>>5156316
this man is thirsty.

>>5156309
Would you fancy a round of scrabble?

>>5156249
Sounds good, man. Eating flank steak over here.
[spoiler]wish I was eating ass[/spoiler]

>>5156309
Well have I got the site for you
http://watch.everythingisterrible.com/

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>tfw body dysmorphia

>>5156329
Fat or sp00ky?

>>5156336
Sp00ky, but never sp00ky enough.

Can I lose 100lbs while gaining ass fat?
Give tips

>>5156341
Post pics of your spookiness

>>5156156
Yes, because I don't believe in dating.

>>5156343
no

>>5156327
The fuck is that supposed to be?

>>5156321
No.

>>5156343
no. you can't gain fat in specific areas. you can't loose fat in specific areas.

get keked, baka desu senpai

>>5156349
Eat shit and die then.

>>5156354
k

Craigslist is so great

You come over, take off your trousers and pants off. Lay face down on bed and open your legs wide.

I start to lick your ass hole real deep so you start to get hard.

After a bit I get a Galaxy Ripple and lick and suck it a bit so it starts to melt slightly - removing any pointy bits of chocolate. I then lick your ass hole a bit more to lube you up and then slowly insert Ripple into your ass.. as much as you are happy to take, ideally all of it.

I then suck you off for a bit while the Ripple melts in your ass.

After some time you then turn over and let me rim you deep - you push out .. as if taking a poo and I lick out the melted chocolate and taste , eat it .. I keep lick you out deep and you keep pushing down until all I have eaten it all.

This is the fantasy , but want to do it for real.

You got to be young fit slim D&D free and get horny/hard getting rimmed and sucked.

Get in contact with age stats pic. I can come to your place or you can come to my place.

>>5156368
>You got to be young fit slim
I bet this guy is old fat and gross

>>5156373
or a nigger

>>5156374
I never imagine black people as being kinky. Dunno why. It's always middle aged white men who I imagine to be the kinkiest

>>5156368
>as if taking a poo and I lick out the melted chocolate and taste,...
...as I eat it, I think to myself, "hmm... I didn't know Galaxy Ripples had peanuts... ... ...and corn nibblets."

>>5156302
Yeah you are 100% right, just easier said than done really. Bettering myself is definitely something I want to do before going into my next relationship though.

>>5156376
It's always white peoples fucking their siblings/parents and being fucked by dogs/horses/other animals.

Same with bdsm and sissy/femdom shit.

Maybe all whites are biologically inclined to be fucked up

Thought about my ex who cheated on me today. it's been two years and i still nearly cried. Then I thought about how i would be if he wanted me back. I wouldnt take him back. I might want to but I know better than to take back scum like that

Thought about my ex who cheated on me today. it's been two years and i still nearly cried. Then I thought about how i would be if he wanted me back. I wouldnt take him back. I might want to but I know better than to take back scum like that

>>5156387
Is it weird I still talk to my ex nearly everyday even though he has a new boyfriend of nearly a year.
We broke up because I had to move away and the distance wouldn't have worked.

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I took scary pictures today.
What did you do today, cute boys?

>>5156394
Is it weird I still talk to my ex nearly everyday even though he has a new boyfriend of nearly a year.
We broke up because I had to move away and the distance wouldn't have worked.

>>5156349
It's a group of guys who go through shitty 90s VHS tapes and find wacky shit

>>5156399
>>5156395
>>5156394
Why is everything double posting

>>5156399
If you're not over him, yes its very weird. If you're fine with it though then it doesn't matter.

Why is everything double posting

If you're not over him, yes its very weird. If you're fine with it though then it doesn't matter.

I'm getting spooked, guys. What the fuck is going on.

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DOUBLE POSTS DOUBLE POSTS

>>5156405
Errrr. I mean if he moved to my city and wanted to get back together, I probably would. We were good together and broke up on good terms.
But I've slept with other people and liked other people since then so he's not the be all and end all.

>>5156396
I sat and listened to the sea.

Errrr. I mean if he moved to my city and wanted to get back together, I probably would. We were good together and broke up on good terms.
But I've slept with other people and liked other people since then so he's not the be all and end all.

I sat and listened to the sea.

Fucking skellingtons are spooping my /gaygen/. :(

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>tfw even though completely alone with no friends I still kinda wanted to dress up for Halloween
I guess it's okay, I'm pretty horrifying as just myself.

Did any of you do anything spooky this evening? do you plan to?

>>5156439
I ate ~35 prices of candy

Pretty fucking sp00ky

>>5156403
i dont know. although my own post
>>5156387
>>5156394
one of them isnt me, idk who double posted me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4oInT79CUk

I really need a bf to dick me hard.

WHO /HORNY ALL THE TIME/ HERE?

>>5156501
Ayyyy.

>>5156501
Here I am!

>tfw the longer I go without sex and being a virgin the more I'm wanting to top

Me being a top doesn't even make sense wtf

Giving it to someone seems so good though

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>talking to boss
>ask her how I can get better sales numbers
>she says I can act gayer
>tfw im closeted to her
Why am I such a kek

>>5156546
dayum nigga

>>5156546
*kek
FUCK

>>5156546
Do you work in a MAC or something? Because I don't think that counts as closeted.

>>5156551
lol

>>5156553
A general store

>>5156563

What do you mean general store? You on commission?

>>5156567
I work in the makeup department and I have to reach a quota and I suck at it because im ugly and fat and have long greasy hair so everyone thinks I'm creepy

>>5156574
>fat
Post butt plump boy :3

>>5156574
a nice shampoo and dry shampoo work wonders. you're prolly not that ugly anyways.

>>5156582
N-no

>>5156574

Cutting your nappy-ass will be threes the easiest change, even if you don't like it. There's one guy who works at cosmetics in my store and he has that typical gayboi fade and he gets a lot of customers

>>5156584
No dick for you then

>>5156583
All of the women in the store are judgemental af and they just give me dissaproving looks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruQQ5UvICvA

>>5156156
Never. I would kill a cheater. Infidelity should be a capital offense.

>>5156201
>>5156227
>Gay men don't cheat!
>Faggots are this delusional
This is why I refuse to date faggots. Not only are you the biggest whores in existence, but you lie about everything while you're doing it.

>>5156650
Butthurt biscum detected. Go get a girl pregnant and leave this place.

Feel like crying gg?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOAcRKZxjy4

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What's your recommended horror movie, gaygen?

>>5156671
/gaygen/

>>5156671
Horror movies are icky, they're all shock value
Watch Old Boy or something

>>5156671
I just stand in front of the mirror and cry :c

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>>5156673
Wouldwatch/10
>>5156679
But it's Halloweeeeen.
>>5156689
There there.

>>5156701
Yeah so watch Old Boy
It's got a lot of the elements but it's actually a good movie

>>5156659
I'm a gay man. Sorry about your lies.

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would you have sex with a munchkin?

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>>5156756
That's called a pocketgay not a munchkin.

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>>5156756
define "munchkin"

>>5156701
watching Sleepy Hollow right now, had forgotten it's a pretty good movie

I've heard that The Conjuring was pretty good & scary. Caught the last few mins of it just now... didn't seem that scary. Anybody have an opinion on it? Is it worth watching?

I just realized there's no such thing as gay cvck porn

Are gays really just that trashy that watching your bf have sex with someone else is not taboo?

>>5156756
This just seems illegal

>>5156815
Nah, the short one's face gives it away that he's in his mid 20s

>>5156671
I don't like horror movies. They put me on edge and I remain paranoid for days.

>>5156173
>>5156190
>they think men are manogonus by nature

Cute :3

>>5156863
Cute as fuck :3

>>5156869
well, I don't know about nature, but I have no problems being monogamous.

I really doubt I'm a special case.

>>5156878
How fem are you on a scale from Mario Lopez to Elton John? I'm guessing pretty fem.

Hey guise
I'm going to a motel with a guy for the first time and I'm not sure on the ethics of this stuff
Should I use/ask him to use a condom for oral sex? Would it be offensive to ask? I know the risk is lower but I'm still scared, its not someone I really know and my neurotic self-esteem problems say to me he would only go with me if he hated me and wanted to infect me with something
Halp?

>>5156886
Also I'm pretty sure you can't just go and straight ask people if they are clean, can you?
That would be rude right?

>>5156871
Being a coward still sucks no matter what emoticons you use.

>>5156880
Somewhere in the middle. People usually don't notice I'm gay, but I'm not hiper macho either.

>>5156893
Lol what are they going to say? "No I have horrible chlymida. Okay let's get to it!"

If you're too phobic to suck a dick without a condom maybe sex isn't for you.

>>5156886
RIP.

>>5156896
I wanna hug you, scaredy anon. :3

>>5156905
>>5156914
I'm getting mixed messages here

>>5156886
Also I just kind of asked the same thing to another guy who was the first guy I've ever kissed
How much I fucked that relationship?

How do some people end up having had sex with more than 1,000 people?

>>5157004
Degeneracy.

>>5156893
>Also I'm pretty sure you can't just go and straight ask people if they are clean, can you?
pretty sure that's referred to as "having the talk"

>>5156886
>Should I use/ask him to use a condom for oral sex? Would it be offensive to ask?
http://www.psmag.com/health-and-behavior/why-dont-we-wear-condoms-for-oral-sex-60632
http://sexetc.org/info-center/post/do-i-need-to-use-protection-during-oral-sex/
>not so sure about this last b/c of the article's date but...
http://www.thebody.com/content/art2288.html
>All this was from doing a quick google search, so not sure if your post was a b8 or not.

15-20% of new genital herpes cases are caused by Herpes 1 infecting the genitals by oral-to-genital contact. HS1 was traditionally thought of as oral herpes and HS2 was thought of as genital herpes but increases in ppl having oral sex since the 80s have lead to a rise in cross infections. 80% of the world population are infected orally with HS1 but when you break ppl up into groups those numbers change... so it's gonna change depending on where you are and who you are. In the states, I think its about a 50-50 chance that someone has oral herpes.

This is just using herpes as an example, there are several other worse STIs that can be spread orally BUT they do have smaller groups of infection pools. If you haven't gotten a hepatitis vaccination, that alone should be reason enough for using a condom for oral sex with someone you don't really know and can't verify/trust in their sexual history.

Why do I keep going after people who don't fucking want me I mean you think I'd appreciate people who have the balls to actually compliment me but no I'm fixated on the dude who just kind of tolerates my presence. I'm gonna die alone because my "standards" fuck me over fuck being gay it's awful and worthless

tfw straight guys dont treat you like a lady

>tfw pretend to be straight at work

>>5157262
Nobody's buying it, let's be real.

>tfw freshly shaved/trimmed cock

November 1st
Blog: My Penis

I've always been pretty happy about my dick. I knew it was not huge, but that its size was decent. Maybe slightly above average. Knowing that my ex had trouble taking it sometimes despite the lube, the fingering and the rimming, was good for my ego.

But lately, when I look at it I can't help it but think 'fuck. It's too fucking small.' It looks powerless, weak. How am I supposed to please someone with it?

I know worrying about your dick size is a stupid thing to do, but I can't help it I haven't had sex in a year and I'm afraid of doing it again because if the other guy makes a comnent about how small it is I'd probably get scarred for life.

Maybe it's not about my dick. Maybe it's about my sense of self-worth. I feel pretty worthless these days.

X O X O,
Anon

>>5156156
Forgive? I would congratulate him and ask him how it was... I would be really happy that he finally got some boypussy who didn't look like quasimodo.

>>5157653
It's ok anon, your dick is probably fine. Everyone lies about their dick on the Internet
>>5157621
hot

>>5157655
>tfw no Quasimodo bp to breed.
The twist is that he has the hottest body ever, just a fucked up face

My boyfriend and i have been dating for 4 months and we're super into each other. he had his final musical performance tonight and is staying at a beach side hotel with all his beautiful gay cast members to party for the night/tomorrow night

beach is an hour out of town. not all his cast mates are gay, but the ones that are have crushes on him. am i allowed to be worried? :(

I let him know how proud i am of him and told him to have fun because he deserves it after such a great show.

i haven't been sour about it at all. i just really hate feeling jealous

>>5157621
>Shaved
Absolutely disgusting, senpai.
It looks so fucking weird.

>>5157681
You sound like a woman.

Just cheat on him while he's gone. That way, if he does cheat you, you'll be even! If not, he never has to know.
;^)
FEMME POWER!

>>5157686
don't do this

>>5157693
Ugh, I can't even with this post.
Take a women's studies course, it's not my job to educate you.

>>5157681
You're only allowed to be worried if you're a bottom.
A good top wouldn't let him go anywhere without pounding all of his hornyness out of his mancunt.
But if he's a top then his natural role is to find suitable containers for his manseed.

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>>5157701
>Not being a dom bottom
>Not fastening a male chastity belt to the inferior, and boorish top
>Not walking your top around on a tight leash, so he can scratch the itch in your bp whenever you get the urge

>>5157713
Yeah that's also a possibility but it's clearly not that anon's case since his manclit is insecure and frightened.

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>>5157718
Then he needs to make some changes in his life.
The top is an animal that must be domesticated and controlled.

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>>5157728

>creepshots of people on the tube


for what purpose

>>5157728
I agree. I hope he's tamed his one.

are the filters still on?

sjw kek baka desu senpai reddit

>>5157744
are you on ;^)

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>>5157733
Creep shots are hot. Look at those meaty, unaware, straight thighs.
Imagine just going up to him, putting your head between those legs, rubbing your face all over that crotch and taking in a big whiff of that masculine scent.

>>5156156
>forgiveness
hahahahahaha
NEVER

>>5157733
I just assumed it was from one of those dumbass manspreading blogs

>>5157752
I saw the white seat and your masculine scent comment and I thought that guy was taking a shit kek

>tfw no toilet clogging bf

>>5157682
That's where the "trimmed" bit comes in

>>5157772
What's your point? I was talking about shaved. Both shaved and trimmed were mentioned, I didn't just ignore the trimmed part, I didn't mention it because trimmed is fine and normal.

>>5157785
meow

>>5156173
i would, if the guy admitted it himself and i didn't find out from somewhere else. somtimes it would be idiotic to throw away a relationship just because someone made a mistake. people who stay with serial cheaters are idiots tho

>>5156218
>2015
>not holding grudges

BOYZU
RAVU

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>>5157926
>There will never be a bara slice of life romcom harem anime

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QTPERSIAN I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5157997
Why all the hate, anon?
Plz not be racist

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>>5156156
>mfw my dad kept his blood/bone marrow cancer and Hodgkin's lymphoma a secret from me so I wouldn't worry about him.

I probably have cancer genetics too

>>5158015

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5158026
>tfw only cancer genes I know of in my family are breast cancer
Too bad about the history of stroke, heart disease and mental illness though.

>>5158032
>implying guys can't get breast cancer ...

>>5158030
It's ok anon, calm down
Everything will be alright

>>5158040
I didn't say that, but it is very uncommon and not really something to worry about, even if a few women in your extended family have been diagnosed.

The risks of developing other cancers, among other much more troublesome diseases are a bigger worry.

>300% more likely to develop Hodgkin's lymphoma, 30% more likely to develop bone marrow cancer/blood disease
Boy, I hope my dad did a lot of work with carcinogens, otherwise I am fuuuuuuucked

>>5158081
I wouldn't want to be your bf right now.

>>5158086
>implying
On second review, it raises my chance from .00002% to .00006-.00010 percent

The bone marrow percent is even lower

Plus I'm young so it probably won't fuck me for at least another 20 years

>>5158100
You're going to die full of cancer in your body. Don't try to resist. Accept your fate.

Has anyone else noticed an increase in femme tops? I've been accosted by a few recently.

>>5158114
Anedoctal evidence is not evidence at all.

>>5158121
And your bs answer isn't an answer at all.

Where did I specifically state a statistical increase? And why would I be asking a question about an observation I made, if I had clear cut evidence?

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>that moment when you poop tons
>then 10 minutes later you have to poop again
>tons more
>literally lost 5 lbs. pooping
>what in the fuck

>>5158168
kek, i bet you're pooped from all the pooping

>>5158121
I guess we can't have conversations without cited material or talk about ourselves and life

>>5158167
>Has anyone else noticed an increase in femme tops?
>Where did I specifically state a statistical increase?
Made me reply/10.

>>5158182
Obviously. How else are we as a society going to be informed and evolve? Facts dictate reality.

>>5158168

shouldn't of ate so much halloween candy fatso

>>5158187
That's not a specific statement. It's in question form, which means there's uncertainty

>>5158189
>shoudn't of
Kek'd undies.

>>5158187
Citation needed

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>>5156156
>Would you forgive a cheater?
No since I don't have a reason to cheat. If you're with me and reciprocate my feelings, you shouldn't want to move on to the next best thing. :/ I know I'm not the best but still... No excuse imo.
Pic related.
Would you cheat on him?

>>5158240

are you retarded

srs question

>>5158240
Aren't you a nigger?

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>>5158244
Sorry..
>>5158247
Yeah I am. Pic related.

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>>5158240
Once a cheater always a cheater. They don't deserve forgiveness

>>5158250
Good gracious. You're abhorrent.

Is the gay community accepting of gays who aren't visibly gay or cookie cutter faggots?

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>>5158252
Would you even consider it if they begged? I could see where you're coming from though. >>5158253
The way I look is abhorrent? Sorry you feel that way bro.
>>5158254
Yeah isn't that called being in the closet?

>>5158254

yes, extremely.

accepting of judgemental assholes, not so much. Just do you and stop worrying about other peoples opinions.

>>5158254
Absolutely. But only if you're not a booger.

>>5158254

Umm, yeah.

You seem surly.

>>5158256
All PoC are abhorrent just like interracial relationships.

>>5158254
Yes of course, at least where I am there's isn't many stereotypical gay people

>>5158270
Eh...... Sorry for being black I guess..

>>5158285
I'm fucking with you, nigga. :3

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>>5158254
Well duh.

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>>5158290
Cat related

>>5158294
Classy cat :D

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>meet with a guy 2 times
>everything is okay
>yesterday haloween party
>we go together
>by the time i have arrived he was already wasted
>try to have some fun with him
>literally halfway through the party im starting to feel sad
>go back to home

What's up /gaygen/? Everything was fine untill yesterday meeting. Do I overreact? Talk to him about that? Or should I just let the time pass by

>>5158301
Stop being a pussy. Jesus christ, man.

Am I a C U C K for not caring about cheating?

>>5158306
YES

All I want is a boyfriend or a hot dom and I'll be good :/

>>5158317
If whining on /gaygen/ would solve our problems this place would be dead.

>>5158301
Did you not drink with him when you got there? I know it sucks hanging with already drunk people sometimes. They come off as annoying, but once you get tipsy you should start having fun.

So what did you do at the party?

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>>5158256
>begging
Begging is for fools and freaks. Righteous individuals with integrity and valor never beg. Cheaters are scoundrels and vile beings that deserve no mercy.

>>5158351
This is a fine example of a post made by a Real Man.

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Anyone else here /neverbeentoaparty/?

kill me now pls

>>5158254
Yes that's the best kind of gays

>>5158349
I've been sober, after i came to the bar i drank 2 beers. We were dancing together for few minutes, then he met some friends and left me. Later I tried to make out with him but he was so drunk that he didnt even notice. Later i was just sitting and watching how wasted he is

>>5158364
You're not missing anything. Believe me. Unless you enjoy loud music and people, vomit, drunkards and all other kinds of degeneracy.

>>5158374

But i do enjoy meeting people, and i hear parties are a good way to do that...?

>>5158364
Parents won't let me go but when I go to college.... I'll be fucking every day.

>>5158379
Use the internet instead. Parties are overrated.

>>5158382
I hope you use a condom, you slut. And don't dare infect white bois.

>>5158387
Y-yes sir..

>>5158383
I've been on the internet since 1997, I have yet to make any friends.

>>5158393
That's because you're an autist. Sorry m8.

>>5158387
Chauncey is a nigger from mississippi. Mississippi has the highest HIV infection rate in the US and blacks have the highest HIV rate as a demographic. It's safe to say a gay nigger from Mississippi like Chauncey already has super aids

>>5158393
I've been on the internet since about 2005 and I've made endless friends. Have you ever tried?

>>5158398
kek

>>5158396
No offense taken bub

>>5158402
Since I don't know what your definition of tried in this sense would mean, I'm just gonna say no.

anyone have halloween sex last night?


DETAILS PLS

>>5158410
ONLY SLOOTS HAVE SEX

Hey guys, can I ask for advice about gross medical things here?

>>5158410

I wonder how many dumb ppl got raped last night.

>>5158418
4chan is not the best place for that. Seek professional help instead.

>>5158424
True, but since it's about gay things, kind of hard in my community.

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>>5158418
Ask away.
>>5158372
Ah. That makes more sense. Maybe next time go out with just him. Should make things more fun without any distractions on his end.

>>5158431
That's up to you then. 4chan is troll haven.

There was one guy on /fit/ who once asked for advice and he end up with a ruined liver.

Do you really want to risk it? Go ahead then.

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>>5158419
I wonder how many girls regretted having sex last night and now are claiming they were raped

>>5158450
>Do you really want to risk it? Go ahead then.
Well, I might be dumb but not THAT dumb as to go ahead and immediately try the advice I received from an imageboard. I just thought that for lack of medical service for my kind, Internets is as good a place as any to start.

So, ahem. I'm a 24 y.o. gay man. I usually a top but my boyfriend suggested I give bottoming a try, so as a responsible partner I went to properly prepare myself. To avoid embarassing situations, my, er, rear entry port must be thoroughly cleaned. So I followed all the steps, took a dump, and proceeded to slightly finger myself to loosen them muscles up a bit for the douching. As I was working away, I suddenly felt that I poked something sharp inside there. Now I am not an anatomy expert, but I bet my left buttock there isn't supposed to be anything sharp in there. I highly doubt it was actual shit considering that I relieved myself, and the finger was as clean as always. It was like there's a hardened clump of something at the end of my colon. Now, do I need to go see a doctor?.
>>5158418 guy

>>5158466

might be impacted colon?

are you sure it was sharp?

>>5158466
Was it actually something sharp or a sharp pain? If it was a sharp pain you might have just cut yourself with your fingernail being too rough. If there is something sharp that's just odd and you should go get it checked out.

>>5158466
Could be a hemorrhoid or a fissure, they can sometimes feel like something sharp.
Either way, if there is blood in your stool/on the toilet paper and it lasts for more than a week, see a doctor. If it's not there in a week, don't see a doctor.

>>5158466
GO. TO. A. DOCTOR.

STOP WASTING YOUR TIME ON THE INTERNET.

>>5158466
ew :c

>>5158473
> are you sure it was sharp?
Not sharp as in... Something to cut on, but it was something solid-ish.

> Was it actually something sharp or a sharp pain?
No pain, like there's something in there, like congealed blood or hardened shit. I dunno.

>Could be a hemorrhoid or a fissure, they can sometimes feel like something sharp.
Hmm. Okay, then I probs should go see a doctor.

>>5158466

RIP in peace anon, 1991 - 2015

>>5158503

see a doctor

>>5158503
>Okay, then I probs should go see a doctor.
WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED

JESUS CHRIST YOU PEOPLE ARE DUMB

>>5158466

it might just be a second set of teeth

>>5158480
> if there is blood in your stool/on the toilet paper and it lasts for more than a week
Due to my job I sometimes have to, er, hold it in for large periods of time and after I do take a long hard shit, there's sometimes blood, but nothing persistant.

>>5158496
> ew :c
Well, I warned you I need advice about gross medical stuff... And yeah, I now understand that our poor bottoms have to do some icky stuff for us to enjoy going down on em.

>>5158516

you seem like a shy and relatively wellbalanced person. Why are you on 4chan?
And how did you meet your bf?

>>5158516
>I now understand that our poor bottoms have to do some icky stuff for us to enjoy going down on em.

I never understood this really. I've never 'prepared' for bottoming and never had any kind of accident with shit or anything like that.

I mean, it's not that hard to keep your ass clean

>>5158534
Well....

it depends on your diet really. Ive just started eating tons of fibre, but before that bottoming was a huuuge chore

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>>5158534
What he said. It's really not that hard.

>>5158516
>I do take a long hard shit
EAT FIBER YOU FAT FUCK

>>5158545

>those arms

would not give him the honour of receiving my dick tbqh

>>5158532
> You seem like a shy and relatively wellbalanced person. Why are you on 4chan?
I generally lurk. "Official" Internet usually has lots of conflicting opinions on stuff, whereas 4channers are blunt and honest (when they're not trolling). So, it's like a hub of the Internet for me.

> And how did you meet your bf?
You won't believe it, but it was through Internet.

>>5158541
you're probably right. My digestive system works like a clock and my shits are perfects most of the times. I guess is a combo between a good diet and good luck.

Do you think its possible to be in a relationship where each partner is equal in everyday life, but in the bedroom they take turns domming and subbing?

i really want to be a subby bottom but I do occaisionally wonder what powerbottoming or even topping would be like...

>>5158557
>>5158541
I wish our daily lives and jobs would allow us to have a perfect diet... Sometimes there's no time to properly eat, and sometimes there's no time to properly shit. Sigh.

>>5158568
can you just not flip flop?

>>5158568
I find it boring to always play the same role in the bedroom. Sometimes I feel dom, others I feel sub. Sometimes I want to top, others I want to bottom.

I think a relationship where there's variety is healthier and more fun.

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>>5158570

just grab a bag of trailmix or nuts and eat it throughout the day

its not that hard

>>5158581

and that works okay?
it doesnt create any cognitive dissonance?

>>5158570
Typical excuses from a lazy fatty faggot.

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>>5158595
It does not.

I'm closeted and there's a gay guy in one of my classes (high school) who is seriously 10/10. How do I come out to everyone without being all faggy about it I want his dick.

>>5158595
I think that mentally sound grown ups are able to distinguish between life roles and bedroom roles.

>>5158602

thats basically a vagina tbqh

>>5158605

ask him if he wants to grab coffee sometime, he'll know what you mean.

>>5158607

Eh... most of the tops ive met have been a wee bit insecure and sociopathic.

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daily reminder that it's all for nothing

>>5158602
>tfw sp will never post his baratiddies

:)

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>>5158611

Wrong! I cant wait to pick up painting, it seems like a really fun hobby!

I wanna paint until i die!

>>5158615
>muh bara
Stop it you autist

>>5158610
I'm in high school people don't do that.

>>5158611
Another fellow nihilist.

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>>5158615

>>5158610
>most of the tops ive met have been a wee bit insecure and sociopathic

that's why I specificied that mentally sound guys won't have a problem. A sociopath is not mentally sound.

Also, we're all different. Some guys don't like to top, some don't like to bottom. Not a matter of roles, but a matter of what physically feels better for them. A top guy can be sub, and a bottom can be dom.

>>5156869
Men who uphold the moral values of the sanctity of love are monogamous.
You, sadly, won't find love aside from a cheap fuck.

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>>5158624
ask him to go do drugs or whatever you young people do nowadays

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>>5158629
sure, I'll get closer to you then bae

>>5158639
Idk if he does anything, but I don't do anything. I don't even use any form of social media. That's part of the problem probably.

>>5158626
not a necessarily nihilistic outlook, rather a realistic one

to say "everything is meaningless" is nihilism

>>5158026
Get rekt, normie

>>5158624

yes they do

Source: Am in high school

or you could ask if he wanted to catch the new X movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjWCZB08UW0


Feminist songs really piss me off.
They always paint guys to be straight douchebags.

>>5158629
>disgusting faggot
>husband
Kek sodomites think their "marriage" is real

>>5158646
Not in the mood to play with semantics right now, m8.

>>5158250
Cool dude, lose the africa necklace

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>>5158643

>>5158661
more like sementics, am i right faggotron

>>5158650
I feel like movie would be best. But he's intimidating to be around since he's so hot. He's an actual 10/10, he looks like a movie star. I personally think I'm above average, but I'm definitely not as hot as he is. I have a lot of girls who want my dick, but idk how much that indicates.

>>5158611
>tfw joining Navy for piloting
It's literally the only thing keeping me going

>>5158667
<3

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>>5158656
The federal government and all state governments by supreme law obey the fact that all same sex marriages are completely legal and contract bound.

>you = retard

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>>5158663
you can't stop me, teddy

>>5158615
SP doesn't have any baratiddies, he only has moobs since he doesn't lift.

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>>5158690

>>5158669

G O
F O R
I T

>>5158712
The truth hurts SP.

>>5158719
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

>>5158678
>muh husband
>muh government approves my lifestyle to eat feces from my sodomy partner SP
Some governments allows paedophilia that doest make it right
Me:1
You:0

>>5158724
;_;

>>5158690
doesn't sp bench like 260lbs?

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>>5158738
240lbs, but close enough.

>>5158714
For now I've just been talking to him a little each day. He sits behind me.

>>5158662
Will do.

>>5158724

i really hope your kink level is high
and you and jupp do sexual things
together in public, in his car, etc.
jupp needs a car BJ

>>5158745
>240lbs
>claims to not have baratiddies

you're either lying about not having baratiddies or your bench statistics

shame on you

anyone ever been fisted?

>>5158745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOjVjc5vJ6I

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>>5158748
>implying jupp is the top

>>5158757
I never lie.
>>5158763
Sometimes.

>>5158254
As long as you've got a dick and aren't afraid to use it, you're good.

>>5158759
yes

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>>5158767
>daddyprotagonist
>bottom

choose one

>>5158769
How was it.
>>5158774
The first one. One day.

>>5158769
would you care to elaborate on this, maybe greentext?

Good morning, /gaygen/
I'm going to spend the rest of the year trying to find some way to turn my halloween costume into a normal outfit.. minus all the leaves.
How's the rest of gaygen doing this unashamedly hungover morning?
Or, uh, early afternoon, whatever.

>>5158780
meh
>>5158785
There's not much to elaborate about it but ok
>sexy time with guy
>fool around, make out, get horny
>blow each other for a while
>after sucking my dick he goes down
>rimming for days
>lube lube lube
>insert finger 1
>insert finger 2
>insert finger 3
>insert finger 4
>hole starts feeling way too streched
>slowly starts clinching fingers
>hurt like shit but also feels good
>thumb is still outside
>starts pushing his fist into me
>gets most of it in, including thumb now
>Feels like I'm going to piss myself
>After a while it stops feeling good and it just hurts
>He takes fists off
>Fucks me
>Ass proceeds to hurt for a week

wouldn't do it again desu

>>5158799
I'm hating myself because I should've studying but I don't want to study so I'm just procrastinating.

>Ok. Time to study now
>*Spends two hours trying to gameshark Flare Star into Beatrix's skillset in a FFIX ISO*

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the guy next door
Picture this, we were both butt-naked, banging on the bathroom floor

How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

new thread:
>>5158821
>>5158821
>>5158821

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrD-OYuEkyY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn7lRokzHzc