MTFG: transwoman general

my
peenus
weenus
of
course
haha

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What's the best job for a super introvert who has nothing to her name but a few skittish jobs and a bachelors degree in bullshit?

I'm thinking data entry but there's a wall on how much money they can make.

gross edition tbqh tbh fam

>>5142098
THERE WAS ONE IMAGE LEFT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5142114
Calm your mosquito tits anon.

>>5142098
Now I wish I could fence best mj

I bet he moonwalks during his retreats

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>>5142120
that among other things

do you think MJ was on hrt and binded his chest?

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YOOOO should I!?

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>>5142126
no
i think he just had low T

>>5142126
It'd be easier to just not eat much and get tons of surgery.

>>5142112
Make your own website

You just need to know how to code (or a friend who does) and a good idea

>>5142138
Absolutely.

>>5142142
>low T
>pedo
he would have fit in perfectly at r9k

>>5142138
Yes

>>5142138
ez money

>>5142138
>$200
I'll do it if you don't

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>>5142151
michael jackson is not a pedo, gtfo

Why make a pedophile general?

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>>5142158
>4chan

>>5142112
Sell your body?

>>5142146
dude ate normally all the time, micheal jordan (I think?) or some other celebrity had dinner with him once and he got his personal chef to cook whatever they wanted, and the chef brought micheal out a bucket of fried chicken so it was probably a regular occurance of micheal eating maybe once a day or every other day just a bunch of fried chicken if his chef knew exactly what to bring him

>>5142157
I know, it was a character assassination because he was a nationalist and had turned white so they figured he must be a nazi, but nobody would believe that so they had to make him a weirdo who touches kids

>>5142112
Sock salesman

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>>5142184
exactly
eaxactly
and he was fucking with the nation of islam HEAVY those last few years
he just liked the company of young ppl bc he never got to be a kid himself

>ate a lot lately
>think maybe I've actually gained some weight
>weigh myself
>lost half a pound
;~;

>>5142185
That's no way for a lady of good breeding to talk.

>doing plot missions in DOMO
>whittle down plot bosses with poisons while running around them so they're never close enough to hit me
D P S
P
S O L O

>>5142175
That requires talking to people.

>>5142185
I don't know how this would be able to work.

>>5142147
Sounds like a decent idea but all of my ideas revolve hands on work that I don't have much experience with.

>>5142184
>>5142194
That's why the freak settled out of court for over 20 million.
He din du nuffin, as usual.

>>5142138
Yes. Meet in a public space, with a friend for backup, make sure he gives you $200 and then you give him the socks and leave without saying anything else. Easy money.

Are there any trannies in Maryland/DC around here? I've never met someone who's trans in real life and don't want to go to some LGBT support center or other bullshit like that. I'm not looking for a friend or anything stupid just want to see meet someone with a similar past and idk w/e tranny do together get coffee or something.

>>5142205
then steal somebody elses idea before they have a claim/patent to it

edison that shit if you have to

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>>5142212
ur so mad
>>5142215
there are alot of ppl on the east coast i know for sure

>>5142212
>settled out of court
>him being cleared and not guilty of any charges wasnt broadcasted worldwide the day it happened
were you even born then?

>>5142194
>he just liked the company of young ppl bc he never got to be a kid himself
i wonder how many people would believe a weird as fuck, non-famous person if they were accused of touching kids

>>5142225
That's what people keep saying, yet....

I'm stuck in my college bubble with college friends and no access to queers/fags/trannies.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVACUjHn6yU

>>5142232
>college
>no queers
I don't understand.

>>5142197
>a lady of good breeding
Ha! I have no pedigree.

>>5142213
I reeeeaaalllyyyy don't want to meet him face to face. I'm going to see what he says about all that if he even responds.

>>5142215
I'll be in at Inner Harbor in Baltimore all Thanksgiving week. Let's make a date. I'll be in "boy mode" though because I'm visiting my mom. Idk how you'd feel about that.

>>5142232
>>5142238
This. Especially in Baltimore/DC

>>5142229
I guess you get what you pay for? A free get out of jail card for measly 20 mil.

>>5142230
*if they were accused of touching kids and that was their defense

michael jackson is a girl

>>5142238
I mean there's a gay club, but those are just gay people. There aren't any trans people at my college, as far as I know, granted its not like I'm looking for them and I'm not advertising my trans history.

>>5142241
I'm going home to Massachusetts from Nov 22 - Nov 28. Will you be there on the 21st/29th at all?

>>5142248
Judging by your picture in the last thread I don't think you need to advertise.

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>>5142230>>5142245
idk
i dont think that was his defense
MJ was kind of naive so he didn't really expect ppl to take advantage of him
>>5142232
well have you reached out online?
i know that people here are in the area you just may need to travel a little bit
but if you're near a college campus there is definately LGBT stuff around you may need to put more work into finding it is all
>>5142246
no

>>5142256
Oh wow what terrible luck. My flight tickets are 22nd and 27th

i have glowsticks!

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>tfw no boobs
>tfw no effortlessly female body
>tfw shitty flat man chest

the time for suicide is now

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what a fucking fetishist retard

>>5142260
lol, maybe not, I get hit on by guys, not just at frat parties where guys are drunk. I also haven't been misgendered or had anyone call me a dude/guy in over a year soooo... lol. Don't really care/count what a scared anon says that is too in the closet to post a pic of themselves :P

>>5142264
At this point I am not sure if you are trolling or you are that socially inept. Do you rant about this weirdo to people in your life or is your stupidity reserved only to 4chan?

>>5142270
ohyeah???

>>5142264
>no
yes

she thought she could be more fabulous than janet one day and she was

>>5142276
>tfw kayla is the only trip I know of that lives even remotely near me
being west coast is suffering

>>5142267
lol, that is shitty luck, haha

>>5142282
mhm

>>5142286
>tfw mountain coast, a timezone only I live in

>>5142279
Why is that without fail everyone who claims they look great and passes effortlessly is a giant tranny-face hon and everyone who bitches and moans about not passing is hot and looks female?

See, e.g., Moap, StonedMiku, and this hon on one hand, and people like rawr and Kayla on the other.

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>>5142271
There's always implants anon! Don't do anything rash.
They might not look so good on your wide frame but it's better than nothing.

>>5142288
There are some other girls close by you that you might be able to get with. Don't sweat it.

>>5142286
>tfw the trip nearest to me was an asshole who tried to dick everyone within two nearest states

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>>5142295

>>5142295
That girl needs to do some squats.

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>>5142281
>baaaahhhbaaaahhhhbahhhhhh
>>5142283
Mike is a god, Janet is the Queen
but MJ wasn't trans
he was androgynous male
maybe gender queen at best
but he was never overly feminine, just childish at times
>>5142286
where are you? there's a number of us on the westcoast
>>5142290
show me pls
but im gonna get off of here so

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>>5142271
Triggered.

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>>5142295
a) that has to be shopped
b) the rest of her body is amazing and I am jelly and will never look like that

>>5142286
>tfw no trips within 3 hours of me
You think you got it bad move to Alberta ;~;

>>5142303
Oregon, south of portland

>>5142302
her body is perfection tho?

>>5142303
Guess that answers my question.

>>5142279
you are obviously british because you wouldn't pass around here but you could in that inbred island of yours

you look like a regular dude who went overboard with makeup
also stop unnaturally lifting your eyebrows to make your deep set eyes look bigger, brah

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>>5142312
It's not. It's some asian pornstar.

>>5142294
lol I don't claim to look great or pass effortlessly. Just saying what my experience has been. Your still in the closet and probably not on hormones yet so you don't understand that tbqh most people just honestly don't give a fuck about you and your problems or life. Most people don't spend half a minute of their day trying to clock you or w/e. People are like, oh that looks generally like a girl, girl, oh that looks generally like a guy, guy. My boyfriends friends who are in the navy and all trump supporters either don't give a shit about me being trans and really don't care at all (these guys are trump supporters) or they just don't know because i look female enough that they're like oh that looks kinda like a girl, sounds like a girl, my friend is dating her, not going to doubt it. Like get out of the closet and off 4chan anon, and you'll see the world is far far less harsh then you think it is. lol

>>5142321
I don't think so. Her breasts are too big compared to the rest of her body. It reminds me of poorly drawn fetish art. She would really benefit from wider hips and thicker thighs.

>>5142320
>>5142320
oh
i live way south of u in CA
but
there are or were a bunch of ppl in the portland area

>>5142325
lmao i don't even have any make up on, i never even wear make up, gg, nice try though :P

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Ban anons tbh fam

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>>5142330
This is literally me irl so I don't know what you're on about hon. :P

>>5142303
oh
well i dont want to glow them just yet...

>>5142319
Calgary mtfg meetup at 8pm? I think I could get there by then.

>>5142345
i dont believe it
>>5142344
stop avatar fagging please

>>5142345
haha nice internet pic, i hope you can get on hormones soon :D maybe before you turn 30

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>tfw your mom gives you some of her cothes
>try them on
>they actually fit my frame which is femine and small but still larger than an average girl's
>check myself in the mirror
>look positively dashing
>mfw

>>5142303
sorry but you don't understand michael's troubled soul

she was a woman through and through and you are just ignorant of her identity so stop misgendering her in case you don't want to taste your own medicine, sir

Huh, I'm like 5mo post-op and a clot just came out me cunny after dilating. I thought that stuff all came out already.

>>5142345
Is that the same girl from the thread where people said she had wonky eyes?

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>>5142345
>save pic from passing thread a month ago
>lol guys this is totally me xD
pretty creepy tbqh, you're probaby a transbian who faps thinking you look like her

>>5142365
get out shrimp dick

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My bobs hurt

>>5142351
I have school tomorrow ;~;

>>5142363
who did you go to? I have my date with suporn next summer :o

>>5142335
oh, okay :(

>>5142344
no >_<

>>5142365
says the chaser who said he would leave like fifty times and hasnt and apparently doesnt even have internet right now

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>>5142354
I don't reply to anons

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>girls have long midfaces too you bigit :^)

>>5142351
does this mean I have to get dressed

>>5142377
but you just did

What should I draw

>>5142365
>Pretending to be maki

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>>5142363
>a clot just came out me cunny after dilating

>>5142379
It would mean I have to fly from out of province so let's not.

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>>5142378
>that picture
>lol, maybe not, I get hit on by guys, not just at frat parties where guys are drunk. I also haven't been misgendered or had anyone call me a dude/guy in over a year soooo... lol

>>5142363
>cunny
can we all agree to stop using the words cunny and clitty they're gross agp and chaser terms and make me feel queasy

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>>5142383

>>5142363
>and a clot just came out me cunny after dilating
There's my dose of body horror for today and tomorrow.

>>5142383
Draw jormy as a confused anime girl like in her images

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transbian prank gone wrong 2015

>>5142422
That's kind of funny.

>>5142415
yeah nobody has ever bled out of a vagina before
the use of the word
>cunny
made me more disgusted tbqh

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>tfw no qt bf to be lewd with

;_;

>>5142396
can we stop calling biological women cringy tumblr terms like cis and start calling them gg (genetic girls)?

>>5142286
west coast represent

>>5142434
But this isn't vaginal bleeding. This is a clump of hardened blood made by making sure that a wound in the muscle wall will never heal properly.

>>5142435
iktf like you will never know, you have a chance of getting both before you are 30
if I'm lucky I will have srs before 40

>>5142443
Why fix something that isn't broken just cause you are triggered. They were words before tumblr

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>i'll never be a woman unless i have a surgical axe wound right now

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>>5142422

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>>5142464
>tfw the picture I wanna post will get me banned here

>>5142443
ez gg, ff at 20 fam.

>>5142422
gonna need an edit of this /w me and Aife tbh~

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>>5142380
He's just desperate for attention because the popular trips ignore him.

>>5142430
it's funny becuz it's true

>>5142435
and you deserve it

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>>5142443
>gg
>not cringy

>>5142485
why not just call them girls...

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>>5142473
>wanting to make out with aife
Even for transbians you have bad taste...

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>>5142443

>>5142474
makes sense

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>>5142489
Talk about a blast from the past.

>>5142489
Aife is literally perfect though

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>>5142488
Because by that logic we wouldn't be girls and that is death

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>>5142467
>she wasn't le tiny 3.14 anime gurl so not attractive for my taste and I, a big man with caveman facial features, got scared
comedy gold

>>5142504
Well you are not.
A vast and terrible gulf separates you from girls.

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>>5142459
>>5142485
>wanting to use cringy cis over gg
I spy with my little eye and sjw from tumblr!

Why turn you vagina into a penis if it's not broken? lol

>>5142465
pic related - some tranny tagged this train by my house with this.

>>5142443
Hung angels general. It fits you perfectly, guys.

>>5142502
intersex people really have no taste in trannies

>>5142506
that was autistic but funny :DDDD

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>>5142502
Yeah if you like Swedish heavy metal guitarists.

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>>5142507

>>5142497
no you don't deserve jack shit
this is the typical male mentality thinking that you deserve something when you don't

>>5142396
I've heard more cis women refer to their genitals as "cunny" than I have agps, sissies or chasers. Clitty sure, but that's because they refer to their penises as that.

Plus I just think it's kinda funny, the word cunny.

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>>5142506
Looks like Jocelyn has bad self esteem today. Like every other day. I wonder why that is?

bring back hair metal tbh

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>>5142509
That's actually funny, in a terrible, soul-crushingly desperate way

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bby u wanna fug :D

kissu on the libs :D

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>>5142513
tumblr.com fits you perfectly.

>>5142527
>this is the typical male mentality thinking that you deserve something when you don't
*typical entitled cis-white male mentality

>>5142517
I have good taste in people, if you got to know her a bit you'd see she's wonderful :<

>>5142504
I mean or you could just say that gg are girls and tg are girls... not sure why there's a need to distinguish tbh, people are just people

>>5142506
>>5142533
>clash of the megahons, directed by steven spielberg

>>5142396
I already made that pact with myself but I'll join you in your crusade

>>5142553
OHHH GODDDD STEVEN SPIELBERGGG???

>gr0ss

>>5142548
Not that anon but her Internet persona leaves a lot to be desired. Especially when she starts foaming at the mouth after seeing something disagreeable.

>>5142560
it's directed by jews so it must be good

the film academy would agree with me

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>>5142548
The story of Aife
>trolls a ton as anon but nobody respects her so she goes trip
>trolls a ton as trip and still nobody respects her and she gets banned
>goes back to anon and trolling
>comes back to trip and acts like a totally different person faking niceness
The end.

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>>5142543

>>5142454
>This is a clump of hardened blood made by making sure that a wound in the muscle wall will never heal properly.

It wasn't caused by dilating. Dilating doesn't cause bleeding or tearing unless you have like granulation. It's just simply old blood from when I had the surgery that finally came loose, hon. :)

>>5142552
But not all humans are people

>>5142533
that pink haired guy is jocelyn?
i thought she was cute?

>>5142578
no? besides rapists, murderers and anons i think all humans are people. right?

>>5142582
>i thought she was cute?
Abusing angles and photoshop like most trannys it's the only way they look good. Ask Kayla.

>>5142544
>Implying you're not a retard with a retarded meme.
Get real.

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>>5142564
you forgot to mention the gleam of murdering rage in her mass murderer eyes

>>5142592
>>5142593
I am surprised although i shouldn't be
who is actually attractive without angles?

>>5142587
Not to me

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>>5142543
>>5142573

>>5142564
>muh internet persona
She's not one of those is she?

>>5142600
who else doesn't get people status?

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>>5142598
>who is actually attractive without angles?

>>5142592
>>5142598
angles really are tranny's best friend

>>5142598
Dollface can look good with any angle and without photoshop but her trick is using a lot of makeup. Without any makeup on she looks terrible.

>>5142572
shes not faking though, shes lovely tbh, give her a break.

>>5142598
>tfw ugly regardless but somehow pass
I RLLY need ffs

fun fact: my butt is attractive without angles but not my face

>>5142622
I believe you on the face, but demand proof of the butt.

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I'm going to my girlfriend's office party tomorrow, which means I have to hang out in a Starbucks for like, the whole working day, but I'm actually happy because that means I get to get out of the house for a whole day

>>5142628
>tfw squandered my chance to hang out with moko before she left philly

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>>5142614

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>>5142598
Momiji

>>5142628
>girlfriend
get out reee

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ha hormones and fixing hair are working !
yesterday got picked up by a police unit into their car because they thought i was some run-away from home girl, then today i cammed with bunch of peeps and they thought i was a cute girl.
only thing is that webcam peeps didnt see my 6'1'' hockey player body.

feels good and super unreal though!

>>5142628
Speaking of starbucks, how terrible is it if I kinda want to try a pumpkin spice latte? Also, enjoy the party!!

>>5142621
there are ugly women
so yeah you are ugly as fuck, but you do pass, you look like an ugly chick

>>5142640
good for you!

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>>5142633
what a shame, because moko may never again grace the City of Brotherly Love with her glorious presence

>>5142639
sorry 4 bein a bisex

>>5142642
PSLs are actually delicious imho

>>5142640
>hockey player
What position do you play?

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>>5142406
>>5142413
>>5142421
thank

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>>5142651
vasen pakki >:D
in english it would be like left.. "defender"?
Also used to play bball too but didnt do too good.

>>5142644
Thanks ! I so dont pass yet at all of the times and such but never actually believed i could pass after starting hormones.. before hormones it was just wishful dreaming with perfect images.

who's scared of the big bad hon?

>>5142643
yeah, it works, like I'm free to live my life and be recognized as I'd like in regards to gender stuff,
I'd still RLLY like ffs tho on like my brow and chin and jaw and like pretty much everything basically,
more than anything tho I'd just like to be healthy, I need to rlly get on looking into that surgery thing

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>>5142664
that is pretty much the best drawing of jormy that there will ever be ever

>>5142668
That looks Finnish, but it doesn't translate to goalie so I'm skeptical. I think we actually talked hockey before.

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>>5142664

>>5142680
Thank you, I have no idea what she looks like so I winged it,

>>5142668
>Hockey
Let's go Tampa Bay Lightning.

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>>5142681
last time i talked about hockey here it was most likely in summer or before that .
Remember talking about it to someone though!

>>5142668
How come you don't pass already? You are Finnish which means you have fortunate Asian genes already.

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>>5142642
as someone who normally hates coffee, it's actually pretty good

>>5142668
hormones are downright magical sometimes

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>>5142664
that jormy's bit is killing me

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>>5142693
>>5142694
when you are man faced and 185cm tall..
yup maybe not so easy :"D still scared that my boyfriend gets tired of my man face in the morning when my hair isnt on the way.

everything is possible though C:

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>>5142687
for comparison, this is jormy IRL

>>5142708
post the recent one without the bangs, total guy mode jormy with agp.

>>5142703
you have a boyfriend?

what's he like??

>>5142703
>185cm
Seems like you have been tainted with inferior Swedish genes. Oh well better try next life.

>>5142708
If only you did something about those eyebrows, then even I wouldn't be able to discern that you have a cock.

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/peep-show-season-9-gets-release-date-final-series-to-begin-on-channel-4-in-november-a6710501.html

IT'S HAPPENING

>>5142138
Abso-fucking-lutely.

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why is jormy pretending to be me?

>>5142718
>sees luscious gypsy eyebrows
>doesn't see adam's apple
your trandar must be broken

>>5142722
wants to be a cute anime grill like u :^DDDD

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>>5142714
>>5142715
oooor sami or russian genes, big mixed bowl of everything ehe D:

my boyfriend is.. umm nice and loving, not a chaser since we had it going before he knew about my situation, supportive too but reaaallyy clingy.
Physically he is average and handsome C:

>>5142725
thanks for pointing out the Adam's apple, evidently it is completely busted.

>>5142731
what do you look like

>>5142184
It wasn't even as conspiratorial as that, the tabloids just latched onto him like a trend and destroyed him to sell copies. Really awful shit.

Worst part is they learnt from the autopsy he had progressive vitiligo, and the one glove was to hide that it had spread to his arm and hand. He dyed his skin white so that he wouldn't have a blotchy face etc.

I mean, nowadays it's seen as 'cool' and 'brave' to show it off but back then it would have ruined his image.

And it's now believed that his testicles were damaged during early adolescence by his father routinely beating him, affecting his physical and mental development and basically making him a child-like eunuch. They also reckon he was drawn to acting more child-like because his father saw him as having greater potential for fame then, and the abuse only ramped up once he started losing that selling point and becoming a teen. It's a fucking sad story.

>>5142731
luckyyyy...
>tfw no bf/gf to wake up to.

>>5142731
>but reaaallyy clingy.
>but
ayy fug u

time to smoke some weed

It's times like these I'm excited that I'm only 163cm.
And then I realize my manface ruins it all.

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>>5142735
"cute lesbian with long hair or super femme boy"
i think the lesbian part comes from the way i like to dress for public ( not too pushy ) a little lalalily style. Sorry lily.

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>>5142745

>>5142751
sick burn tbh
lalalily status: owned

>>5142755
>perez hilton
oh shit, it's fucking tru.

wait wats goin on here tho

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>>5142745

>>5142763
my boyfriend wants to make frozen pizza and i told him to get fresh pizza from the local place but he doesn't want to

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>>5142725
I've seen cis girls with a more noticeable adams apple then that, at least as it is in pic

>>5142766
break up with him

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>>5142766
that is soooo terrible, i mean frozen pizza... who would eat that m i right?!

>>5142766
this is unnacepptable

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So idk if you remember I mentioned my friend buying a corset for me on ebay a couple of months ago? Turns out she wants to keep it for herself but I can borrow it from time to time. y/n? pretty much impossible for me to lace it up myself, probably need one with buckles or some shit but idk it looks pretty good to me?
couldn't choose one pic so here's a bunch

>>5142767
Yeah for sure, my cousin had a huge one that helped him pass before he went on T. After that I don't really put much emphasis on it

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also I got bored and did this
WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO WITH MY HAIR???
I think I need to get bangs but idk what to do with the rest because it's always so shapeless and unkempt no matter how I get it cut

>>5142435
Just teleport to the finish line :^)

>>5142774
but a proper one for yourself instead of a chinese one with no boning

>>5142780
start laser sessions already

>>5142774
oh and I also meant to ask, wrt the bottom row of pics, is getting a ponytail hon behaviour y/n? would it suit me?
I'm so aspergers I have no idea what hair or clothes looks good on me

>>5142780
I'd worry about the facial hair first tbqh (to be quite honest) fam.

>>5142784
>I'm so aspergers I have no idea what hair or clothes looks good on me
try men's.

>>5142783
after trying both I honestly prefer electrolysis

>>5142783
I DON'T HAVE THE FUCKING MONEY FOR LASER REEEEEEEEEEEE
also this one does have boning, idk if it's steel though
I have no frame of reference for what counts as a good corset (other than being steel-boned) so idk what to buy
I mean really it's my upper ribcage that needs to change, anyway, not my lower ribcage

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while every tranny takes her hormones i cut myself and think of suicide until i fall sleep

>>5142787
this

facial hair is the biggest giveaway against passing

>>5142780
Great fashion taste. Just get done your chin done. You'll look fine.

>>5142784
tbh it will look nice from an angle. but depends how you style. Very rare to see a mtf pull off a ponytail that early in transition. I wouldn't do it.
>>5142780

I sorta like bottom middle and top 2nd one.

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>>5142760

>>5142793
you dont have to pay for the sessions all at once, get them individually

>>5142787
Is it really that noticeable? I used a trimmer on closest setting, don't tell me I should razor shave I've had that conversation too many times today already, just ask the other trips. I thought if anything's noticeable in those pics it's my gigantic, long, thick, squarish jaw

>>5142791
haha very witty anon!
[spoiler]no I'm really bad at putting together guymode outfits too actually, I look just as autistic[/spoiler]

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>>5142766
Break
up
with
HIM

>>5142803
the hair is noticeable and your jaw but maybe try focusing on hair and saving up. It will probably be the first and most crucial step.

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>>5142803
>Is it really that noticeable

>>5142794
why not both?

>>5142799
yeah I try and clip it like the top 2nd one when I'm at home 'cause it keeps it out of my face when I'm eating, and that way the parents can't bitch about it looking girly *that* much 'cause it's for a reason. but I'm shit at coordination so I always do it so poorly it only stays in for about 2 mins at a time. can't go out like it.

I like bottom middle too and it'd hide the corners of my jaw, but problem is it's literally identical to the last hairstyle (of ~6 years) of my best friend and former crush so I think she'd be more than a little creeped out by it, I already look like enough of a weirdo as it is

>>5142802
I have literally £300 to last me until Jan 20.

>>5142803
The hair only accentuates the jaw.
And yes, you very clearly have a shadow in your pic. Since you can't do much about your jaw, make a concerted effort to trim your facial hair back.

you're fat

>>5142824
i prefer the term body-positive thankyouverymuch

>>5142825
well that's just stupid, how would you get a suporn vag if you did that?

>>5142784
just try different clothes and see how they look on you, and decide if you like the style

look of fashion magazines/what you see on other women for ideas

just like must women do

>>5142794
be careful anon, at least before you leave a scar that prevents you from wearing cute clothes because you need to cover it up

it kept me from wearing camis this summer, which was torture

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>>5142825
I want to cut my boobs off so I can be a boy again

oink oink oink that's what you should be saying pig

>>5142824
i know :(((((((((((((((

>>5142821
you shouldn't be creeped out... it's not like you are intentionally trying to be her. Plus that is a popular mtf haircut because it hides the unpleasant aspects.

>>5142828
suporn uses the ball sack to create the vaginal canal but everything else is needed as well so fair call

>>5142825
fetishistic desire to have a vajayjay is off the limit in this post

>>5142832
Scars don't need to stop you. I had a few on display all summer long.

>>5142833
i just see one

>>5142824
AEWEWEWEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH ;w;

>>5142833
why dont you just get srs and ffs?
arent you and your family rich?

>>5142833
I'm going to diddle you now

>>5142850
>Suporn is WAY THE FUCK OVERPRICED
he is literally cheaper than anyone else

>>5142846
gf said no
>>5142849
>tfw never been penetrated

>>5142860
>gf said no
your gf is ridiculously bad for you and it upsets me that you are still with her

>>5142850
>Suporn is WAY THE FUCK OVERPRICED, that fucking money grubbing jew.
17k plus flights

23 years old and i still dont get into hormones
why even live
also im poor and brown

>>5142863
you leave faye alone, he is a strong, independent, man that needs no woman

>>5142870
where do you live anon?

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God I just discovered Bonnie McKee.

Sorry fam I like pop and girls. I am the scum of this earth.

>>5142850
>I don't have any fetishes
Boring. Since on 4chan, I've even developed some kind of agp.
>inb4 implying it isn't what pushed you to transition.

>>5142875
theres nothhing wrong with that. its okay.

>>5142875
OMG
really anon?? i loooooooove bonnie, i'm glad she left the label and has been doing her own thing. i've been waiting for her LP for 5ever

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>>5142868
>17k plus flights
Thanks for reminding me.

>>5142860
>girlfriend controlling your life decisions
jesus, that's pathetic. You might as well live as a guy for her too.

>>5142832
yeah I have all kinds of different clothes but I have no quality control filter, not to mention I always feel shit about how I look
so it's not easy for me to tell what works and what doesn't. while I was home over the summer we went out for dinner this one time and my mum got actually teary and upset when I came downstairs because of how badly I was dressed. I am literally autistic.

>>5142839
I know but she might think that, regardless of what I say
pretty much every person who's been attracted to her in the past has been a rapey mofo so I kind of want to avoid that vibe if I can

>>5142860
well, you know, tell her to fuck off
this isn't about her

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>>5142868
thats like 25k AUD

>>5142868
trip on, lily

>>5142863
Sorry, I hardly know you, but this. A very very firm THIS. Everything I read by you seems to stem from her controlling you.

>>5142893
Faye is a pathological liar

>>5142873
Marry a Canadian and get dat brassard pussy

>>5142894
I know how you can earn that 17k
.
.
.
baby

>>5142904
Kayla I'm gonna emigrate to Canada and then I'll marry you and we'll get free vaginas and have transbian babies

>>5142886
If you can get coverage from a non-shit state, there is supposedly an okay doctor in Chicago.

Otherwise I'm sorry :(

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>>5142884
I still love your music Bethany.

>>5142885
I'm just getting into her. I love her style, it's what I want to go for. That old vintage American style modernised into a more alternative look.

>>5142904
What, a dude... marry a Canadian dude... you aren't limited to the girls on here and I thought you weren't a transbian even if it means getting a vag?

>>5142910
Teleport to the finish line

>>5142910
I think you know what I talking about ;3c

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>>5142909
>implyinnngggg

>>5142894
This isn't going to make you feel better but I've been fulltime for a year starting in November. I went in like a reverse order. Hormones came toward the end which is why it seems like it happened so fast. Clothes, make up, posture, mannerisms, voice came first.

It may have been a mistake but idk. I'm alive I guess.

>>5142907
I'm in Alabama. I have blue cross blue shield though. I haven't even tried looking into getting covered for it because I'm fairly certain the answer is "LOL NO".

I was very surprised half of my HRT is covered and if I pay more than 200$ a year (which I will) they'll refund me.

>>5142909
yaaah
i like that one take Xmas video she did
the song with the workout video is not as good, hhaha

>>5142922
lmao that bitch needs to buy a rhyming dictionary

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Hi MTFG! Today is my birthday~ I also helped hand out Halloween candy with my sorority sisters as Pearl!

>>5142928
oh?

>>5142922
booboo, you are, like, um, uh, like so not poppunk, like omg

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>>5142932

>>5142922
that teeshrt though
anne, i need that
>>5142928
rhyimg is so passè i prefer good poetry to rhymes

>>5142932
happy birthyday fam.

:DDD

>>5142939
lol wtf?

>>5142937
i have transcended pop punk tbh

>>5142940
yeah me too

>>5142941
why the fuck did i say "birthyday"

>>5142927
>that workout videoclip

God I am so gay but she's really hot.

>>5142922
How's the band goin'?

>>5142932
post butt

>>5142932
get out non binary tumblr scum. I don't know how you got into a sorority if you're not even a woman.

>>5142951
no im pure

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>>5142931
Just do it baby

>>5142949
i told em to fuck off cos they were all a bunch of skeezy two-timing fucks

>>5142816
because i dont hate myself that much.

>>5142832
>implying i will ever wear girls clothes

>>5142949
she is gorgeous!!!
i want her body tbh she looks great
>>5142947
where do we cop


also..........i think i might have to sing tomorrow @____@

>>5142947
smh fam wtf omg bbq #@cuhrayzeeness

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>>5142598
>>5142803

>>5142959
is that the funeral thing you were talking about?

i was gonna make a joke but i think it would be bad because its a funeral and all

>>5142964
very next level type teas if im being totally honest with you
which i am btw

>>5142954
I said show me your butt you slut!

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tfw you see Germaine Greer and Kirsty Wark in an interview on the BBC talking about "men" "feeling" like women and keep getting everything wrong from a medical perspective and this is what the public sees and bases their opinion of trans people on.

Why can't they get it right it's pretty simple really?

>>5142923
iirc insurance can't not cover trans-related treatments, if they can be justified as medically necessary

>>5142969
yaaaaa
i cant remember if i had told u or not
make the joke, lol it was......my mom's aunt? who i never actually met? and she was like 101 or something?
so yahhh
haha
>>5142972
the squeaky wheel gets the oil

>>5142954
>>5142971
>>5142951
if there's anything that /sug/ has taught me is that all pearls should have cute butts

>>5142971
creeper/trannibal pls go

>>5142972
UGH that's why I'd rather be stealth than announce I'm trans.

>>5142961
I got clocked a lot, like a lot, but yeah I got two jobs wearing a skirt. Idk if I made it through by white liberal guilt or what.

I know it was harder for you but you pass now. Don't worry about it. You look better than me and you always will.

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>>5142971