"Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will

>>35181320
But what will my dear AK think?

>>35181320
THIS IS MY RIFLE THIS IS MY GUUUN

mine's called Sofia

>>35181366
This is for fighting, this is for fun!

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I named my M4 Battle Hymn of the Republic because I'm a fan of froufrou names.

>>35181357
It's going to think, "gee, I wish I could hit that target 450m away as reliably as that m14."

>>35181320
FMJ is the reason I had to get an M1A

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>implying

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>>35181434
Worth It? I look up prices and then I look at my bank account and I start to sweat.

>>35181464
LEWD!

>>35181468
I saved up slowly over time

lol I'm 30 now and have wanted one since I was 12

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>tfw no M14 cutie to snuggle with at night

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>>35181430
>take m1a to range
>ping top steel at 425yds
>mfw muh ears hears the glory

So we're all just ignoring that OP posted airshit?

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>>35181509
I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling anon!

>>35181430
What if I told you that I could do that.
With my AK.
And my FAL.

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>>35181320
Can I name mine "Astolfo?"

>>35181509
/k/ is basically an airshit board anyway.

>>35181565
What if I told you that I could do that.
With my marlin 60
and my 1911

>>35181596
I can do it obscure Egyptian shit and a fucking Tokerev, provided I have surplus ammo for the Tok.

>>35181596
>>35181565
What if I told you I could do that?
With my supersoaker
And my nerf blaster

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>>35181627
ill buy the nerf but you're full of shit telling me that super soaker will do better than a good 35 yards

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>>35181320
Why is the tip orange. Are you posting airshit, OP?

>>35181645
Only with mods and those new match grade darts they're peddling.
The super soaker is BS though.

>>35181723
>not free floating your super soaker
>not using ultra king super match grade distilled dasani brand 180gr FMJBT water

why are you even on /k/

>>35181468
>This is for fighting, this is for fun!
No. Save up for an LRB, SEI, or even a Fulton.

>>35181763
This tbqh

>>35181418
kay best animerican

I lick her Panty Stain...

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>>35181701
You thought it was airshit, but...

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M14 is a comfy gun.

>>35181320
Sergeant,Youbest magically shit forth a Garand and I might believe you. But this.."thing"? Give me a M1903, lest I call my Uncle Paul .

>>35181866
i think you used a little too much grease

>>35181701
And the watermark says Airsoft Megastore

>>35181320
>"Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful!"

Sir I name my rifle Peig Sayers Sir

(/k won't get this but peig makes people want to die as soon as they see it)