Why do people talk so much shit about the British armed forces?

never really see too much shit talking about the brit military.

matter of fact the only military forces i ever see get shit on constantly here are muhreens and the french

>>35162944
and the Russians, because they kind of deserve it

>>35162934
Their budget is shit and they are thieves but I enjoyed working with the brits, they are aggressive but disciplined.

>>35162963
Lies

Russia stronk

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Their navy has less firepower than a coast guard, their tank industry is dead, their veterans are spit on by crowds of muslims at Heathrow.

>>35163104
Yes, I surely believe everything you just said.

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>>35163104

>>35162934
>bongs at our base doing training
>at the base bar
>talking about going to thailand on holiday to fuck trannies to have a proper fuck.

Cool guys but the unit there never heard of french dips so they all ordered some

>>35162988

There is only one thief in the British army. Everyone else is trying to get their stuff back.

>>35163195
I learned that the hard way, during phase 1 people stole my underwear in the first week because I did not write my name on it in permanent ink.

>>35162934
Why are there two guys at the back dressed completely differently?

>>35163272
you are blind as fuck if you think those marines are the only completely different people

>>35163202
shouldn't they be KNICKERS in your ALAN WICKERS m8?

>>35163195
In Iraq, Squadies stole anything that wasn't nailed down. The only things that was safe to leave out unsupervised were MREs.

>>35163104
>navy
Yep it's fucked at the moment.
>tank industry
Eh not much to do really, we've got some new Armoured Recce coming in with the whole fleet of old CVR(T) being replaced with this new "AJAX" fleet.
>Muslims spitting at Heathrow
While London is a shithole (it fucking reeks) this did not happen.

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>>35162934
Why do people talk so much shit about the X armed forces?
> The Israelis are over-glorified kikes. They would be squashed into a puddle of blood and piss if faced against anybody other than useless Arabs
> Stupid Amerifats. Probably would've lost to Saddam if not for air support
> Drunk Russkis can't fight once they run out of vodka. And that's only if their equipment will work in the first place
> If everything in Chinkland is a knockoff, than they must also fight like knockoffs of proper soldiers.

Everybody gets the shit. Welcome to /k/, git out.

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>>35163382
This, what nation's military get's a free pass on /k/?

>>35163425
Rhodies

>>35163442
They lost didn't they?

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>>35163442
They're not really a nation anymore, but I concede the point.

>>35163425
Rhodesia

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>>35163442
Understandable; every rule has an exception. Though I guess people would still shit on them if the country survived. They died heroes.

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>>35163425
Probably small meme places. Ones who aren't notable enough to have an opinion on.

>>35162988

It's part of the special relationship. We're like your little waifu.

Thank of all your decent 7.62mm, WP grenades, utensils and spare AAA battaries as our shared account.

>>35163425
whats wrong with that man

>>35162934
They're being invaded and have done nothing to stop it.

>>35163575
>Le 56% face

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>>35163425
San Marino

>>35162934
Mostly because they are the arm of a stupid police state that thinks 1984 is an instruction manual. And now are paying for it with massive budget cuts that are dismantling their military.

That's the thing about socialist countries that don't think citizen rights matter, it negatively impacts the country's productivity and creativity and causes the brightest to fuck off to better postures.

Its just such a shame to see what happened to the Brits and the Aussies for that matter. Hell if they just had their guns back for their civies then it wouldn't be so bad.

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>>35164181
>their civies

>>35163312
et bongarong now m8

>>35164181
>Let me tell you about your country

>>35164181
What absolute horseshit

>>35164181
It's amazing what people will believe when they read tabloid headlines and take them entirely seriously.

>>35162934
Because they're a shitty Euro army that thinks they're not a shitty Euro army. Fuckers couldn't even handle Basra, and needed the U.S. to ferry them around A-stan and provide them CAS....which they promptly call in on their own positions, and then blame the pilots.

They're a joke.

>>35164986
>American friendly fire isn't friendly fire, it must be the fault of the people who were shot

>>35163322
That's not thieving, that's *procurement*.
Also stealth and survival training, that's why the MREs were left.

>>35162934
>punching above their weight
yes

and that's not necessarily a good thing.

>>35162934
I served along side some royal marines innadesert and found then to be tough, professional, disciplined, and reliable. They were every bit as good as my soldiers, we saw them as equals. The leaf platoon on the other hand.....

>>35165584
>oops my map reading
>call in CAS to attack my position
>die
STUPID AMERICANS FRIENDLY FIRE REEEEE

>>35163195
That guy is in the US Army as well

>>35164986
the Brits themselves did fine in Basra, it was their politicians that cucked them.

t. spent 15 months in Basra

>>35166083
And Marines

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>>35163172
*G*O*L*D*

>>35166119
Cheers Abdul.

>>35163341
yeah, spitting didn't happen. fucking stabbing to death did happen though.

>>35166119
>invasion ends
>britcucks stop wearing helmets because reasons
>get blown the fuck up by Haj
>start wearing helmets again

They're clowns.

>>35164141
No shit they get a free pass when all your soldiers are M.Bison nobody wants to get Head Pressed.