You're walking on base and this man grabs your gf's

Beat the kike.

>>35159364
Puke spaghetti all over myself.

>>35159364
Form a committee of bar patrons and tell bartender we refuse to drink with this man. The same way all the NCO's banded together to say they wouldn't deploy with the man.

>>35159364
>we salute the rank not the man

Have my girlfriend file suit, act as witness. Get paid

I grab Rachel and Monica's asses. That'll show him.

PIVOT!

Revoke his weekend pass.

Pity the man. He might have been too rigid, but the BoB portrayal was borderline character assassination at the end of the day, if he'd gone soft then they would have eventually died because of it.
Not to mention any incompetence on his part. he paid for by spending nearly 20 years of his life blind and bedridden until he starved to death in state custody.

>>35159364
Salute the ass, not the asshole.

>>35159364
inform him that my gfs ass is US property

>>35159364
Grab his ass.

>>35159364
When I think of the mods on here I think of that faggot.

>>35159364
>mfw no one told me life was gonna be this way

>>35159575
Then you'll have to charge me for destruction of government property.

>>35159364
>Lieutenant Opie thinks this is his girlfriends ass!
>That is incorrect Lieutenant, your weekend pass is canceled.
>This is United States Army property

>>35159618
O I am laffin boyo

Is that Ross from friends?

>>35159364
Slap a star of david on his kike ass and send him off to die of typhus in a labor camp.

>>35159832
No that's Joey.

>>35159954
That's Chandler faggot.

>>35159399
>not impregnating Rachael and hiring a prostitute to seduce him so he'll fuck up Rachael's name at their wedding

>>35160015
Never really liked Rachel, or Phoebe, Monica was my girl.

>>35159550
Jesus what happened to him, did he lose the Job challenge?

>>35160028
True but it'd be more emotionally damaging if after all those seasons he fucks up yet another engagement and is cucked

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>>35159364

>/k/
>base
>girlfriend

tell him to cut that fence and get this *goddamn* platoon on the move

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>>35159550
holy shit just read up on this, poor bastard

>>35159928
David Schwimmer is actually not Jewish.
Literally no Jewish heritage at all.

>>35160099

Jesus.

>In 1970, Sobel shot himself in the head with a small-caliber pistol.[10] The bullet entered his left temple, passed behind his eyes, and exited out the other side of his head. This severed his optic nerves and left him blind.[10] He was later moved to a VA assisted living facility in Waukegan, Illinois. He resided there for his last seventeen years until his death due to malnutrition on 30 September 1987.[11][10] No services were held for him after his death.[10]

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>>35161240

>>35159364
I Rape Him!

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>>35159364
Salute GF and wish his luck in their marriage. I only exclusively date stripper just for these rare opportunities.

>>35159364
Salute the man, not the rank.

>>35160033

He tried to an hero and severed his optical nerves in the process

>>35159389
Happy someone said it

>>35159364
>What do you do?
shoot myself with a .22 because memes, severing my optic nerves but not killing me, and die 20 years later because even my caretakers forgot about me, and then have no funeral

he looks like a fucking sunken grape, lmao. the 82nd wasn't even a real airbone wing. what would he do against a 4th. para? besides, dude's like a hundred today. i'd probably send him to a nursing home or smth.

>>35162246

Isn't that the other way around? Or am I missing the joke

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>>35160319
>Literally no Jewish heritage at all
https://www.jewishtampa.com/jews-in-the-news/jews-in-the-news-andy-samberg-jesse-eisenberg-and-david-schwimmer

>>35159364
clap clap clap

>>35162647
What does Jewish heritage have to do with anything

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>>35159364
humiliate him

>>35159550
The guy was a WW2 McClellan

>>35159364
IS THERE A PROBLEM CAPTAIN SOBEL

>>35159364
>What do you do?
Blouse that motherfucker's trousers.

>>35159364

>Girlfriend
That's funny.

>>35159364
Laugh like hell while watching her kick his ass.

>>35159379
100% my words

>>35159364
nothing, it's fine, we took a break

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>>35162684
>>35162647

>>35159399
>fafanapoly
Send him photos of your 3way with his ex and her girlfriend with a stuffed monkey in the background

>>35161240
>9mm from a trophy Luger
>not .45 from a 1911

>>35161240
fuck, so for 17 years he wasn't able to find a way to successfully kill himself?
what an awful existence that must have been
shit if a guy doesn't want to live anymore. he should have the option to end it

Polish my jump wings

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>>35161240
>>35160099

fucking hell

>>35159364
That's a can of peaches, sir

I hereby no longer wish to serve as a non-commissioned officer in easy company

>>35159364
I am stunned that I am not the only one who can see her.

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>>35159389
lmao fuck that

>>35159364
Inform him that it's government property and ask him if he thought he'd get away with it. Then tell him to cut a fence in my best colonel impression.

>implying I have a gf for him to grab

>>35159832
>>35159954
>>35159970
You are all idiots, can't you even recognise Seinfeld?

>>35161240

The fact he didn't manage to off himself means he either made peace with himself after a failed suicide attempt (it happens) Or he also received some form of brain damage other than blindness.

Anyway, fucking awful

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>>35159597

>>35159379
>>35164233
You aren't beating anything but your meat

>>35159364
Go on a break from your girlfriend

>>35168994
is a vienna sausage really made of meat tho?

>>35162617
An age old question anon

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>>35159364

I fuck his sister in front of him.

Change my orders and run Currahee.

>>35159364
Tell him F R I E N D S was an awful TV show.

>>35159364

Eat his turkey sandwich then fuck his Sister.

>>35159550
>, if he'd gone soft then they would have eventually died because of it.

This comes up in a conversation later in the series.

>>35159364
Smash him with my cock.

Progressively leave cans of peaches around the base for him to find

>>35172716
The moist maker would be what set him off. But only eat half of it and throw it in the trash.