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>be me >get told the movie the accountant is pretty good

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>be me
>get told the movie the accountant is pretty good
>go see the movie despite doubts
>Ben Affleck is literally autistic in this movie
>TismSpectrum.JPEG
>Ben Autistic is essentially an assassin
>I'm now watching a movie about an autistic oper8r even comes with His own autistic version of Q/Jarvis/Grimsdottr
>legitimately give the movie about a 9/10
>Affleck's version of autistic Bourne Identity
Okay which one of you /k/ommandos went and made this fucking movie there is no way this wasn't made by one of you fuckers
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>Afleck shoots some guard with the sniper rifle of another guard he's incapacitated
>"It pulls to the left. You should consider using a calibre with a superior ballistic coefficient."
>Pulls out a Barrett .50 cal
>The whole time he's been shooting at a house that was no more than 50m away

That final action scene was full of bullcrap. It was also stupid when Afleck just abandoned his cover to start walking in the open while engaging guards with his M4. Looks cool but is tactically stupid, so an autismo like him never would have done it.
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>>35154602
don't get out much do you?
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>>35154602
Multiple people told me I remind them of his character in the movie; mixed feels.
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>>35154711
In general? More than I'd like, film wise? No I've been dead to cinema for a little while.
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>>35154697
>start walking out of cover
>realize there are still guards
>too late, I've already started walking
>too awkward to turn around and return to cover
>pretend I meant to do it the whole time
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>>35154776
Was Bernthal the superior oper8r in this movie? I'm so lost now
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>>35154697
Mild Autism detected
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>>35154602
So did anyone else feel like this movie was literally Affleck saying "well Damon got to play a genius in a movie so I want to play a genius in a movie"
>the scene where he's writing out the the finance info for the company was pretty much the same scene of Damon doing the math equations in good will hunting.
"Damon got to be an assassin so I want to be an assassin"
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>>35154776
Holy shit kek.
>Get shot by guard
>Don't want to be that guy and keep walking towards them and shooting
>Shot again
>Hurts like a bitch but I don't want them knowing I'm a pussy
>Shoot guards dead
>Walk up to one of them
>"How...are you not....dead?"
>Don't know how to respond, spaghetti everywhere
>"Y-y-y-you too"
>Some hot sluts saw the whole thing and are laughing at me
You faggots said being an assassin would be cool
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>>35154787
That character did a glaring act of stupidity as well.

>"I am the leader of a small but potent private military company"
>Some accountant we were contracted to snuff has killed like 6 of my guys
>I will deal with this "accountant" myself
>I will not, under any circumstances, look at a picture of his face before meeting him in person

He could have had his contract holder to get him an image of Affleck from the security cameras and he would have immediately recognised him. It's kind of dumb that he never once got a picture of a person he was trying to kill.
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>>35154907

> have to snipe someone
> target at loud party
> imagine the dead silence following the shot
> spaghetti falls out of pockets
> decide to shoot them in the leg
> screams of pain followed by the crowd screaming
> go for headshot now that it isn't silent

You faggots said being a Sniper would be cool
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>>35154955
I loved how in the movie every picture that the feds had of him his face was always facing away from the fucking camera too like he immediately knew the placement of all the street/traffic/security cameras and was able to always be in a situation where he never had to face any of them
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>>35154602
Literal weaponized autism
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