alright guys. Let's have ourselves a spoop thread. greentexts,

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:12:41 Post No. 35117041 [Report]

alright guys. Let's have ourselves a spoop thread. greentexts, pasta, and images all welcome. Starting off with something that I still dont get
>be me
>22 years old
>its 19:30 or so
>taking a shit
>hear people talking outside
>wipe quickly and pull up pants
>hear gun cock in next room
>realize I left my backup gun on a counter visible from the window
>NOPECON ONE:INNITIATED
>silently slip into bedroom next to bathroom and grab AR
>hear gunshot
>peek out with gun at ready
>see my backup piece floating
>MOTHERFUCKING FLOATING
>its waving stramgely around like whoevers in charge doesnt quite understand how to control it
>Throw cedar at it because injun
>it.. worked? wtf?
>call medicine man. he says to bless the house with sweetgrass, bless all guns in the house with cedar ash, and whatever ammo was in the firearm in question
hasn't happened since but ive had other wierd shit happen here onnarez

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:17:14 Post No.35117076
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:17:14 Post No.35117076 [Report]

The navajo nation is a strange place for a non plains Indian to be living

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:50:28 Post No.35117372
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>working af flea mall
>closing time
>gotta walk the store and make sure no darkies are hiding
>fuck around clearing the long aisles and other maze-like turns because fuck it I'm the only one here
>halfway through
>hear some weird ass high pitched voice
>silence
>hear it again and follow it to a bigass wood chest
>big enough to fit a small person or child in for sure
>had been like 45 minutes since the store closed and nobody called in a missing kid
>prepare for some niglet trying to hide away and steal shit
>open the chest
>flashing lights and demonic screeching erupt from inside
>draw and fire until empty
>step back and wait before looking inside again
>the chest is filled with fucking furbies
>an unholy amount of furbies with several now full of holes
>clean up and clock out
>telling coworkers next morning
>hearty keks all around
>someone asks what set off the first one in the closed chest
>mfw the little shits are motion activated

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:57:39 Post No.35117434
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I enjoy these threads a bit.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 07:44:23 Post No.35117856
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>be me
>hiking innadesert in the evening
>hear distorted voices
>work lever on marlin
>continue walk
>hear coyotes seemingly chattering with voices
>reach down and disable safety on pistol
>walk home faster
>sounds continue until about 150m then they all go dead silent
every fucking time