>Nerf guns now have giggle switches WHERE WAS THIS SHIT

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>>35111711
>mfw this gets banned in California

It's just plain stupid.

>>35111711
On the rich shit's pellet gun.

>>35111711
It's because the people making nerf guns now are late gen X/early gen Y'ers. Check out the modern super-soakers while you're at it. I would've killed for that shit as a kid.

They lack the power older Nerf guns did.

Older water blasters were the shit too. Nowadays its all weak crap.

>>35114061
That's what mods are for anon! The weak shit is because of "safety concerns" and "lawsuits".

>>35114061
>They lack the power older Nerf guns did.
That's totally fucking false
ever since the elite range, the average FPS has been 70-75FPS
With the Rivals line, they're like 100FPS average.

>>35111711
>full giggle, burst giggle, semi giggle
>no safety
>every mode is for kill

>>35111711
The toy store should have waiting periods "for paperwork to clear" when the kids buy these. So when they grow up they remember their bad experience with buying a Nerf gun they move to have the NFA repealed.

>>35114328
>let's make things extra bad
>maybe that would encourage people to make it not so bad
sounds like the plot of some feel-good bullshit super hero movie.

>>35111811
>non-outlined text is the cancer killing image macros

>>35114139
no the weak shit is for "made in China" and "low manufacturing costs"

What the fuck is left for Nerf to add?

We've got fun switches, rails, detachable box mags, optics, revolvers, lever actions, underbarrel grenade launchers, bolt actions, belt-fed, drum-fed, tripod mounted HMGs...

What ELSE could they possibly add? A rocket propelled dart?

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>>35114536
Full mechanized warfare line. Nerf drones that shoot darts and can be shot by them, faster moving darts altogether

Eventually direct analogs to real life weapons, including compact battery powered repeating dart guns. Finally they could extrapolate on their "Water ball" guns that shoot little balls of water like bullets. That shit could have gone places

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>>35114561
Artillery!

>>35114536
probably gonna finish out the rival line with gimickshit, but thats a given
a better version of whatever the fuck their m60 was called would be nice.
something like a nerf LAW would be cool as shit too.

>>35114561
>Nerf field cannons
>Nerf tanks
>Nerf portable mortars that launch the nerf footballs
>Nerf medium machine guns made to be carried by three people
>Nerf tanks
>Nerf warships
>Nerf fighter planes
>Nerf bombers
>Nerf attack helicopters
>Nerf recoiless rifles
>All out modern Nerf warfare

>>35114647
>ywn take part in a NERF WWII reenactment

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>>35114655
Never say never anon... maybe our fellow /k/ommandos can combine their autism and organize a Nerf war on a scale never before seen.

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>>35114372
Happy?

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>>35114647
For when you want to soak the Japs out of their bunkers

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>>35114699
I'm never happy

>>35111711
wtf i had an automatic nerf gun when i was a kid

it loaded from the top and the magazine would get drawn downwards and it was double stacked, sorta like the basterd gun in metro 2033

>>35114699
Yes thank you

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>>35115378
The mag-strike? Yeah, but
a) air power means pumping the shit out of it to get a good burst, plus if you pop the bladder you're fucked.
b) only 10 round clips. Not mags, clips.

>>35114061
What's it like being retarded?
90s blasters were firing larger darts but only at 50-60 FPS. 00s blasters fire smaller darts at the same. 2012 and later blasters fire the same small darts but at 70-80 FPS. New RIVAL blasters fire small balls at 100+ FPS.

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>>35114567
>a better version of whatever the fuck their m60 was called would be nice.
The Vulcan?
It already exists, made by the offbrand Dart Zone. It's called the Enforcer/Dartstorm (slightly different models) and it hits 90 FPS out of the box with 40 round belts that are way more compact than the incredibly bulky Vulcan ones.
Don't be a Hasbro cuck, the Nerf gun of your dreams already exists if you're willing to open your eyes to the wonders of offbrands.

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>>35117809
nostalgia blinds the old fudds

>>35114565
Does this count?
https://youtu.be/3yc3fAC5vOI

Well, doesn't buzzbee also make a nerf
gun that has a thermal sight? I think it's called the thermal hunter or something like that. I heard it also has a rail adapter so you can fit the thermal sight on to Hasbro made nerf guns.

>>35114673
>the treads are darts
beautiful

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>>35118010
Yup. Though """thermal sight""" is a bit of a stretch, it's a red dot with a heat sensor on the front.

However, nerf now makes a legit infrared night sight for some reason: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Nerf-Modulus-Day-Night-Zoom-Scope/828917649?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&adid=22222222228101795548&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=217454265008&wl4=pla-350194991942&wl5=9060159&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=online&wl12=828917649&wl13=&veh=sem

>>35117809
cute kid. that has more to do with dart design and shape. an xbow still kicks the shit out of everything with stefans and brass

>>35118401
For fuck's sake you can crop that to https://www.walmart.com/ip/Nerf-Modulus-Day-Night-Zoom-Scope/828917649, there is no need to shit that entire line of text out Kevin

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>tfw we will never have water guns like this again

>>35118545
>Mattel owns all the CPS patents
>Hasjew obviously never going to pay for those patents
I didn't need this feel, jackass.

>>35118401
I never did get why nerf needed a shit infrared sight that doesn't even have an optical zoom, it's just digital zoom. It's damn close to 70$, it's a waste desu

>>35118545
Holy fuck, I used to have that one. It was heavy as shit for me as a kid but it was amazing.

>>35114561
>>35114565
>>35114647
Nerf Nuke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUbqbpBX1Us

>>35118545
>>35118670
I think I still have mine in the garage somewhere. Gotta show them young snots how we use to have watergun wars back in the day.

>>35118545
classism to children is who had the biggest super soaker

>>35118776
Or the coolest bike or the best (tasting) lunch or the most recent game console or...

>>35111711
The kids don't really need full auto nerf guns. A good spring powered gun lets them realize that every shot counts and makes them take their time.

>>35118837
i didnt think nerf fudds were a thing until now.

>>35118887

there where also those kids that though that you didn't need a full auto or semi auto nerf gun (usually the ones that couldn't afford them) and they usually used pump action

>>35115378
One of my friends had one. Used a pressurized air chamber, right? Cool as fuck, and a ridiculous rate of fire, but took forever to pump up.

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>>35114536
Gunpowder propellant

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>>35114536
>nerf gyrojet

soon

>>35114647
>modern Nerf warfare
Modnerfare

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>tfw nerf AT launcher

>>35115273
>that pic

mein nigger

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>>35114536
Neerf nuuke

>>35114536
BAN ASSAULT NERF

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>>35115273

I gots me a NEEEERRRF NUUUUKKE

>>35114647
>Nerf portable mortars that launch the nerf footballs
That would be very simple to home brew.

>>35114647
>nerf airburst
>nerf anti-vehicle mines
>nerf nerve gas
>nerf kinetic bombardment
>nerf exoskeletons
>nerf nanomachines
>nerf dirty bomb

The future is nerf

>>35122847
Nerf IEDs when?

>>35122905
Just rig a car airbag in a cardboard box on the side of the road and fill the top of the box with Nerf darts.

>>35122311
god I miss them

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>>35115280
I know that feel bro

>>35122905
Nerf ICBMs when?

>>35116589
garunteed nerf-death in front of whatever you shot at though. I saw some guy had his HPA tapped and had extra clips, shit was wild.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF-h-FqF7oo

>>35118440
Yeah and and a drain blaster with a pvc barrel put on beats the shit out of an xbow, your point?

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>>35124519
>Badass custom built death dealer
>rebelle sidearm
kek

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>>35124578
Whatever works I guess.

>>35118545
CPS 2000 IS THE BEST SUPER SOAKER

>>35124578
Rebelle shells are comfy, like the old dart tag ones except in aesthetic colors

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>>35124586
Truth, though honourable mention to this little room-broom.

>>35122847
> not nerf gas
you had one job. . .

Doesn't someone make squirt guns with magazines now? I swear I saw them somewhere.

>>35124833
I have a faux 1911 squirtgun with box mags. Not terribly effective, but cool as fuck and they drop free if you hit the release while they're half full.

>>35124586

Why not the 3000 with its fucking backpack