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>>35100226
>no way this is true

It is. I don't know why, but it is. I'm not out of shape either. As a kid I was always on the skinny side so I blamed my weakness on that, but now I have no excuse other than that I'm a piece of shit. It's a basic and ultimately useless exercise but it is beyond my abilities.

>>35100666
Situps are worse than alternative exercises but they aren't useless. Core strength is extremely important and being unable to do a single situp is a big problem.

>>35100666
How much do you weigh?

>>35100751
155 at 5'9"

>>35100740
Before last week when I started looking into enlisting I had completely forgotten that I couldn't do a situp because it has been so long since I even tried. I had been doing other core exercises instead. I did find I can do a decline situp though, so maybe I just need to keep doing those until I can do a real one

>>35100784
>>35100666
This si not a joke but you seriously need to get medical help. I have never heard of someone not being able to do a single situp. Thats like saying you cant walk 20 yards. You seriously might have a medical problem dude.

Do they actually measure body fat for Army BCT or only if you are over your weight?

>>35100935
Only if you don't meet weight standards.

Can anyone give me the quick rundown on HUMINT and 68W?

Anyone know what happens if you get a seal contract then get med rolled from BUD/s? Navy just shove you wherever the fuck they need a warm body without regard for your preferences/ability?

>>35101013
Ah gotcha, they usually weigh you before the hotel then on ship date?

>>35101073
I hope you enjoy Nuclear

>>35101107
???
This is 100% wrong, dpnt ever post here again
>>35101073
Needs of the navy, 99% chance youre gonna go undes though. Basically its a nightmare and youre a slave.

>>35101060
Bump because I leave for 68W soon.

>>35101079
>>35100935
Yeah you'll go through MEPS, they will weigh you, and ship pretty quickly after.
I was always taped for weight in the army, The weight they wanted me at was not possible with my build.

>>35101158
You're shipping for 68W and you need a quick rundown on the MOS????? I think you did things out of order, friend.

>>35101158
If you mean the process, I only know through my medic friends. But its basic, then AIT. Pretty sure you'll end up using your first years time off for christmas exodus where trainees are sent home around the holidays. Then head to a unit after AIT

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>>35101117
>Be Navy
>Open SEALs program for everyone with the caveat that if you fail you're 4 years a slave
>This year you have over 600 applicants
>Set up a Pre-Buds tryout because holyshit that's alota slaves
>"Okay Men, 10k lets go"
>Navy Gains 550 Slaves
fucking genius

>>35101171
I'm a different guy than who asked originally. I don't need a rundown, I was just curious what people what people with experience with had to say. I am basically piggy backing off the other commenter to scavenge more info

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>>35101192
there is no doubt that option 40, budy entry and 18x are set up for that purpose, but so what I agree with it. If youre so stupid you sign up for one of those and youre some dumb cod kid who isnt ready then you deserve to get fucked. Reap what you sow.

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>>35101192

>getting ready for CCT contract by getting into better shape than the PAST requires
>mfw people don't do this in other programs and just try to wing it

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>>35101209
>mfw my Quick scope skills fail me at the 10k

>>35101283
>a weeb becomes a CCT
Nice soon even SOF will have weebs operating

>>35101362
comeon weebs can't be operators

>>35101362
>>35101382

I've known some weeb-as-fuck SOF. Channeled autism adapts fantastically well to the military.

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>>35101398
How does one... channel this autism?

>>35101435
Just like the guy in your pic

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>>35100616
Daily reminder to:
>NEVER go MP, SecFor, or Man-At-Arms in the active component
>Unless of course you love swiping cards and saluting in a shack for days at a time or responding to drunken domestic violence incidents at 0400.

Daily Reminder to:
>ALWAYS never have had any medical records when you go to MEPs
>Unless of course you love being a civvie who ruined their chances to make something of themselves because they failed to realize that MEPs only has what you give them and they'd rather you not give them anything.

>>35101523
What are you talking about? I don't have a medical record, I don't have any record of that time I went to the hospital because I got a Batman figurine stuck in my rectum. Can I go to BUDs now?

Got my ticket to France boys for december
Wish me luck in the FFL

>>35101117
Just remember you are weak to Nazi types now, but are strong against snail, and frog types.

>>35101192
delete this

>>35101637
can you explain what this means cause i have no idea

>>35101398
What SOF did they belong too?

>>35100877
I'm 160 and 6'0 and I can't do a single situp

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>>35101795

>>35101209
option 40 is the best option because at least you won't go needs of the Army.

>>35101795
160 what? fucking kilos?

>>35101843
pounds

>>35101795
>>35101853
i dont believe you, seriously you have to be lying. Is this a meme?
>>35101824
99% sure this sint guaranteed. They used to say the same thing about 18x guys cause they have infantry and airborne trianing as well so youd think theyd go infantry but that has been proven false. Nearly positive you still get needs of the army dick

>>35101856
should i upload a video?

>>35101864
yes because i seriously dont believe you. In fact its borderline insane. Im dead serious you need to go see a doctor dude.

>>35101856
no, with Op 40 you keep your OG MOS if you fail RASP. No guarantee you're going to an airborne unit, though.

>>35101907
Youre 100% sure?
If so why is it different for 18x then?

>>35101864
Yes

>>35101602

luck

>>35101864
please do.

>>35101864
>>35101884
>>35101938
https://streamable.com/l105f

>>35101923
I think it's because Option 40 can be attached to a wide range of MOSs, while 18x is just 18x.
If you fail at any point in the 18x pipeline, it's like you failed basic and AIT for any other MOS. With Op 40, you already completed basic and your AIT for whatever job you chose.

>>35101923
>18X
>puts you in pipeline for a specific MOS if you pass
>Don't have that MOS if you fuck up

>Op 40
>Puts you in a pipeline for a specific unit if you pass
>Still have MOS if you fuck up

>>35101362

>Behold the power of my stand!
>It's an F-35 that I'm going targeting for!

>>35102130
"My STAND, Thunder!"

/meg/ is four months enough time to go from 0 push ups to 30 in a minute?

>>35102178

Depends on why 0.

Is it possible to try out for marsoc at the end of my 4 years and just not go active again if I dont make it?

>>35102202
nope.

>>35102193
Because I can currently do like one proper form push up. How strict are they when it comes to form for the tests?

>>35102153
>>35102130
>>35101283
>weeb
>watches kobosuba
>CCT
You're gonna be doing a cringy megumin-tier chant when calling for an air strike arent you?

>>35102235

Very strict.

1 is not zero. I was wondering if it was because you were obese, or just had rail thin arms, or simply had yet to start developing proportionate upper body strength. If you don't have some debilitating thing going on with you then it may be possible to get up to 20, but idk about 30 unless you really dig.

IM SO FUCKING FAT

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>>35102241

>>35101795
I'm a Gay T-Rex and I can't do a pullup

>>35102256

I become a degenerate alcoholic for a year due to reasons. Started at a healthy 205 with lots of lean muscle (I'm 6'3). I ballooned up to ~278. I'm am down to 225 and am back to running 3 miles without dying. You can work it off. You can get back into shape.

For increasing pushups, is it better to grease the groove (do a set amount of pushups every hour every day) or follow a program like 100 pushups? I was doing them every day for a couple weeks with no noticeable improvement so I've switched over to 100 pushups on the advice of an anon and it feels weird not to be doing pushups at least every day.

>>35102300

I do push ups and sit ups five times a day at three hour intervals. Whatever my starting number is when I wake up, three hours later, then before lunch, then in the afternoon, then in the evening before dinner. I increase that number over time.

>>35102300
I did a 2 minute set to failure every 2 hours for 8 sets in a day. I gained 2 push ups per day, it's not that complicated.

>>35102300
As a beginner you must allow your body time to heal the muscle fibers after exercise

>>35100616
>Long hard school

I got a 99% on the ASVAB and enlisted as a nuke EM. The first year was decent. 6 months of A school and 6 months of Power school. I graduated in the top half of my class. Then I failed out in Prototype. The 6 months of Prototype kicked my fucking ass. Prototype is not a school. There are no classes. There are no teachers. It is a library in a nuclear power plant. You sit in a tiny cubicle and memorize training manuals 14 hours a day. Then you are quizzed on the material. That's not even the worst part.

The worst part is you live on a rotating shift schedule. One "training week" you are on day shift. The next "training week" you are on mid shift. The next "training week" you are on night shift. Then it repeats. It's a schedule designed to make you sleep deprived. Notice how I said "training week". It's not a real week. One "training week" is you work 5 days, then have 1 day off. Then you work 6 days, then have two days off. Then you work 7 days straight, then have three days off. Just imagine a schedule invented by a fucking sadist.

I use to keep two alarm clocks and a calendar by my bed. Often I would wake up in the middle of the day in a panic. I’d grab my calendar and figure out if I was late for work or not. They say, "Prototype is not a filter. It's a pump.” Bullshit. I was filtered. So was 25% of my EM class. The class before me had one suicide and one car accident. The guy in the car accident died crashing into someone's living room. It's obvious to me he fell asleep at the wheel because of the retarded schedule.

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>>35101985
You can have your arms in the front dude.
Anyway what does it feel like? Do you have tightness in your hips? low back? Describe it.
>>35102005
But the majority of opt40 guys are 11b right? same as 18x? havent they both side by side gone trough OSUT and airborne?
>>35102050
this is not true and you dont know what youre talkinga bout. 18x dont get assigned MOSs until much later. They are run of the mill 11b airborne guys until they hit Pre-sfas prep.
>>35102178
100% yes
>>35102300
its best to follow this program. Seriously

>>35102259
Kek been looking for that image

>>35102406

>But the majority of opt40 guys are 11b right?

No, most Rangers are not infantry. You have to remember that infantry is a tiny minority of the Army.

>this is not true and you dont know what youre talkinga bout. 18x dont get assigned MOSs until much later. They are run of the mill 11b airborne guys until they hit Pre-sfas prep.

That anon poorly explained it but he's basically correct. The reason 18X go "needs of the Army" is that they never get an MOS if they fail, since it's an MOS pipeline contract. Option 40 contracts are not for an MOS, just an additional school on top of whatever MOS the option was added to.

>>35102540
That seems like a retarded techinicallity though right? i mean i guess i get it but a guy with an 11b opt40 who fails rasp and an 18x who fails sfas have identical training up until that point as far as i know. Again I get it but man thats some paperwork jewery.

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>Filling out SF86 or whatever the version my recruiter have me is (I'm pre-MEPS)
>Asks me my height
>Driver's License says 6'0"
>Actually 5'11.25"
>This will show up at MEPS
>OPM will think I'm lying based on the DMV records if I tell the truth
>OPM will think I'm lying based on MEPS records if I stick with my cover height
>Lying on a clearance form is a felony
>Will go to prison and lose fun rights forever over one inch
>My whole life ruined over one fucking inch

>>35102581

>a guy with an 11b opt40 who fails rasp and an 18x who fails sfas have identical training up until that point as far as i know

Correct, but one has met their contractual obligation and one hasn't. Every contract has an obligation to become qualified in an MOS. 18X are contractually obligated to be successful in attaining an 18-series MOS, Option 40 are contractually obligated to be successful in attaining whatever their MOS is that the option is attached to.

>>35102587

OPM doesn't care about that shit. They won't even cross-reference. If they do, tell them the truth (that it depends on the scale/haircut/socks). The military rounds up at .5 inches anyways.

>>35102631
makes sense, amkes even more sense cause im sure the army set it up that way on purpose.

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I got shit to do, maybe later guys.
No malice.

What happens if you get an option 40 but your pt sucks when you get to RASP? Will they recycle you or just kick you out to a line unit?

I want to be a Ranger but I know my pt isn't good enough yet. But I want to join the Army asap.

>>35103412

See >>35101283

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>Ship delayed for a week because of hurricanes
I'M SO FUCKING BORED

>>35103412
So just get an option 4 ir whatever it is for airborne then.

>>35103456
That's my plan. I want to go to an airborne unit and keep working on my PT until I'm good enough for RASP.

>>35103412

You're a moron and will have no one to blame but yourself if you show up to Selection unprepared.

>>35103475
well sounds good whats the problem then?

>>35103412
if you can wait awhile I would do that and work on PT in the meantime. It'll be hard to go to RASP once you're in the Army, much harder than it is for new recruits. You can get to go to RASP, but it's mainly used as a reenlistment bonus.
You could also take a two year inf contract, work on PT during that time, and get a reenlistment bonus of airborne and RASP. The downside to that is you won't be in an airborne unit during that time.
>>35103430
mine only got delayed for 2 days.
but the system is showing it got moved up 3 days
wat.

>>35103494
It's just that like >>35103518 said I've heard multiple times that it's harder to go to RASP once you're already in the Army, and the only guaranteed way is to get an option 40 when you enlist. But if I'm not ready I'm not going to waste anyone's time. I'll find a way.

>>35103555
Are you really in that much of a rush? Why cant you wait to join until ready?

>>35102658
It's a /fit/ meme

>>35101523
>Man-At-Arms

we still have these? do we have pikemen too?

>>35103581
What if something happens in Syria or North Korea while I'm preparing for a contract? I'd rather be preparing from inside the Army. I'll be serving and have a chance to deploy.

>>35103626
buddy deploeyments arent going anywhere. Theres always another war right around the corner. plus SOF guys are always deploying. If i were you id take at elast 6 months to get in fantastic shape then sign up. make sure youre 100% ready and do it right the 1st time.

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>63 sit up in 2:00
>12:46 for 1.5 run
>1 pull up
>24 push up in 2:00

how the fuck do i recover from this

training for af pt

>>35103599
Navy MPs now, not what you'd think

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>Recruiter wants copy of driver's license and Social Security card
>Can't find my SocSec card
>Ordered new one online, but it's supposed to be up to 10 days plus time for review
>Want to enlist before new fiscal year in October when DLAB requirements for 35M go from 95 to 107
>just over 3 weeks to get new card, go to MEPS, test, swear in

Is there an alternate second ID I can use? Would my recruiter let me use a birth certificate copy instead?

>>35103642
>Theres always another war right around the corner
Not him, but I'm pretty skeptical about this.

>>35103647
are you a woman? see >>35102406
follow the running plan and use the same pushup plan for situps. Pulls ups do negatives.
>>35103703
Why did you order online? I went to the building and got a new one in 5 minutes.
>>35103720
You dont think therer will be one?

Anyone ever successfully apply for an Officer's slot after being med/psych/fraud'd out of enlistment basic after graduating down the line?


I'm helping my brother out, I think he was hit with a fraud (for some medical condition) and then given RE-8.

>>35103744

male 21 5'11" 200 lbs, endomorph big box body frame

ill try out that routine

>>35101599
>Can I go to BUDs now?

Is the figurine still in your rectum?

>>35103761
dont cope youre fucking fat and have almost no muscle. lose weight its that simple. You need to drop to at least 170 buddy.

>>35103703
Local Social Security office. Go there.

So I've finished meps. Scored 88 on ASVAB. Marine Corps btw. I qualify for 0400, 0800, 1800, 2100, 2300, 2800, 5900, 6000, 6100, 6200, 6300 ,6400, 6600, 7200. These are the jobs i qualify for and that are available. I have no idea what to pick. I want to pick a job that will be fun and give me a decent skill i can use when i get out. I really like building and putting stuff together like pc's, bikes, guns, etc. Any recommendations?

>>35103833
yep, grow a brain and walk your braindead ass over to the navy recruiter and become a GM or FC.

>>35102370
If I can only do 12 or so would it be better to follow the plan >>35102406 posted?

>>35103803
You'll still have to wait for your card in the mail but the SS office can give you some sort of official printout to use in the mean time which MEPS will accept.

So I lurked AirWarriors today and from what I can tell any given thread is either a circlejerk of in-jokes between currently serving members and veterans or telling new guys to use the search function/that they are a dope and to ask a recruiter.

How good is the site actually?

>>35102406
Can confirm Emi/Rin's push-up program is natty
Even cruising on the week 5 for a while is good
Went from ~30 to 40 in a month or so, maybe 5-8 sessions I remembered to do

I haven't tried the running program, but getting to 5k isn't bad, ran for my third time today in two months and hit 4k in 20:40-ish. Might have gone for more if time wasn't an issue.
Speaking of which, is that a slow time for endurance running? Got ~11:00 for the 2.4k/1.5mile, not combat arms if that matters

>>35103842
>>35103833
Im a Marine signing for 3451. I dont have the job yet but it sounds better than things in other branches.

>>35103959
>Financial Management Resource Analyst
You may actually get a good deal out of this yet. 4 years of finance experience and you can jump right to middle management in the private sector.

>>35103959
>Financial Management Resource Analyst
Youre joining the marines to balance peoples check books???
>>35103931
>Got ~11:00 for the 2.4k/1.5mile
i mean its no horrible but def nothing to be proud of. 10 aint bad at all and 9 is impressive. anything less than 9 is amazing.

>>35103976
Well id get a finance major/cfa and try to intern somewhere great.

Finance is constricting tho.. ur supposed to hop to actuary science since obamacare repeal failed.

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guys im scared. i smile a lot and laugh and im an awkward autist. am i gonna die at boot camp?

>>35104813
WHAT ARE YOU SMILING ABOUT, MAGGOT

>>35104874
That even if we all survive this, Death himself will claim us one by one at the end.

>>35103959
>>35103976

Enlisted finance is not a path to the white collar civilian finance sector.

>>35105388
I figured. Either way I need the fi bill/money and its better on the resume than janitor

>>35102130
fuckin kekt

>>35102384
LOL nigga they pumped my slackass thru back in 2005, that shit can only be easier now. Our section had 4 ETs, one tried to kill himself and another smonkt weed, so the remaining two had plenty of attention. Whatever tho, look at the bright side, your career will be a fuckton more pleasant as a non-nuc.

>>35104813
You'll be fit as fuck by the end of it, so there's that.

>>35103703
>October when DLAB requirements for 35M go from 95 to 107

Proofs?

My dlab score is 103 and 35m is my main pick , but i still have to find a active army recruiter and do my medical, questioning and enlistment.

>>35101478
Explain, I want to channel my autism but I have no clue how Chris did it

What qualifies for FAIRLY pussying out for a bit due to sickness during OCS or boot camp in regards to being sick? A fever (100+)? A deep hacking cough? Just the sniffles?

What do they do with you if you are sick?

>>35102406
Just feels like when you try to pull yourself up on a ledge but you aren't strong enough I guess. If I keep doing half situps like that will I eventually be able to do a full one?

>>35106436
Honestly dide this is a unique case cause ive seriously never heard of someone not being able to do one. The situp portion is supposed ot be the easiest part.
Try training your core with other methods.
Planks are great for this. Try holding crunches. Bicycles. Stuff like that.

>>35106415
They put you in sick call in the army but that's only if you let them know. Unless you're bleeding or very obviously dying, drill sergeants ain't gonna give a fuck. If you miss certain blocks of instruction or training while you're sick, they'll expect you to make it up- whether by recycling or finding time to do it after the fact

Expect zero pity as well

>>35106490
Now I'm embarrassed. I seem to be naturally bad at exercise in general. Planks seem like a good idea though.

>>35106514
Really? I'd figure if you have a 102 degree fever they wouldn't want you to make it worse by "manning up" like a macho dickhead and ending up even sicker.

I can understand making up missed time.

>no pity
But will they make me warm soup like mom does?

>>35106525
>macho dickhead
are you sure you want to join the military?

>>35106525
Basically how it went at OSUT for me was every morning during formation they'd ask for who needed to go to sick call, and you'd raise your hand. They don't really notice if you're sick or unwell unless you're very seriously in trouble or pain.

>>35106567
There's a difference between being a tough man and being a macho dickhead. A tough man would use a coat in winter so he can stay outside longer whereas a macho dickhead would refuse a coat because he thinks it makes him look weaker, then he catches hypothermia because he's an idiot.

>>35106577
Ok thanks.

>>35106597
A word to the wise: sick call is awful and it's a dangerous place for you mentally. You'll be surrounded by kids who have quit, are trying to quit, or who are hurt so badly that they're being discharged. They will all try to convince you to do the same. It spreads like a disease, especially during the first 3 or so weeks of bct. Try not to go there at all if you can. If you just have a cold or the shits or an upset stomach, don't go to sick call. Trust me on this

Whats /Meg/ opinión on the French Foreign Legión?
Anyone meet and ex-legionnaire?

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>>35103931
>Can confirm Emi/Rin's push-up program is natty
>Rin
>push-up

>>35106181
hold your hands up to the sky and ask all the autists in the world to give you their autism

do this for 90 minutes until there is a massive glowing ball of awkwardness above you

Hey I'm enlisting for coast guard and am DEPing in 1 week from now. When I handed in my contract prep thing I also signed some paperwork. I was just wondering if it was all good or if I was being lied to. So I'm enlisting as an ET and got a 93 on my ASVAB my recruiter told me that I could get a $10k signing bonus and guaranteed A School right after bootcamp. The $10k is to be given after completion of school, for the most part all of the papers looked in order and solid, but the one with the bonus listed it as a bonus for college credits prior to enlisting. All the hours of prior school were listed as 0, he told me not to worry about the wording on there as it was a modified document specifically for this. It had everything else right and did say I would come out of A School as an e4 with a $10k bonus. I also checked and the coast guard is offering this deal officially as well. I just wanted to make sure my recruiter wasn't somehow screwing me over.

>>35106634
So in other words don't go there unless you're deathly ill, because you'll be a crab in a bucket full of crabs.

>>35102377
Not necessarily a good way to go by it is say u need to do 30 push-ups in 60s take 1/3 of the goal and do it spaced out 10x a day. This will get your muscle memory for it to improve without really ever waking up sore if you consume a good amount of protein daily. I could do maybe 15 straight after not working out for 2 years after finishing highschool (used to wrestle and be in decent shape). Then I did 10 sets of 10 while eating a bunch of lean meat/eggs/milk/protein powder. Did this for maybe a week then did 4 sets of 15 and 4 sets of 10 maybe another week, and by week 3 I was doing 5 sets of 20 a day and can max out to 30 whenever I really try.

>>35107240
You'll sign your real contract at MEPS. Ask them about it when you're there, they'll know.

>>35107256
Yes, exactly

>>35107415
I though I was just going to MEPS for final weigh in and swear in, I already signed the papers and I was under the impression that I would just "ok" them there to the CG liaison. I don't want to hold myself up really like would he have to find new papers and reprint them and make me come back at a later date? Or would it affect my ship date? I really just kind of want to know if I fucked myself over at this point, I mean I'm joining reguardless.

>>35107480
Maybe Coast Guard is different but everyone else signs their official contract at MEPS before they swear in. Up to you if you want to bring it up, but I doubt it would affect your ship date.

>>35107653
Alright I'll probably give it a shot thanks man.

>>35103751
I'm very interested in hearing that story.

Can anyone tell me what their experience as a 68W was like? Bonus points if you were in the Airborne too.

>>35100616
Where can I buy one(without weapons, of course)?
And how expensive they are?

Someone referenced a run plan but I can't actually find it idk if I'm just dumb. I have just been going on long bike rides cuz I'm a pussy and it's hot out. I have to do 1.5 miles in 12:21 I think and I haven't run in a long time, could anyone post tips?

I'm all set on push-ups and sit-ups already btw.

>>35107806
I wasn't a 68w but they always seemed like they were enjoying it. U just gotta be cool with needles/blood and shit but everyone likes their medics and treats them well. Solid MOS imo but don't really have much else to say.

Just talked to my universities ROTC recruiter. After talking about returning to the Army via commission, he told me to look into getting a waiver for my discharge back in 2012.
How do I get the paperwork depicting my discharge? I served 3 years in the reserves before I got honorable discharged for anxiety, but I can't remember the technical details. Furthermore, I have taken psychiatric mood stabilizers, but I stopped in 2014 and haven't taken any since.
Any direction is appreciated.

>>35107868
How the hell do you get anxiety in the reserve?

>>35107915
Was going through a rough time in my civilian life.

Is it worth it to get an associates degree before going enlisted, specifically trying to get that sweet, sweet 11b op 40?

Why are recruiters so goddamn clingy jesus christ

Shipping Monday from South Florida, lol. Recruiter said nothing has changed so far. Anybody else get delayed shipping?

>>35108156
its almost like its their job.
>>35108265
where you at? st petersburg checkin in. Guessing you arent evacuating?

>>35107930

You can't get 11B Option 40, only 11X Option 40.

Having a degree won't help you, either they have a slot or they don't. If you're qualified, just hang out until they have a slot.

If I cancel SSI before I ship, will the military notice it?

>>35108265
I got delayed 2 days. Oh well, two more day of Siege I guess.

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BRING BACK THE PINK AND GREENS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35108967
WHERE'S THE PINK???

>>35103833
>>35103842
Holy shit this. If you want to play with big guns and computers, go FC (Fire Controlman) or FT(Fire Control Technician, a submarine rate). You literally go to school to learn basic electronics, then software technician training, and then how to launch and control missiles mid-flight using a computer.

So I ship to MEPS in a few days, and I started watching YouTube videos about the whole ordeal a few hours ago. I got it the part about the exercises, and I could do them all except for the duck walk. I know, it was dumb to not try them before hand. Like when I squat down, there comes a certain point where my heels just come off the ground, not painful, but I can't get low enough and still do the heel-toe movement.

How boned am I? Everything else is good to go.

>>35109037
You're just a little inflexible. As long as there's no pain you'll be fine.

>>35108967
YES

>>35108156
>clingy
Pffft. My officer recruiter may as well be AWOL. I can never get a hold of him through email, text, or calling his personal recruiter phone. I got an easier response by calling the office itself and asking to speak to the man in charge.

>>35109037
I did a shit job during that entire part of MEPS and I still got through. You do it in a big room with like 10 other people, so I guess it depends how much the person running it is actually paying attention. We had an obese black man running ours and he barely even watched us.

>>35108967
All of the branches should return to the WWII/Korean War era dress uniforms, including the Air Force

Oh wait haha

>>35109037
Let me explain this to you. The people at MEPS' job is to get you through the process and into the military. If you pass the bare minimums of everything you will get in.

>>35109049
Yeah, there's no pain, maybe a "tightness" on the back of my Achilles' tendons that makes sense. Like I can feel the point where my heels start to lift up.
>>35109066
Yeah, but knowing my luck, it'll be some super autist doctor that
>>35109077
I know, but it's super obvious I can't do it right, I know the room is full of others but still. I guess I'm overthinking this.

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>>35101435
Well for starters, I channeled my autism by memorizing all kinds of useless NSNs for shit people actually want (equipment and other stuff) and then I used my autism to follow instructions super accurately (to an awkward level of literalleness), then when clearing rooms make bang bang super accurate, always checking my corners and making split second shoot no shoot decisions... i still reee at those who dont take every life situation as high speed low drag as I do, and i make sure everybody is wearing appropriate PPE... this is probably why i don't have friends

>>35109062
this is my experience as well
enlisted recruiters want to crawl up your asshole
officer recruiters want you to crawl up theirs

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Simple on paper, difficult when applied. Good luck senpai.

>>35109519
Wtf is this I just see 3 green pixels and 5 black ones

>>35109371
I had to change recruiters because mine wouldn't set a meeting, and my new one wasn't much better he's always late to meetings that he set the fucking time of and hasn't answered a call once, just waits with the voicemail for a day before he can be bothered.

Enlisted btw

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Is it worth working towards becoming an NCO and making a career out of it? Or will I be tired out from war/stress/age or lack thereof.

>>35109707
Bunp for interest

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>>35109707
>>35109788
This question means absolutely nothing.
>working towards nco
Youll advance or you wont dude. And obviously its always worth it to advance.
Also its completely impossible to answer.
What branch? What job?
These will have massive implications on what your 20 years are like.
The thing people need to udnerstand is the huge massive enormous disparity between teh worst 20 and best 20.
If you choose a shit job you will have an incredibly difficult time and if you choose a good one and get some cuchy duty stations it could be like youre on a 20 year vacation.

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Alright so I told my AF recruiter last week that I wasn't going to enlist right now, maybe after this semester is done. He texts me yesterday morning and said he got the best job drop he's had in 7 months, 6 intel slot open, drone sensor operator, a couple aircrew, and a handful of cyber slots. Most of it being what I was interested in.
Is this some trick they use to try and reel people back in?

>>35109795
Well I'm not the brightest person. What if I was an infantry NCO (Marines/Army).

>>35109808
Probably, but youre bluff, even if it wasnt one, worked. You can get the job you want so why wait???
>>35109828
most people describe infantry as love hate. Going to war will be the best and worst experience of your life.
When you arent at war you spend your free time sweeping parking lots.
Stop thinking in terms of NCO. Thats just a meme term. You dont aspire to be an NCO you aspire to rank up. as you rank up responsibility increases.

butterbar here getting stationed in Germany. Anyone have experiences in Wiesbaden/fun things to do in the area?

How do I operate operationally at the recruiting station?

>>35110087
Tell them what you want and then if they try to give you shit and stick you somewhere else, leave

a few days later there will magically be a slot open for the very thing you want

make sure everything you want is IN WRITING in your FINAL CONTRACT. Not anything that you sign at the recruiters office- the real contract at MEPS. If it's not at MEPS, just walk. You are under no obligation to the military until you're on the plane to your basic training station. They will get you what you want as long as you're hard headed and have applicable ASVAB scores.

>>35109994
Take a train to Cologne and hit up Pascha.

>>35110140
That's pretty operational.

>>35109857
I'm slightly concerned that it's just a trick, that he just wants me to sign and that he doesn't actually have that job drop. He never struck me as a liar or misleading person though.

>>35110666
why are you going AF in the first place? If you were going army or navy you would even have these problems.

>>35110796
Not poster, but the Navy is pretty Gay now so it's understandable

>>35110890
>but the Navy is pretty Gay now
???
i got out in 2014, whats changed specifically?

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>>35110912

>>35108399
Lee county. We are getting hit directly, this is news in the last several hours because the hurricane shifted West. I was shipping Monday, no chance that's going to happen even though I haven't heard from recruiter.

What happens if your ship is delayed, like a few days to a week? Do you just start with a different class? How far would this push your training?

>>35110796
Navy CTN still is my back up plan if AF doesn't pan out, two of my grandpappies were Seabees during WWII

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army MP or air force SF?

>>35107767
Undisclosed mental problems when he was a teenager. Diagnosed with ADHD at like 10 (GREAT FUCKING IDEA). Recruiter glossed over it and, of course, the idiot was slotted for nuke - special physical caught him.

>>35111214

>Work a boring job in poor living conditions
>Work a boring job in good living conditions

How is this something you're not sure on?

>>35111227
I thought if they diagnosed you with something like ADD 10 years ago and you haven't taken meds in just as long, it didn't effect enlistment

>>35110938
nah taht was always there
>>35111116
idk but im sure itll be fine dude they arent gonna care. Whats your rate?
>>35111180
dude go ctn seriously

>>35111264
He's trying out to be an officer soon.

With a (technically fraudulent) reentry code on his record.


That's why I'm worried.

>>35111448
Why CTN over AF offerings?

>>35111847
cause the navy is better and you can get CTN guranteed. Its an undermanned rating so tehres always slots available and most likely comes with a fat bonus.

>>35111887
And how is the navy better? I like their camoflauge more than AF, and their long established history, by aside from that I don't know what's different enough to warrant one over the other

>>35112048
Well as I said CTN specifically is undermanned always. So youre going to advance faster, get bigger bonuses for re-enlsiting and enjoy access to more schools most likely. Most people critiques of teh AF are always teh same. Its so cushy that no one gets out which slows advancement. Its extremely PC culture like and lots of SJW briefings and shit.

Can anyone tell me what being a PJ is like? And any tips on becoming one?

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>>35111214
Do not do SF under any circumstances. They are the worst of both worlds. POGs disrespect them because they're glorified traffic cops. Grunts HATE them because they think they're high speed and they really aren't.

AFSF in general is a conundrum. It's populated by kids who wanted to pretend to be cool and live dangerously, but joined the safest fucking branch in the entire military.

>>35112114
My navy recruiter just told me it's only a 10k bonus, but it's auto E4 after school.
Holy shit

>>35112603
Only?
most jobs get none.
Why holy shit?

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>>35112547

Read pic related.

So, I know there's option 4 and 40, but what other options are there to get in an Army contract?

>>35101843
Not him, but I'm 160 kilos and can do around 20 before the floor breaks, so that guy has a bigger problem.

>>35112611
Auto e4 after tech school? That's pretty damned good boost in rank for such a short time.
And 10k isn't a whole lot to jump ship from AF, I'm already set to go to MEPS Tuesday

>>35112722
>Auto e4 after tech school? That's pretty damned good boost in rank for such a short time.
Oh thats common as fuck in the navy thats why it didnt even register to me that you were amazed by that.
What E- are you going into the AF as?

>>35112703

That's basically it right now as far as ones people would actually care about. Some of the other shit has option numbers (like just the regular ol' choice of job, or going to OCS), but the vast majority of option codes are currently defunct.

>>35112048
>>35112114
>>35112603
>>35112722


I'd take CTN in the Navy over pretty much any job in the Air Force, but that's because I have a genuine interest in cyberwarfare. AF just won't get you there until much later in your career.

>>35112763
thanks

How soon can you use your benefits, the moment you get to basic? Ive got a bit of occasional back pain and id want to get it looked at and maybe popped a few times before i get stuck on a ship for who knows how long

>>35108457
Thank you senpai.

Is it true that 68W has hot girls? Or is it just hot by Army standards?

>>35115656

The best M:F ratio is in the Air Force. In the medical jobs it's something like 2/3 are female.

>>35115661
too bad you can't fug

>>35115799

You can, the chicks in medical are notoriously slutty. The problem is the swab of STDs you'll catch from it.

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Will I become prison gay in the military? I'm serious about this. Will I have time to jerk off or are there girls to look at so I can still remember what a female looks like?

>>35115835

In the Navy yeah. In the other branches not any more than on a high school sports team, so kinda.

>>35115835
The girls are ugly, but everyone has porn. Underway on my 2nd deployemnt a warrant set up a huge share drive with like 800gigs of porn on it.
>>35115840
its the exact opposite. We hit ports every 2 weeks and unloaded on the local whores. Stop talking about things you know nothing about.

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>>35115835
Say it with me
F I E L D
F U C K

>>35115843

>hit ports every 2 weeks

Clearly you were unaware of what was going on on the dl.

>>35115840
Why the Navy? Or are you just posting a meme?

>>35115850
I dont know what any of this means but I did 2 deployements and that was roughly the average. 2-3weeks a port call. Explain to me what youre saying.
>>35115854
see >>35115843
that other dude is a moron.

Whats it like joining the infantry with a leg or foot injury that hasn't quite healed yet? Will it hinder my running much during basic and whatnot?

>>35115906
Yes, and you should also get your brain injury checked out you stupid fuck.

>>35116046
youu are the stuipd one

>>35116046
Ok, thanks. I think.

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>>35100616
>tfw Ottawa has taken over two months to process "4 week" medical papers
A-am I gonna make it?

>>35106058
Just what my recruiter told me. He showed me some official email that backed it up. Also said no more waivers for ASVAB or DLAB scores.

>>35117369
alright thanks, any idea if previous qualifying (95+) DLAB scores will be okay or will that they will now be insufficient?

>>35117901
So long as you and I enlist before the new fiscal year starts October 1st, we're gucci.

>>35115906
This might be one of the top ten dumbest life choices you could make.

>>35118219
Does this mean swearing in at MEPS or shipping to boot?

>>35118259
Swearing in and signing a 35M contract before 10-1-17.

Working on my Navy ocs packet
Anyone have advice on writing a personal statement?

Hey If I'm going ET in coast am I going to get a more in depth background check? I saw someone say that nukes in navy do, and ET is nuke in navy so I was wondering if it was similar. I'm already cleared through MEPS but I just signed off on the EQIP that they can check my medical history (which is always standard). I was just wondering the odds of them actually pulling it, I had ADHD but I've been off mess for a year and was only on them for about a year. Anyone know what the odds of them coming down on my for fraudulent enlistment are.

>>35118977
Go the Tom Cruise Route and tell them you'll see them at Top Gun in 6 months

>>35119058
Pls

>>35118402
Good, I want to get in on the old retirement plan

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>>35119086

>>35118977
Look up examples online. I'm pretty sure there's plenty out there.

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>3 semester into college, shit happens, and now out of cash, cant continue

I'm looking into enlisting to army or air force (or which one offers 3 year contract) because I read that if you serve at least 36 months active duty, you can get 100% tuition paid with GI Bill

What mos that will give you skills/certs that is the most useful in the civvie world after serving? I'm not the top dog high speed person so i dont care about motto and shit im here just for free college

convince me to go cav scout instead of infantry

>>35121045
You'll basically be infantry anyways.

>>35120859
They say that 36 thing incase you get injured after month 36 or something. Almost positive there are no 3 year contracts. Gotta get that 4 year man.
What kind of job are you interested in dude, saying useful is way to vague.

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>>35121126

I was looking something combat like infantry/MP/combat medic, leaning towards EOD but thinking about the high drop out rate and i dont want to get thrown out into a MOS that i dont like during the ~1 year training pipeline

The 36 month i got is from https://gibill.custhelp.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/947

>Veterans who have served at least 90 days of active duty service after September 10, 2001 and received an honorable discharge will qualify for the Post-9/11 GI Bill. To qualify for the full benefit a Veteran must have served at least 3 years of active duty after September 10, 2001.

>>35121232
>The 36 month i got is from https://gibill.custhelp.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/947
I know you dumb nigger i explained why that is already.
>combat medic
well thats a good job with obvious skill transfer

>>35121232
Why not Combat Engineer? US Army has them right?

>been waiting for my acceptance or rejection
>suddenly start having painful gas for weeks
Fuck this needs to go away. It comes on for about 20 seconds and as soon as I fart the pain ends. But this happens probably 5 times an hour and I can't help but double over in pain.

I haven't changed my eating habits and I haven't drank alcohol in more than a month what the hell do I do.

>>35121268
Not since they all died in American Sniper

Do we even need a marine corps anymore

What determines which BCT you go to?

>>35121567
Not really they're the best at marketing and recruiting but that's about it

>>35121567
For their original job? Yea. For extended operation doing the Army's job? Fuck no. Shrink the Marine Corps even further and cut their funding even more. Make them truly part of the "Department of the Navy" like it says on their symbol.

>>35120859
>>35121232
You're exactly the kind of retarded shitbag no one likes in the military.
>hurr I'm just here for free college
You honestly think a minimum 4-year enlistment is a good fucking idea just because you ran out of cash for a couple more semesters of college?

>>35121673
National Security Act of 1947 guaranteed 3 divisions of Marines. Marines lobbied for that provision because the Army got good at amphibious landings in WW2, so they were insecure as fuck.

>>35121693
Youve never served.
I did this and so did about 95% of the people i knew while in. Calm your autism down dude.

>>35121695
Didn't the Army actually save the Marines' asses several times in the Pacific too?

>>35121710
>hurr neverserved
suure thing buddy, I'm totally not shitposting on the government's dime right now
there's a difference between enlisting because your broke retarded ass can't find a part-time job or take out a student loan, and joining to pay for school that otherwise wouldn't have been an option

>>35121899
>I'm totally not shitposting on the government's dime right now
you certainly are shitposting thats for sure

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>>35107840

>>35121713
Yee. And took the Philippines without any Marines.

>>35107840
see>>35102406

do musicians get beat up for lunch money?

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Are Army Rangers considered a 'Special Operations Force'? I've been seeing a lot of conflicting information.

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>>35100616
Did they purge people from the discord recently? I can't get back in with any of the invites.

>>35123101
Yes, they are considered SOF.

>>35121284
BBRRRAAAAPPPPPP

>>35119192

New one would probably be better for you. You ain't doing 20, anon.

>>35120859

There are 3 years + training contracts. Intel/Computer jobs transfer the best if you like that stuff.

Optionally look into ROTC. That will pay for college while you're in college and then commission you as an officer.

>>35121899

No there isn't. Most people I know in the Army joined partly because they didn't want to take out loans for college.

>>35121693
Damn your stupid as fuck

>>35121069
>>35121045
If you like sucking huge monstrous dicks you'll love cav

>>35122020
Thanks m8, I got 4 weeks but luckily most of the starting ones seem like they are for amputees

Why do so many people see Marines as being elite operators?

Is joining the National Guard to "try it before you buy it" a good idea or just a meme my recruiter is trying to sell me?

>>35124648
Propaganda. Even when Bubba comes back from his time mopping floors at base people will ride his cock and celebrate his bravery.

>>35124684

It's usually fairly hard to go active duty from the National Guard, so it's more like "try it and now you are not allowed to buy it".

There's a few cases in which it makes a lot of sense, but it's not a pathway to a full time career. It's a part time job with part time pay and benefits.

>>35124336
Statistically you're likely right, but if things go right I don't see why not.. I'll look more into the new plan regardless

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I signed a 09S contract, wondering at what point will my girlfriend be able to live with me. She keeps asking me and all I can tell her is, "probably after OCS, before IBOLC." I don't know shit, but this seems to be correct from what little my recruiters know. Any ideas?

>>35123101
Yes. They are SOF, they are not Special Forces. Difference. A lot of civilians call EVERYTHING that is spooky Special Forces even though that refers specifically to one particular organization in the US Army.

Navy SEALs and MARSOC aren't Special Forces either.

>>35125138
You realize you'll have to tie the knot first before she can live with you on base, right?

>>35125207
I did not realize, my recruiters told me officers have different rules. Fuck.

>>35125243
You can get off base housing as an officer right off the bat iirc, but it's after BOLC. So she can live with you then.

>>35125268
She's from as rich family, would her moving to the Benning area during IBOLC make it possible?

>>35125108

Old plan - A bit better if everything goes right and you're in the small percentage of people who draw a pension.

New plan - Infinitely better in every other scenario, but you have to opt in early.

Applying a little game theory will tell you that the new plan is the way to go. Remember that most people think they're capable of doing 20 years when they start, but the vast majority don't end up doing it. Many factors there are even outside of your control.

>>35125207

Depends on where you're living on base. You can definitely have a girlfriend live with you in on-post housing.

>>35125318
I would hold off on having her move until after you get your first duty station. If you want to stay with her, I would suggest you think about wifing her. At least I would if you've been with her > 3 years.

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Just signed a 12b contract with 5k bonus. What's Missouri like . Leaving in about 30days . Any other 12b here that could tell me some stuff about that mos. That might be good to know before I leave

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>>35125138
Well, there's good news and there's bad news.
The bad news is leave your girlfriend.

>>35125356
It's going to be a long and hard year of being apart if we wait until I get my first duty station. We've been saying for 1.5 years, living together almost all the while, being apart for nearly as long as we've been together will be tough.

>>35125470
It's starting to concern me, not sure if the army is worth my relationship.

>>35125356
>>35125470
>>35125486
>>35125494
These guys are correct. Shes going to cheat and so are you guaranteed. Relationships never survive the military.
Longing makes the heart grow fonder is 100% a meme.

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>>35125494
I'm sorry. Really I am. But it's you or her. And ask yourself very seriously if one girl is worth it. You can get a girl twice as special (and the same age) when you're in your thirties.

>>35125501
>Relationships never survive the military
Maybe relationships with needly sluts don't. Get a wholesome traditional girl and treat her like she's your entire world when you're together and you'll never have to worry.

>>35125632
That's a god damn lie and you know it

>>35124713
This. Knowing a little about what people actually do in the military has made me stop thanking them for their service at every chance I get.

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>>35125641
Shutup I'm not in denial.

>>35125632
>Attractive women can be trusted in 2017
>Or, like, ever
Best avoid the heartbreak. It feels 20 billion times better to dump than to be dumped. And if you marry, make damn sure to get an airtight prenup or make her fear for her life if she leaves you (former is preferable).

>>35125632
>>35125653
the exact opposite dude. Those types go wild.
If yuo marry a small town traditional girl and take her to the big city shes gonna realize all shes been missing out on while youre on deployement. Literally happened to a guy from my division.
Its not impossible for a girl not to cheat or a guy but man its rare.

My friend's dad married his sweetheart on his first leave and stayed in the Navy for 16 years and they are still together. Obviously I can't say that they never cheated but if they did they never let it destroy their relationship.

>>35125661
>airtight prenup
Haha, forget about a prenup dude. Most divorce courts treat them like toilet paper.

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>>35125685
It's that bad?
t. never known anyone who had one

More like being a joe fucking sucks and all leadership does is find new ways to fuck me

I just wanted to shoot people god dammit
Fuck the 82nd

From what I saw in regards to failing relationships was that it was the 18-25 year olds with their HS/college sweetheart that got dumped. Older dudes still had problems but with less frequency. Most of the time it's just that one person in the relationship is just not mature enough to handle long distance or periods of separation longer than a few weeks, and military age tends to be young

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>>35125698
http://archive.is/Ns0x1

>>35125698
Yea even if you have it notarized, lawyerized, and written in stone divorce courts are so vagina friendly with no fault divorce that you may as well have written it on a napkin in crayon.

They can argue the wife was under duress, that you undervalued your assets, that the agreement is void because you will benefit in the case of divorce, anything like that and you're sunk. Remember the whole Tiger Woods fiasco? He had a prenup and he got fucked just like you would.

Keep your bitch on a tight leash or don't keep a bitch at all.

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>>35125761
>>35125772
Jeez, no wonder society is collapsing so rapidly. Pic related.

>>35125761

>Daily Mail
>Brits
>Applicable to US legal system

>>35125684
That's because they engage in open relationships. Wife swapping is common in the military among the upper echelon and the senior enlisted.

Pros and cons between Army, Navy, and Marines for an Officer?

>>35125501
>>35125621
My gf is a 4.0 college graduate from a wealthy family (property in more countries than I have fingers) that wants to be a stay at home mom for me. It's pretty hard to find a girl like that again. I guess I'll move her down as soon as we can see each other and hope for the best. You guys have got to remember money is no object in this case.

Any rare coasties here that wanna share their experience?

>>35126490
We warned you.

>>35126490
No you being gone for 9 months straight on deployment is the object.

>>35118248
I don't know man. I've done some dumb shit in my life.

>>35126490
>wants to be a stay at home mom for me
she'll be a homemaker for someone who's never home?

>>35126512
>>35126513
>>35126543
Thsnks for your concern, but my priority right now is figuring out how to be apart for as little time as possible so I don't have to worry about this kind of thing. I guess most guys on here don't have the experience to help with this.

>>35126627
Nigger you are joining the military. You are going to be apart near constantly. What exactly do you think you are getting yoruself into???

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>>35126627
No real proof that you're not LARPing, but if this is real, your denial is amusing.

>>35126493
Coastie recruit here, bootcamp in November. U thinking about joining or locked in?

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>>35126697
>>35126697
new thread
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>>35126697

>>35126650
I'm thinking that I won't be gone 24/7/365 unless on deployment. What do YOU think I'm getting myself into?
>>35126657
What difference does it make? You think I'm in denial because I don't think my gf will cheat on me if we're apart for 24 weeks with a visit halfway between? How slutty do you think all women are?

>>35126710
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