Hey fellow Floridians! I'm ready for the looters ro come,

>>35097177

Nothing, my guns were lost in a tragic boating accident.

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Hey you deplorable bigot, the term "looter" is racist and offensive. They are "undocumented shoppers".

>>35097265
Only correct answer
>>35097669
Funnier than it should have been

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>>35097669
kek

>>35097669
I don't defend myself from looters at all. I'd rather give them copper jacketed lead at rather high velocities. The best part is I do it all for free!

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>>35097669
>"undocumented shoppers"

>>35097177
Which mp5 clone is that?

>>35098605
looks like a MKE / Zenith one

>>35098630
its an mke

I have one

>favorite gun to shoot as long as you have a (((pistol brace)))

>>35098765
How's it shoot with the brace? Can you see through the sights well with it?

>>35097669

Undocumented solicitors sounds more professional imo

HEY FLORIDA NO GUNS ANON WHO WENT IN A SCHOOLGIRL OUTFIT TO SUCK DICK FOR GLOCK 26
ARE YOU OK?

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If they can manage to break into my house during the cat 4 ill probably just give them my tv honestly. But yeah i'm not evacuating due to the large number of crack dens right down the street.

If your shit gets pushed in bad enough, make sure to set up access control points in your area with some neighbors. Even if it's just on your street.

Build a few dirt berms big enough to absorb some gunfire near your control points so you can safely bust some warning shots into them without having to worry about stray rounds hitting any friendlies / property.

Also have some barriers you can use for cover in case you encounter armed fuckers that decide to shoot back at your asses.

Good luck out there.

>>35100608
all gentlemen in florida live behind walls.

>>35099985
Bump
Want an update on this saga

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DUUUUUUVVVVVAAAALL
>I'm leaving though so get fucked Jacksonville
I live in one of the unincorporated cities so I can say that by the way

>>35100665
why leave? Just gonna be nothing like mathew was

>>35097265
Hey Florida anons can soon use the "lost my guns in the hurricane" excuse.

>>35099985
the longer we go without hearing the more likely he's a sex slave now.


i've got most of my storm shutters up, it's comfy, feels very fortressy. still doesn't help with storm surge though.

>>35100390
during the storm is when you hear stories of looters invading residences.

>>35100608
If you end up shooting some dirtbag with an auto-handgun:

1. Pull out the barrel, firing pin, extractor, and ejector.
2. Beat them to death with a metal sledge or file the shit out of them with a heavy rasp.
3. Toss that shit in a river, lake, ocean, or bury them separately somewhere outside of your area.
4. Re-fit your pistol.

For revolvers: Bury that fucker and sell it out of state later, or take the "L" and file down the hammer, part it out, and toss the whole thing.

Rifles: Same as revolvers.

Shotties: Removable barrels can be salvaged the same as auto-handguns, the rest should be treated like revolvers and rifles.

Aim center mass.

Do not speak to police without an attorney present.

Good luck out there.

Fort Myers here

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

>>35097177
>Get family out or live alone
>Hunker down with supplies and plenty of ammo
>"Looters I'm fucking ready"
>Hurricane hits, floods and destroys everything
>Your windows are boarded up and you save everything in the second floor
>You survive the storm, but you don't have energy or means of communication
>You are well prepared and can survive without things like those
>You sit down and ready yourself for those looters
>You sit down and ready yourself for those looters again
>You sit down and ready yourself for those looters again
>"They will be here any second now"
>You sit down and ready yourself for those looters again
>Hurricane is over, house is dry, power is back
>You sit down and ready yourself for those looters

>>35100867
kek

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>>35099985
I think he might be dead. I was making fun of him for being a faggot but now I feel bad

I'm at UF and desu i don't give a fuck what happens. Few weeks into the semester and I'm not giving a fuck. Last hurricane didn't really fuck shit up here so it's whatever. Have my Glock but wish I had my AR up here, what I get leaving it down south.

>>35097177
Nice UZIs!

How'd you go about making the one on the left?

>>35100827
FLOOD FOR THE FLOOD GOD

>>35097177
Serious time. I just volunteered for Irma infrastructure damage assessment and storm relief. Flying out tomorrow to ride out the storm in Lake city then head south for damage assessment and help anyone that needs it.

Boss said I can bring a gun.

What do I bring?

Initially we were going to drive company trucks and i was going to load up with cases of water and food but now that we're flying I'm limited to checked baggage and carry on. I don't have a hard case large enough for my AR so I'm just bringing a glock.

What else do I need?

>>35098791
>>35098525
>>35097669
They're called "hungry survivors" or "starving storm victims"

Get it right you insensitive privileged swine.

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>"wow anon I guess I know who's house i'm going to when the looters come haha!"

>>35097669
topkek

>>35102597
Comms, if you have them. Cell grid might be spotty.

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tampa prob wont be fucked but im ready anyway

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>>35103240
>PCC
>not a PPC

plebian

>>35103240
Strikefire 2?

>>35103491
idk its some knockoff thing. bought it off a guy i know that runs some paintball courses. sold it to me for super cheap. it seems pretty high quality though.
>inb4 pleb

>>35102597
My nigga! I'm doing the same, will be in Orlando Saturday..flashlight, spare batteries, power bank for phone (high chance of no power)..we're driving company trucks down for damage assesment, so we get to bring all our gear

So how are you Floridians, or any of you in the Gulf, enjoying the news that three hurricanes are going to hit at the same day? Even though one is expected to hit mainland USA?

>>35100786
/thread

Americans are insane I hope none of you would actually shoot another human. If you need to kill have some class and use a blade.PUSSIES!

>>35097177
You better be ready to shoot for real

>>35103584
>would rather use something that causes someone to suffer more
real humane

>>35103584
>doesn't have the balls to shoot somebody in the head
>calling others "pussies"

The fuck out of here, faggot.

>>35103240
Halo 2 Battle Rifle?

>>35102622
>Get it right you insensitive privileged swine.

That would violate posting guidelines.

>>35103553
>>inb4 pleb

plebian

>>35100827
Ayy I got family where you are.
Ocala reporting, we're probably just going to get bands and a shitton of rain.
Nogunz currently, really considering getting one on my ~$250 budget.

On the subject of Florida, I'm in East Orlando, I have a UV5R radio, anything I should program it with now? I have a couple batteries and they last awhile.

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>>35097177
I FUCKING LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB FRIENDO. STAY SAFE GOOD LUCK

>>35103556
Nice, what sort of utility do you work for?

I'm doing power. Mainly circuit inspection.

>>35103607
Not even close, mechanically.
The best you're going to get as far as the Halo vibe goes is a Lel Kek RDB or RFB.

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>>35099985
This didn't actually happen, the guy who offered the glock never responded/gave out his address I saw that thread