>be notorious serial killer >always kill victim with high

>>35096547
Take this gay shit elsewhere

>be at the dmv
>beurocrat behind the counter says my mail isnt official enough
>fugg dis
>blast everyone in the place with my 9mm uzi
>As thr last victim is bleeding to death she lets out a whimper
>"but this is a gun free zone"
>check my privilege and apologize
>throw my gun on the ground and everyone gets up miraculously unharmed bc its a gun free zone

>install gun free zone
>has niggers
>for some reason this isn't working

>>35097154
>for some reason this isn't working

Neither do niggers

>>35096547
Take your commie fantasies back California Feinstein

>>35097161
kek

>be serial killer
>try to get guns to commit massacre
>can't because they're banned by the government

>>35098446
>Buys stolen guns from Tyrone
>commit crime
Option 2
>Make bomb
>detonate in crowded area

>Be Buddhist
>Try to exterminate Muslim minority that has been brutalizing my people since the 40s
>Cant because the UN said that would be bad
Damn, foiled again.

>>35096592

>throw my gun on the ground and everyone gets up miraculously unharmed bc its only 9mm

ftfy

>>35096547
>be me
>be planning a mass shooting with my AK-47 assault weapon
>state/federal government passes an assault weapon ban
>have to turn it in at a mandatory gun buy back

fuck

>be me
>tired of all these shitty mudslimes invading my county
>plan to go on mass shooting spree
>be brit
>fuck.

>>35096547
>>35098693
>scenario so narrow, it only works in the moments preceding a ban
A ban would prevent almost every future one from happening, dumb-dumbs

>>35098467
There's no gun crime in my country

>>35098831
I'll take Islamic Truck of Peace for 400 Alex.

>>35098851
That's physically impossible unless you live in Sealand.

>>35098831
>be notorious serial killer
>always kill victim with axe
>stalking next victim
>suddenly get an alert on phone
>"all guns banned by federal government"
>lol
>keep murdering

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>>35096547
>get an alert on phone
>"all guns banned by federal government"
>retrieve fertilizer from attic

>>35098831
What about the ISIS shooting in Spain just a few weeks ago, where there is active gun control?