This guy conquers your settlement, but lets you keep three weapons:

>>35094716
Just shoot him. This isn't a hard concept.

>>35094716
>This guy conquers your settlement,
good luck, i am living in a bunker in the far east, the JAO, the one place the laws of God and Nature do not apply

>>35094725
You will be gunned down by 30 men and your settlement will be destroyed. You're willing to act like a fool and have your friends killed? Put some thought into it.

>>35094742
I'm a very spiteful person

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>>35094716
I pick my TV remote and flip the fucking channel from that god-awful show.

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>>35094725
>Rick just shoots Shane
>Rick just shoots the Gov
>Rick just shoots Negan
The entire series gets cancelled and people no longer have to put up with drama and bullshit they keep writing into the show.

>>35094742
Bonzai motherfucker.

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>>35094716
>conquers

good luck with all that, I have a bee cannon

>>35094742
Be real here, that whole set up would fall to shit if Negen died. They would infight and kill each other and take off with what they could instead of banding together to destroy anything for revenge. It wouldn't be "They killed the boss, lets kill them" it would be "They killed the boss. First one back alive gets to be the new leader"

>>35094742
Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees.

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>>35094716
>this guy conquers your settlement
Meaning I'd be dead, so picking three weapons would be fucking pointless.

>getting conquered
>not fighting to the death
>becoming lackey of conqueror
Do I look like a fucking Cherokee?

>>35094716
>having a settlement

Big boy mirv mofo

Eat nukes scumfuck

>13 replies and none of them answer the OP

Good job retards.

>>35094716
>This guy conquers your settlement

He's somewhere in Georgia, right? I wonder how he managed to make his way into wind river range during the zombie apocalypse.

And then I would shoot his ass from the ridge I live to the ridge 700 yards away he needs to cross to get to my house.


Also
>Fuck this asshole's ever-grinning fuckface

Seriously, I liked the actor but his 24/7 smile makes me puke blood

>>35094896
Don't make disguised cuck threads and this won't happen.

>>35094794
Living to fight another day is always an option.

>>35094903
Virginia

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>>35094716
Negans gonna have a hard time against this.

>>35094906
Nice projection there

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>>35094922
This.

>>35094896
At least it didn't devolve into a furry thread

>>35094923
I'm not the one making threads about getting conquered and submitting to invaders.

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>>35094716
>This guy conquers your settlement

No. He tries. He's now buried in a bog somewhere.

>>35094716
Pretty easy to shoot a guy that can't take cover. Kind of feel bad for the guy, not many people have as bad a case as leanitis as him.

>>35094716
Wait this show is still running? How stale is it and how can this many people be so obsessed with muh zombie apocalypse?

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>>35094742
>poison my food supplies
>kill negan
>his men all die eventually from poison
>everyone is dead
i dont give a fuck everyone is dying nigga

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>>35094742
But I've trained extensively in gorilla warfare and street sweeping operations.

>>35094770
bonsai*

>>35095269
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banzai_charge

>>35094742
>You will be gunned down by 30 men and your settlement will be destroyed.

Pfft. If you've even watched the show, you'd know that his men are just goons. Without a master to tell them what to do, they'd just stand there slack-jawed.

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>>35095303
i was making a joke

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>>35094716
>>35094725
fpbp
>>35094742
>You're willing to act like a fool and have your friends killed? Put some thought into it.
There is no fucking way my settlement is getting rolled by thirty dudes unless they're armored cavalry or have air support.

>>35094807
>Do I look like a fucking Cherokee?
lmao that made me kek

>>35094716
>raifu
Mossberg 500 with all chokes, as well as birdshot, buckshot and slugs.
>pistol
Glock chambered in 9mm because it's a commonly used firearm that I would be able to find parts for.
>melee
A good quality hatchet.

>>35094742
>You're willing to act like a fool and have your friends killed? Put some thought into it.

This is 4chan no one here has friends get real.

>>35094742
>IMPLYING I'm not alone

>>35095604
And now I'm going to have nightmares from that pic
I don't even know why I come here anymore

>>35095724
You went to a thread about the literal walking dead and some worm in a still-living toad's eye got you? Come on, anon.

Whatever you do don't start googling the range of the type of worm that likes to burrow into human eyes, because you won't like what you see. You don't swim in lakes or rivers do you? Just kidding. Or am I.

>>35095761
No worries there anon.
I'm a neet who shitposts from his mother's basement and hasn't seen sunlight in over a year.
But aside from that, I get weirdly grossed out by parasites.
Strange because I can look at gore without batting an eye but the moment I see anything resembling a worm I can't help but cringe.

>>35095804
Oh, I think I might know what you mean. I wrote a sexual greentext about tapeworms fucking in the gut of some furfag's voreslut character after he ate some tweakers. I was told it was pretty good by some random degenerate and I cringed.

>>35094935
OwO

>>35095854
What in the world lead you to write a story about tapeworms fucking and vore

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>>35095884
He brought up his shitty character to troll people with the "teehee furry here =^_^=" shit, so I immediately escalated to the thermonuclear option.

If there's one thing people with ~*~unique~*~ ttly original characters hate it's having their precious fursona injected into shit they didn't want.

Sometimes wolves and dogs and shit get tapeworms.

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>>35094716
>Don't violate the NAP
>Deegan doesn't take his vampire bat to the skull of half your able bodied men
>through freedom of association join his confederacy for the good of your family/group
>give him his 10% cut of spam and canned goods and enjoy the protection of his much larger mechanized band to aid in your defense from raiders with colt pythons and faggy children in cowboy hats

>>35094935
RAWR >:3 *nuzzles you*

>>35094742
SHALL

>>35094742
and his band of wannabe conquerors is scattered from infighting on who will be the next warlord

face it, without the charismatic leader these "tough men" will jockey for power and the whole thing will unravel

>>35094716
A shotgun so I can blow my brains out because everyone is retarded in my group.

>>35095102
I would pay to see this broadway show. Such grace. Such form.

>>35095082
Wait that minor league baseball right-fielder is still alive?

The Governor was the best villain. Should have ended with him.

>>35096497
I'm really hoping they end the Negan story-arc in the first half of this coming season. It's dragged on too long. In fact the whole Alexandria thing has gone on too long.

>>35096864
this tbqh

its fucking ridiculous now with the trash dump cretin-freaks who talk and dress like mutants from the year 2525

>>35096909
I don't even know where they're going with the trash-people. They all act like they're survivors from a psychiatric ward... which would be the only plausible explanation for their behavior.

>go on /k/
>they are discussing a show that uses CGI gun effects and had a scene with a guy who had 30 shells in a pump shotgun

sage this shit

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>>35094742

>>35094742
>not lining the route up to your settlement with IEDs that can be detonated remotely from within and wiping out the enemy convoy and then executing survivors crawling from the wreckage

Rick is a pussy

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>>35094716
AR-15, Glock 19, Albion Senlac. I think the sword would be awesome against zumbees.

>>35094742
>group run on a cult of personality
>constantly prances around in the open of unsecured and unfriendly areas
>shoot the fucker with a long rifle
>group scatters without leader

>>35094807

>Do I look like a fucking Cherokee?
As some one who is Cherokee, I still laughed my ass off.

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>>35094716

>shoot negan
>problem solved

also saged nigger, this isn't /tv/

ps watch better shows wheelchair bound autistic fuck

>>35094916
Tell it to Glen

>>35094742
>You're willing to act like a fool and have your friends killed?
Yes.

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>>35094716
Settlement in trouble you say?

>>35095102
>DIE. DIE. DIE.

>>35094716
THe only way anyone ever conquers anything of mine is if I'm already dead.

>>35094716
>melee
I pick....Lucille
Check mate

>>35094716
>Rifle
My Ak, for killing him at distance
>handgun
My p22 suppressed so I can kill him sneeki peeki
>melee
My foot to break off in his ass

>>35094716
when he is gone pack all the shit up and fucking move out and never look back.
this is what ricks crew fucked up if they had been on the move on their own turf he could never find them. you have to sacrifice the settlement tho. there is no way around it.

>>35097189
Did you even read the question? OP is asking which weapons you would choose.

>>35094716
Anything suppressed. For melee, anything that can hold crud. I plan on training able bodies men to cover themselves with zombie gore, and wear tanned zombie skin as a mask. Then, they gather hordes while blending in, eventually pushing the horde towards the saviors base of operations.

This allows my people to move around and scavenge unhindered, while the saviors are expending resources and losing men.

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>>35099689
Okay Red