ITT we describe weapons (or any /k/ related content) with Spongebob

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>>35089732

>FIRMLY GRASP IT!

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>>35089732
>SOILED IT!
>SOILED IT!
>SOILED IT!

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>is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Are ya ready kids?

>>35089827
>not a dragon dildo
What are you even doing here?

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Steppin on the beach DO DO DO DO

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I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

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how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, Old Man?

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>>35089827
aye aye captain

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THE INNER MACHINATIONS OF MY MIND ARE AN ENIGMA

fucking faggots

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>F is for fire that burns down the whole town,

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No, this is patrick.

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NOT LAME!

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>Patrick, what am I?
>Uh, stupid?

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>>35090653
U is for uranium... Bombs,

>>35089857
Kek

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Oh boy, RECTANGLES!

These are all pretty good

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>>35090686
>N is for no survivors!

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>DOWN HERE IN THE DEEEEEP BLUE SEA!

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>I've got the pieces!
>I've got the air!
>*tries putting balloon back together*

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Now that we're men, we have facial hair!

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>Now I'm gonna starve!

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>I have an idea!
>Really, what is it?
>Lets leave.

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fuuuu-tuuurre

FFUUUU-TUUUUUURRRE

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>you won't believe what i found in my sock drawer
>go ahead, guess

>>35090709
Beautiful

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LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE

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>"You just gotta believe!"

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No, spongebob ASSERTIVE not INSERTIVE

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>>35091035
>you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good, aaaaand stop.

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>>35090667
kek

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Excuse me, sir. I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you.

>>35091189
>not posting a krabs money quote
get out

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>they were made in a bomb factory
>they're bombs

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"That's it mister! You just lost your brain privileges!"

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>>35089732
>“Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells... smelly.”

>>35090898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAzGNbuu3LU

>>35091301
Kek

>>35091301
>immediately following the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

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>>35089732
>“Too bad that didn’t kill me.”

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>>35089732
>CHOCOLATE!

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>Noo, that cost me $24.95!

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>It's hip, it's coral... it's losing money!

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>Wanna see me run to that mountain and back?

>Wanna see me do it again?

>>35091118
DON'T WORRY CAPTAIN, WE'LL BUFF OUT THOSE SCRATCHES!

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>You can't rush perfection!
>I'm not rushing perfection, I'm rushing you!

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>Don't you dare take the name of Texas in vain!