>be Nork >all of your equipment is so old that it's

>>35075998
lol north korea

least you people are getting better at spelling

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Garand all the way

Did you forget the part the most important electronic equipment is EMP sheilded?

>>35076010
Tested in a controlled environment.

>>35076020
So the Norks have found a way to violate all known principles of electricity and magnetism?

>>35076010
>>35076025
>implying modern military equipment is designed with nuclear war as a primary design consideration
>implying they haven't overlooked something on aircraft as complex and electronically integrated as the F-35

>>35076039
>implying the americans have an aversion to just bring ancient weapon systems out of retirement

>>35076050
>implying that will be practically feasible in a matter of days/ weeks

>>35076065
>Implying anything the Norks have will be feasible after they get hit by 8 nukes

>>35076071
>implying that the norls won't play a game of nuclear "I'm not touching you" by detonating an EMP directly over North Korea

>>35076071
More like breadloaves launched from catapults. Tell me what this lardass has outside of artillery on suol.

>>35076079
>impacting china and south korea

>>35076065
1 EMP effects ALL of the U.S. military

nice try comrade choe

>>35076079
>EMP distrupts China
>China finally has casus belli to remove Kim from power because he has become too much trouble for a simple buffer state
>They curbstomp the Norks and install a puppet government that is more stable and less likely to cause nuclear war than the last
>Chinese keeps their buffer state, nobody has to take on the burden of rehabilitating millions of retarded, starving, illiterate, communist peasants, and no capitalists are killed

Everybody wins. Please launch that EMP whenever you are ready.

>>35076146
>people blame trump

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>>35075998
>every nork electrical device is covered in 5ft thick lead boxes and Faraday Cages

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>be Nork
>eat handfuls of grass
>be Amerifat
>eat fried chicken in a fried chicken wrap with a skittles milkshake
Norks are perfectly adapted for the impending nuclear winter

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>>35076211
yeah thats why most inuits are emaciated

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>>35075998

>all of your equipment is so old that it's impervious to EMP's

EMP will burn out old fashioned wiring and vacuum tubes just as well as it will a state of the art supercomputer.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_storm_of_1859

Unless you've got your equipment shielded or it has no electrical components whatsoever (a gun) you've still got a problem. If anything the US military probably has better EMP protection than the Norks do.

Where an EMP would play havoc would be in destroying the civilian electrical grid (and thus disrupting the economy); but if they did that they'd get nuked back to the stone age so it wouldn't really do them any good.

>>35075998
Even if they were able to use the liw orbit sattelite for something like that, it wouldnt hinder US forces to the point that norks could overwhelm us.
It could fuck us pretty hard but in the end they lose more than we do.

You overestimate the country that only started making ballistic missles in 2008 at the earliest.

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>>35075998
>BE FAT USA CITIZEN
>CHOKE ON BURGER AND DIE
>MFW

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>>35076310
>BE SKINNY NORK SERF
>CHOKE ON STARVATION AND DIE
>MFW

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>>35076322
>USING PROPAGANDA AS ARGUEMENT
HAHA WELL PLAYED DYING NATION! DPRK'S GRAIN FIELDS ARE MOST EXPANSIVE ON EARTH.

>>35076358
go finish your hotel already

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>>35076364
LOL NON ARGUEMENT SHITPOSTER TAXING TINY BRAIN TRYING TO RIVAL SUPERIOR JUCHE BANTZ

>>35075998
You're too stupid to post.

>>35075998
>Be OP
>Be dumb
>Think EMPs work like they do in CoD

>>35076408
>A nation of manlets
>Superior

Even your nuclear technology is years behind the literal shitholes known as Pakistan and India. Everyone knows you are throwing a tantrum because you're less than 5'0" tall and literal street shitting Pajeets and Khans are more technologically advanced than your country and have more food too.

>>35075998
>Norks wasting their one spite sub-megaton nuke on emp (inb4 starfish prime)
>chinks permitting this
>King nork not killed by senior staff the moment the order is given.
>Nork state surviving a 3-4 front land grab war
None of these will happen.

The strongest bet is on the norks using their spite nukes the same way as the kikes. So they'll wait until they have lost and surrendered and then kill themselves along with our and the south koreans senior staff.

>>35076757
>>Think EMPs work like they do in CoD
I mean, they basically do.
The problem with emp is that if you use it anywhere other than china, russia, or america, then you are openly committing an act of war on anywhere between 5 and 40 nations at once. Yes, weaker nukes produce weaker magnetics and push less nitrogen, but if you're detonating a high altitude nuke you aren't going to do it halfway.

>implying Chyna won't get tired of his bullshit
>implying they wouldn't nuke themselves and make it look like the Norks did it

you guys do realize standalone EMPs aren't a thing, right?

>>35077838
Shush, let us circlejerk

>>35077827
>mfw chinks will nuke one of their trouble provinces (xinjiang)
>thousands of radical turks die
>china invades nork korea
>they torture little kim to death
>they install a puppet government that won't scream 'muh nuges'

Absolutely nothing of value was lost.

>>35077891
>installing a puppet government to replace your puppet government
... But why?

>>35077838
Norks have nukes, high altitude detonation leads to an EMP

>>35077919
Because if your puppet government is developing means of lessening your influence over them (i.e nukes) you're gonna have a problem if they say 'wtf I hate china now'

>>35076008
Some guns are completely useless. Others are incredibly OP. Need more balance. Also those images are distorted.

The only thing you can really hit is a rifleman radio and platoon-level cheating tools which leadership doesn't even really need unless they're complete shitters.

Also,

>Implying the people who use those highly-complex tools also sit still out in the open to be hit by them and have their equipment rendered useless

Grunts with nothing but iron sights and mechanical tools are the ones who hold lines and make slow pushes. Sneeki spooks with all the goodies fly in on birds after pre-planning missions to fuck shit up. The only way to actually meaningfully disable their equipment to a point where they couldn't just go to the armory and swap out for non-fucked equipment is if you hit them with an EMP blast during one of their operations, in which case they'd just leave if they thought it had compromised their ability to fight.

>Norks detonating nukes above their own country to disable to rifleman radios of regular joes instead of just nuking US bases in the pacific

Sounds like you've got it all figured out, boss.

>>35077680
No they do not. EMPs are not a magical bomb that kills all electronics within radius regardless of size or any connection to infrastructure.

>>35076008
Either the 1911 or the M1

>>35079411
>not a magical bomb
but they are...

>kills all electronics
Most electronics are not designed for voltage/current spikes many times operating conditions. Best case, things crash and reboot, worst case the individual components are busted.

>regardless of size or any connection to infrastructure
Magic magnet light travels through walls and unless you have mass, whipple shields, and/or faraday cage, you're prolly fuckt.

>>35080579
>but they are
No they are not.

>>35080579
You dont even know what a whipple shield is for you stupid fuck

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>>35075998
>be nork
>extent of small unit tactics is running up to a structure and hosing it down

>>35081634
I do, it's for protecting satellites/spacecraft by using spaced out sheets to fracture the incoming meteor/other so that you don't have to have a fuckload of mass to the same job.

Diffraction doesn't give a fuck about mass, only alternating speeds and incident angles. There is no reason why whipple shields can't be used to protect against gamma and below. (oh, but thin plates don't diffract gamma, it's too powerful". Bullshit, it is capable of interacting and imparting energy, so it must be possible to diffract)


>>35081401
Nukes are basically magic. You can fit the effect of 20 tons of tnt into something not much bigger than a football.

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>>35081919
>I don't understand it so it's magic