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In 5 minutes you will be pulled from your world into a generic fantasy world. Magic, elves, royalty, castles, dungeons, dragons, wizards, and pink haired magical tsundere girls await. What do you bring?

No more than 5 guns and 5000 rounds. Must be able to carry your gear on your person. Limit 1 per customer.
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5 memes
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5 books on modern metallurgy, engineering and chemistry.
and like a tablet loaded with apps and other knowledge worthy shit and a solar charger or something.

and like a battle rifle of some kind, something in Real Nato
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>>35067914
can you get that together in 5 minutes?
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>>35067807
ar10 with nice optic and red dot, 4500 rounds
p226 9mm with 500 rounds of jhp
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>>35067807
>pink haired magical tsundere girls
pls no
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>>35067940
Thats 240 pounds of .308.
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>>35067940
>carry on your person
>236 lbs of .308 alone
Ok
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>>35067921
i could. except i'd have to grab a rifle in 7.62 soviet.
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>>35067807
i grab my sks and 7 spam cans put em in my bag. Grab my tablet with around 6000 books on different subjects such as metalurgy, gumsmithing, etc.
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I would bring a pistol and a couple of hundred rounds for it. No point in bringing stuff that might not even work on the other side. Other than that, my bugout bag and either a long old swordlike bayonet plus good clothes and a leather coat or a big cloak - the primary challenge would be to not stand out until I had learned more about my destination. I'd bring silver but I have none nearby.
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>>35067807
>tsundere
there's a term for men who enjoy being bullied by women. It's homosexual
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>>35067992
>cant carry 250+ lb of gear on you
what are you a faggot
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>>35067807
10/22 and lcrx 22 with 1000 rounds. Grab 3 other guns and loose ammo to trade for supplies. Freeze dried food pack. First aid trauma kit. Water filter. Same survival stuff you would take anywhere. I dont have any larpy swords or armor to bring.
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>Grab AR-15
>Grab Glock brand Glock
>Grab all the loaded mags I have for the AR (8)
>Grab all three loaded mags for Glock
>Grab 3-Day Bug Out Bag
>Duffel Bag which includes various long term survival items
>Use remaining few minutes for gear check
>Hope for the best
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>>35068044
>generic fantasy world
>trade ammo for supplies
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>10/22
>4900 rounds of .22lr
>glock 20 (for when .22lr isnt cutting it)
>100 rounds 10mm
>antibiotics
>poolshock for purifying water
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>>35067914
>not knowing modern metallurgy, engineering and chemistry of guns by memory.
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>>35067807
Can I have a blue haired useless goddess instead?
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>>35067807
An officer sized 1911 with trench sights and rattlesnake grips and the book of Mormon
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>>35067807
A 12-gauge pump shotgun, 150 shells of buck, 25 shells of bird, 50 slugs, 150 empty shells ready to be loaded. I can load the empties with magic bullshit and be a gun wizard. Oh, and some books on making shotshells and gunpowder so I can make my own when I run out.
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>>35067807
grab my existing BoB. all my books on bushcraft and survivalism. bring a scattergat and a shit ton of powder and primers. about to hand load rocks. Nothing that requires batteries or electricity. Nothing that can be used by people who don't speak my language.
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>>35068152
Don't forget your bandages senpai
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>>35068058
Fuck yeah. "Here is my magic killing machine that doesn't exist here made with tech you don't have."
Can trade it for whatever you want if you can sell it well.
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>some bolt action 22 with 3k rounds
>my Beretta 92fs with 2k rounds
>dad's old as fuck machete that for some reason never rusts or bends
>i guess an extra knife
>maybe bring some books about statesmanship i printed when i was still an edgy 15 year old
Slave lolis here I come.
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>>35067914
All of this, plus as much coffee as I can carry.
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>all these people picking low penetration shit for a fantasy world

Enjoy plinking armors while they slowly walk towards you to push your shit it I guess
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>bolt action 22
>4000rds
>LCR and as much 357/38 as I could carry
>ontario model 498
>sharpening stone
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>>35067975
Are you implying i wouldnt crawl across the wasteland without a care?
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>>35068492
Look up mideaval armor vs guns on youtube. That shit would get fucked by .22 short
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>>35067807
Fuck the guns.
With my industrial knowledge I'ma be the next Saruman
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My Marlin Model 60 mounted with my 3-7x scope, with 3500 .22LR, and my Springfield Range Officer 1911, with 1500 .45ACP.

That gives me ~1" accuracy at around 50 yards, and then I haven't had a chance to stretch the Marlin's range yet, but I had ~1" at 100 before I mounted the scope. Unless those wizards have some crazy range and accuracy, that's all I'd need to out-range anything else I'd come across sufficiently.

Also the appropriate supplies to appropriately maintain, adjust, and clean them both.
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>>35068142
id take a masochistic knight anyday over her
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>>35067807
Airshit vest with mag pouches, mechanix gloves, ar15 with sparc2 and 3x magnifier, 4 mags and I only have 200 rounds. Knife, flashlight, school backpack and extra batteries for red dot and flashlight.
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>>35067807
>dragons
2x Barrett M107A1
5 magazines
3000 rounds Raufoss Mk 211

M32 40mm
2x M320
2000 rounds assorted 40mm , including Raytheon Pike PGMs
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>>35068686
You can carry all this by yourself?
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>>35067807
>throw on trench coat, boots, tigerstripe pants
>belt on machete on one side, combat knife on the other
>grab tokarev
>throw on SADF vest with around 300 rounds of 5.56, survival gear, blowout kit
>strap on shotgun, nugget, grab AR
>gather ammo cans of more 5.56, 20 guage, and nuggetfood, place in duffel bag
>throw in voltmeter, cased laptop, physics textbook and machining textbook
>couple cans of misc food as well
>if i have time i throw in as many hand tools as I can carry, most important being calipers and a file set
With the voltmeter i should be able to make a battery to charge my laptop which has a small assortment of books on it that should prove useful. with the physics and machining textbooks i can get enough metalurgy to make proper steel for guns. Nugget and tokarev have good penetration, and the M855 should also work well. Shotgun for hunting and ease of reloading shells.

I'd make my way to the nearest civilization I can, and barter information with alchemists, blacksmiths, and wizards for riches which will eventually bring me power and a qt catgirl waifu.
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Can you bring people?
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>>35068696
I get a handtruck
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>>35067807
>pink haired magical tsundere girls
condoms
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>>35067807
>In 5 minutes you will be pulled from your world into a generic fantasy world. Magic, elves, royalty, castles, dungeons, dragons, wizards, and pink haired magical tsundere girls await. What do you bring?
Condoms.
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>>35067807
I'd at least bring one flintlock muzzle-loader. That'd at least be something I could teach my eventual allies how to make, along with a recipe for black powder.
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>>35068850
Her contaminated spores are breathed in by you.

Enjoy magical AIDS.
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>>35067807
>AR-10 with glass and bipod, 500 rounds
>12g pump gun, 500 shells
>Beretta 92, 500 rounds
This is assuming all of this is supplied to me. Otherwise, I'm nogunz as fuck and am bound to have a bad time of it till I obtain and learn how yo use a sword.

>>35068763
What I'd like to know is how you're gonna convince other people to hop through a mystery portal with you. You have to--
>get their attention
>convince them that those "some of you are alright" texts really were just jokes, and that those guns strapped to you aren't for the local school/movie theater/restaurant
>explain that a portal will take you to a fantasy land with no apparent means of return, and all the dangers that would entail
>tell them that this is all part of the fun, and to grab weaponry for the journey
--all within FIVE minutes. I know of maybe TWO people who would definitely give up their shit life for the life of an adventurer. But most people won't want to give up their normie ignorance and comforts to fight dragons. They'll whine about properly cooked food, and sleeping in bedrolls outside, and "oh god where is my family I think I have scurvy this was a terrible idea". So good luck convincing the average Joe at ANY time, let alone five minutes.
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>>35068850
Syphilis meds
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>>35068022
No, you faggot it's for men who enjoy the chase.
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>>35067807
>What do you bring?
In 5 minutes I'm limited to stuff within my house so:
-Grab my MARPAT 72h backpack.
-Toss in mini medi-pack & multi-tool to the side pouch.
-Grab my copies of "The Way Things Work; 1967 Edition", & "Illustrated Science & Technology Encyclopedia; 1988 Edition", put them in bag.
-Place 1,200rnd crate of 7.62x39 in bag.
-Toss in my silver bars & other coins.
-Put on my Czech M97 surplus BDU over my clothes.
-Put on Ushanka.
-Attach my 2.5" short sword to belt.
-Put backpack on back.
-Grab SKS.
-Sit on floor.
-Wait for magic to send me innawoods.

> and 5000 rounds.
I don't have that within 5min


Goal, to become a Noble with titles to lands under some King that I impressed the shit out of.
I'm getting myself a small castle with concubines, my children will inherent the lands with the shotguns & cannons my blacksmiths shall build.
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>>35069032
> 2.5" short sword
TOP KEK

2.5'
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>>35068953
Who says I need to be honest with them?
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>>35067807
I'd bring a copy of the Bible, a Koran, a Torah, a Pāli Canon and a copy of Mein Kampf. I'll rewrite the ethnicities in each text to reflect the Elves as Jews, Dragons as Muslims, and wizards as buddhist monks. Each race will be taught christianity but only magical girl will be convinced that they are superior aryan race. I don't wanna watch a war that happened already, let's see what happens differently.
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Gambeson, chainmaille hauberk, bishop's mantle, kettle helm, hand axe and dagger.
A4gery with 9 mags, Glock 19 with 6 mags and R.A.C.K. with IFAK.
Assault pack with camelbak, water filter, MRE's, a couple engineering, technical reference and medical books, sleeping bag, bivvy sack and general survival kit.
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>>35068152
Ok, if I wanted to recreate A Light Shining in the Darkness what 1911 should I use?
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>>35067807
I'll bring my knowledge of fractional reserve banking, slowly gaining soft economic power until every kingdom is paying ME to exist.
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>>35067807
M14 with 19.25" barrel and bayonet with M56 webgear and ARVN rucksack. All the gear associated with that including sleeping bag and cover with shelter half and poncho with liner. Probably some tiger stripe uniforms and a tiger stripe M1 helmet cover. Definitely a machete. Probably a Ka Bar or a Randall knife for a backup. M1911A1 with holster and two M56 ammo pouches.
I'll take 500 rounds of 7.62x51mm NATO and 50 rounds of 45 ACP.
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>>35070234
Throw my phone in my pocket since it has all of my books and stuff on it. Bring my solar charger. Throw in some silver too for trade.
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Already been 100 amines dealing w/is shiet
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grab muh nugget, grab my FOHTEY and all the rounds i have for each which would be about 300 for the nugget and about 200 .40
i really need to get more ammo
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>bring guns
>run out of ammo
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solid clothes and knife >>> any firearm
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>>35067807
Grab my trapdoor 1884 dump all my reloading stuff for it into a duffle bag tuck my bayonet for it into my belt with my ammo pouch for it. Dump all my tins of food into the bag, stuff all my jeans, socks and a hoodie into the bag. Haul ass to my kitchen grab a knife and spoon. Then get my squirrel gun and the boxes of ammo sitting behind the kitchen door.
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>>35072445
>it seems like you have this all planned out
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>pink haired magical tsundere girls

NO, please anything but that!
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>>35068563
Make Isengard Great Again
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>grab backpacking packpack
>toss in sealed spam can of nugget food, technical books, food and some other stuff
>sling chink mosin
>toss on german parka
>clip mora poorfag knife on belt
>vietnam JPK on other side
>jerk off furiously one last time
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>>35068142
I rather have a cute chuuni
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>>35067807
why would I want or need guns if I can just magyk fire out of my penis?
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>>35069431
What happened to the rest of her legs?
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>>35068602
But I don't wanna fug Kazutrash.
yet
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>>35072757
>jerk off furiously one last time

Don't lie anon.
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>>35067807
>gun is at all useful in a magical world.
>5000 rounds to just carry around
>carrying more than a few guns any distance

I would rather have my keitai gaijin-san.
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>>35067807
PKM
SBR 1022
Glock 19
Glock 26
SBS 870
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>>35073023
they're under her thighs
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>>35067807
Pull my chainmail off its hanger, suit up, grab my guns, and try and grab as many books as I can, along with food and water
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>>35070127
Ruger sr1911
>stainless
>made in Az
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>>35067807
Will i be able to learn magic to imbue my bullets for extra damage?

If so, a regular ar and a glock 19.
If not, a 7.62 scar and a deagle because fuck it.
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No gun laws. Chop down double barrel. Grab mace. 1911 and all ammo. Chaos kit, sap, knucks, Gerber MkII, booze, maybe a rifle. 22 pistol, subsonic, and something to make a can with. Something to use as tradestock. Night vision and C batteries. The set in it has lasted years. Canned food, don't know where I'll end up in magic world. Phone will do me no good. Raid my tech library. Good boots, probably my Corcorans. Literally every pair of glasses I have. My pocket watch, my good '40s zeiss binoculars. Literally any other optics I can shove in my bag. Sucks I have to leave my Dodge. My 1934 Merck's index. All my gunpowder.
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I'd I can make it to the shop in time, all my drill bits and files. All my hacksaw blades. If I can shove it in, rob a ball of twine out of the baler.
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>>35073474
You think they dont have fucking twine?
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>>35067807
>What do you bring?
My phone and a solar powered charger to take pictures and post it here on /k/ once come back to brag about fucking elven maidens and she-hulk like orcess.
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If I had time to prepare I'd definitely bring:
>a couple of sextants and compasses
>a shitload of tools
>a couple nice flintlocks + flints
>like 30 wristwatches
>like 10 pounds of antibiotics

and if by "carry" you mean "hoist onto your back and walk a couple steps," a multifuel dirt bike
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>>35073498
Probably not polypropylene twine...
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>>35067807

Desert Eagle
With aimbot
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TFW no complete wehrmacht uniform and MP40.
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>>35067807
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>>35073363
If magic exists you could probably learn how to make your own gun and ammunition. This whole idea is poorly thought out.
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>>35067807
Ar15
8 mags with green tip
400 rounds
spare powder and primers

a m1911 with 3 mags and 100 spare rounds

DC3R chest rig
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>>35073758
to add to this
DPM smock
OD BDU pants
flannel shirt
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Everybody is saying books or laptop, which reminded me something I thought of a while ago. Are there any books that explain how to pretty much build up a civilisation from scratch? I'm not talking survival guides or something like that but a legit tutorial on how to regain our current state of evolution in the most effective way in any kind of scenario that includes a sudden loss of said state.
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After much consideration, I'd probably take my Lee Enfield. Tough, simple, ten round capacity, can take big game.
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>>35073828
I feel like it would have to be a very large set. An instruction manual that would often says things like "See attached physics book A7 for further details on this step"
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>>35073828
You would need a huge amount of information and manpower. Starting from scratch means you have to build every tool you use, recreate every part of your manufacturing base, and refine all raw materials. It would take thousands if not tens of thousands of people to do it.
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>>35073844
Yeah, of course. I'd be worried if you could put all of that in a single book. But still, a series like that sounds really useful. And with stuff like solar powered tablets and ebook readers and stuff like that it's possible to take it with you easily enough.

Not sure if this idea is stupid since you could just read books about the specific topics, but it'd be impossible to be an expert on everything, right? As such a guide with the specific aim of (re)buildimg a civilisation sounds like a cool idea that'd get a lot more people interested in different topics whilst actually learning about useful skills.

>>35073895
I'm not saying you can do it all on your own and I'm not saying it'd be easy, but having the knowledge in one cohesive series of books that follows an actual goal instead of just teaching about isolated topics seems like a good idea to me.
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>>35073828
>Are there any books that explain how to pretty much build up a civilization from scratch?
>>35069032
>"The Way Things Work; 1967 Edition",
(it's a black book, gold lettering, white pages with black & red text / illustrations, written in detail by autistic Germans and translated to British English)

>"Illustrated Science & Technology Encyclopedia; 1988 Edition"
(Beige books with red and gold lettering on the outside, high quality photo paper in full colour, about 18 books each about a 3/4" thick)

In total I'd say it's about 60~ish pounds.
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solid thread boys.
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>>35073285
>loses disassembly clip
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In room
>Grab backpack
>grab metallurgy textbook
>grab spare paper and pen and pencils
>grab lethar jacket and insulator jacket along with long underwear, socks and boots
>go to car and open trunk
>grab sks and marlin 795
>stuff all 1000 7.62x39 and all 1000 22lr in
>grab knife, foldable spade
>grab survival car medpack
>grab my lil survival bag with flint and steel, a waterfilter, crank flashlight, and 4 MREs
>get into world and time to operate and spread knowledge of metallurgy
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>>35067807

AK, chest rig, and 1500 rounds (six magazines loaded in chest rig, rest of ammo sealed). Chuck in S&W39-2 and LH9, 1500 rounds of 9mm. Mossberg 500 with 60 shells. Gotta have the spare guns for my magical tsundere waifu. Backpack. Axe. A dozen mutlitools and a shitload of knives. French press and coffee. Bunch of tea too fuck it fuck coming off a caffeine addiction in one day in another world). Sword (cold steel Grosse messer. It might not be the 'best' sword, but it's tough as a brick shit house and will blow away medieval metallurgy. Of course I don't know the first thing about fighting with a sword, but fuck it.)

Books I grab some generic survival books. Got shitloads of em. Bible. Quran (finally get enough time to bother reading it). Entire Heinlein collection. Silmarillion, Lord of the Rings, Hobbit. Asimov collection. A pack of ballpoint pens. Rite in the rain notebook. Maybe I can convince someone it's magical and sell it. US constitution and declaration of independence and a US flag. Gonna be important when I lead a peasant revolution and institute a republic. Or die trying. Probably die trying.

Shitload of tools. Assuming this society has medieval technology, modern steel tools would be worth literally their weight in gold. Unless magic/dwarven technology ruins this for me, in which case I'm fucked.

Waterproof jacket, fleece, Carhartt jacket all the socks I own. Random clothes.

So plan is to throw all this shit in a chest. I can carry it on my person. Not far, but I can. Stash the chest somewhere safe. Or just sell everything I can convince people the value of immediately if I feel I won't make it back/it will be found and stolen.

Assuming all goes to plan I start my new life rich and not accused of witchcraft because magic is hopefully an understood and not persecuted career choice. Assuming I'm fucked, I go build a cabin innawoods and shoot anyone who tries to fuck with me.
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>>35067807
sheep shears, since lord knows bitches there won't be shaven
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>>35067807
>implying most of us haven't meticulously planned for this exact scenario
Bug Out Bag always kn the ready fampai
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>>35067807
Motherfucker, I grab my Jericho 941 and both mags, and my AK as well as my Mosin Nagant and Gewehr 1888.

I grab one round each for the rifles, and a thing or two of powder from my reloading bin.

I then fill a backpack with pencils, textbooks, and all of my shit on manufacturing and how things like lathes and mills and forging works.

I also would probably take along my Webley Mk VI, because revolvers handle shittier casings better.

It'll take years, but eventually I'll be the only gun manufacturer in town, and said town REALLY needs guns because orcs and dragons are dicks.
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>>35067807
1 AR-15 and send those freaks all back to hell
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>>35075327
Also, all of my gauges.

That shit's critical yo.

Btw, how many of you guys have ever stripped a Gewehr 1888 bolt down?
I'd be interested to see how hard that would be to make, going from 0-60 in terms of manufacturing.
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Can I substitute two of my guns with a modern composite bow and crossbow?
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>>35067807
If there wasn't a limit I would bring an Mi-24 and just fly around in the bush.
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>>35067807
>5 minutes to prepare
>at dad's place with no guns

Sheeeit... Well, I guess I'll grab that shitty broken kitchen knife in the cupboard, that cheap chinese cleaver in the drawer, a box of cereal, and my hoodie. I think I'm royally fucked.
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AR-15, backpack full of ammo, food and toiletries, and all my D&D sourcebooks.
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Bong here, I'm from the South West so I'd probably grab my yeast collection and teach the Hobbits how to make cider brandy.
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>>35075597
why bring your d&d source books when you could just read historical texts in the other world?
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>>35075583
It'll probably balance out and you'll stumble upon the king, who decides he really likes the taste of your cereal and brings you into his court to mass produce it.
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870 express, 200 shells
Ruger mark III bull barrel, 4800 cartridges
3 mags for ruger
Any other food and water purification tablets I can fit in my bag
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>>35075823
So I can calculate my initiative rolls. DYERP?
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is magic attainable in this world and if so can the average idiot learn it? also

>pink haired magical tsundere girls

can we not?
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>>35067807
I take 100 lbs of 22lr and use magic to enchant them so that they bounce around in the skull and turn the brain into jelly
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Solar battery charger, set of screwdrivers/tools, tablet full of k infographics and all sorts of useful stuff from chemistry to innawoods survival to making stuff like ketchup (all locked with passwords), a bag of marbles/fake gems (as currency), paper and pens (a lot of pens as scribes would pay good money for a biro)

As to the rest, clothing of various kinds, some non perishable food, first aid kit. As to weapons, a few of the ceramic knives will do as I'd check for the existance of self usable magic then learn how to use magic to make guns from downloaded blueprints
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>>35068492
Soda cans are more fortified than medieval armor
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>>35067807
I bring a bible. Leave that world in ruins
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>>35076430
Totally useless against monsters without skulls
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>>35067807
You, sir, are a faggot. Please read a book on age related maturity so you can join back into society without habitually mastubating in public.
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>>35067807
Quran.

Then start on a genocidal false flag in fantasy land.

Either all the non-humans die.
Or Earth gets invaded and Muslims are first on the menu.
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>>35076495
He better hope he doesn't end up in the elemental planes
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>>35067807
Salt,pepper,MSG,all season,Green pepper seeds,Tabasco, vanilla , the rest of my spice rack
>Become Iron Chef and live out the rest of my days happy
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GRAB RUSSIAN SKS

GRAB TINS OF CHINESE AMMO

GRAB A BIBLE COVER,PUT SAID COVER ON MEIN KAMPF

GRAB 1911

WEAR NOTHING BUT A CHEST RIG AND BACKPACK TO HAUL AMMO

SAY "HELLO THIS IS THE RCMP WHERE ARE YOUR BLOOD DIAMONDS" TO ALL WHO I MEET

SAY ALLAHU AKBAR WHEN SAYING GOODBYE TO SOMEONE

ATTEMPT TO LEAVE THE MOST CONFUSING HISTORY LESSON OF OUR WORLD IN THEIRS BEFORE THE GOD THAT TELEPORTED ME THERE STRIKES ME DOWN

Kinda hoping some other /k/ommando finds my legacy
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>>35076568
> every anon is left in the wake of the last after the die but previous anons gear vanishes
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>>35067807
Easy, form my own fedayi, get a T72, and then I go hunt elves.
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>>35073666
Sextants are useless without a chronometer and the tables. You probably won't have either.
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>>35067807
Threads like these being legitimate is what killed /k/. Or dug /k/'s corpse up and fucked it.
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>>35067807
>FAL para
>G32, GP100
>SADF battle jacket loaded with six fal mags, water bladder, etc.

Time to rape some elves.
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>>35072363
>take gun w ammo
>shoot bad guy with knife
>obtain knife and coins
>shoot two badguys about your size
>Obtain a full set of clothes
>shoot bandits attacking a carriage/caravan
>obtain favor with a Noble or merchant
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>>35077048
"Stop liking what I don't like." The man who doesn't like engaging in thought provoking discussion about roughing it + potential magic.
I'd take a Kentucky long rifle and a pirate amount of wheel lock pistols.
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>>35067807
what are some good books to load onto a tablet (with solar panel , power bank , and hand dynamo , portable teg also) for this scenario ?
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I'd grab a light tank, speed over firepower.
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>>35072363

My dude I have thousands of rounds of ammo. Even if I can only take what I can wear in a chestrig, I'm probably not shooting those hundreds of people. That's fucking silly.
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>>35067807
>What do you bring?
>No more than 5 guns and 5000 rounds.
- a 10/22-esque gun with rotary mag that fires 5.7mm Johnson (can be rebored to 25, and 30cal w/ no problem)
(Because fantasy world and reality doesn't matter, they are actually 4.6mm Johnson)
-fn 57 chambered in 4.6mm Johnson / 5.7mm Johnson
- 4995 rounds of 4.6mm Johnson / 5.7mm Johnson
- pcp airgun with the stock filled with o-rings on steel wire
- a few tins of pellets
- collapsible bike pump
- micrometer
- calipers
- radial slide rule
- feeler guage
- metallurgical reference book showing phase diagrams and micrographs
- 1 round of 25acp
- 1 round of 32acp
- 1 round of 5.56
- 1 round of 308
- 1 round of 50bmg api
- a rucksack

I then quest to the nearest dwarf kingdom and show the gun to the dwarf king and tell him I can make more if I am given a promise of board, room, and pay, and all the iron, copper, tin, coal, and stone that I need. I then become an engineer/JMB.
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>>35076983
>chronometer
hence the watches. A modern wristwatch is going to be more accurate than any chronometer built before the 20th century.
As far as the tables go, I'm going to be writing them.
Navigation and shipbuilding are what built the empires of the early modern world. Gunpowder and steel are good too but people have already been mentioning those in the thread.
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>>35070127
SVI Tiki
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>>35068000
>>35067914
> I'll just make em when I get there
> implying science has any grounding in a MAGICAL fantasy world
> assuming the laws of physics and chemistry aren't completely ass backwards to how the weebo world works
> doesn't just shoot ethereal lightning arcs from your hand which have no drop, can reach miles, can kill magical creatures and are infinite vs bullets which do drop, do run out, do have to be fabricated, and may have 0 effect on an Eldar thing, Deep one, or Yith that coming to suck your brain out your asshole
It's like you don't get how to read
>>
>>35073828
David Gingery's Build Your Own Metal Working Shop From Scrap series basically shows you how to kick start the industrial revolution in over 9000 easy steps.
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>>35081146
well fuck you too m8, if it happens to you and you are not the chosen one, the you are udderly shagged
>>
I'm gonna go Marlin 1895, since I might need to kill things that make warhorses look fragile, 1911, ammo for both, and my hunting pack and clothes.
>>
I'm gonna go Marlin 1895, since I might need to kill things that make warhorses look fragile, 1911, ammo for both, and my hunting pack and clothes.
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>>35081146
>implying magic is universal and a person can not profit from creating factories/machines that produce similar results for those that lack ability X.
Fucking commies.
>>
My old wizard robe from when I was a huge nerd, a backpack, a cattle prod with recharable batteries, a bologna sandwich, and my kindle with books on edible/medicinal plants
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My 7.62x39 converted saiga.
12 fully loaded mags.
My ruger mark 3 and 2000 rounds.
Antibiotics, ibuprofen, Neosporin,etc.
Binoculars.
Some Karl Marx literature.
I want to watch their empire crumble.
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>>35067807
grab the most devastating anti-personnel weapon in existence and use it to have a lasting impact on the local populace
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>>35073828

Knowledge: how to rebuild the world from scratch
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>>35081146
Expect for those tend to be hard to learn and have a small number of users. Anyone can use a gun. Just arm up the civil populace and take over Hitler style
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>>35073828
>I'm not talking survival guides or something like that but a legit tutorial on how to regain our current state of evolution in the most effective way in any kind of scenario that includes a sudden loss of said state.
1. find water
2. find food
3. only take food in a sustainable manner
4. grow food
5. only take food in a sustainable manner
6. women have more medium-long value than men
7. men have more short-medium term value than women
8. build a pole lathe
9. scavenge materials if possible.
10. fine iron/copper.
11. make a knife.
12. get more iron.
etc

No, not to my knowledge. But such knowledge would be regional or so generalized as to be near meaningless. It could be done, all of pre-1950's technology could fairly easily be compiled into a single source.
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>>35068530
oh shit, listen Todd I'll get the special edition re-remastered Fallout 4 edition soon but I don't have anything after you made me buy Skyrim for the Iphone
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SAKO RK95 TP
750 rounds of 5.56 nato
Duffle bag full of reloading supplies and books on reloading
A Kimber Super Jagare styled retirement plan
150 .45acp rounds
My depression
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>>35073444
>No gun laws
>something to make a can with
your an retard
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>>35067807
Inorganic and Organic chemistry book from my shelf. Bottle of antibiotics from my freezer.

Probably grab the AR and 6 mags plus an ammo can with I think 500 rounds in it.

What else...bicycle. There done.
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>>35067807
>use magic to craft and enchant guns
>make money
>get bitches
>make guns for bitches
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>>35067807
Grab lube, the AR, as much ammo as I can throw in a duffel bag, some clothes on top, a solar charger and my phone charger, and then try to download some pdfs on metallurgy and more advanced chemistry in the remianing time.

>throw all that shit on the ground and find a dragon to fuck
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>>35067807
>shitty android phone, with a copy of kiwix and the latest wikipedia torrent
>shitty handcrank flashlight/phone charger
>shitty mora and a stone for sharpening
>M70B1 and 200 rounds of 7.62x39
>cleaning kit and solvents
>water purification tablets
>rice and canned meat
>1 gallon of filtered water
>good hiking boots and backpack
>flecktarn pants, generic t shirt and an F1 jacket.
>IFAK
>paramedic practices and field medicine books
>a copy of pocket ref
>pencil, ballpoint pen and waterproof notepad
>ferro rod
>250 feet of copper wire, a bunch of resistors, a capacitor set and a transistor assortment and a USB soldering iron.
>foam earplugs (i'm not getting magical tinnitus)
>Sunto A10 compass, protractor, plumb bob and Casio AE1200w
>air rifle and 1000 .177 pellets for squirrels and shit
>copies of paramedic care and practices, basic and advanced bush craft guides, improvised munitions guide, metallurgy guides, elements of materials science and engineering and electronics principles.
>Finally I grab a hand crank drill, screwdriver set, micro oxy/mapp torch kit, screws, hacksaw and files, pliers, sharpie markers and analog calipers as well as boxes of screws and nails.

Spend the last few minutes jacking it.
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>>35067807
just watch drifters
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>>35067807
Marlin 60
all my .22lr
Trench knife
cleaning kit (toothbrush, boresnake, oil)
Ruck sack with
E-tool
my bedroll
most durable clothes
Poncho and tarp
Camelbak
Hygiene kit
Spare boots
All the TP in the house in my waterproof laundry bag.

Immediately make my way to the nearest town with humanoids, attempt to communicate, help out, lrn2blacksmith, lrn2magic, lrn2live, acquire cutie and eventually die of old age. If all else fails probably die at the hands of some mage or horrible creature trying to defend myself with .22lr.
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My Savage axis 30 06 with all my ammunition (like two boxes) back pack with water, cooking pot, lighter clean socks and underwear canned food and ramen noodles and finally my knife and some rope my plan safety make it to a town where I can settle down till I find a way to get back home to my wife :/
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