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Lockheed decides to get in on the small arms racket. What does

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Lockheed decides to get in on the small arms racket. What does their first assault rifle look like?
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>>35054926
It fires tiny F-35s, each costing the same as an actual F-35.
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>>35054926
expensive
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Probably pretty close to almost every other assault rifle on the market. The core feature set is pretty locked in at this point.
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>>35054943
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>>35054926
Probably something like a Magpul Masada, except it inexplicably costs 3x as much as a SCAR.
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>>35054926
Fishgun.
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>>35054926
>Take 10 years to develop
>Be incompatible with normal 5.56 ammo
>Have inbuilt electronics that take propriety batteries and are required for the gun to function
>Covered in a special anti corrosive paint that give of toxic fumes when wet and
>will have 2 firing pins and 3 springs for redundancy factor.
>Lockheed will then release a mod kit the following year to address cracks that start to form on the upper receiver after 10,000 rounds.
>require special tools to dissemble that only they sell and only after you do a 3 week certified maintenance course.
>they'll then sell a version to foreign governments that replaces the advanced composites used in manufacture with cheap aluminium.
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>>35055627
pretty much this.

Ho also the bayonet will be replaced by a spiked ball tied to a chain which according to experts and calculations is more handy for 5th generation close combat, but then the weight of the gun will go up by 20 pounds and so it will become too big to flail.
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>>35054926
they are already making MRIs so that is not totally out of this world.
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>>35055627
>>they'll then sell a version to foreign governments that replaces the advanced composites used in manufacture with cheap aluminium
It'll still cost just as much though. Gotta keep those margins.
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>>35054926
it literally is a plastic jew nigger that steals tax money
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>>35054926
it's a anti-anti ballistic missle meant to steal money from the thaad program
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>>35056060
They'll add the bayonet lug to the C model after initially declaring it obsolete

>to big to flail

nice kek
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>>35054926
A tacticool Mini-14 that uses proprietary caseless ammo (that doesn't work) with Smartgun "functionality" and an optic that runs out of battery in 15 seconds
>all for the low low price of $5499
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