I challenge you to a duel. You were foolish to trail out of cover

heh that's where you're wrong kid *unsheathes double katana*

*participates in shitbread*

Enjoy frostbite, and being an amputee. You may win the battle but I won the war.

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>>35042977
I would enjoy her being an amputee if you catch my drift

>>35042977
Russians can't get frost-bite, that's a meme

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>>35042924
>you will never warm up together by a nice fire
>you will never warm her feet

>>35043109
That hit close to home.

>>35042977
>he doesn't walk barefoot in the snow wearing only a T-shirt and gym shorts

Shall I get you your blanket, gran gran?

>>35042924
>shoots her in the shoulder and knee
>kick the gun away
>stare down at her with a rape face
>slowly put my hand out towards her
>grab the hat
>put on the hat and proclaim that I am now the pretty princess of the forest

>>35044985
This.

>>35044985
Really?

>>35045012
Yes, really! Can not let a good hat go to waste. Maybe I should take her dress too...

You should be wise, like >>35045003

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>>35042924
>I challenge you to a duel. You were foolish to trail out of cover from the woods.

Sorry, I could not hear you over the sound of all these Merlins. And Brownings. And Hispano-Suizas.

Something about "wood"? Stand there, I'll fly a bit lower and we'll "talk" about it..

>>35045066
There can only be one princess of the forest

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>>35045099
Yep.
Only one "Princess" of the forests.

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>>35042924
>I challenge you to a duel. You were foolish to trail out of cover from the woods.
You were foolish to challenge me, as I know that the challenged party decides which weapons to use.

>>35045117
He's the prettiest of them all.

>>35042924
>barefoot
Excuse me what

>>35042924

She's part Geordie.

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>>35042924
Do you have a feminine benis?

>>35042924
>Alright, as the challenged I choose the method.
...
>Cuddling by the fire, the first to fall asleep loses.

Remember little kittens, >>35043109 and >>35043127, you must always remember the rules.

>>35042924
i voluenter to warm up her pussy with my dick

>>35042977
>None whites die in cold

ROFL

>>35042924
>I challenge you to a duel
Suits me. Unarmed, to the death/rape it is.

>>35042977
white people can't die of cold

>>35048201
Asians are the cold-resistant ones, just a FYI.

>>35046056
I get the joke now lol

>>35042924
No thanks, I am going back to my house. Do you need some kindling ?

>>35044985
I need this in a screencap

>>35042994
this fetish needs to die.
fucking sick degenerate retarded weirdos

>>35042924
*teleports beneath you
*takes 'upskirt' pics with cell phone

nothin' personal girlie

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>>35044985

>>35048213
Where do I place the Finns then?

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>>35049682

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>>35049682
this desu

>>35042924
she needs cultural enrichment

>>35050506
in da banus

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>>35049682
>>35051944
As long as humanity exists there will always be a fetish of something you don't like

At least amputees are CUTE

>>35042924
>surrender imediately
>hope she has erotic interrogation methods planned

>>35052351
stop posting this crap!
kys and die sicko

>>35052385
No, just her Russian Chad boyfriend and his buddies.

>>35052975

quadruple amputee girls need love too you bigot

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>>35042994
>>35052351
I'd vomit, but I won't give you the satisfaction.

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>>35053014
>Vomiting because of cute girls

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>>35053031
>those stitches

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*blocks your path*

heh...my longsword can cut straight through high velocity rounds...your move, punk...

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>>35042924
>ywn have a qt slavic waifu to shoot guns, cuddle, and cook with
Life is suffering.

>>35053090
I enjoy the aesthetics that armor possesses.

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>>35053064
I'll give YOU stitches if you keep making cute girls feel bad!

>>35051944
dubs confirm