You have 24 hours for preparations before this guy will start

>die to a hi-point

>>35033282
Hide in a tree with a decent rifle, no one ever looks up anyways.

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>>35033282
I would immediately start setting up 2 liters and watermelons with ribs duct taped on them around the area with a camera, this would distract him by forcing him to start making a video

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>>35033282
>You have 24 hours for preparations before this guy will start hunting you
Hunt and kill him in those 24 hrs.

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>>35033282

>that hair

Is he one of (((them)))?

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>mfw im the one that made the comment about his jacket and started the arguement.
>hey anon, what did you say about my jacket?

He might actually come after me fml

I can make a lot of napalm in 24 hours

>>35033325
>"(presentation)"

Does anyone else find Paul Harrell incredibly attractive in a "my friend's dad" kinda way?

>>35033282
I kill him in 24 hours

>>35033530
>They used Bill Foster

This makes me mad.

>>35033325
That shit about the ribs got me pretty good. Had a hearty chuckle

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>>35033325
Fucking meat targets to distract Paul. Classic.

>I cover myself with fleece blankets.
>He leaves in frustration.
>He knows bullets always stop in the first couple of layers.

>>35033282
I stand near any cops, his deathly fear of getting wrongfully charged will force him to only use a Kentucky rifle

>>35033282
I mention how magazine Springs simply cannot be weakened over time and let him launch into a 37 hour tirade of anecdotes to counter my claim. Then I shoot him.

>>35033598
what video?

I'd shoot at him with my. 22 rifle 10-15 times from 300 meters. He's just going to hide behind his truck with his friends and not shoot back.

>build makeshift armor out of ceramic tiles and books
>he unloads his double barrel with #4 buck, to prove that's all you need for defense
>under-penetrating load easily stopped
>blast him with 00 buck
>thanks for watching the buckshot stopping power video!

>>35035451
Nah, his face is too weird and his muscles are actually creepy.

>>35035945
I'm I the only one who finds this story to be overly dramatized?

>>35035451
>curly headed jew
>extremely aspy

Yes, you are.

>>35033282
Quit baiting for subs shit-bag.

This shit should be reported as advertisements

>>35033282

Put on my chest rig and helmet and just shoot him with my AR when he shows up? Who the fuck is this guy?

>>35033282
I'd write a nice letter to all family members telling them how much I love them and what I like about them, maybe some cons or things the could work on. Settle my will out. Go to the store and get some Glenlivet get to CO buy some stuff. Walk out into the wilderness and find a nice mountain top with a view. Get comfy. Set out a spare glass for when Paul shows up, he has to do this and I'm fine with it I've had a good run and we really can't fight the system without being perceived as the villains in today's political age. We could sit and chat talk about what we think went wrong with our country, our society, the avenues to fix it. As the condiments dwindle I'd say "This landscape is the last thing I want to see." Mr. Harrell would understand what I meant. Over a ridge a mother and father camping with there children would hear a single echo reverberate in the wilderness as a pair of bald eagles fly closely overhead. They go on about their weekend not giving it to much thought. Much later in the Pacific Northwest as the first snowfall crests the ground, a man finishes up his inventory checklist as he does like clockwork. While he is walking out the door before locking up for the night his eyes travel to a plaque he made in remembrance of last time. He leaves. Later that night after dinner he sits, lounging by a fireplace a neat scotch malt grasped within is worn hands. He knows what he must do for the time has come. He thinks back to the last words he heard speak. "Kill them Paul, Kill'em all."

>>35033282
hide at the end of a hallway with a mountain of sandbags around me and wait

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>>35035870

I think it's funnier that you would sit there listening to him for 37 hours before shooting him.

>>35033282

I would schedule an appointment at the dental clinic he works at making sure I had brisket and corn on the cob just minutes before.

>>35033282
>that faggot started showing up in my recommended lately
>"how to spot a fake expert"
>he gets genuinely upset at internet trolls
>starts unironically talking about the bible

Yuck.

>>35035945
Cletus plz.

i would pussy out and kill myself

I'd steal Hickok45's gong and travel towards Harrel. Forcing Hickok45 to hunt me down resulting in a gunfight between Hickok and Harrel.

>>35033282
I'd get my Bible off the shelf and set my affairs straight with the Almighty.

>>35035871
The latest one

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>>35033282
A spoon

I wonder how long before he talks about the two shootings he says he was in. In his top five home defense guns video, he claims that the "rack the slide" deterrent doesn't work, and that he tried it once and still had to kill someone.

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>>35037976
This. Also, might be wise to follow >>35038191 idea.

>>35037873
>starts unironically talking about the bible
He mentioned The Gospel, used as an idiom, so of course he's pushing religion right?

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bump

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You know this is him, right?

http://www.wallowacountychieftain.com/20070619/harrell-freed-of-manslaughter-charges-in-troy-shooting

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>>35033282
>>35035846

>We're in my woods today, so please bear with any screams you may hear.
>Today we're gonna take a look at how good anon prepared for my coming assault
>I get asked frequently, "I bet you couldn't actually track me down, could ya, fgt?" or "What did you say to me, you little bitch?"
>First, I'd like to address a few points
>Number 1, I've ALREADY tracked anon down, he's in that high-tech fleece bullet-stop over there, probably hoping I have yet to notice him
>Number 2, I brought with me today two of my personal favorite pistols: a Beretta 92FS and a 1911 Government
>I'm going to shoot the left side of anon with the 92FS and the right with the 1911
>OK, I'll start with the 92FS
>(5 rounds are fired)
>Now let's try the 1911
>(5 rounds are fired)
>So how did we do? Let's take a closer look
>So you can see here that while the high-tech fleece bullet stop did dampen the bullets a bit, overall they did not prevent anon from being absolutely pulverized.
>Here's the bullets I recovered.
>And the expansion is great, as you can see.
>But does all this answer the question, "I bet you can't find me, faggot?"
>You be the judge.

>So, as always, don't try this at home, I'm what you call a professional, and thanks for watching my "Anon is a gigantic faggot" video
>Written and Directed By Paul Harrell

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>>35043085
Nicely done, Anon.

>>35043085
You forgot the guitar solo

>>35043085
Nice one

>>35043085
Not bad at all.

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>>35043085
kek

>>35033282
>What kind of gear would you get?

blonde in a thong and heels and a scoped 300winmag deals with all situations.

figure it out

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>>35033282
>>35033282
>You have 24 hours for preparations before this guy will start hunting you.


too easy

try this guy....real fucking trouble

>>35043085
top fucking kek

>>35044611
yuck, why did you choose an Anchorman 2 gif?

>>35043085
>We're in my woods today, so please bear with any screams you may hear.
My sides

>>35033282
Lol, just leave, use cash, no cell phones. Good luck guy. Also before I leave use an app that tracks my location and posts it to face book, but phone on a train. Bye phone. Before that post about going to a third location. Shave, dye my hair. Use fake id's. Cash money son.

>>35033282
Geeezus thats a kikel face if Ive ever seen one

>1000 denier cordura jumpsuit.
>2 pairs underclothes.
>MICH with electro ears
>puma combat boots
> alice lbe with T&T pouch,2xmag pouch, saw pouch, and fox tactical recon buttpack all riding on hips
>14 mags of m193
>4 x 30mm tear gas canisters
>M16A4gery with cobray 30mm
>Vortex variable
>bayonet and bowie

>3 packs of SOS 3600 calorie ration packs
>water

I know how I hike eating 1320 calories a day at 250 lbs, lost a lot of weight and all that gear tares me to 180-200 lbs. After eati g the bars my body gets a ton of energy from my Rich piana size muscles in catabolysis form.

I will start running and fighting, and since it is getting to winter I will pack a woobie and poncho

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>>35046447
Forgot to post but this is kinda my loadout minus the cocaine

>>35046469
>minus the cocaine
Whats even the point then

>>35033282
show up at his house and shoot him in the face

>>35033282
Hope he likes mines.

Lots of them.

>>35033282
I get a Lawyer, Numerous Pens and a plethora of Paperwork from my life insurance that guarantees my next of kin a right to sue him for manslaughter.

I'd be fucked short time for sure (Long time since I'm dead) but damn it if I didn't provide for my family using such a ridiculous scenario.

>>35037655
I read it and I smiled mirthfully.

I didn't want you to go without a (You) after typing that up.

>>35033282
>spend my life's savings on a night of pleasure on the town after dropping all my guns off in a storage container and telling /k/ where the key is
>accept my fate

>>35046566

Some guy tried that, Paul killed him

>>35043085
As you can see, where a bullet hit a rib, it broke it. Also, the lung tissue behind the ribs is destroyed. Note the defensive wounds where some bullets went through anons hands as he pleaded for his pathetic life.