You get 100 million dollars, but you are never allowed to touch

>get 100 million dollars
>get a gun
How are they going to stop me I have a gun

>>35003638
Yeah unless 100 million dollars is worthless
>Tfw fiat currency and there's no objective value leading to inflation and real wages falling while cost of living goes up

>>35003655
By killing you before you re able to touch a gun

I would, honestly. I'd just buy armored vehicles and invest. Maybe open a shooting range.

>>35003655

By getting more guys with guns

>allowed
SHALL

heck yeah

>have 100m
>make a facility that trains 10/10 models to become my personal armed guard
>move to Montana
>make some kind of religion
>have a private compound where I drink and get my dick sucked 24/7

>>35003743
This guy's thinking

>>35003638
>accept.
>wear gloves

>>35003638
I'll just buy guns as a collector then.

>>35003814
You should make a pact with the Devil m8

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>>35003638
>own nothing but cannons and artillery
>cc an over .50 bore howdah pistol
>HD is a 4 bore KS-23
>invest in breeki bro and get the pricing of his stens to 250 for a stock model and 300 for wood or folding stock
>have a gunsmith on retainer to make whatever random overly large bore destructive devices I want
>invest the rest in hedge funds

>>35003638
no

>>35003638
Yup. 100k on latex gloves, 99M on guns, 900k on cases/storage.

>>35003668
Invest in silver, gold and ammunition brah

>>35003743
This

Besides I can keep myself pretty busy with all of my other hobbies. $100 mil can do a lot for archery, classic cars, sport bikes, and /out/ travelling. It would do a hell of a lot more for my family and myself. Plus I could finally move back out west and split the difference with martial arts training and all the explosives I can afford and the wife can still have guns so whatever.

Does siminution count?

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According to chemistry and rules of hydrogen bonding, none of "my" molecules ever actually come into contact with "the guns" molecules. Checkmate, mate. Gibbe dats 100 millio and I'll keep finger (almost)fucking whatever I want

>>35003638
Gunna buy me some sweet ass gloves.

>>35004413
Everything is covered in electrons with a negative charge.
Therefore everything repels everything else, and nothing touches.

>>35003638
Better question, what would Lawrence's AR look like?

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>>35004479
Thank you anon, I have just been notified that this is what I'm good at (Not including chemistry)

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>>35003655
I'd like to see you throw down with a 40 ft tall man made of fire, gun or no gun.

Shit nigga even just a fire-aligned animal of similar size to you, I don't think you could even take on a coyote let alone a wish-granting beast of myth

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>>35003638
i can hire guards right? i guess i could make due.

i also want to mention that i'm embarrassed how long it took me to find this picture. i used to be a /r/egular, in my college days it would have taken minutes.

>>35003814
have you ever thought of taking up a career in law?

Develop a automatic crossbow that shoots exploding bolts.

>grenades

>>35004479
>Therefore everything repels everything else, and nothing touches.
So what you're saying is, it's totally normal for women to not want to touch my penis?

Phew, that's a load off my mind.

>>35004151
>Fiat currency is unreliable
>Buy gold

Uh oh retard alert.

Buy bullets, copper, petrol, or water if you have space.

>>35003638
Considering ive never touched a gun, sure. Oh yea im in liberal canada btw, its a rough life out here.

>>35003638
Does that include air/pneumatic and gauss/coil?

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Define gun.

>>35005594
Canadian gun laws are fairly decent though, except the whole "banning certain guns by name" thing.

>>35005639
>mag cap limits
>no carry
>self-defense is illegal
Could be better desu

>>35003814
>No cheek weld
>Can't let the gun graze your arm

Risky but possible.

>>35005599
t. fonv fanatic who owns a copy of metro and approximately zero guns

kys

>>35005703
mag caps are an RPAL thing which are trivial to get

carrying is irrelevant because you dont need to

self-defense includes lethal force

kill yourself yankee disinfo agent

>>35003638
mortars and rockets for me then

>>35005735
gee whiz, its not like there are and have been existent arms that uses compressed air that are capable of killing man, deer, or buffalo. Nor are there any advances at all being made with capacitor, battery, or DEW tech.

go stick your fiddly bits in the spinny bits of a lawnmower so that neither the current generation nor the future generations must suffer the inane drivel that you try to pass off as humor.

>wears gloves

>>35005800
>doesn't name one
>doesn't own one
>namedrops random ages-old technologies like it means anything
Yeah that new Metro game is SWEET huh!?!?

Excuse me while I go play with my BB gun, you know, the literal toy.

>>35005733
>wears balaclava

>>35003638
Only touch atleast 2 guns from then on

>>35003638
For $100M, I can hire people to touch guns for me.

For fun, I can stick to crossbows and air rifles.

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>>35004483
>"Two clips at the same time, man!"

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>>35005748
Fuck you faggot I live here, RPAL doesn't let you have standard cap mags and it is literally illegal to carry any object for the purpose of self-defense. God save you if you ever shoot someone, too, because even if self-defense is technically legal they'll do their utmost to fuck you on improper storage, reckless discharge, etc.

>>35003638
Yup. My drill sarent told me that an M4 aint a gun its a rifle and guns are for niggers.

>>35003638
>no. no, man.
>shit, no, man.
>I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

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>>35003802
hes describing facry 5

>>35005881
>RPAL doesn't let you have standard cap mags
literally it do
>and it is literally illegal to carry any object for the purpose of self-defense
because "for the purpose of self-defense" implies that you are walking around town going "i wish a nigga would" and are intending to get into a fight

maybe conduct your life in a more peaceful way?? then you can use that convenient hammer you have in your carpenter's tool bag to kill a man for at least some reason instead of for no reason like the paranoid lunatic you are

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>>35005926
>literally it do
Literally it don't, 10 rounds is not standard capacity

>maybe conduct your life in a more peaceful way??

>>35005832
I actually have never played Metro.

Since you insist on pretending (?) to be obtuse regarding air powered arms:
http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2014/05/02/32-cal-caselman-air-powered-machine-gun/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girandoni_air_rifle
http://www.pyramydair.com/s/m/AirForce_Texan_Big_Bore_Air_Rifle/3575/7496
to name a few.

And just to humor you, though an admitted poorfag, I own: M38 Turkish Mauser, Westernfield 550c, Winchester 190, H&R Pardner Pump, 2x H&R/NEF Pardners, Romanian SKS, Nagant M1895, Hi-point C9, Hi-point 995, Post-war M1 Carbine, Ruger SR22, Taurus PT-22, Kel-tec P3AT, Bersa Thunder 380, and a Pietta 1851 "Confederate".

Now post your's (or a dickpic) faggot. I'm under no impression that you are as stupid as you present yourself, only bored or starved for human attention. More then anything could be seen as a PSA that there is some neat shit that can be done with airguns.

>>35005970
Air """guns""" are literally play-things for children. Maybe you should educate yourself.

world.guns.ru

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>>35005995
so are being pedantic about the usage of air*gun* vs air*rifle* or are you maintaining your charade of dense, borderline biologically damaged, stupidity?

>>35003638

Oh, God, yeah. I'd be sad for sure, but then I'd get a couple more top-tier bows, a few different cabins around BC, a fishing boat with the best gear...

>fish salmon all summer
>hunt elk, moose, deer all fall
>backpack Europe, Asia, Africa, South America all Winter & Spring

I'd sure miss my rifles, but goddamn, what a life.

>>35003638
yes but only because i would use the money to fund my M3 obsession. I'd just channel all my energy into that and driving. Also fucking whores and traveling.

>>35005586
>copper
You fucking idiots are hilarious when you try to cash out your retarded bullions

>>35003638
Yes. I live in a country where gun ownership is overly restrictive, gun-sport is near non-existent, and the few people who do own guns are the most fuddy fudds that ever did fudd. On the other hand, a hundred million can buy me a hell of a lot of swords, and I'm kind of a swords man myself.

>>35003743
You think you could really do all that with just 100mill? 100mill isn't even "Pizzagate"-tier levels of rich. It's like barely Bruno Mars-tier rich.

You'd have to do a LOT of investing first before you can even think of starting your own religion. And own religion based on what? Don't be foolish, anon. Give your money to me and I'll make sure you'll never have to worry about money for the rest of your waking life...

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>>35006299

>>35003814
Fuuuuuuug, this is "Twilight Zone" levels of hackery. But the good kind of hackery that gives it 6 more seasons of prime time and a color update adapted in 2001.

>>35005342
I didn't even know there were people who even used /r/ as a primary board. I thought it was just people posting gifs in desperation who happen to stumble upon savvier people posting gifs in desperation stumbling upon savvier people posting gifs in desperation, etc. etc.

>>35003743
Waco?

yes, I'd pay my bodyguards to handle my guns for me

>>35005586
You know petrol expires quickly right

>>35003814
You're good.

>>35005447
>Develop a automatic crossbow that shoots exploding bolts.

If you've never heard before, they make arrow heads that hold .357Mag or .38Special cartridges. I suppose you can modify them to put the arrow heads onto crossbow bolts.

http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2013/06/04/bow-mag-bullet-tipped-arrow-heads/

>>35005586
>>Fiat currency is unreliable
implying negative implications about the unreliability of fiat currency
ok good luck wheelbarrowing your paycheck to the market for a loaf of bread m8

>>35008111
These are total garbage though. Also technically a gun.

>>35006299
Poland?

>>35006386
long time ago, before it was split, it was the google-fu dojo. not sure what the culture on them is now, but folks delivering probably aren't just browsing through waiting for their questions to be answered.

>>35003638
Take the cash. Wear nitrile gloves for touchless shooting.

>>35003974
Congratulations, your guns just starved to death.

>>35003638
Hell yeah

Gloves

>>35005733
Long sleeves and Saran wrap are all you need.

>>35005011
Holy fuck if i could sex the dragon then i actually might

>>35005926
>Maybe you should think about doing x?? Like omigosh
Kys

>>35003974
Best answer

>>35008560
Best answer.