>there are people on this board who fantasize about being

>>34988563
I sometime fantasize saving a city from a nuke by hijacking taking down a terrorist's plane into the sea. With no survivors of course.

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>>34988563

Nah, my bar is higher and more autistic than that.

I just fantasize about self-inserting into the Mass Effect universe and saving the galaxy with my catgirl (male) gf.

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>>34988563
I often fantasize about buying elf sex slaves from an orc or goblin auction. Usually a lot of negotiating about the price of the women and stuff, bringing about whether they have scars or if they're virgins into the pricing range.
I usually get bored of the fantasy after I negotiate a fair deal and get the property home, though.

>>34988563
Become a sky marshal
????
Profit?

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>>34988970
You fantasizing more about trading, aren't you?

>>34988563
> Be air marshal on plane
> The obvious guys kill the pilots and hijack the plane
> Shoot hijackers
> Swedish lady goes berserk that you just shot possible doctor rapefugees
> Shoot lady dead and realize what you have done
> There must be no witnesses
> Fly plane into mudslime cube in mecca
> ???
> PROFIT?

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>>34988970
You, I like you.

Those same cucks would yell "racism" if the government didn't let the terrorists on the plane too

>>34991100
trip dubs demand the sacrifice

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>>34988563
i fantasize about big muscley minotaur girls kidnapping me and turning me into their enslaved breeding stud, dressing me up like a milk maid, making me lick their abs and underarms after they've worked up a sweat and so forth.

>>34988563
>tfw have self aware tulpa to chit chat with

>>34990711

>tfw I have a reoccurring dream about running some weird middle of nowhere general store/pawn shop thing selling everything from dirt bikes to VHSes to chinese AKs along with groceries and sundries.
The worst part is not too long ago similar economic retardation still survived in my state.
An example in it's modern natural state (desperately searching for a sucker to sell out to) https://eugene.craigslist.org/bfd/d/pawn-shop-city-regulated/6244583473.html
Damn wheels of progress making capitalism all efficient n shit

>>34992213
>tfw will never be a general goods merchant trading in everything from necesities to luxuries on the farthest edge of the frontier
shit sucks

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>>34992229
>Born to late to explore the earth
>Born to early to be a trader at the edges of humanity's galactic empire
>Born just in time to browse /k/

>>34992297
*too early and too late

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>>34992297
i dream of alien worlds and meeting neat aliens, especially their females, selling them our goods and getting theirs, and fugging their females

>>34992229
Become a general store manager in Alaska. Bam.

>>34992367
too cold

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>>34988563
Lmao I probably could have made it on with a gun if I tried

>>34988563
I fantasize about befriending everyone so guns arnt controversial and all war ends. they're just regarded as interesting bits or tech-history.

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>>34988970
Sounds like Weeping Orc is your man

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>>34988563
I fantasize about being the commander to a military of weapon girls, like Kancolle and Upotte. But, like, they're all the size of what they represent, so girls who are pistols are adorably tiny and girls who are ships are absolutely massive.

>>34988970
Me too, but in a post apocalyptic town. I also like to fantasize bout being knocked out by a stalker monster then rescued by a qt who nurses me back to health in her basement hideout.

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>>34988563
actually my fantasy is having owning a small diner near an airfield with my waifu

>>34988563
I fantasize about being infertile and the ability to make the world infertile as well.

>>34988673
>mass effect universe
cowboy bebop and/or Firefly > mass effect for maximum space cowboy, and you still get real guns none of that thermal shit. I'd keep the trap cat gf tho

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>>34991753
I like the way you think, anon.

I fantasize about having a genetically engineered 7 ft tall sci fi amazon warrior woman to sexually dominate me.

>>34997007
i like your thinking

I fantasize about not being lonely all the time, having friends, a gf, and not being a noguns anymore.

>>34997013
We're all gonna make it brah...

>>34988563
This worthless shitpost thread has been allowed to survive for one day and two hours. All of you who responded without saging should feel great shame.

>>34997840
here's a bump out of spite of this retard faggot
cry me a river

>>34997013
>not being a noguns anymore.
Well im already ahead of you in that regard at least

I fantasize about motherfuckers on armslist answering emails inside of 12 hours

>>34997840
Are you implying any of us here on this Tajikistani Kerosene enthusiasts board have any sense of shame left?

>>34996982
i'd like to sneak into her sock before lights out