PRC BTFO: Chinese Kids "Too Fat And Masturbate Too Much"

>>34958786
Proof that masturbating too much will make you go blind.

>>34958786
Their Army isnt PRoperly trained for warfare most of their training are spent on Political Bullshit.

>>34959016
This. China military probably can't function in a true war.

>>34959024
MOst Likely Since theyre Qualifications for joining their Army is Low since Chinese Youth are Frail,weak and Overweight

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>>34959016
PLA isn't even necessarily there for 'fighting enemy forces', they're entirely there to carry out the orders of the party. They're not even under any obligation to defend people or territory if the party didn't want them to do that: run over civilians in tanks, do that 3rd world parade shit, china stronk memes etc.
They do that just fine and keeps the people in power that pays the bills

>>34959071
Got a link to the liveleak of this video?

>>34959071
Wtf is the context here? Also, is he stabbing the shit out of the guy he just ran over?

>>34958786
Define "too muh"

>>34961211
Doing time is cheaper than paying that nigga's medical expenses. Judging from many similar videos i think that is probably the norm there.

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>>34958786
proof that eating so much sugar, plastic, and soy will make anyone fat.

>>34959071
Talk shit, get hit.

>>34958957
Underrated post.

>>34959033
Holy Capitalizing incorreTly Batman!!

>>34961237
Damn that's fucked up.

>>34959033
>>34959016
Judging by your writing skills and analytic thinking capacity, you don't seem to be too bright, aren't you? Does US army accept you?

>>34961216
this, the US military might be dangerously overfapped depending on the metric

>>34961237
>Judging from many similar videos i think that is probably the norm there.
Yeah, I really believe you. That was not an accident but intentionally murder. And penalty of murder in China is death actually, very cheap indeed.

>>34958786
>>34959016
>>34959024
>>34959071
Exactly. Chinks and PLA are just paper tiger, don't worry about them, they're incapable to be a threat, they're no match to mighty US fluid genders military. That's why PLA want to reduce 300 thousands men, because they're lacking of proper enlistments now, all their youth are fat and useless. America can beat Chinks without a single shot! Fucking China is collapsing and BTFO!! Gosh my dick is rock hard now!!!

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>>34961570
Thread theme!
https://youtu.be/U1mlCPMYtPk

>>34961570
Stop fapping Chang, didn't you read the article?

Oh, the squinty eyes. Sorry.

>>34961383
The CPC thanks you for your support. 5 yuan has been deposited to your account.

>>34961383
Nope but the Marine Corps does

>>34958786
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/too-fat-fight-obesity-crisis-national-security-risk-n582331

America beat them to it.

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>Chinese army starts collecting Chinese jizz because what the fuck else is there to do besides masturbate panda bears
>Indian army tries to invade
>Millions of gallons of Chinese jizz gets poured down southern side of Himalayas
>India drowns under a tidal bore of Chinese cum

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>>34961570
Sneaky chink detected.

>>34958957
fpbp