Any station this net, any station this net this is /k/ilo6 Romeo

>>34952069
That's s solid /k/opy, over

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>>34952069
REGIMENTAL HEADQUARTERS, COME IN PLEASE

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>>34952069
Breaker breaker come in Earth. This is rocket ship 27...the aliens fucked over the carburetor on engine number 4, I'm gonna try to refuckulate it and land this thing on Juniper and hopefully they have some space weed, over.

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>>34952069
Hallå?

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>>34952069
Red Leader standing by. All wings report in.

>>34952069
Kilo 6 Romeo, Charlie 1 Whiskey, Lima Charlie, Over.

Switch to DCS ranging In the pipe five by five

>>34952069

Kilo 6 Romeo, this is Downtown, I have you lima charlie, how me, over?

>>34952711

>kom?

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>>34952069
Kiddosex romero, this is moldy labia reading you clear. Stay in traffic over.

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breaker one breaker one, might be crazy but i ain't dumb. crazy cooter comin' atcha. any y'all duke boys got your ears on? come back

>>34953198
Spunkmeier, did you close the rear door? Spunkmeier?

>>34952701
That's not how space people talk Ricky

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This is bong 21, unable to assist at present, out.

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Herro? Sorry you have wrong numbah!

>>34953248
Dat looks kike a lipo charger

>>34953248
kek

>>34953206
>>34953168
>>34952069
Dat proper radio etiquette

>>34954107
Gotta practice them drills

/k/ilo6, this is Quebec 1-3, open traffic, over

>>34952886
Red Ten standing by

I spell OSCAR PAPA
I say again FOXTROT ALPHA GOLF GOLF OSCAR TANGO over...

excuse me, this is Pekka, has anyone of you seen my pants? I lost them during my guard shift.

>>34954340
Underrated post

>>34954340
ROGER THAT

OSCAR PAPA;

OSCAR PAPA SIERRA UNIFORM CHARLIE KILO SIERRA DELTA INDIA CHARLIE KILO?

CAN ANYONE ELSE CONFIRM?

>>34954563
OP here that's a hard copy over

>>34954856
ROGER THAT.

ORDNANCE INBOUND!

SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER

MIKE CHARLIE FIVE SIX ONE DELTA GOLF

TIME TWO NINE

AUTHENTICATION DELTA NINE

>>34954879
Splash over

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Я чeлoвeк бoльнoй… Я злoй чeлoвeк. Heпpивлeкaтeльный я чeлoвeк. Я дyмaю, чтo y мeня бoлит пeчeнь. Bпpoчeм, я ни шишa нe cмыcлю в мoeй бoлeзни и нe знaю нaвepнo, чтo y мeня бoлит. Я нe лeчycь и никoгдa нe лeчилcя, хoтя мeдицинy и дoктopoв yвaжaю. К тoмy жe я eщe и cyeвepeн дo кpaйнocти; нy, хoть нacтoлькo, чтoб yвaжaть мeдицинy. (Я дocтaтoчнo oбpaзoвaн, чтoб нe быть cyeвepным, нo я cyeвepeн). Heт-c, я нe хoчy лeчитьcя co злocти. Boт этoгo, нaвepнo, нe извoлитe пoнимaть. Hy-c, a я пoнимaю. Я, paзyмeeтcя, нe cyмeю вaм oбъяcнить, кoмy имeннo я нacoлю в этoм cлyчae мoeй злocтью; я oтличнo хopoшo знaю, чтo и дoктopaм я никaк нe cмoгy «нaгaдить» тeм, чтo y них нe лeчycь; я лyчшe вcякoгo знaю, чтo вceм этим я eдинcтвeннo тoлькo ceбe пoвpeжy и никoмy бoльшe. Ho вce-тaки, ecли я нe лeчycь, тaк этo co злocти. Пeчeнкa бoлит, тaк вoт пycкaй жe ee eщe кpeпчe бoлит!

>>34952069
As an RTO this triggers me

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>>34952886
Red Skelton standing by

>>34955990
Why? It's accurate

Alpha 6 Romeo, this is Alpha 2-6 Romeo, nine line to follow over.

>>34952711
Ain't no halla back girl

>>34956908
Alpha 2-6 Romeo, this is Alpha 6 Romeo, send when ready, over.

>>34957033
Roger
Line 1: 16 Tango Foxtrot Quebec 8830/6745
Line 2: Alpha 2-6 Romeo
Line 3: Alpha
Line 4: Delta
Line 5: Lima 1, break

...

Line 6: Echo
Line 7: Charlie
Line 8: Alpha
Line 9: None

How copy? Over.

>>34957181
Alpha 2-6 Romeo, Alpha 6 Romeo copy, confirm to follow break
16 Tango Foxtrot Quebec 8830/6745, Alpha 2-6 Romeo, Alpha, Delta, Lima 1 break
Echo, Charlie, Alpha, None break

Alpha 6 Romeo copies all, casevac ETA 1-5 mikes on your pos, send Mike India Sierra Tango when ready. Over

Hi! My name is Timmy and my Dad left this radio here before he left Mom. I like pokemon, ice cream, and bracketed artillery strikes on my Dad's car or house. Bye!

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>>34952069
Uh... the situation is rapidly developing

>>34957339
Alpha 6 Romeo, Alpha 2-6 Romeo, I copy casevac ETA 1-5 mikes on Alpha 2's pos.

Prepare to copy MIST, break.

Mike - Gun shot
India - Entry wound in chest
Sierra - Uneven rise/fall of diaphragm
Tango - Morphine, occlusive chest dressing, needle decompression

Over.

>>34952886
BIg red standing by

Control, Dragon 11.

Can you show me hooked up to trailer 401 hauling 5-by 9-mikes, 2-by 9X's, total NEW of Zero, rolling from 109 to 7026?

>>34952069
Conn, Sonar, new contact, bearing 212, designate Sierra 1.

>>34957530
Alpha 2-6 Romeo, Alpha 6 Romeo has solid copy, confirm to follow, break
Gunshot, entry wound in chest, uneven rise and fall of diaphragm break
Morphine, occlusive chest dressing, needle decompression break

Will relay to casevac, do what you can from there, over.

>>34956255
Exactly because of its accuracy for the most part. The fact that people who were probably never in a position to use radios like this actually look up the lingo and that autism actually manifests into a thread. It's actually kinda impressive

>>34957595
Roger Alpha 6 Romeo, Alpha 2-6 Romeo out.

>>34957652
Im a bong signaller, I just find it funny. If people wanna use proper voice procedure and comms chatter then more power to them

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>>34952069
This is Cowboy One, read you loud and clear. Standing by with beer and a bow, how copy?

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>>34952069
Juuh?

BROKEN ARROW
I SAY AGAIN BROKEN ARROW

Hello thank you for calling papa johns may I take your order?

UUH BREAKER ONE NINE THIS HERE'S THE RUBBER DUCK

Enemy MAN 400 meters SOUTH EAST

>>34952069
Kilo 6 Romeo, Romeo Nero One. Oscar Oscar Whiskey six two two five six four one eight zero nine zero four zero three seven five. Over.

>>34952069
Papa November 4 5 Niner, /kilo6 Romeo am I cleared for landing?

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I've got my forward coms team trying to figure out what the fuck is going on.

>>34952069
SKYKANG SKYKANG DINDU NUFFIN

SKYKANG SKYKANG DINDU NUFFIN

AYO HOL UP HOL UP

MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB

>>34956908
Is calling in a casualty evac request for a single urgent casualty who needs a ventilator. There are enemy in the area, LZ will be marked with smoke, casualty is US military, no nuclear/bio/chemical threats as outlined in >>34957181
>>34957339
Says evac is 15 mins away, and asks for more information about the casualty. >>34957530 is the response.

>>34954931
Is trying to launch the nukes.

>>34960099
Sunk OP in an exercise, if his solution is correct.

>>34960252
For>>34960111

>>34952069
Tower, this is Romeo Papa three three seven four Charlie, we have lost all four engines.
I repeat, lost power from all four engines.

Requesting vector to nearest airport, over.

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>>34960136

BWAHAHAHA!

>>34952069
All stations, this is NCTAMS PAC. Who the everloving fuck posted our frequencies on 4chan again?!

>>34952069
You know that feeling when someone comes up to you, pointing out something wrong, then you think they are blaming you for it?

It Ain't Me. Kygo, Selena Gomez.

Here on the Magic.

>>34960663
IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW

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BREAK BREAK BREAK ALL ELEMENTS BE ADVISED BIG GUN 66 IS EN ROUTE TO OUR LOCATION, ETA 5 MIKES. OUR ELEMENT WILL BE CHARLIE MIKE TO RP BACK TO COP /tv/ /k/ilo6 Romeo out...

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>>34952886
Porkchop 6 standing by