To all my fellow yurocucks out there... what is your choice melee

>>34935923
I didn't realize they had headcrabs in eastern euro

>>34935923
why don't you just kill some civil protection jackboot and get the usp match that he has?

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>>34935952
>>34935953
I have honestly been thinking of painting a nice red stripe on it for authenticity
I already wear Gordon's type of glasses so its a perfect fit!

>>34936087
now you just need a beard and a phd in theoretical physics

>>34935923
>Eastern Euro
>crowbar
>Self defence
Yeah, you're not fooling anyone, Wakowski.

>>34935923
sup romania
http://arms.bg/

>>34936185
I have a theoretical degree in physics.

>>34936268
who says that only the polish can own crowbars?

>>34935923
Considered a deadly weapon in the UKuck

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>>34936608
what do they use to lever things then? Parliament-approved safety crowbars with squishy foam endcaps?

The UK is like a big joke sometimes.

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>>34936863
They get a muslim to do it. Because diversity.

>>34936889
>bicycle wheel
>car stereo
>PLASTIC gas can????
Who would look at a green plastic gas can and think "Yeah, you can kill someone with this."?

>>34937471
kek looks like they raided some hipster's garage

>>34935952
Nigger HL2 takes place in Eastern Europe.

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>>34935952
They have a headscarf problem!

>>34936268
Its has other uses...

I have a machrte and a self defense flaslight

Got this fella, plus royal japanese flag im gonna wear like a cape while rushing at the intruder yelling "BANZAIIIIII" as loud as i can.
I think that will be effective on scaring them away.

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>>34939625
forgot pic

>>34935923
Crowbar, easily explained as to why you have a crowbar ready if anything happens
>Oh officer I was moving this thing to my dad's to break apart some furniture, that's what a crowbar is in my car
Or whatever, fuck this country.

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No silly legal issues about using weapons that aren't really weapons in germany. At least not in self defense at home... I hope.

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> extended baton
> Great investment
>Got one one

>>34941539
No, that's allright. Use whatever you want for self-defense, because if the judge is a lefty fuck (most likely) that has lost his connection with reality (again most likely), he wil fuck you raw and make you apologize to the poor Fachkraft.