Power just went out and my dogs are barking like crazy. The stasi

>>34915866
the meme gun so the sticky bolt results in one less slavaboo on this planet.

This is your chance to shoot yourself in the head before that option is taken away from you and you are forced into bondage for the rest of your life. Make it count.

>>34915866

You're on /k/ you stupid faggot. There is only one option.

Duct tape bayonet to penis. Begin helicopter dick. Advance on enemy troops. Achieve victory.

>>34915866
what is with the feet, they are nasty wear shoe next time please

>>34915866
>Power just went out and my dogs are barking like crazy.
>The stasi are probably going to start their door to door executions any second now.
>Which rifle do I use to clear/defend my home?? Bayonet or no bayonet??
>Pls respond quickly!
Fort Wayne fag? Same shit going on here

>>34915993
Do this, and stick the largest caliber you can into your urethra so you can rain hate on your enemies as you dickle-dance down the hallways

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>>34915866
Affix bayos on both and charge with one raifu in each hand.