>Go to gunshow
>see some nice guns and gear at a stand
>stand is ran by the fuddiest old fudd good Ol' boy redneck
>Ask "Hey how much is this scope?
>"HUH? SAY AGAIN YOUNG MAN?
>say louder "How much is this scope?"
>"AH CAN'T HEAR A WORD YER SAYIN SON, I DON'T HEAR SO GOOD.."
>yell "HOW MUCH IS THIS SCOPE"
>everyone in the vicinity turns to look at the commotion
>"ahlright now no need to get excited, dat dere scope'll run about $45."
>state loudly "Will you do $30?"
>"HUH? SAY AGAIN?"
>mfw
>>34909973
It's loud in there and hearing aids don't work well with lots of ambient noise.
Be nice.
>>34909973
>tfw my life is eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>tfw missing what someone said because I don't want people to get mad when I ask them to repeat themselves
>>34909973
Well you're a dumb frog poster, but anyways.
One time I went to Fleet Farm to buy ear plugs and asked an old man who was an employee
>Where can I find the earplugs
What!?!
>The earplugs
You gotta speak up
>WHERE CAN I FIND EAR PROTECTION, EAR PLUGS!!!
Then I realized the old guy was fucking with me as if he was ear plugs. We laughed. Then he showed me where they were. Sure you aren't just autistic and got goofed by an old dude?
>>34909973
Ran into an old redneck fuddy fudd at a gun show not terrible long ago
> hey how much you want for this Svt-40?
> "350 leaf$"
> "the lgs has them on all day for 300"
> "well no shit? Take er for 350 an ill toss in this ol beater single shot 12 gauge, its nice seein younger generations get into the sport"
>Mfw
> wow thank you!
>>34910003
Lol Fudd doesn't wear hearing aids. They either can't afford it or they think it's a form of weakness (or looks bad). My father in law is a fudd that can't hear for shit, but refuses to get hearing aids because he has some kind of strange male bravado thing going on that makes him think he is weak for wearing them.
>>34910121
That's fucking awesome friendo
>>34910121
There is still hope for the world. Glad you had this experience anon.
>>34910148
>>34910155
Thought he was gonna tell me to fuck off or something. Heres the 50$ shotgun. Its sawn off but still legal length. Only using 2 3/4 birbshot and its pretty damn fun
>>34910259
not that I care about laws but isn't there something stupid that says you cant modify the length of a barrel unless it's factory in Canada?