If you got airdropped into a Brazilian favela with only one weapon

>>34893842
you can take a cab out of there. like, it's not sarajevo -most of the time-

Gold plated deagle to be presented as tribute to the local overlord in return for safe passage as well as 3 mags of solid gold deagle brand bullets to pawn and barter

>>34893853

Not if you have to survive for 3 days as an armed foreigner

>>34893842
Why Delta is waiting for me at the beach? Why aren't they coming to rescue me?

Fal, or something in .308 plenty of more ammo around.

>>34893842
Why would the favela monkeys harass youfor being foreign?
As long as you're not running around looking rich as fuck they'll probably not really care. Just rip your shirt and pants up and rub some dirt on yourself.

>>34895107
Favelas are a hostile environment, where they shoot any outsider on sight.

>>34893842
American 180 suppressed
Move at night

>>34895186
Only if you're BOPE.

>>34893842
>be me
>get along great with the coloreds and other morons
>literally spend 3 days and nights bumming around favelas seeing the sights, learning the language, and becoming friends with locals
>no problems because i have nothing worth stealing and im an alright dude who isn't autistic
>on the fourth day rides/walk out to the coast
>make friends with some new deltabros before leabing
>write a book about it
>live rest of my life in the lap of luxury

It's good to be a functioning human bean

>>34893842
Glock 19 IWB.

>>34895240
Pretty much this.

>>34893864
you would be killed in 3 seconds

>>34895240
Your organs are very valuable. Brazil has many organ trafficking rings, you will vanish there and never be seen again.

>>34894135
you just need money and they will let you do what the fuck you want, they aren't communists

>>34893842
>P90, good penetration, rate of fire, range, and compact, plus 3 magazines gives me 150 rounds

how I survive depends on what I have to/get to do
If I have no repercussions
>stake out a complex
>find a room that nobody has come in or out of in several hous
>knock on the door
>most likely to be empty or only have one person in it.
>no response = break into apartment and wait out the next few days
>response = hold the man at gunpoint, enter in, knock him to the floor, hold a pillow to the end of the barrel, one shot to the heart
>hide body in closet, hope I can handle the smell for 2 days
>when time is up, I'll scavenge what I can from the apartment
>flag down a cab
>take it to the rio shore
Mission accomplished

>>34893842
Something concealable, maybe a ppk for James Bond bonus points

>>34895512
>Brazil has many organ trafficking rings
no, we are not Israel.
>you will vanish there and never be seen again
well, that part its true

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>>34893842
>one weapon of your choice and three mags

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Mk. 23 with a LAM and holster

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flammenwerfer, with a lackey to haul extra flammen

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>>34895077
My nigga, better be wood furniture or gtfo

>>34895530
They may not be communist but Im sure they will attempt to convince you to spread the wealth, while they see you are armed you most likely will be come an organ doner.

My FN High Power 9mm and 3 15rnd mecgar mags.

Rub dirt on me and tear my shirt.

Engage locals in kite fighting and futbol.

Try not to die from drinking the water.

>>34895530
They may not be communist but Im sure they will attempt to convince you to spread the wealth, and while they see you are armed it will probably convince them you are an organ donor.

>>34893842
I would take Rook, his P90 is pretty good desu

>>34893842
I have a cousin who studies in Brazil (that puzzles me too) and he rents a room in a favela. One or two years later he didn't got killed or kidnapped.

>>34898128
Tell him to buy a lottery ticket

>>34895037
Budget cuts.

>>34895186
>>34895424
>>34895512
>>34898053
>>34898156
Foda-se e morra.

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>>34893842
Keep your mags.

Really though, probably a Px4 compact or a draco with a lower profile charging handle and an under the shirt back holster setup.

>Immediately call a hotel and have them call me a cab
>Get to the beach three days early
>Get a nice hotel room
>Maybe get some Brazilian ass while enjoying Rio's tourist scene
>Get extracted after a nice vacation
>Ask the team lead why the hell I was airdropped in Rio's favelas for no apparent reason and what possessed them to think I wouldn't just immediately gtfo to the safer areas

Anyone seen that Brazilian cop that posts here sometimes recently?

a pot of monkey stew to barter

>>34893842
Easy. AR-15 with three 30 rounders. As soon as I get dropped, make a b-line to the nearest tree or brush line and sleep in some hot ass rural area a few hundred meters away from the dirty Dota 2 kids.

>>34898011
>Using a flamethrower in the middle of one giant sprawling tinderbox

that's a great way to kill thousands of people including yourself

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>>34898270

a .38 model 10
a hawian shirt,khakis, sunglasses
a shaved head and beard
and the ability to express my depression and thoughts through original and very memorable smartass dark humor monologues

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>>34898270
>>34898284
winner!

Burn it all.

>>34898317
>tfw just played through max payne 3 again

Tommy with 3 drums.

>>34898011
This. I can't get mugged if everyone else is on fire.

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>>34893842
The only thing I need is these guns.

A karambit, three deagle mags to plug up my asshole while in there

Ruger Mini-14 in 5.56 with a folding stock. I would simply survive by using the environment to my advantage ie using scrap ling around to create simple yet effective traps.

>>34898241
I think he died.

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>>34898270

I'll be wearing a bulletproof fireman suit with an air tank and ice cold beer which will be flowing into my modified mask.

Set the immediately surrounding favela on fire, wait for everyone to die, wait for the entire extent of the favela to burn and fucking die, then have a leisurely stroll towards my rescuers, knowing that I just did the world a favor.

checkmate faggots

Well I'm actually a vampire so uhhhhh I guess I would just turn into a bat and fly away heh

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Davy Crockett with 3 reloads.

AKM With a scope, find a high place and stay

>>34899077
why was the davy crocket scrapped? i know it would apperantly irradiate the operators but im sure someone would fix that eventually

Some smol pistol, so I wouldn't stand out, probably.

>>34896230
>no, we are not Israel.
Wait, Israel has an organ-trafficking problem?

>>34899277
Mostly foreskins

>>34899279
Oy vey
S H U T
I T
D O W N

Why is almost no one talking abouut suppressors?

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>>34899279
Kek

>>34899277
Israel got a reputation of being a center for human organ trafficking some years ago.it had all, doctors, money, facilities and people willingly selling organs to rich people, which is by the way the MOST common way to get organs on the black market, disregard what your creepy pasta tells
not sure if it still is or not

>>34899277
>problem?
is it a problem when it generates revenue?

>>34899077
Mini nukes are real?

>>34895546
>pillow suppressor
Someone watches to many movies

>it's a white people overestimate Brazilian favela episode

You guys are going to be so disappointed

It's just a shitty part of town like any other
You can literally just walk out of there to the better part of town with no issue
>but I'm a foreigner!
That just means people will fuck with you less

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Ruger 10/22 takedown, with backpacker stock. Silencer. 3 bx-25 magazines.

>>34893842
Is that the essence of being American? Being afraid all the time?

Jesus Christ man live a little. The favelas arent that bad, even if youre white.

Better example would be Mogadishu or Detroit.

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>>34901512
>Brazilians are so ignorant they think Detroit and Mogadishu are dangerous

>>34900503
don't forget a steady and large source of organ "donors"

>>34899162
Something something Intercontinental Missiles.
Also yield is too small(almost 1/1000 of what is essentially prototype dirty bombs)
And because its basically a Rocket Launcher, on Steroids, turns out that 3-4km of range is too small to get anything done.

>>34898317
>.38
>not a PT92

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>>34893842

>>34895107

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/07/british-woman-shot-after-family-stray-into-brazil-favela

>>34893842
Three Mags and a WEAPON? Easy a 340 KT thermonuclear warhead and 3 mags of 5.56

>>34901049
>T. someone who never saw that, questioned it, looked it up, and saw that while not as effective as a traditional silencer it helps significantly

>>34893842
Suppressed MP7 with 40 rd mags.

flamethrower and 3 canisters of fun

>>34902491
>one example of a car jacking gone wrong
Look poor and people won't fuck with you.

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PPSH with one drum of buckshot, one drum of slugs and one drum of dragonsbreath bullets

Isn't summer over? what the fuck

>>34903043
It's one hell of a shotgun

>>34903043
why not 3 drums of alternating rounds, no unnecessary mag changes

>>34904040
Not a bad idea. Maybe one of the three can be full of frag rounds just in case ;) hehe

>>34893842
American 180 w/ 275 round magazines.
It's an unarmored orc horde, capacity is most important.

>>34893842
henry lever big boy chambered .357 and my s&w 686 special also .357 chambered.

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>>34901148

Don't try to talk sense, this thread is for retarded larpers who never go outside

>>34903043
nice tommy gun

>>34898317
Underrated

>>34898258
UMA DELICIA