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Guns

>build range on land
>charge to shoot on land
>rent guns
>rake in dough

>>34886804
Came here to post this

>get free land and free guns
>build /k/ompound
>host nuggetfest

>>34886804
Tank range

>>34886826
rare guns > tanks that are useless outside of aiming at the same hill forever

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Take option B. Get a Dora and a Schwerer Gustav.


Everything else is meaningless.


Charge a fortune to pilot and shoot, or extort canada for monies.

Buy A and C with the proceeds.

>>34886795
Gimme a A-7 corsair in portugese colors ( they are ex US navy planes).

C
>get massive airport to support the b1 lancers I choose
>sell airport for ridiculous amounts of money (billions are spent on building them)
>build house on massive practice area
>now have a massive plot of land and enough money to just buy options A and B

>>34886795
A, duh!

Aircraft.

1. A-10 warthog
2. HIND-D
3. Huey
4. B-24 bomber
5. PBY Catalina

I think this would be good.

>>34886856
Alternatively

>get fleet of B1 Lancers, an airport, supplies and support personnel
>sell services to impoverished nations and warlords
>rake in blood money from african civil wars
>reinvest in expanding your mercenary Air Force ad infinitum

>>34886795
C

SR-71
B2
AN-225 (with optional Buran attachment!)
one of those Iranian F-14s
and, I dunno, a Global Hawk drone or something?

>>34886795
C. I wouldn't need to buy or change anything nor worry about making money because I would be forever happy. I enjoy my LEO career and wouldn't want anything more than what I get from C.

>>34886795
C.

>F-35
>F-16
>B-1
>B-2
>A-10

C:

>B36
>F-22
>P-47
>Sea Fury
>B-1

>>34886795
100 fuckin Schwerer Gustavs

>Choose option B
>Use training grounds to set up giant tank battles business
>Tanks shoot frangible ammunition or blanks or lasers or something
>Themed battles like Golan Heights, 73 Easting, Kursk, El Alamein
>Also allow kids to have pizza parties
>Adults can kind take advantage of office parties

>>34886795
Jets, hands down.

>>34886948
>Wanting to fly boring ass bombers

>>34887267
>not wanting to be locked inside a B-2 with a 10/10 co-pilot

GUNS
U
N
S

I'd go with A and get the world's biggest porch, put guns everywhere on it, and yell at kids to get off my lawn.

>>34886849
Don't forget to vaporize chad

>>34886795
Guns. More things are accessible on foot.

Option A:
I probably wouldn't even break 100 before I was content.

>>34886795
Guns. personally for starters, all the swiss things. all the slav things. all the deutsch things. all the czech things. arsenal bunker in the AZ highlands, so Ian can show me how to properly fondle all these glorious blessings of the /k/ube

Begin selling magical /k/ube ammo supply for dirt cheap, all the weird calibers that my /k/omrades are forced to reload for; flood market with .357 sig, .454 casull, boxer primed 7.62x53r, 7.62x45cz, .32NAA, and brass cased 5.45, forcing gun manufacturers to branch out.

>Use profits to buyout/ownmajority share of freedom/cerberus group and the-company-formerly-known-as S&W, and restore them to their former glory.
this forces ExeterSig to re-evaluate their shit and either go the way of Colt, or step their game up and be something the Swiss and Germans can be proud of again

>After the first buyout, partner with Izmash and Kalashnikov on the DL and re-tool a manufacturing base in the US for proper AK production with aims to sell at a mid-range AR price. Arsenal stamps are a /k/ube pictogram and each AK comes with two free spam cans.

This is the beginning of the re/k/lamation

>now we're making enough profit to build Strelok Industries (Roanapur Koncern?) and start making small arms that never made very far for whatever reason, be it post war limitations, or governments just refusing to export
>RK95s, PM-9s, AS VALs, SVDs, Grozas, AK5s, FAMAS', XM8s, G11s, etc.

>Use extra profits to host a Milsurp buy/trade back, where fudds and faggots can ship their poor SKS's, Mausers, and Springfields to me in exchange for the gun (or enough cash to buy the gun) they would have tried to make by butchering the poor Kar98.
these artifacts of past wars are sold to appreciative buyers who would never dream of grinding off a military crest or JB welding a pic rail for a harris bipod.

>>34887968
>Finally, rescue the /k/ube from the pacifist canadians by helicopter heist through the roof with a Chinook and a HIND while blasting Creedence
>that exploded roof definitely ain't me
>I have no idea where to put the murder/k/ube
>Utah? Nevada? Sin wins.
>We take the blued god to the Nevada Nuclear Test Site
>The land, still barely irradiated, breathes life into the new Monolith


yes, it will be glorious

>>34886795
If had made it 50 planes or 500 vehicles, I would've taken the others, but...

Guns, fuck it. He also didn't specify what guns, so artillery isn't out of the question. That means Atomic Annie isn't out of the question.

>>34888256
>Atomic Annie
>wiki
>"Picatinny Arsenal was tasked to create a nuclear capable artillery piece in 1949. Robert Schwartz, the engineer who created the preliminary designs, essentially scaled up the 240mm shell..."
>scaled up the 240mm shell
>scaled up the 240mm
I am now fully scaled up as well

>>34887849
>I probably wouldn't even break 100 before I was content.
this. I couldn't name 10,000 different guns if my life depended on it.

>>34886795
Option C. Rent my airport to airlines, make money off of the duty-free shops and whatnot. :^)

Captcha: helicopters

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>>34888287
I intend to pad the numbers a bit

>>34888270
These are such simple pleasures to enjoy. Why stop at 280mm?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_largest_cannon_by_caliber

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>>34888326
fucking rail guns man. 20th or 21st century, they will never not be cool

>>34887033
>fire all at the same time in the same direction
>change the rotation axis of the earth

I like it

>>34886795
B.

Most notable among the hundred
>Tiger I and II
>Comet
>Ein Weisel
>Bradley in woodland pattern
>Ferret
>Panzer IV Ausf F2
>M1 Abrams
>Maus
>T28 Super Heavy Tank
>KV-2
>T-34-57
>BT-7

I could honestly assemble an entire list, but that seems like it is a little too much.

>>34888399
this gives me an idea
>aquire large frigate
>remove propulsion system
>install several GAU-8s
>have bullet powered boat
the ocean needs more depleted uranium anyway

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>>34888451
>given unlimited ammo
>ammo is now fuel
>using ammo as fuel

Feels intensify.

>>34886795
OPTION C

>get 5 F-35A's.
>conduct high altitude bombing of traitors.
>Keep doing this until there are no more traitors.
>head down to the pub and relax.

>>34886795
B
Dora
Schwerer Gustav
a few Karl Gerats
a few A E S T H E T I C ww2 tank
rest just modern tanks
>enough firepower to found Kubeland wherever i want
>ausfag military will be 100% women
>modify blitzkrieg to fit ausland
>???
>Kubeland is a world power

>>34887792
underrated

>>34888318
are those ... pistols?

>>34888399
kek, can you imagine the headlines
>absolute madman can control the seasons

>>34887838
fucking chad

>>34886838
>aiming at the same hill forever
W-what else could you fire at with a tank ?

>>34888580
Hard targets m8.
Buy 10 or so rusted-to-shit T-54s, set them up, profit.
Buy 10 or so well-maintained T-54s, modernize them for remote control maneuvering targets, only shoot TP ammo at them.

>>34888575
whoever would have thought he was working that day...

>>34888557
Yes. The idea is to fly in pistol range of the enemy and spam fire at the pilot and any gunner/bomber that would also be on board. Additionally just Swiss cheesing the canvas control surfaces. It's not a bad idea outside of, you know, pistol range. It regards to aircraft ranges they might as well be attempting melee combat.

>fucking austro-hungarians

>>34886795
Shit every one is tempting. But are 100 land vehicles > 5 aircrafts? Free fuel and maintenance means you could make an SR71 fucking affordable, I'd go with C.
>tfw no SSTO

>>34886795
C
>F15-Strike Eagle
>B2 Spirit
>C-17 (Mobile giant house fuck yea)
>AugustaWestland101
>AV-8B harrier

>>34887838
Take Stacy, too. That fucking whore makes the rest of us look bad.

>>34886838

>implying tank races would make less money than a dull as fuck shooting range.

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Shame there's not option D: A personal collection of historical arms and armour from the viking to baroque ages.

>>34889438
>implying tank races

Races? fuck that. Just think how much fun a 120mm smoothbore paintball is going to be...

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>>34889294
Shit, I could finally realize my dream of dying in an awesome experimental aircraft crash.

>>34886795
>Armory
>10,000 guns
Enough to arm a small division. I can't sell the guns or give them away, but I can lend/loan them. I am the divisional quartermaster, and have many armorers under my command. 4 Brigadier Armorers each in charge of 4 Batallion Armorers, who are each in charge of 5 Company Armorers. These armorers are in charge of a technician section of about 10% of the company (10 or so men). We make up a Private Military Corporation, where a platoon is US$120,000 per week of service, where each soldier gets $1000 per week and the rest gets split amongst the technicians.

A for Australia!

>>34886795
B without a doubt.

Assume latest variant unless otherwise stated.
>M-60
>M-1
>M-2
>Challenger II
>T-90
>Leclerc
>T-14
>2S35 Koalitsiya-SV
>Tunguska
>Sherman
>Tiger
>Best wartime variant of the T-34
>Churchill
>XM2001 Crusader SPG
>Patria AMV with AMOS
>HEMTT towing a trailer with a C-RAM rig on it
>HEMTT pulling a trailer with a patriot battery on it
>5 HEMTT fuel trucks each with a different type of fuel (aviation fuel, jet fuel, diesel, unleaded, premium unleaded)
>HEMTT with a container shelter on the back
>5 HEMTTs with cargo containers full of weapons towing additional cargo containers full of ammo
>5 Ural 4320-19s loaded with crates of slavshit and spam cans
>5 M151A2s
>M-3 half-track with quad .50 in back
>Wiesel with 20mm cannon mounted
>M-5 Stuart
>Type 99
>MBT3000
>Complete S-400 system including all required vehicles
>K2
>Leo 2A7+
>Type 10
>T28
>Maus
>Military train consisting of two diesel locomotives (one at each end), 1 schwerer gustav, 10 flat cars for vehicle transport, 20 cargo cars each loaded with 40 foot containers full of additional guns, ammo, and general supplies
>DUKW
>AAV-P7/A1
>PL-01
>one of those fancy yet unassuming SAS party vans full of surveillance equipment
>M7 Priest
>BM-21 Grad
>M-8 AGS
Fill any empty slots with Oshkosh M-ATVs with CROWS mounted M-2s.

Open a big ass gun range allowing basically everything to be rented so cheaply it would be insane if it wasn't all free for me, make fuckloads of money, go deaf within a few months to a year for obvious reasons.

>>34886795
A would be the coolest but B has the largest margin for profit.

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Does it count as "giving them away" if I recruit people to operate my weapons under the idea that they will have to give them back once operation is finished?
If so, 10,000 guns. That's 5000 small arms, and 5000 artillery pieces of my choice, with enough ammo to turn everything within a pretty damn big radius of my armory into rubble. I will build an empire out of the ashes, an empire who's will is that of the /k/ubes; Make war for the sake of war, stay true to the ways of man, forget the petty gripes of the nonbelievers and the liars. War is not a means to an end, war is a neverending sacred state, a state man is meant to be in perpetually.
Can you imagine it, Anons? Perpetual, Non-stop warfare.
I see the light, and it is glorious. Ave Nex Alea.

>>34889316
>C-17
>not C-5 or An-225
S A D

C, so I could make medicine drops to isolated villages in Asia

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>>34890035
"medicine"

>>34890035
That's a good idea. Indebt the natives to your cause and recruit them to be part of your army when the time comes to rise up and take back the land from Nonbelievers and make war.
That IS what you're doing, right Anon?

>>34886795
A: I want that because "if you have no property you will be given some".

I WANT TO OWN A HOUSE! I AM TIRED OF PAYING RENT!

>>34890044
Medicine
http://www.cnn.com/2012/02/23/health/cnnheroes-labrot-floating-doctors/index.html

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>>34890056
medicine

>>34890050
No, I'm hoping they'll let me adopt one of their orphaned children so I can train her to be a personal assassin

>>34886838
>>34889438
>>34889466
Host sensha-do with your unlimited maintenance funds and be rich forever. 100 fucking tanks is a lot to work with.

Also that much firepower can in fact be a viable source of power generation so you could have a tank cannon based power generator to supply electricity for your community. Or alternatively just hook up the engines to the power grid and leave them running forever.

>>34890060
Well that's less exciting than I was thinking of, but I guess you could use a personal assassin to spark wars or something.

>>34890106
I don't care about anything but destroying my enemies.
If it causes war to break out, so be it.

>>34886795
Probably B. 5 personal picks, the rest are for beginning the sport of Sensha-do and are comprised of various pre- late Cold War tanks.
Essentially tanks made before gun stabilization, IR, and all that jazz so that human senses and skill play a greater role than who's got the fanciest EWAR suite.
1. M1A1 Abrams in latest spec with Trophy systemin case of SHTF-WROL
2. Maus because you would too wouldn't you?
3. M113 Paladin SPG.
4. MIM-104 Patriot
5. Soviet ICBM TEL

>>34886795
chose c, become a nuclear power.

>>34886795

C:

A-10 cause I like the way it looks
F-16 with the European long range fuel tanks built onto the plane
F-35 just to have something obnoxiously expensive and for giggles
C-130 so I can get a side job of delivering stuff via air freight cause I doubt many people are going to trust me dropping bombs no matter good I am.
And finally C-5 galaxy for reasons above.

C obviously

>ammunition is free
>unlimited nukes

I'd get 5 B-2 spirits and nuke anybody if they paid me enough, then I'd use that money to acquire more aircraft and ground vehicles/small arms and start my own military

>>34886795
No option for botes?

>>34886795
>doesnt say anything about loaning the said weaponry
Im going to be rich renting out hunting and sport guns for cheap.

>>34886795
B
>Assemble millitia
>Takeover midwestern towns while recruiting more members
>The US Govt. tries to stop us. They cant we recruited them too
>Take over entire country
>Fuck Canada
>Also fuck mexiniggers
>Profit??

>>34886795
C
Build my airport next to a lake
1. Short Sunderland: convert it into a house
2. Bubbletop P-47D because it's aesthetic as fuck
3. F4U-1A because it's also aesthetic as fuck
4. LC-130 just for JATO shits n giggles
5. B-29 because it is the best bomber

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>>34886795
C
>A-10C because fuck you and the ground you walk on
>SR-71 because information warfare would an extremely awesome market. Think Drebin, but instead of selling you laundered guns, he sells you aerial photographs
>F-22 because fuck you and your entire squadron
>C-17 because long, quiet, scenic transport flights are comfy
>B-2 because fuck the ground
Become a faceless merc for shitty countries, and hopefully join up with a <<buddy>>. First act in the name of the /k/ube is a decapitation strike on Zimbabwe with the Spirit to bring the Rhodies out of the woodwork, thus instigating a civil war. Soon after, the Hog and Spirit are used to turn Zimbabwean neighborhoods bordering predominantly Rhodie neighborhoods into Zimbabwe's personal Hoffnung. Eventually start directly supporting Rhodie forces, providing surprise-air-superiority with the F-22. Once the civil war is won, it's time to <<burn Mecca to the ground>>. Those penguins need to be shown who's boss. The sky will be my Round Table. Dead men's words will have no meaning up there.

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>>34886795
C

Pick TR-3B

Does option B imply that I could have a testing range that is practically sized for the weapon I am firing? Am I given a fucking country's worth of land if I have a Schwerer Gustav?

>>34886795
C

Dassult 7x
F-15SA
UH-1Y
F-35B
Grumman F8F-2 Bearcat

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>>34886795
Option D:
Become the Dragon Man.

>>34886826
>>34887033

B is objectively the best option.
Think how easy it would be to seize power with 100 tanks/humvees/apcs/jeeps.
The only downside is to find the people to operate them.

B

The money saved on my commute alone could give me all the ammo I could want.

Plus, the training ground would be a nice chunk of land

>>34886912
the only real option really, but add a warthog
>imagine brrrtttttttting west african rebels

>>34886795
Option C. Option A: as much as I enjoy guns I would literally never have time to shoot 10000 different types of weapons, and I'd also want to use my magic procurement powers to get rare pieces for museums, but now I can't give them away so no point. Option B doesn't tickle my fancy because I've never been a treadhead. So option C for best/most fun.

>take rides to edge of space in X-15 spaceplane
>get a sopwith camel for pleasure flights
>SR-71 to go to McDonald's supah fast
>some nice Boeing 747 like the ones that Emirates uses, fly my family and friends to exotic places in luxury. Technically the military has used 747s before
>technically the space shuttle was sponsored by the Air Force so I'll take one of those too

Now the fun part

>use magic Murderkube training to become a competent astronaut with space shuttle
>use practice area to build launch pad with funds from investors
>start space tourism and mining industry, become the world's first space cowboy

If I didn't take B I'd take C.

>C-130 with MOAB
>C-5 Galaxy
>P-51D
>A-10C
>F-22

Modify the C-5 to hold a fuckload of MOABs in racks, transfer MOABs to the C-5 every time they get restocked in the 130, take a leisurely flight to the middle east and come back much lighter.

>>34895703
>some nice Boeing 747
I'd say Air Force 1 qualifies as a military plane, get that instead

>>34889458
>"Thou hath cometh to the wrong keep, knave"

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>>34890632
>nuke anybody if they paid me enough
Why would people pay to nuke themselves?

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>>34896048

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>>34896083
Good question.

>>34886795
Guns.
I'll sleep inside the Armoury every night and smell cosmoline on a dozen nuggets.
I'll wake up every morning with a gun to play with all day and eventually get tinnitus.
And it'll be worth it.
And also do >>34886804

>>34886795
>Not taking the tanks so you can build your own Wehraboo dream team tank squad

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>>34896048

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>>34886849
>fire at Canada
>shell lands in the unoccupied hinterland that encompasses 99.9% of the country
>Canucks don't care
>fire again
>hit Toronto
>Canadians rejoice, request you aim at Montreal next

I don't think your plan will work as intended.

>>34886795
>>34886795
C, obviously.
>PBY Catalina
>C-47
>P-38
>SR-71 (experimental variants also acceptable)
If expanded to "have existed", not requiring a surviving example, substitute p-38 with Hindenburg or the biggest qualifying rigid airship

>>34886795
100 land vehicles so I can set up a museum.

>>34886849
I just realized how OP guns are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT5jo7aZzTw

Option C

Get paid as a mercenary by 3rd world governments. I'll even bomb ISIS for free, but only if it's napalm.

>>34886795
B.
Be playing wargames all the time ))) sweet sweet prototypes running havoc all day))

>>34886804
>obtain tanks
>take your land and guns by force

Checkmate

>>34886795
I'm torn between B and C
Land vehicles are really cool, but flying with a jet would be something almost literally out of this world.

A is pointless, what the fuck would you do with 10k guns?

>>34886795
What, no naval option? Cunt.
>C
F-35B, J-20, A-10, B-52, Consolidated PBY-6A.

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B

Put together a full Armored battlegroup with Challenger 2's, MLRS, Scimitars, Warrior MILAN's and AS90's and take over a small nation in a few days

I could go with C and open a cargo company using planes like the Antonovs(if included in the military planes list), C5 galaxy and C130

I'll go with A and become filthy rich with ammo sales and rental range sales

>>34886795
C.

>F-22
>F-35
>SU27
>SU34
>KA-52

>>34886849
You realize if you get option A, you could get 10,000 worth of just the guns, just no cart or anything.

An-225 and turn the interior into a portable mansion. Travel the world with free gas.
Also a jet and a helicopter.

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>>34886795
B and make senshado a reality. Then retire before the age of 30 from all the dosh that comes with having people pay you to see leagues of qt teenage girls compete in recreational armored warfare

>>34899058
>get anti tank guns as part of armory
3D chess and ur mated

Option A is one of the more obvious choices.

> Claim an ancient military base as your property for the armoury's construction. Two ideal locations are...
>> The Zeljava airbase in Croatia from the Yugoslav Wars.
>> The Soviet submarine base, "Balaklava", in Crimea
> Sell off excess ammunition for funding in pallet sizes at relatively equal prices.
> Set aside two hundred guns to serve as general purpose machine guns, and another eight hundred to be issued to four hundred men - a sidearm and a primary weapon.
> Set aside your choice of 1,000 firearms for personal purposes.
> You now have free choice of 8,000 firearms, and are capable of arming two defensive companies of 200 men each and providing them with crew-served weapons to protect the border of your armoury whilst having 1,000 personal funs.
> Revitalize your operations post. Rebuild everything that was destroyed. Expand to contain your armoury. Field your defensive companies within one or two miles of your armoury.
> Contract men by the hundreds for ten year tours: two years will be spent as part of the defensive companies, eight years spent abroad serving in foreign wars or conflicts of personal interest under your sponsorship, whilst you're supporting them with the funds you've made to provide transportation, additional equipment, and training.

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Just give me 5 of these. America needs its icon back.

>>34886795
Aircraft. I'd be able to go anywhere with unlimited free fuel.

Option C obviously.

I'd do tours on some cool as fuck planes and buy guns with that money. Someone would easily pay 5k to get to fly around in an F-14 and shoot down drones.

>>34886795
C for MUH ace combat feels
SR71
B1
C17
F5
F14D

>all of them in Razgriz paint jobs