>Ask dad for a double barrel shotgun for birthday >He gets

>>34877844
you got a shotgun as a present, be happy and enjoy it you ungrateful little shit

>>34877844
Objectively better gun, don't be angry

>>34877844
>dad asks what I want for my birthday
>knowing how thoughtless he usually is and how broke we are I tell him nothing
>he buys me a book
>doesn't wrap it
>it's the fifth book in a 7 book series
>haven't even heard of the first four
Thanks dad.

This is a troll thread. Just let it die. He probably made the same thread on /v/ but instead of a mossberg it was a gayman laptop. Just sage and move on.

>>34877854
What book?

>>34877859
I thought it was a drunken, meth addled fathers thread. Now I'm disapointed

>>34877859
I didn't make any other threads retard.

>>34877872
It was actually a really good book, not that dad knew that. It was the fifth dark tower book. The wolves of the calla, I think? Been a long time since I've read them.

>>34877873
So is your father. That's why he drinks and does Meth.

>>34877875
Good, this one was dog shit, so at least you learned your lesson.

>>34877881
i don't think disappointment is the word to describe what he is. I'm 24 and I make more money than he does, have a more stable life, more guns, and don't live in cuckfornia like he does. My mom also flirted with me more than she did with him, maybe that has something to do with it. In short, my teenage years were interesting.

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>>34877844
>ask dad for a double-barrel shotgun for birthday
>he gets me a SPAS-12
>BUT THAT'S HOW IT WORKED IN HALF LIFE 2, SON

>>34877844
you don't deserve those dubs you ungrateful fuck

>>34877844
>Newfags falling for old pasta
At least you changed mother to father and didn't mention Christmas

>There are people on this board so fucking new they don't recognize this shitpost
Summer is real regardless of what moot says

>>34877920
>>34877921
Can't w just have a ahitty father feels thread?

>>34877844

You're being a little shit and the Mossberg 500 is a fine shotgun. Keep yourself safe while shooting it.

>>34877887
Nice blog, wrong site.

>>34878001
BAD WRONG DISCUSSION.

>>34877844
>be me, years ago.
>nearing my 15th birthday
>dad's birthday is two weeks after mine
>dad really wants an SKS, but mom always spends all of their money on me
>decide I want to get into shooting, tell her to give dad Sks and say it's for both of us to shoot
>dad never shoots it, end up going out with my mom
>get through about a hundred round, statrt getting light strikes.
>try another box, thinking it's the rounds
>runs away, scares the shot out of my mom.
>take it home, firing pin had rusted forward
>tell dad exactly how to fix it, maybe would have been a 15 dollar fix
>he sells it without telling me
Th..thanks dad.

>>34877844
>waaah my daddy got me the wrong gun

fucking amerifats, find something worth crying about.

>>34877848
/Thread

>>34878273
i think its more about the retardation of his dad thinking that he bought a double barrel because it has two tubes, despite clearly having only one barrel

>>34877854

>the first Harry Potter book I read was like, the fourth or so because I got that for christmass back then withouth ever have read any previous
>from my mom

thanks mom, I sure find this Ratguy interesting

>>34878043
Angry response, wrong site

>>34877887
So, was your mom hot?

>>34877844

>Has a father that is still alive
>Got firearm as a gift
>Got an objectively superior firearm to what was asked

You entitled little shit. You got a worthwhile offering to the /k/ube and you do not value it. Fuck you.

b8ed/10. I mad.

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>>34877844
this is bait.
remember to sage folks

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>>34877844
>ask dad to take me hunting
>gets me a one way ticket to VIET FUCKING NAM

Thanks, dad.

>>34877854
Your story really hit me directly in the feels.

>>34877844
oh get the fuck outta here, pasta like this is only fitting for places like /toy/ or /v/ where people are expected to talk like spoiled naive brats.
>fucking mom got me mega bloks instead of actual lego stupid fucking whore who fucking plays mega bloks amrite?

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>>34877844
Is this one of those "things that never happened?" threads?

Let me go next:
>be me
>OP's mom turned me down

>>34877844
Why don't you go suck start that shotgun OP?

Or trade it at a gunstore for a Maverick O/U http://www.mossberg.com/product/maverick-hunter-overunder-75445/

>>34880811
>not wanting to hunt gooks

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>>34877848
>>34877853
>>34877859
>>34877917
>>34877980
>>34878273
>>34880767
>>34880843
DURRRR WHAT WEBSITE AM I ON? HURRRR DID REDDIT CHANGE THEIR LAYOUT? DURRRR

>>34880817
Mega blok master race

>>34880953
>waaaaaah my daddy didn't get me the right toy for my birthday

>be lower middle class man
>get married
>have children
>instead of investing in their future I buy them ruger 10/22s
>they grow up with low IQ
>barely able to do manual labor jobs
>constantly fall for weak bait threads on 4chan

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>>34881020
>hurr durrrr I'm a redditor who falls for simple bait threads

>>34880811
>not wanting to hunt some of the most elusive game

>>34881032
> I'm a child who has to put "hur dur", "rawr" and "pshhh!" In every online insult

Show us your guns noguns

>>34877844
>get a decent shotgun
>complain about it
You should use it to kill yourself you ungrateful little shit.

Fucking milennials

>>34877844
You're an ungrateful little shit.

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>>34881070
>>34881094
>>34881169

hope you enjoyed your visit

>>34877844
You are a spoiled piece of shit who doesn't deserve your own father's love

>>34882213
>R-E-D-D-I-T
>that's the website for me!

STOP

REPLYING

TO

TEN

YEAR

OLD

COPYPASTA

YOU

STUPID

SACKS

OF

SHIT

>>34880953
Oh good, we're getting raided by shitters from Reddit or SomethingAwful or something.

Either that, or we have a genuine retard on our hands.

>Bravo, made me respond

>>34882271
"No."

There's an option to reply to a thread without bumping it. If you don't shit up threads like this with that option applied, you are the problem.

>>34882308
how does one "shit up" a shitpost?

>>34882346
Shitpost harder.

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>>34877844

>Ask dad for an AR for my last birthday
>Birthday comes
>Dad's been dead for the past 3 years
>Didn't receive an AR

What a fucking retard my dad is, holy shit. What kind of dumb fuck doesn't listen to what their kid wants for their birthday.

>BUT I'M DEAD, SON

Fucking kys dad

>>34877848
fpbp

>>34877844
>ask dad for single shot 20 gauge and a box of #4 buckshot
>he gets me a USAS 12 with a comp m4, a PEQ 15, and 3 crates of frag 12s

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little shit, go play somewhere else, bitch. here, do this pussy.....

>>34884935
Did anyone actually watch that clown movie

>>34880757
If you like thicc women with big tiddies and mommy nipples, yeah.

>>34877844

you fucking asshole, my dad never gave me shit for Christmas let alone a fucking shotgun

you douchebag, fucking shoot your shotgun and enjoy the hell out of it

>>34877844
>WAAAAH DADDY THIS IS AN IPHONE 6!!

KYS!!!!!!!

>>34887373
You know, I do like thicc women with big tiddies and mommy nipples. Post pics, tell me more. You have triggered my degeneracy.

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>>34877854
Been there anon, got to be grateful for having a good pa. Tough times make hard men.

>>34887878
I don't have any pictures because I ran the fuck out of that house as soon as I could. She's back in California. I made it to Oklahoma before I stopped. She had a serious temper, would scream, throw things, break everything in the house. We spent hundreds of dollars every month just replacing what she destroyed. She was hot though. Thick bubble butt and big perky tits. She has dark nipples and perfect milky skin with those soft blue lines that only full tits get. She used to make all kinds of nasty comments too. She would tell me that dad wasn't satisfying her and tell me she wished someone would bend her over and just get her off. She'd wait until she knew I was masturbating in my room and suddenly burst in in the middle of the night. I dry to get back into my pants and what ever excuse she made her eye were always between my thighs. She'd make comments on how big I was getting, say that she liked my ass, or that she loved guys with strong thighs. Never made a move because she's (now legally) crazy. Probably could have fucked her brains out if I wanted. We used to do questionable things when I was too young to know better and my dad wasn't in the picture.

>>34887336
Yes, it was terrible don't waste your time

>>34877844
I had to fight my parents to even get military clothes and airshit out of my own pocket, big fights.
I haven't been able to start working on getting my firearms license (yuropoor) until i left their home and got my own because they would terminantly prohibit it.
You complain because they gave you the wrong gun?
Fuck you

>>34881070
How is showing you his guns going to prove anything? Unsolicited requests for pics on an imageboard to justify a user's value is childish as well. Put the phone down and stop posting.

>>34888029
Real talk, I'm glad you got out in one piece. My mom was very similar, and it really fucked me up. Good luck, brah.

>>34881022
> $200 x2 was going to do anything meaningful for their futures.

>>34888520
Fetishes galore, but it is what it is. I'm glad my girlfriends are supportive. Maybe a little too supportive, but theyre both freaky like me.
>inb4 anons can't have a girlfriend, let alone 2, and everyone thinks this is bait.
Life is a strange ride.

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>>34877844
>ask dad for a Savage Axis for Christmas
>he buys me a fucking Accuracy International

Legitimately considering murdering him famalams

>>34877844
Bitching about a free gun.

Stfu and work for it.

masterful b8

I tip my boonie hat to you good sir

>ask dad for a magpul extended clip for my birthday
>he gets me a stripper clip
>BUT THESE ARE REAL CLIPS, SON
Fucking retard.

>>34877848
Hi dad

>>34887336
just snagged the GIF, it would actually hurt to sit thru that shit.

>>34877844
Wow I haven't seen this spicy bait in a couple years

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>>34882346

>>34877844
A slightly different reheat of an old pasta. You should have gone all in and said it was your mom's husband.