>yfw you will never be cowboy >yfw you will never fall

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>tfw you will never be out working your ass off out in the unforgiving sun
>tfw you will never get fucked out of your hard work after your cattle gets rustled
>tfw you will never sustain injuries that require the adminsteration of lesser advanced medicine
>tfw you will never die of dystentery

Feels bad, cowpokes.

>>34876116
Better times my dude.

>you will never have sex with a hooker on the Frontier
>you will never get an std that is best treated with antibiotics
>but they're about 60 years away still so your doctor shoves a hot steel rod up your urethra to treat it
>all the while you could have had sex with your horse on a mountain of dead Indians and buffalo instead
I don't think the life style was as great as people imagine but the guns were cool and stylish as all hell. Avoiding death or losing a limb to a scratch would have been well worth to priviledge finger fuck new rifles and pistols of the era.

>live in the fucking West
>neighbors illegally keep horses in the city
still wild out here

>>34876054
>Move to the wild West
>But big old ranch, and lots of replica cowboy guns
>Have all the benefits of modern living with the comfy freedom of the glory days
The west was glorified by movies anon, it was really fucking shit mostly

>>34876054
The cowboy era was over by 1894.

>>34876403
Cowboys ain't easy to love and they're harder to hold
They'd rather give you a song then diamonds or gold
Lonestar belt buckles and old faded Levi's and each night begins a new day
If you don't understand him and he don't die young
He'll probably just ride away
Mamas' don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Don't let 'em pick guitars or drive them old trucks
Let 'em be doctors and lawyers and such
Mamas' don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
'Cause they'll never stay home and they're always alone
Even with someone they love
Cowboys like smokey old pool rooms and clear mountain mornin's
Little warm puppies and children and girls of the night
Them that don't know him won't like him
And them that do sometimes won't know how to take him
He ain't wrong he's just different
But his pride won't let him do things to make you think he's right
Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
Let 'em be doctors and lawyers and such
Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
'Cause they'll never stay home and they're always alone
Even with someone they love
Mamas' don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
Let 'em be doctors and lawyers and such

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>>34876054
>you will never be an Indian Wars fightin', sharpshootin', gamblin', hooker fuckin', hard ridin' US Cavalry trooper
>you will never tame the wild and/or the savages
>you will never hear of your brothers in arms being massacred to the north, and laying retaliatory waste to the local tribe
>you will never shoot cattle rustlers in your post-mil retirement before getting sick of the manual labor and moving to California (back when it wasn't libshit) and managing the docks or settling in a large town in the Rockies as the marshal/sheriff/mayor

>tfw you have to settle and be a US Army tanker in the bureaucratic wreck that is the modern military machine, wasting away in a peacetime garrison

Feels bad, man

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>>34876054
>tfw won't die with my boots on

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>>34876054
>red dead redemption 2 will be filled with SJW bullshit, ruining all the fun that was in red dead redemption 1

>>34876757
How do you know?

>>34876054
>You will never spend 16 hours a day staring at the wrong end of a cow for weeks on end, the only change of pace bring stampedes, storms and cooking beans
>At the end of it you'll waste all your money on losing at poker and catching STD's
I'll pass.

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>>34876054
>>34876054
>mfw living inna desert
>mfw all of neighbours raise horses, and ride them on the trails near where we live regularly
>mfw I ride with em occasionally, all of us strapped
>mfw we've rode from dawn till dusk, set up camp and cooked up rabbit
>mfw I live in the west, the part few know or even care about anymore

Life is pretty sweet in Arizona.

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Yeah no thanks.

>>34876054
>>yfw you will never be cowboy

Move to Prescott, Arizona. There's cheap land in the surrounding area, plenty of jobs if you can pass a drug test, and Ruger is always hiring. You can also get a ranch hand job, but you'll mostly be pulling barbed wire until round-up.

>>34876757
RDR2 was shit, and RSR2.2 is going to be shit as well

>>34876054
Donenall of it. Its better being a fisherman or even a city punk than a ranchfag

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>>34876854
RDR2 isn't even out yet.

>>34876869
>he doesn't know that redemption IS RDR 2
>hasn't played one of the most entertaining games on ps2, red dead revolver
>probably hasn't even heard of Gun.
Get the fuck out.

>>34876757
I hope not. Rockstar isn't known for their SJW leanings. Quite the opposite really.

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>>34876882
Red Dead Redemption is a great game though.

>>34876882
But no one calls Red Dead Redemption "Red Dead Revolver 2" and they're not all that similar. They're both great.

Also Gun is okay, but worse than both RDR and RDR.

>>34876770
It could go either way. GTA V laxed their making fun of fringe groups, but it didn't eliminate it. That could be an acknowledgement of modern trends in a modern setting, or it could be due to pressure.

Either way I have high hopes for it.

>>34876985
I played GTAV a ton when it came out, and I remembered it being pretty even handed in its satire.

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>>34876854

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>>34876890
>the year is 1911
>see silhouette of an automatic pistol
>know what's coming at end game
>it's a fucking hi power.
Wwrrryyyyyy

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>>34877213
>it's a fucking hi power
are you retarded?

>>34877213
Its a Model 1903 you silly.

>>34876054
b-but I wanna be a cowbo
and you can bevmy cowgirl

https://youtu.be/s05jcrJw0as

>>34877235
>euro model 1903
>strongest pistol in the game
>named it a "high power"
>game is set in 1911
Less retarded, but still fucking retarded.

>>34876054
>Be a farmer, own cows
>Build fences in shit conditions for the last 4 days
>My feet hurt, back hurts, fingers hurt
>On a steel tractor I ride
>Cows literally spent all day looking at me like, where's the hay cunt?

I did get to shoot a cranky tiger snek though, thats about the highlight of the week

>>34876054
you can literally do all of those things right now.

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>>34877263
>complaining that its a euro gun when you get an M712 Schnellfuer and a Borchardt earlier in the game
>Somehow confusing High Power Pistol with the Hi-Power pistol
Yeah, there's something retarded around here for sure, and it's you.

>>34876054
CME kill shot can bring those days back.

https://youtu.be/GsYomQZ47Ck

fingers crossed

>>34876054
>tfw Texan
>tfw done everything but ride to the mountains and live in the west

Git gud, m8.