*blocks your path* >hey anon, why doesn't your body armor

Ive never seen a flap big enough

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"And why aren't you wearing your autism helmet?"

>>34857907
Why not just sew on a pouch for an upside down SAPI plate?

>that nigga having t-rex arms

just jab him till he's out

It has a small useless pocket in the front.

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>>34857902
>I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And *this* is my weapon.

>>34857907
A 1" flap would be useless though

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>>34857902
Because body armor is heavy, annoying and I want to die screaming after being disemboweled by mortars in a ditch somewhere.

Don't you mean
>*blocks your dick*

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>>34857902
Useless when my dick can take a 45/70 and stay erect as fuck.

>>34857902
Because I've got balls of steel.

>>34858307
Chill it Duke Gookem

>>34858307
GET OFF MY VENT OR I'LL HAVE YOU BENT