Midwest NuggetFest 2017 October

>>34845745
>Directions
The turn onto the driveway is here
38°26'15.0",-93°03'29.8"

If you have ATF paperwork for FA or silencers or other fun stuff the actual address is
589 Hwy 52
Stover, MO 65078

Working party 15, 16, & 17 September
Contact Big Dick to coordinate at [email protected]

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>>34845762
>If you have ATF paperwork for FA or silencers or other fun stuff the actual address is
You don't need paperwork to transport silencers, but you do for fun switches and I think for SBRs too.

>>34845782
That was a copy paste that BD texted me and asked me to put here. I honestly didn't know either way. Also I'm stealing that reaction image.

>>34844990
>>34845708
>Smart aleck. Wow that phrase looks weird typed out.
Dude, who's joking? Imma put tannerite to shame.

>>34845762
Thanks for dropping that in.

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>>34845890
You already admitted last thread that you're a troll. Your pseudo social experiment in online trolling isn't appreciated nor are you.

>>34845865
it's always good to be prudent, but I just checked, you need paperwork for everything but silencers and AOWs.
https://johnpierceesq.com/what-do-i-need-to-do-when-traveling-out-of-state-with-my-nfa-items/

>>34845931
You I actually trust to safely build something like that. Thus I say "professional milled/built", something to the skill level of you or Josh(HallwayGuy). So long as it's legal and we're all 50 feet away from you when you light it off, I'm fine with it.
>he's secretly trying for the cushy medical retirement

>>34845973
I quick and googled it too and yeah it looks like you're right. If it's legally required, paperwork is mandatory, if not it's still encouraged. Like you said better to be prudent.

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Oldman coffee circle every wake-up. Steel cup required

>>34846533
I have ceramic cups that are painted and enameled to look exactly like the blue-and-white speckled cups you see in nearly every cowboy movie.

Does that count?

>>34846034
>50 feet away from you when you light it off,
500 would probably be a much better idea.

>>34846533
I use a campfire percolating coffee pot and a mess kit canteen cup. Good enough?

>>34846751
........... 'aight

Will you guys that share stuff or give away stuff be cool with sharing stuff and giving away food or are you going to bitch about it loudly all night that people are "mooches"?

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Sakuya and Truckerbro are not bros. Stay away from their 12.

>>34846834

Wut

>>34846821
You shouldn't come with the expectation that you'll be able to get by on what people share with you. You should bring enough gear and supplies to be able to spend the weekend comfortably on your own provisions.

That said if you're lacking there are quite a few people who are very generous and willing to share their supplies with others.

Basically do your best to not have to ask, but don't be shy if it's absolutely essential.

>>34846758
>500 would probably be a much better idea.

You light it off at the range, we'll watch from your dad's house.

>>34846821
Don't come expecting free handouts and you'll be surprised at the generosity offered to you.

>>34846861

So that's a yes to the bitching

>>34844920
Your pic really fucked me up just now. Made me think of Black Powder Bro from the MN meetups. My wife and I were packed and hours from leaving from a MN meet where we would have got to meet him and then her mom had a heart attack. I think CreepFinder may have cooked him breakfast on Sunday a morning.

Sitting in a jail cell is the worst there is. I've done it for a few days a couple times times and it's just no place for a decent human being. Life is suffering for a white man in the good old US of A now when legitimate self defense earns prison time.

I'm gonna try and make contact with the guy and make sure he has some cash on his commissary account.

If you want to send a couple sheckles or maybe write letters or something post an email address and I will contact you once I have info on how to contact him from the MN dept of corrections. What a fucking travesty.

>>34846926

I'm busting balls. Appreciate all you guys do. I'll bring something to share. What do you guys recommend? Was planning on booze maybe some food. Burgers?

>>34846969
I'm planning on doing a massive pot of chili at least one night. There's a grocery store 3 miles from camp. If you want to just bring stuff that's fine, if you want to wait and then hit the store once we're all there that's fine too.

Also, have you met me? Pretty much all I do is bitch and yell.

>>34845931
...wait I thought that wasn't allowed because of the hay?

>>34846951
Should have waited for Stand Your Ground Law to be passed and should have hidden his powerlevels but I agree it's a shame.

>>34846821
If this is a common thing people call you, then guess who the problem is

>>34847026
Tannerite is fine, we used it back in 2015. Dragon's Breath, flamethrowers, tracers, etc are a fire risk. Tannerite is just a rapid expansion inside of a confined space created a flameless burst/explosion.

>>34847010

It's a good thing there's going to be a shitter then.

>>34847026
>>34847083
>Tannerite is fine too
We blew apart an old stump with something like ten pounds in 2015. I'm sure we'll fill at least a milk jug again. I'll be hopeful and bring an extra 5 gallon bucket just in case.

Can I show up on the 5th? Like later in the evening.

>>34847145
That should be fine. Did you go to the 2015 NF there?

>>34847175

Yeah

>>34846767
>campfire percolating coffee pot
Major boy scouts flashbacks right now.

Im trying to learn to play/sing johnny guitar for this

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>>34847266
>tfw my troop only had a big pot we would grind beans into and then shove a burning stick to settle the grounds
The absolute sudgiest disgusting coffee I've ever had the displeasure of having and I miss it everyday.

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>>34845752
>.....which of the attendees would comprise the other 20%?
While any gathering from 4chan is a place you would want to have your child's hand in yours 100% of the time I think his saying 80% of NuggetFest attendees are degenerate and possibly harmful to children is true bullshit.
I have been to two NuggetFests and have met the best people there. I remember meeting you and your wife. Do you and Duchess fall in the 80%?
Hey Guard...WTF?
Why would you freely associate with any group of people in any manor when you feel in your heart that 4 out of 5 of them are dangerous to a child? Fuck you far painting so many of us that way. What a shitty rotten thing to say about us.

Oh hey, I should be able to make it again.

>>34847338
To be fair after hours is like 90% drunk people. This is like taking your kid to a metal concert, sure everyone there is pretty cool but also not a daycare with everyone stumbling around.

Should be able to make it, if any Iowa /k/ommandos are going let me know for possible carpool. Pretty stoked about the whole thing.

>>34847549
Lee county here.
If you can get atleast to me I can take you the rest of the way

>>34847732
Will keep open as an option. I'll let you know if anything changes. Thanks!

so, i know 18 is the age requirement, but what is the penis length requirement?

will you be using imperial or metric scale to measure?

>>34848163
Penis inspection day is at orientation, read the OP.

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>>34847338
>Why would you freely associate with any group of people in any manor when you feel in your heart that 4 out of 5 of them are dangerous to a child?
>Exposing a kid to live goat/sheep killings
>Traps in dresses
>After hours drinking
>People launching dildos out of AR cannons

>>34848450
Imagine having to explain to a kid why people are screaming allah ackbar and flying isis flags and other wacky shit
>Goes and tells her friends she went camping with terrorists and her teacher overhears

>>34847338
>What a shitty rotten thing to say about us.

At the last nuggetfest I was at there was so much drinking that a good portion of them were underage. Not to mention 'delicious loli' was a well talked about theme

I only own two nuggets, if I bring some ammo and a tent am I welcome? Also any other things I'd need than your generally innawoods stuff?

>>34848567
>Also any other things I'd need than your generally innawoods stuff?

Jugs of water may be the single most important thing
>That and baby wipes

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>>34848450
>>34847338
I mean what young child wouldn't enjoy a good dildo chucking?

>>34848587

I am /out/ a lot and second this.

Water and wipes.
Bring food too an expect to not get free food though there is usually a lot of that on Saturday but don't expect it because people feel taken advantage of or something

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>>34848644
>>34848587
Same person, combat vet, also wondering if I can just have a plot sort of away from the group.

>>34848712
Nothing stopping you from doing some bushwhacking, except BD and PapaD. Generally speaking, most people congregate around a central area. With 2 or 3 small groups who seem to be parties/prior affiliations on the periph, and then random loners. Same with fires. There's usually a big central one with lots of people, and several smaller ones. Do as thou wilt. It's free/voluntary association. We aren't collectivists.

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will we ever have a spring time or late summer MWNF?

>>34845933
Maybe if you asked everyone to report him for talking about child rape he would get banned.

>>34847265
Just park up at the top of the hill, don't drive down through the field. When you come down the first hill, there's a telephone pole on the left side of the road. If you park there, there's a very obvious trail that leads a back way into the campground. You can park there, unload, and then drive on up the hill to the actual parking area.

>>34847266
>>34847332
Some of the best coffee is just a handful of grounds chucked into a literal pot, of water. Once the grounds sink, the coffee is done.

>>34848163
>>34848408
Only the "women" have to have their penises inspected. If they're not feminine enough, they have to dress as men and wear fake mustaches.

>>34847338
>>34848450
>>34847513
>>34848522
My 16 year old would be just fine with this. Pretty sure he gets into shit that's just as crazy with his friends. I wouldn't bring my 9 year old though for these reasons. I'm sure everyone would immediately become more socially appropriate when they saw her (no sarcasm intended here) but I'm also sure things would slip.

>>34848567
I hope you bought them years ago. I can't imagine buying one nowadays let alone two.

>>34848712
>>34849127
>Same person, combat vet, also wondering if I can just have a plot sort of away from the group.
Camping locations are first come, first serve. Pick whichever empty spot looks best to you. We'd kind of like to not have people going way off in the woods to camp, or camping right in the middle of the little trail up the hill, away from the range. If space starts getting way too tight in the campground we have tools we can use to clear more space. Also tick and bug killer has been spread down in the campsite, a nice little perk and motivation to stay in that general area. If there's a specific reason you'd like to be further away email me and we can work something out.
>Contact Big Dick to coordinate at [email protected]

>>34847100
SPEAKING OF SHITTERS

In 2015, jackasses decided to shit in the bucket *without* putting in a liner first. This led to a 5 gallon bucket completely full of shit and piss.

If you want to use the bucket, PLEASE bring a trash bag. I don't care if it's a Wal-Mart bag or a contractor bag. Just use something that you can pick up, tie off, and throw into a possible camp-ending bonfire.

BD, Tea, Wes, Jersey, and others remember the "shitty bonfire" from 2016

>>34849615
>In 2015, jackasses decided to shit in the bucket *without* putting in a liner first. This led to a 5 gallon bucket completely full of shit and piss.
>If you want to use the bucket, PLEASE bring a trash bag.
I'm going to set up a sign with instructions. If men are going in there just to piss instead of strolling off ten feet into the woods, we may castrate them.

>>34849637
You still have that machete, right?

>>34849700
>You still have that machete, right?
Yup!
>Implying castration won't be performed by nugget fire at ten yards.
It's like you don't want to have any fun.

>>34849750
I'm on my way to work. My brain shut off after i finished breakfast.

>>34846767
Would rather use a french press DESU, I have had enough black tar to last a life time plus it's so fast to make a pot.
>>34846821
>>34846926
What the hell are you talking about in the first place. If someone generous enough to bring extra for others is calling you a mooch you are a fucking mooch.
This is why I enjoy tommie two tones trolling so much. He makes you laugh and children like you just make noise. You can get the attention you crave and be friendly at the same time kiddo.
No soup for you troll

>>34846821
I spend money and time to brew my hooch only to give it away for free. I do it for everyone there.

I liek sheep!! BAHHH BAHH!!!

Yo so like this workers party is to help dig shit and cut shit and make room and shit and like shit so like sign up for like this shit and you too can cum in a brownie and shit like shit d0g.

>>34849862
>>34849866
For me it's the difference between people giving away what they've brought because they want to without people asking for it and people showing up and expecting that someone will give them stuff or going around asking for stuff.

I have no problem sharing with someone who's in a tight spot. Hell, I know I can barely afford to come to these. But if it's the same people coming and looking for the handouts time after time, that's pretty frustrating. That was my main point.

>>34849893
THIS. . . well that second line anyway.

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>>34849896
You sheep too? I sheep! /sheep/ BAHH BAHH!!

>>34849896
I just hope people return bottles, not that its a huge loss as there's a brew supply store nearby.
Also to everyone else, I did a quick inventory check. I have a total 36 bottles of my last batch. Not exactly 2 cases, but I figure I'll make up the rest with New Glarus.
http://www.newglarusbrewing.com/index.cfm/beers/OurBeers/beercategory/year-round-beers

>>34849988
>I just hope people return bottles
$1 bottle deposit? lol I get your generosity but you shouldn't lose THAT much money to give people something nice.

>>34850023
True. Maybe I'll just leave a tip jar. Don't want someone to tip, no pun intended, the ATF off that there's illegal alcohol sales.

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>>34850036

just ask for the bottles back. i think people are respectful enough to do that, especially when they're getting free beer

>>34850061
I'll make sure to write it on the flaps of the box when I bring it. I just need to remember to pack a sharpie, among the other small things to forget to pack.

>>34849615
That was a shit show. Bags of poop everywhere but in the fire....

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dont forget to bring your trump flags

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>>34850162
Dat Peterson rifle

>>34850162
Hey no! No dont you post your Johnson when I can't post mine! Fuck you I bet its not even a first run less than 3k. I bet its like a B9001

>>34850176
it has an A prefix

>>34850207
HA yours sucks. Mine is 3xxx

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>>34849615
>not having a burn barrel
It's like you don't want creep to feel at home

>>34850071
>2017
>not regularly storing a couple dozen wide tip sharpies in your pooper
it's like your not even trying

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>>34849916
That's one ugly turtle

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>tfw in Seattle with no real way to get there and having to work that weekend anyway.

Hopefully I'll be able to catch the next one. You boys are girls have fun ya hear?

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>>34850377
I found this guy at BD's dad's place a couple years back. I let it go deeper into the woods shortly after taking a picture of him.

>>34850470

Thankfully you were smart enough to not toss him into a pond

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>>34850470
Now that boy is a beautiful bastard.

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>>34850477
Love your artwork btw friend.

>>34850477

It's a fucking turtle, he'd be ok. Lol

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>>34850533

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>>34850470
hey..I know that turtle!!

XDDDDDDD

>>34850970
Missouri names the three-toed box turtle as their state reptile.
http://www.sos.mo.gov/symbol/reptile

>>34851035
No its the same turtle.

>>34850970
Das a gud turt, anon.

>>34851062
I know, just an observation.
>The more you know

>>34851035
They're also colloquially known as "speedbumps"

>>34851359
Anyone know how to make turtle stew?

>>34851435
>Anyone know how to make turtle stew?
You want a big snapper. Box turtles aren't worth the time. Not enough meat to bother with.

>>34851499
checked
probably hard to find them wandering around
>You want a big snapper
so many places to go with this.

>>34851540
Well, technically there's a,creek that borders PapaDick's property, so you could probably go there for some snapper

>>34849449
Not anytime soon. Fall works at the Stover location because it's after harvest and the field we use for the shooting range is full of hay during spring/summer which gets harvested before we get there in October.

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>>34851575
There's this snapper by where I used to work. Its a big guy.

>>34849449
>>34851601
Not to mention you don't want to be out in that fucking shitty weather in the summer. High humidity and high temperature if there's not severe thunderstorms.

>>34851699
>Not to mention you don't want to be out in that fucking shitty weather in the summer. High humidity and high temperature if there's not severe thunderstorms.
I lived at Ft. Leonard Wood Early June 2010-Late August 2010. Worst time of my life, and I'm not saying that because it was BCT. People not familiar with that weather were flopping out like fish.

>>34851727
Weaklings

>>34851844
I did love the nights though during FTX, not sure about the hillbillies snatching people in their sleep though, I'm inclined to believe it was an old wives tale.

>>34851858
They only snatched the cute Puerto Ricans

>>34851858
>I did love the nights though during FTX, not sure about the hillbillies snatching people in their sleep though, I'm inclined to believe it was an old wives tale.
Did you hear anyone squealing like a pig?

>>34851947
Either I slept so heavily that I couldn't hear it, or it didn't happen.

>>34851960
I'll show you what it sounds like at NF.

>>34852038
You're willing to show everyone anything, aren't you?
Be mindful of new comers. Then again, the shock value will separate the boys from the men.

>>34852038
lets hope you live up to your name ;)

I have infiltrated Biggus's house. Soon i shall have my way with him

>>34852092
>new comers
heh

>>34852104
>lets hope you live up to your name ;)
No STDs?

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>>34852181
>implying he won't turn the tables with his CQC skills

>>34852230
>Chair Force

YUP! You're fucked now! Literally!

>>34845745
>We also have a Discord "kommunity" ,email me for an invite.
I did a week ago; still no response.

>>34850162
how about no

>>34851690
grab it and bring it with
>it's a big guy
for you

>>34852517
thank you for responding :)

>>34852038
>>34852104
>>34852092
sometimes i wonder if i'm the only completely straight anon on the whole board

>>34853480
Im pretty straight and even Biggus was starting to seduce me

>>34853330
>>34852517
No problem, sorry it took so long.

>>34853480
I'm straight as an arrow. I was just humoring BD.

>>34853480
All that shit goes out the window when you go to nuggetfest. I blame Creep's bad influence. You truly can't take Marines anywhere it turns out.

>>34854151
>Trusting marines outside of their daycare facilities.

Hope the crayons are hidden well

Literally take it to fucking discord holy shit.


Remember the working party for september 15th!! very important world IS a fuck born to trash 89134813581561515315136592362 dead lizards

>>34849893
>>34849916
>>34850050
>>34850176
>>34850221


>>34854186
Eat my rancid cum you shitposter.

>>34854310
>all these delicious (you)s
ohh man feed me. FEED ME MORE (you)s!!!!


https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2017_4chan_Summer_Cup

/lgbt/ won this years summer cup, /u/ was second and based /an/ was third!!!!

Congradulat- GAY GAYEST CUP EVER LITERALLY FAG BOARDS TOTALLY RIGGED.

>>34854186
something about this post made the hair on the back of my neck stand up
who is planning on killing who and will there be vids?

>>34854588
There's going to be people awake all night, so they'll keep watch.
Hell, my first MWNF was two years ago, shortly after I arrived someone allegedly ND'd, and EVERYONE walked to the site where it happened.

>>34849615

Tbf no one explained putting a bag in there and poopping in it but if that's what we need to do then that's fine. I'm used to backwoods camping and digging catholes but won't be obviously at this. Thought it was just a poop bucket and the entire thing would be burned or thrown out after. I pooped in it after several loads were already deposited.

Agreed that pissing in it is dumb and who is male and did that lol

>>34854588
We're going to tie >>34854386 down over a stump and fuck him to death. Line forms at the range and comes down into camp.

>>34854748
Admittedly I dropped the ball on that, but I was fucking beat from trying to be sure everything was ready for the last two days and running around babysitting.

>Agreed that pissing in it is dumb and who is male and did that lol
I'm not sure that's English, but I get what you mean. If you have a dick and piss in the shitter, you need a little more common sense.

>>34854151
Fuck you. I behaved myself at that "Mexican" restaurant.

>>34855047
Look here you crayon munching glue sipping super moto rah-meister. You and your old lady said it was fantastic Mexican food.

>>34855047

Please give your girlfriend a blanket if you go again so I'm not hearing her scream at you all night about being a cover hog.

>>34849615
>>34854748
I sealed that bucket of filth up. All I can say is several of you need to get colonoscopy cause that shit wasn't natural....no pun intended.
I still wish I could have seen the faces of whoever had to go through that recycle bin after we got rid of that shit...again no pun intended
>>34854840
Any work been done on that culvert?

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When I first show up, can I walk directly to the firing line with an uncased and loaded weapon on a sling?

>>34855273
>Any work been done on that culvert?
According to Johnson and dad all the rocks have been picked up and moved out and they're preparing to put in the bridge.

>>34855273
We need to dig more, plot more, get angry and have more pissing contests. You can come any time you want to help me out this week, boss said its cool.

>>34855381
Nah all we did was move a bunch of rocks and get angry at each other and beat sticks into the ground. Fun times.

>>34855421
You guys need to quit trying to build the fucking space shuttle and build a damned bridge and shitter. It doesn't have to be anything fucking amazing or super precise. I tried to explain that to him a few days ago. Maybe it'll help.

>>34855421
>We need to dig more, plot more, get angry and have more pissing contests.
Would there be any limit to the amount of whiskey I can consume while doing this, cause I do my best rage digging after a quart of Johnny blue label but on the other hand a handle of Jack Daniel's creates the best angry pissing contest guy.
For the public record I do not ever consent to sex after drinking.

>>34855636
Literally dont care as long as you help because lord knows we need extra hands

What's the bridge for? I don't remember needing one last time.

I'll be bringing dueling gong steel targets.

>>34855602
Is the location too remote to have a port o pot delivered? I don't think anyone would mind pitching in to cover the cost.

>>34855734

This might be a really good idea if possible.

>>34855721
Just to make it easier to get up that little rise from camp to the range.

>>34855734
>>34855762
I'm sure they'd deliver one. Two years ago when I priced it out it was something stupid like $300 for the weekend.

>>34855797
I wouldn't mind pitching $10 to shit off of a seat vs the bucket and bag routine. Last MNF had well over 60 people, if just half contributed it could be covered. Its ultimately up to you guys, I know keeping the event no cost is important.

>>34854611
No, it wasn't a ND, someone saw a venomous stick and so it had to be put down.

>>34855906
>someone saw a venomous stick
Watch out for those sneaky copperheads. You can never be too careful.

>>34855881
I'll pitch the idea to dad. Hahaha we can put a combination padlock on the door to the port-o-shitter. If you kick in $10 you get to use a nice shitter, if not you can find a nice tree to squat against. LOL, what do you think Creep?

>>34855797
Me and my brother would be willing to donate some money for a johnny on the spot. If you had a paypal or a gofundme and could get a quote I am sure we could get enough people to donate to get one rented.

>>34855797
if we can buy a goat, we can rent a portapotty.

>>34855734
>>34855762
>>34855881
>>34855950
I'll call dad tomorrow and setup a paypal if he's good with the idea. That'll let me kick money back to people if for some reason it falls through and we have to do some alternative shitter setup.

>>34855993
Fuck that goat. My van still stinks like goat shit on hot days. He deserved what he got.

>>34855944
Lol, I'll think about it.

>>34855950
>>34855993
>>34855998
I'm not opposed to the idea.

>>34855324
Guys I'm serious, I don't want to walk from my car to the range with my gun out and get shouted at by a lot of people, I need to know if this is casual enough to where I can do that?

Can I walk around with my gun on a sling even in locations other than the actual firing line? Like in the common areas?

>>34856093
Holster pistols can be loaded. Don't load a pistol and just stuff it in your pocket. Rifles can be carried or slung and walked around with if they're unloaded. Only load long guns on the firing line. Always clear a weapon before finger fucking it or passing it to someone else to finger fuck.

>>34856093
Just keep the fucking bolt open and it slung. Is common sense damn it.

>>34856139
Shove your dick in it. Don't be a little fuccboi

Can i come if i bring some weed? Is it legal in that location?

>>34856185
No

>>34856185
Also i have a few ghillie suits? Can i also bring those with?

>>34856185
Even if it was legal, it would still not be acceptable to mix weed and guns for obvious reasons.

>>34856201
Why not? If beer is being brought up then why not a little green? For christ sake its called NuggetFest!

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>>34856224
This is nugget

>>34855324
As long as it's unloaded with no magazine in, yes. Pistols can remain loaded if properly holstered.

>>34856185
No.

>>34856224
No drugs allowed.

>>34856239
So no alcohol ?

>>34856224
because we're trying not to get federal authorities involved. people keep pushing and its going to turn into a dry event.

>>34856249
Once you take one drink, you're done handling weapons for the day to include finger fucking "unloaded" guns in camp.

>>34850162
Not all of us are mentally retarded.

>>34856224
Get high off the shooting, not drugs

>>34856238
Im not going to waist time and post a picture of a peace (pun intended) and say this is a nugget but you get the picture

>>34856251
Dont make it a dry event. That means no drunks and just weed.

>>34856267
Get high and shoot. It increases focus and vision, therefore increasing accuracy. This is proven in a study done at the US Marines Sharpshooting Academy, and NRA.

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>>34856249
If you're at least 21 or older you are welcome to drink at NuggetFest. However, once you start drinking you are done handling loaded firearms for the remainder of the day.

>>34856267
This

>>34856294
No drugs

>>34855950
>If you had a paypal or a gofundme and could get a quote I am sure we could get enough people to donate to get one rented.
I don't know if one would cover it, might work if idiots didn't use it just to piss but it's a great idea and there is no way it wouldn't cover the cost. man oh man you know the trolls will sperg the fuck out at CreepFinder over it.
>>34855944
What kind of shitter is your dad building. I mean a septic tank that will get pumped out when necessary, something with a bucket or just a hole in the ground with degrading chemicals?
>Fuck that goat.
insh'Allah

>>34856346
so this is why I'm so good at FPS games

>>34856263
>>34856349
cant finger fuck unloaded guns
or cant handle loaded firearms
or is this just a power trip by both of you faggots who seem to be running it

>>34856398
I like how alot of people think they dont know how to shoot, but in another study done by the NRA found that most basic non gun enthusiasts know how to load aim and shoot from playing video games such as call of duty. Some games go as far as finding every part to a firearm and assembling it to advance in gameplay. Actually im making this shit up as i go along but that would be a fun learning game for gun enthusiasts and or non, to learn how to disassemble and clean and put back together. Also this phone app would tell you safety tips on hoe to haldle your weapon properly. Damn i just made a million dolla idea and shared it with a bunch of anons shit im a genass

>>34856500
I am an app engineer at very expensive top of the line community college. I want to help you build this app. Your idea is great.

>>34856422
Don't like the rules don't come nigger. I've never even been to nuggetfest but fuck your entitlement.

>>34856363
>What kind of shitter is your dad building.
He doesn't even fucking know yet. I'm gonna put my foot in his ass if he hasn't figured it out by the working party next month.

>>34856422
>is this just a power trip by both of you faggots who seem to be running it
Since you wanna start name calling asshole, this is a safety thing, not a power trip thing. What fucking ranges do you go to where you carry loaded long guns around everywhere while piss assed drunk? If you don't like it, then don't fucking come.

>>34856619
Thanks Anon

>>34856500
>>34856589
Like this game?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/262410/World_of_Guns_Gun_Disassembly/

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>>34856619
>>34856634
Not even him, but you lot sound like reddit tier cum eaters.

>>34856658
And you sound like an ND just waiting to happen. Their rules don't end where your feelings begin. Nobody wants your shit.

>>34856658
>WHY CANT I BE AN UNSAFE RETARD AROUND FIREARMS?
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Stay home

>>34856672
You sound like someone who has nothing to lose.It's easy to not worry about liability when you have nothing of value to get taken from you in a law suit.
You also sound like someone who has never been to a NuggetFest. You just talk shit about them. Everyone who attends knows different.
>.Nobody wants your shit.
Johny on the spot does
>>34858299
checked
Are you drinking coffee cause I'm old and drinking coffee so this could be an official curmudgeon coffee circle jerk.

>>34858310
Technically its brewing.

>>34856634
You're not "piss assed drunk" for a whole day after drinking one beer.

>>34856264
yea i know. lots of people bring Trump flags.

>>34858365
It's time to stop.
It's one thing to sit around with people you have known for a while and plink while drinking a few beers and it's an entirely diofferent animal to have a large group of strangers ... from 4chan no less... doing it.
CreepFinders rules are easy and honestly anyone who bitches about them like this either has never been or is edgy troll.
>>34858365
Not drinking that first cup of almost espresso as it begins to brew, you sure you have the wisdom of the elderly?

>>34858365
Guys stop replying to this man, I think it's pretty obviously a troll.

>>34858365
>>34858613
Samefagging the ineptly.
You rally suck at life

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>>34858691
just trying to convince others to not give him the satisfaction of a protracted argument

>>34858613
>Guys stop replying to this man, I think it's pretty obviously a troll.
I'm not the guy you were arguing with before.

>>34858310
>Are you drinking coffee cause I'm old and drinking coffee so this could be an official curmudgeon coffee circle jerk.
>>34858327
>Technically its brewing.
>>34858405
>Not drinking that first cup of almost espresso as it begins to brew, you sure you have the wisdom of the elderly?
>>34858405
>Not drinking that first cup of almost espresso as it begins to brew, you sure you have the wisdom of the elderly?

I was thinking of you faggots as I dumped about six scoops of coffee in the filter this morning at work and made sure to get that first cup of coffee before going out for the Monday FOD walk.

>>34859766
>when that office whore susan just does two scoops

>>34859819
Godamned bitch anyway. First thought was "Fuck, I have to make coffee" Then it was "Thank fuck, I can make good coffee"

>>34859845
its like they dont want any coffee to taint their cup of creamer

>>34859766
checked
>2017
>not grinding coffee beans super fine and just snorting fat rails.
children, you are all children
>>34860158
>its like they dont want any coffee to taint their cup of creamer
men using cream is proof of marxsist plots to feminize all of us

>>34860247
>men using cream is proof of marxsist plots to feminize all of us
You dare look down upon me for using a drip or two of condensed milk? You dare anger the son of a shepherd?

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>>34860258
great
now that's going to be in my head all day

You niggers really need to fuck off. I don't see that fuckface creep paying for advertising
>muh board culture
Fuck off. You're getting free exposure for years now, I don't want to be a part of your little enterprise

>>34860712
Who are you even talking to? What is your message and who is it directed to?

>>34860569
.......same.

>>34860712
>free exposure for a free event

:^)

>>34860712
>don't want to be a part of your little enterprise
>But by god i will post in this thread and be a part of it!

>>34860974
:-)

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>>34858712
I don't know or care what your posting about but, that pic proves nothing about whether or not you're samefagging.

>>34860974
>>free exposure for a free event
>:^)
As much as I hate emojis that was magnificent.
>>34861092
I was about to post this exact same sentence until I updated.

>>34861443
>As much as I hate emojis

I'm in the same boat, don't really like them but in rare situations they actually help convey a good message in a concise and sometimes curt manner.

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>>34862634
>As much as I hate emojis
It was perfectly placed, true ass burning went on right there
Also OMFG Sepia witnessed me!!!!11!!11
I have validation.
>>34861394
>I don't know or care what your posting about but, that pic proves nothing about whether or not you're samefagging.
Yet you took the time to create that pic and make this post.
So who is the fool here friendo?
By the way, as sad as my life might be I think samefagging is about as sad as it gets you sad sad samefag. It's like when a 25 year old virgin shells out $3200 for a decent prostitute and busts his nut the very second she touches his benis and is to embarrassed to wait and get it up again even though the kind hearted whore wanted to make that happen for him. Not that that has ever happened to me. No way something that fucking degrading has ever happened to me.
PS I love you anon. Stop being sofa king angry and find a car pool top the fest. It's an awesome time I promise. I would even let you drink my beer and eat up all my beans.

>>34863611
I'm amused that I have to explain this and that you're taking my comment to mean a lot more then what I meant. I used paint and it took me about a minute to copy the lower (you) and move it up. All I was demonstrating was that pic you posted doesn't prove whether or not you were same poster as you tried to make it seem. I have been to nuggetfest before and I plan on going to this one. Hopefully I'll get the weekend right this time and won't have to make the trip twice (right creep).

>>34862634
I've finally got some time off work coming up and I'll get back to fronk posting this week. What time are you most active here so you can enjoy it too?

>>34863872
Glad you can make it again man. Should be a ton of fun again.

>>34863872
>I used paint and it took me about a minute to copy the lower (you) and move it up.
Sorry but thats not how it works newfag
>I've finally got some time off work coming up and I'll get back to fronk posting this week. What time are you most active here so you can enjoy it too?
Hey motherfucker...he witnessed me not you so fuck off with stealing my thunder. You rally are a cunt.

>>34863611
That is a stupid amount of money for any hooker, who in the hell costs that much and why?

>mfw nig nog stole my wallet

Gawd damn k I just stumbled into a world of financial troubles and probably won't be able to go :(((((((

>>34846533
Fuck you you wont keep me from my coffee.

Also nobody should allow me near a gun without it in the morn.

>>34865425
Hey man, caffeine is a drug, man. Creep said no drugs. So that better be decaf you're all brewing at nf, man.

>>34846821
i might give away my anal virginity

>>34866085
Shutup pothead

>>34860247
Knew a guy that put his wife's breatmilk into his coffee. At least that is what I assume he was putting in, boss took him aside one day after seeing him put a vial of something milky into his drink and then let him go with the guy beet red and the boss trying not to crack up.

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Coffee time?
Theme song for old fart coffee club?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E-Y9eLUOHw

If you're in the military how gay is it to bring your issued gear? Just a plate carrier and maybe some snivel gear. I'm going to bring it regardless just want to know if there is any stigma.

>>34868812
That's fine. It's not uncommon to see other veterans wearing issued gear or uniforms.

>>34868867
>>34868812
Or shit they liberated from service.

>>34868812

Not at all you will look normal in comparison to the gear queer fags and the Slavaboos

>>34866085
Caffeine isnt a drug. Its power steering fluid for the mind.

>>34868867
>>34869057
What % of people "dress up" in various outfits / uniforms / getups other than everyday clothes?

>>34869771
bout treefiddy

>>34869791
thanks, dad

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>>34869771
Less than half. And the majority of people that do dress up wear milsurp/magazine pouches just for the range or the group photo and take it off the rest of the time.

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I'm curious, what happened to the late July meet up that was supposed to happen in Florida? Kind of moot since it already passed but I don't know if I can make this. I have classes at uni down here.

>>34869807
when are the photos taken? if I was only able to show up for one day, I want it to be the day the photo is taken so I have something to remember it by...

>>34869807
ha, i saw that gigantic rifle with the suppressor and recognized right away it was hallway guy with his 50

>>34869822
Usually Saturday afternoon.

>>34869840
Yup, that's Josh.

What kind of food would people like?
What is something I should bring to share?

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>bishop gib discord plz

>>34870360
Potato chips are always appreciated and popular. Anything unique that your local area sells works too.

>>34870374
Email replied to.

Is anybody bringing anything that fires .50bmg?

>>34870360
>>34870391
>Anything unique that your local area sells works too.
This, I plan on bringing cheese curds and New Glarus, which people should PM me in the discord if they want a special order.

>>34871138

> cheese curds
> New Glarus

Good to see Wisconsin anons are going, I will plan on bringing some Leinkugels as well

>>34871326
Be sure to bring the Oktoberfest, for sure.

Hey creep I sent an email asking for the Discord haven't seen it yet.

>>34871138
Shit, you near the Mustard Museum by any chance? Because if so, I'm going to just throw fistfuls of dosh at you. I need to go back to WI sometime.

Last time I was there I drove through a bank robbery, so that was fun.

---

Since I have no special food or drinks to bring, would y'all want me to post a list of guns I've got so if folks want to shoot something I can know to bring that?

>>34871365
The Mustard Museum is in Middleton, which is due west from Madison. I could get some, but you're better off getting it from the other Wisconisnite anon closest there. If he can't then I'll have to make a special trip ahead of time since I plan on leaving in the middle of the night. I want to get there so I can get a space for the Caesar's tent.

>>34871365
>Since I have no special food or drinks to bring
yes please

>>34871383
Cool, then here's a strawpoll. Pick however many you want, I'll probably bring up to 7 depending on the size and whatnot.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13713709

>>34871380
Fug, alright, I'll see if anyone is willing in the discord. Gotta have that mustard.

>>34871563
You will have mustard.

Im bringing a full auto ak and takin as many of you out as i can :)

>>34871605
lol

>>34871563
why is the fnx single shot?

>>34871652
Got a comp for it in the last /k/ Gift Exchange, and it's a bit too good. Anything weaker than +P won't cycle, and my well-meaning gunsmith pinned the brake when I told them not to so I can't take it off easily. Still damn accurate, shot 297/300 for my CCW permit.

>>34871579
If I didn't have my wedding to go to I'd probably just swing up to WI after NF instead of going straight home.

>>34871355
I thought I answered them all, email me again just in case.

>>34871605
Some of you are alright. Don't go to Nuggetfest tomorrow.

>>34871605
>>34872335
Wow, no one is taking the bait. Kinda proud of /k/ right now.

Hey guys I came out to my parents as a gay and they kicked me out. Can I pitch a tent at the nuggetfest site for the time being? I should have a new place lined up after the fest.

>>34872673
If a troll, eat my short dick.

If not, where are you located?

>>34871365

I'm in Madison, could easily swing by and get some stuff. What are you interested in?

>>34869819
Creep and Crew had to get their house in order after the Clusterfuck that was the previous NF.

>>34871138
>>34871326
Maybe I should pick up some local stuff too?
Rush River, Barley John's, or some other local Craft?

>>34871332
Honey Weiss, and Dark too plox.
>tfw Snowdrift will be out of season

>>34869819
>>34874163
There haven't been any NuggetFests in Florida, planned or held. That's the local Florida anons that host down there. Haven't been to one but from the recap threads they seem like good people.

>>34872673
That's a shitty thing to post and walk away from anon. Probably a troll but in case you just came out for the first time and now you find yourself alone and isolated from everyone don't do anything stupid. Now answer the tripfags question and tell us where you're at.

>>34856264
bring a hillary flag just to be a goof.

>>34875316
Goddamnit it's weird asking for a place to stay from strangers on the internet. I'm desperately trying to find a somewhere. Maybe I should just get a job asap and live in my car/motels for the meantime. I wasn't planning on having the rug jerked out form under me desu.

>>34872849
I live in Southaven, Mississippi.

>>34872849
No.

>>34875697
No NEETs allowed at the campsite. Only workers. Worker bees get fed by me too. WORK FOR THE /k/UBE!


rusty you stupid nogger check your phone. If you wanna help you can come friday and we can cut limbs off trees because that shit sucks

>>34875697
You'd be the third kommando I've put up. But you're 600 miles away.

>>34875750
Oh sheet, for some reason I thought it was a lot closer. I'll definitely be able to find somewhere without traveling that far. I'd still like to make it to the fest this year but I have no idea what the future holds.

>>34875746
I don't expect a free ride. I was kinda freaking out when I posted that becasue I've found myself homeless. I'm cringing right now though. Nuggetfest threads shouldn't be where I look for a place to stay. S-sorry guys

>>34875913
>Nuggetfest threads shouldn't be where I look for a place to stay.
Literally the last two assholes I brought into my home I met at NF. No worries dude.

>>34875913
Gonna be honest I drove 1500 miles and stayed with BD for like 2 months when I went homeless now I live/work for his dad. BD = best people

>>34875956
MAKE CAMPGROUND GREAT AGAIN!!

How many people responded so far? I have a lot of heavy things to drag outta there and burn and stuff. Shits a real pain.

>>34875968
>How many people responded so far?
Zero people have emailed me saying they're able to come to the working party.

(curious? see >>34845762)

>>34875997
;____________; Literally the amount of your dad telling me the same shit day to day "I NEED XYZ DONE OH GOD ITS NOT GETTING DONE OH GOD, hey this new project" Is killing me lol. We dug a fucking hole. Tomorrow concrete. I dont even know why he wants this bridge. I have to cut limbs around but only the right ones. I have to clear vines and brush and theres a couple rock piles for camp fire circles and the rest is just fuck you toss em somewhere else. Its actually all getting done rather quickly its just horrible to walk down there with heavy machines and then cut it up and drag it out as a 135 pound skeleton.

>>34876036
"boy, we' gon' make you strong. . . "

Where is information on the East coast nuggetfest?
>>34848615
>that neckbeard
>that fat
>those pants
>that shirt
>gigantic black dildo

Oh god

>>34876036
>inb4 he blows the bridge up with tannerite to reenact the Good, the Bad and the Ugly scene

>>34876280
>inb4 he blows the bridge up with tannerite to reenact the Good, the Bad and the Ugly scene
I love you anon. This is happening. Homebrew tannerite.

>>34876306
>>34876280
No please I've already gotten 2 scars and a boatload of suffering from it. Please Im begging you just leave it alone

>>34876036
Quit your bit5chiung. I'll let you know when I'm coming in the morning. My concrete mixing days are over but what I lack in stamina and physical strengthen and ability to oxygenate my blood I make up for in chain smoking,drunken ranting and stumbling into things so it might just work out.
Seriously I'm drying out and the shakes are pretty bad this time but maybe Thursday or Friday.

>>34876380
tfw bit5chiung too hard ;_;
tfw not even chinese

BI TFIV EH CHI UNG TAI WOH MI SUN?

bring me a pack of luckies and I'll be ur bestie~~ but boss wont be around friday is why I ask. Hes busy thursday and friday + weekend so if your around friday you can actually help and get stuff done.

>>34876411
Imma rat you out to the crabby old bastard and give him transcripts of this thread.

>>34876439
NOT IF IM AN ANON SHITBLABBLING AND YOU HAVE NO PROOF IM REALLY A SHEEPPOSTER!!!

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>>34876476
SHEEP!!

>>34876476
Hes just going to blow it up and look for the skinny guy sobbing.

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>>34876510
thats not a very SHEEP thing to post..

>>34876411
CHecked
On my way. Be there in about thirty minutes.

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Beep Beep I'm a sheep.

>>34876241
www.nuggetfest.com/forum go to the /cal/ calendar board and you'll see proposed upcoming events. Next closest one of the East Coast will probably be in West Virginia next summer.

Anyone know when the next central Florida nugget fest is?

Is buying/selling/trading shit at nuggetfest allowed? Seems like a good place to maybe aquire something neat.

>>34877533
Don't think there's been a Florida Nuggetfest before. See >>34874284
>There haven't been any NuggetFests in Florida, planned or held.

>>34877580
Depending on what you're wanting to buy sell or trade, sure. Creep can elaborate, but my understanding is no gun selling on property, no selling booze to the underaged, and nothing illegal.

I'm bringing patches to trade or sell, Creep had some stock to sell last time so likely will this time, and I think a couple anons mentioned bringing stuff to trade, like surplus gear.

>>34876036
just to clarify
you are homeless and BD takes you
somehow you end up under his fathers roof and you post shit like this online about the man.
really activates the adrenal glands

>>34877580
Yes, just no selling/trading of firearms or anything illegal.

>>34878867
Bahhh bbaaaahhh!!!

>>34878867

>>34876036 and I have talked. It comes off worse than it's meant. Look at some of the things I've posted earlier. I love my dad to death and he's a damned good man, but working with him can be challenging at times. Nothing said was intended maliciously or as serious slander.

>>34880611
I lost faith in people until you and your family proved me wrong once again. I'd kill for you bustas if it came to it. I can say stupid shit but at the end of the day I gladly wake up and go work

>>34880659
Thanks anon. I do my best to be a good person. I know it's a given, but none of this would have happened without Creep's efforts. Only a month until the working party and a month and a half until NF. Can't wait to hang with all of you yahoos.

>>34880721
Yeah nah the humanity you've restored in me is blood deep my niggy wiggy. You gotta jew for life. [spoiler]Or till the alt-right lynches me.[/spoiler] One of the two.

>>34880747
>[spoiler]Or till the alt-right lynches me.[/spoiler] One of the two.
Oh look everyone, it's a commie from new york who likes to play with guns but votes for the fuckers who want to BURN THE FUCKING CONSTITUTION. GTFO You idiots are in the middle of a communist revolution that your losing and you break bread with your enemies. Sad. Many such cases.

>>34881933
literally what are you talking about

>>34882182
Opps
Thought I was posting on /pol/.

>>34880659
Don't you usually wake up and go to work at the beginning of the day? If it's the end of the day papaD would already have the work done...

>>34883540
You know I was waiting for somebody to finally call that out.

>>34845745

I am coming, BD I will be bringing a chainsaw, I am just hoping I can get a Jersey guy or someone who is on the way from Jersey to ride in the truck with me.

>>34884235
You wont need a chainsaw. I'll be clearing the place up and really dont want people to clear it on their own.

>>34884286

BD, did you miss your name? Last time I offered to bring it you were welcoming it. IF things have changed, I'll leave it at home.

Also, it would have been used at your discretion to assist in any clearing.

>>34884301
Im not BD Im the weird guy who lives at the nuggetfest MO site. From the boss directly he doesn't want people doing that. Thats why we are having the working party.

>>34870391
Can I bring a meme amount of mountain dew and tendies?