>Be me
>Average chicago niglet
>Needs me a gat
>dytravious wont be fuckin' wit shalona now motherfucka
>walk into pawnshop
>lookin' at gats
>ho shit nigga waz dat
Golden painted desert eagle
>gawdamn nigga
>look at dat
>checks price
>4,000 dollas
>Ho shit
>nigga waz dat to da left
>Pic related
/k/ did dis nigga make a goofy ass choice
>>34832685
>Be me
>Slightly overweight rich firearm enthusiasts
>Own twelve Glocks
>CC them every day
>Some niglet pulls a Hi-Point on me
>Round isn't even chambered
>Heh
>Reach for my Glock
>It goes off in the holster and I shoot myself in the leg because no safety and one in the pipe
>While in pain raise the Glock and try to mag dump
>Get one round out which misses because I had 13 more and didn't expect to have to aim
>Gun jams because I'm in a life threatening scenario and in pain so I didn't hold my Glock exactly 100% correctly
>Niglet runs away
>Stand there with jammed Glock and bullet in my leg
D-Did I choose Perfection, /k/?
>>34833129
>didn't explode and made you to drop your p320 which hits a plane full of glocks who blockbuster the whole neighborhood
>>34833129
>own multiple Glocks
>still call yourself a firearms enthusiast
>be me
>slightly effeminate european male
>can't own guns
>never even held one
>>34832685
>jacksonville florida
god bless my city.
>>34833129
im sick of the anti glock bait REEEEEE
>>34833907
fag
>>34833341
You probably can. It'll just take time, money, and energy.
>>34833142
Nigger what
>>34833907
I bet youre sick of having fingers too mate
>>34833129
Shouldve gone sig, when you drop it after you shoot yourself itll kill someone
>>34834583
this. it's a feature you ungrateful cunts
>>34833129
DEJA VU
AYYY WHITE BOY THIS MUH GLAWK FOHTY
But most black people I know loves AKs
>>34835489
I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE