ITT: We explain modern hardware, tactics and doctrine to WWI

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>After two of their cities get vaporized in an instant the Japanese start producing cartoons in mass
>To the point that their economy and politics are dictated by those cartoons
>One of those cartoons is about Schoolgirls that do Tank battles as a school activity
>They are all cute
>It is so popular that they make twelve 20 min episodes, one 2 hour movie and six 1 hour episodes
>People in the future masturbate to a character that is basically a female characterization of Erwin Rommel

ATGM are pretty much high accuracy arty.

Planes are pretty much high accuracy arty.

Electronic warfare are pretty much high accuracy arty that doesn't go boom

>>34828522
How do you aim the muzzle so accurately?

>>34830192
Math. Lots and lots of math. Fortunately the eggheads who built this stuff are so good at math that they did it all before the war so we don't have to waste time with a slide rule.

Well basically, we demonize the Third Reich in all of our media entertainment, make their descendants pay massive taxes and reparations annually to a bunch of Jews who weren't there, have criminalized being White in several countries with mandatory breeding laws, and still plundered Germany of every single technological development we could get our grubby little hands on.

And we use this technology to bomb empty structures in the desert after telling all the enemies inside to leave first so they don't get hurt.

Modern American tactics:
>Bump into enemy
>Call for fire

>>34830222
Sir, wouldn't it make more since to use some of those atom bombs on them when they don't see it coming so they can't hurt us no more like we did with the Japs? We have like a few thousand of them right?

>>34831074

No in the 80's we did this thing called "disarmament." Us, the Soviets, and a few other irrelevant nuclear countries all got together and all pretended to agree to get rid of all our nukes.

Russia sold most of theirs to save themselves from Communism and have some broken ones sitting in silos in Siberia that they pretend are cutting edge.

We took all of our intercontinental ballistic missiles, took the warheads out, broke the warheads into tiny warheads, put them in little rockets, strapped them to our planes, and said "There, we got rid of the ICBMS."

Israel actually got rid of all of theirs, and then bought a bunch of spares from Russia and said "Hey, we got rid of OURS. These aren't ours. We're babysitting them."

Britain got rid of theirs and now have a couple broken ones that sit on pads to look cool and plan instead to just use ours.

>>34831074
>>34831142

Either way now that everyone who matters has nukes we all agree not to use them anymore so the world doesn't get wiped out. Instead we do this new thing called "proxy wars."

So, China or Russia finds a smelly tribe of savages in Africa or Asia, gives them weapons, and helps them defeat the smelly tribe next door.

We take sides with the tribe next door, give them some of our weapons, and have the two tribes fight each other.

Whoever's smelly tribe of savages wins means us or China/Russia wins.

Recently we've been doing it with a bunch of different random Muslim tribes in the Middle East; some of them have even been used more than once by more than one side!

>>34830222
>>>/pol/
You have to go back.

>>34830222
>fighting the Nazis
>"oh no they lost the war how awful"
That's gonna work really well, anon.

all our infantrymen are trained to shoot very accurately and quickly and everyone has a precision submachine guns. We never really get to use it that much because we never fight anybody with arty so we just call all the arty in the world whenever we get in a fight so unless something is messed up and its often messed up.

Also we can't kill people if they aren't in enemy uniforms unless they do a bunch of specific stuff first because communists took over the democratic party after we elected a democratic catholic who hated communism.

So there's the guys who think they're actually women...

The weapons merchants read as much H.G. Wells as they could get their hands on and decided to make his war machines reality.

>In this thread we will try to explain different aspects of warfare in a way that a Soldier from WWII and WWI could understand: Planes, Missiles, AWACS, ICBMs, Modern Warships, Electronic Warfare, etc.

There are people still alive today from those wars, you retard. All of our technology isn't fucking magic, it's all based on concepts that already existed by like 1900.

>>34831332

>all our infantrymen are trained to shoot very accurately and quickly and everyone has a precision submachine guns. We never really get to use it that much because we never fight anybody with arty so we just call all the arty in the world whenever we get in a fight so unless something is messed up and its often messed up.

thats the exact same shit that happened in ww2 just with bolt actions and semi autos