You're tasked with liberating your local burger joint from

>>34815145
Skoda 7.5 cm Gebirgskanone M. 15

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>>34815145
Prob my tec-9

>>34815145
Common sense. Commies can't stand it.

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>>34815145
>go to downloads folder
>close eyes and scroll
>first gun I saw

>>34815145

First thing to come to mind is...

World in Conflict game?

>>34815145
Helicopters.

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>>34815145
RAMIREZ GET TO THE BURGERTOWN

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>>34815145

>>34815145
Just bicycle lock the doors shut and let them destroy themselves from within. Collapse and self destruction is the final step of communism.

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>>34815145
The right arm of the free world.

What burger joint hands out free burgers to the locals?

>>34815145
Love.

The commie kryptonite.

>>34815145
Just quarantine and starve them out, vegans can't eat anything there.

>>34815406
NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE WITH THAT STUPID LITTLE HAT ON
HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL

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>>34815218
BANNON!

What the HELL were you thinking posting in anons thread and not reading this in my voice?

Get a GOD DAMN MOVE ON.

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>>34815145

>>34818410
God damn it...thanks anon

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>>34815204
Good method, here's the first in my folder

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I'll only list the edgiest possible options.
>Uzi carbine 9mm
>Winchester 1200 12 gauge
>Browning HP 9mm

My wallet and a dangerously empty stomach

>>34815145
jar of piss

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>>34815145
Oh yes babby

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>>34815204
I got this, same method.

>>34815145
That scene wouldn't of worked today if that's supposed to represent a McDonald's.

>I want a breakfast sandwich I don't care if it's a few minutes after!
>No problem Sir, breakfast all day
>Oh, ok. Gimme a McMuffin.

>>34815145
A bear.

Would defend with the commies with AK47

>>34815145
>You're tasked with liberating your local burger joint
Which one? There are like fucking 10 near me. Each of which calls for different tools to liberate

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>>34818431
thicc posting or man of taste?

E-Coli

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>>34818410

Yes, sir.

Sir, I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

Bannon out.

https://youtu.be/g_uh9XHI9GA?t=1m35s

>>34815145
Fire.

>>34820893
underrated

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A bat doesn't even need ammo

>>34815145
AK-47 for the irony

aerosol 3-Methylfentanyl

>>34815145
M14, Baby.

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>>34815145
>grab a job application form
>order 50 piece mcnuggets
>start hurling the GMO loaded slaughterhouse pellets of corporatism at the SJW ancoms one by one
>thiskillsthered.jpg
>76th Genderqueer Battalion, 19th Vegan Regiment, 1st ANTIFA Division is incredibly vulnerable to the capitalist might they've brought upon themselves
>raise job application each time a screeching SJW tries to charge me and smash the patriarchy
>3x CQB bonus, Bernout neutralized
>continue the volley of dead baby rooster lumps
>"30 rounds, shell nug, lot N/L, charge two, fuze buffalo sauce, fire for effect"
>hurling the 20 cent breaded greasewads at far left peons rapidly
>they don't take cover behind anything (too close for borders)
>lamenting of oppression and screeches of privilege as they stampede out of the doors
>survivors abandon their dead, retreat back to Twitter and Tumblr HQ
>order a #1 combo with a coke
>sit down at table
>connect to Wi-Fi
>browse /k/ while enjoying french fries

I'm lovin' it.

>>34818757
Didn't even think about this.

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An Ithaca 37 but with a super long tube
Pic related

>>34818757
It still would have happened when they give you the after 1030 breakfast sandwiches. They're sad and terrible compared to a 1029 breakfast sandwich

>>34815145
>soften them up with tactical bombing and napalm
>this is followed by heavy artillery bombardment
>begin frontal assault
>no survivors
>as domino theory indicates that all nearby burger joints have fallen to communism or are infiltrated by communists process is repeated
>civilians in the theatre of operations will be relocated to empty parking lots in adjacent states under the Strategic Diner Program

>>34820952
Bannon did nothing wrong
Why the fuck did that soviet infantry try surrendering to a spec ops unit literally hundreds of miles behind the front lines on a super high stealth mission anyway?
Their fault for getting blown the fuck up

>>34822068
>domino theory
the greatest form of aussie shitposting

>>34815145

What are they armed with?

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>>34815145

The Washington National Guard.

>>34822896
Saus plos

>>34822916

I think it's from World in Conflitct

>>34822896
go back to tumblr fag

>>34822916
>>34822922

Correct

>>34822931
What?

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>>34822931
What did he mean by this

>>34822916
>>34822922

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5Vmf3u0D1A

>>34821337
http://www.xrailbyrci.com/

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>>34822896
>that one dude bringing the flag into battle like its the 1700s
Metal as fuck

>>34823015
Would a CWIS system shoot falling paratroopers?

>>34822896

To be honest I liked the New York one just a tad bit more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnV5K6rULm0

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>>34821197