>So let me get this straight... >/k/ sexually identifies

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What?

>>34787960
Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed.

>>34787960
Look at the hooters on her, gawdamn

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>>34787960

>>34787960
Right around the time you were born.

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>>34787960

>>34788007
Don't act all innocent now...

>disregard doe
>acquire dick

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>/k/ sexually identifies as an attack helicopter
>with a pansexual attraction to deer

...pick one I guess

>>34788373
What a judgmental bitch.

>>34787960
>pansexual
look up what that means before you try to make a meme

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>>34788373
What's wrong with women?
This is just barely above schizophenic-raving-about-gang-stalking-tier on the scale of baffling baseless shit

>>34788373
..what's wrong with drinking water?

>>34788424
that's a nig woman, i guess nigs don't drink water when they can drink malt liquor or something

>>34788466
I think she's mad because he's drinking it directly out of the jug, instead of pouring it into one of those hipster metal canteens.

Admittedly it is pretty autistic to be roaming about carrying a gallon jug of water with you everywhere. My drinking jugs are for home use only.

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>>34787960
You just don't understand, you will never understand.

>>34787960
Are attack helicopters still effective Or are they almost obsolete like tanks?

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>>34788466
GET A LOAD OF THIS WATER DRINKER

>>34788494
I'm betting he's just a poorfag.

>>34788532
They're effective against enemies with poor SHORAD.

This means no for North Korea, yes for Taliban, and maybe for ISIS.

>>34788494

Most of the Tyndall bomb dump is carrying plastic water jugs. Our water hasn't been potable for years and we have to bring in everything we plan to drink over the course of the day each morning.

What exactly is the problem?

>>34788373

>I hate white people.

And guess who DIDN'T get banned from Twitter for racism that day, kids.

>>34788548
Don't they send jets or someone else to take care of those before they send in the helicopters?

>>34788575
because nobody complained

>>34788594
It isn't the big stuff that's a problem for helicopters, they can fly nape of the earth anyway.

The problem is guys with shoulder fired surface to air missiles or smaller anti-aircraft cannons.

You can't really do much about those with the jets.

To make a long story short, it's a pain in the ass attacking infantry with attack helicopters if they have proper short range air defense.

Doable, but a pain in the ass.

Now if the enemy doesn't have that, it's open season.

>>34788622
I'm guessing a good recon team will be helpful for those situations

>>34788810
If wargame taught me anything

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>>34787960
SWIGGITY SWOOTY AIRWOLF'S COMING FOR BAMBI'S BOOTY

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>>34789283
Why did you post the .jpg? Why not the .gif? Sombody post the .gif!

>>34788494
All the athlete chads where I go carry gallon jugs of water

>>34788373
>that backpack

>that jacket

The water pales (kek) in comparison to the rest of this guys faggotry

>>34789823
Does that guy look like athlete Chad? Chad also wears cargo shorts and sandals, keep that in mind.

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>>34787960
what are you a fuckin normie? cause plebbit is that way

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>>34787960
>pansexual
What the fuck does this even mean? I know it's one of those snowflake sexual things, but does it just mean you want to fuck anything with a concave opening?

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>>34787960
>Attack helicopter
Slander! No I don't. I identify with this BBW girl.

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>>34787960
Don't know why but I had a good laugh

>>34789971
It's just a fancy, feelgood word for bisexual because the bi in bisexual implies there's only 2 sexes and das raciss.
It's like crown vic compared to a GM. The marquis has soft seats and wood n stuff but at the end of the day it's just a basic bitch panther

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Hey niggers?

Hey, hey

Niggers, listen, what if we made an attack helicopter

Oooga booga listen niggers

We made an attack helicopter

Out of DEERS

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>>34787960

>>34789971

pan, from the Greek pan, meaning everything, whole. Pan-theon. Pan-tsy. Pan-da bear. Pan, Peter. Pan-talons. It means you can feel attraction to everyone or thing. Men, women, attack helicopters, deer, tiles... the whole spectrum.

>>34792735
>the whole spectrum.

Legos? Chewing gum? Sweat socks? I have some rather unusual... needs.

>>34792949
Here at /k/ we are open and accepting of all individuals, regardless of race, ethnicity, sexuality, nationality, ableness, sexual/gender identity, or paraphilias.

>>34792949

Whatever floats your goat

>>34789919
Chads carry it because you need a lot of water if you're doing training. They could just carry a smaller container, but as someone else said, they're just autistic.

>>34790304
Boy you don't know shit about orientation boy

Yes there are only two genders but that doesn't mean a girl is going to be attracted to a trap because she's straight.

Pan implies you're fine with literally anything you can think of, from dudes on the street to drag queens.

>>34793074
Tell us more about your whimsical fantasy tales in the town of, you're a delusional freak of nature?

>>34787960
>attain 50 ft hover over antelope herd
>they scatter for cover as the grass swirls in torrents under the force of my rotors
>theres no escape
>unsheathe my "landing gear" and identify an old straggler
>overtake her at 170 mph a few times to establish dominance
>complete an air to deer maneuver with only one casualty

This is the life

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>>34788324
Who doesn't love some doe pussy?

>>34789855
Are you you calling him a faggot because you assume he's a neverserved poser or because you think the military is faggy?

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>>34789979
HEALTHY AT ANY SIZE

>>34787960

It's the current year anon

We've always been all about equal opportunity targets here

>>34788373
Would it have been better as a fuckhuge handle of vodka?

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The /k/ube gives no shits about how many genders there are or whether a person can be an attack helicopter that molests deer. All that matters is war.

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Fawn girls are cute. CUTE

>>34788373
I buy jugs of water instead of bottles.
>$0.89 for a gallon of water
vs
>$1.79 for a few ounces
What is that woman some quickie mart owning Jew?

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>>34787982
>deers
Boy

>>34795724
Judging by the size of the guys thighs, he probably a poser

>>34792735
>tiles
I understood that reference

>>34797327
I didnt. Enlighten me, please.

>>34799719
Google 4chan tile fetish. It's a fun ride.

>>34797100

>2017
>not catching your water from rain barrels
>boiling it
>then putting it through an Alex Jones brand water filter

Fucking pleb.

>>34789919
...What's wrong with cargo shorts? They're breezy!

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>>34788373
Women should shut the fuck up about anything related to food/liquid intake, unless its fucking semen. Broad built her entire diet around shit that tastes "sweet" like a fucking child.

>>34795724
Especially if he's not a poser, I mean what kind of fucking POG flaunts their service once they get out
Even guys that are still in get mocked for that shit

>>34791811
Who fathered this one? Fess up, /k/. You degenerate, fucks.

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>>34800016
Aren't they an entire gender who dedicated themselves to "fat acceptance" AKA making obesity the fucking standard?

Women need to shut the fuck up about food or I am gonna start exterminating every cunt I come across. They can't cook worth a damn anyways.

>>34800118
Sure thing. Now go back to /r9k/

>>34800994
>1 hour bump
Good job

>>34793074
>Pan implies you're fine with literally anything you can think of, from dudes on the street to drag queens.
Or in other words, "I'm so desperate to get laid I'd do it with anything"

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>no one posted this yet

>>34801235
lol

>>34800016
thats a big birb

>>34799840
>collecting rain water
ILLEGAL

>>34788324
I pray to ,whatever deity, that you die burning to death in a house fire but only after watching your family be consumed by flames. You're fucking scum. You're everything wrong with the world.

>>34788373
Water drinking faggot I ONLY drink grape soda

>>34789919
>Us army jacket
>Digital camo backpack
PT IS ALRIGHT FOR ME IF ITS YELLOW YOU NEED MORE WATER GALLON OF WATER A DAY HOO HAA

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>>34787960
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>34788477
Theres a few hot ones . but most nigger bitches got jay z shit going on with their face. Retarded weaves and long nails. Gappy teeth. Entitled attitude. And they think they have "booty" when what they really got is a square block of cottage cheese cellulite with stretch marks where their ass would be. Any other race has a larger percentage of passably hot women . nig women are all but useless.

>>34806287
>this man unironically gets angry at his own chinese ungulate porn boner