>A 46-year-old British woman was shot after her lover ins

>>34785843
There's a hentai just like that

>>34785843
At least she died doing what she loved.

>>34785843
wait, how could there still be a dangerous weapon like this in Britain? I thought we already banned knifes...

"Shoot your load inside me!"
What did she mean by this?

>>34785888
kek

>>34785860
>www.dailywire.com/news/19388/british-woman-shot-vagina-after-sexual-fantasy-michael-qazvini
She's alive.

>>34785888
Trips confirm, he shot his load.

>>34785843
Have you ever seen what a 12 gauge will do to a woman's pussy?

>>34785911
How, was it lolbirdshot?
>when you ask for anon to fill your uterus with cum but got a pussy full of Winchester white box steel pellets instead

>>34786043
lolbirdshot isn't funny when it's point blank range in what's essentially a flesh tube

>>34785853
Had exactly the same thought

>>34785843
Like a hotdog down a hallway

>>34786172
Yeah but what else is there for shotguns
>buckshot
>slugs
Yikes

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>>34786939
You need the relevant licensing for that if the gun is live - so it's a bit of a null point. Noone here can feasibly obtain the license.

But, that's a damn good deal for a Chieftain Mk5

>>34787145
Meh its only a rifle permit,

>>34786939
>she survived the shotgun
And for her next stunt... gofundme.com

>I might pay to see that

>>34787145
Technically speaking for the US, all you'd need to do is fill out the proper paperwork for transferring a DD. Good luck finding AP and training ammo to play with though.

>>34786939

BIN THAT TANK, M8!

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>>34785843
>the victim

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>>34786893
>dragons breath

>>34785843
>don't aim at anything you don't want to destroy

I feel like there is a hysterectomy joke in here some where. I'm just too lazy to find it.
>She said wreck me so he did
>She got hyster-wrecked
Yeah... I got nothing

Shoot her right in the pussy.

>>34787633
you dont have to force jokes
this isnt reddit, you wont get upvotes or something

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>>34785843
>victim
>Fuck me with a loaded shotgun good sir! I am a consenting adult who knows the consequences of my request!
>Shotgun goes off
>victim

>>34787314
>confetti loads

>>34787301
>>34787671
She is still the victim of the injuries

>>34787721
>cum loads

>>34785843
The article reads like the intro to Joe dirt
>Record scratch
>Freeze frame
>Yep that's me, you're probably wondering how I got myself here, well for that, we'll have to go back to where it all started
>Sweet home Alabama plays

This story would be perfect for the "Germany or Florida?" game except for...
>British

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>>34786043
Assuming you're dead straight, being shot in the vag puts a lot of meat between the muzzle and critical organs/blood vessels. She's certainly unlikely to ever have children and will probably be pooping in a bag for the rest of her life but catastrophic haemorrhage is unlikely because of how high up the abdominal aorta and inferior vena cava branches.

It's probably safer than, for example, experiencing the same severity of trauma to the upper leg.

>>34785843

She should meet the kommando that went to the ER for getting his shotgun barrel stuck in his ass.

>>34785843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m68-Xa_ukbU

>>34787852
i'd say florida

>A 46-year-old British woman was shot after her lover inserted a loaded shotgun into her vagina. You may be asking yourself how this woman got herself into this position to begin with. Well it turns out the victim was keen on exploring a bizarre sexual fantasy in which loaded weapons where shoved inside of her. She apparently found the dangerous stunt titillating.
>bizarre sexual fantasy in which loaded weapons where shoved inside of her.
> loaded weapons where shoved inside
>loaded
>LOADED
>The judge, who called the horrific incident “a sexual fantasy with dreadful consequences,” sentenced Jeffers to a 10-year custodial sentence.
>L O A D E D

What the actual fuck was this woman thinking?

>>34789079
She just wanted a load inside her for once.

>>34789099
Can't judge her on that
https://youtu.be/jZr_T1dn6xI

>>34785843
Why did the guy get sentenced to anything? This is bullshit.

>>34787909
Life always finds a way

>>34785843
>“... Jeffers, who lives in Harehills, Leeds, inserted the loaded shotgun, which he claims to have found in the toilet of the Wetherspoon's pub at Leeds train station, into her genital area where it is agreed his hand was on the trigger at the time it went off,” reports The Telegraph. “In horror, as his victim lay naked on the bed, Jeffers dressed himself and fled the hotel via a rear exit after phoning reception and informing a manager that a female had been shot before making his way to Piccadilly train station where he caught a train back to Leeds.”
>The victim sustained severe internal trauma from the multiple shotgun pellets to the abdomen, but she ultimately survived thanks to a hotel employee who contacted emergency services. Surgeons at the Manchester Royal Infirmary worked tirelessly to treat the victim and saved her life in the process.
>Several months later, the victim is still recovering from her ghastly injuries.

>>34789264
>Jeffers dressed himself and fled the hotel via a rear exit after phoning reception and informing a manager that a female had been shot before making his way to Piccadilly train station where he caught a train back to Leeds.”
kek

>>34789276

Isn't Leeds an infamous shithole?

t. Got his knowledge of Britain from Kitchen Nightmares

>>34789284
It's like Baltimore, but with brown people instead of black people

>>34789207

see

>>34789264

Probably because he didn't have the proper licensing for the gun? This is Little Pakistan/BIN THAT KNIFE land we're talking about here.

>>34785843
if the guy was smart, he would have loaded a dummy shell and told the woman it was a live one, it's not like she'd easily be able to tell the difference. If the guy was even smarter, he would have refused to perform the act seeing as how the entire idea is absolutely retarded.

>>34789309
This

But retards meet retards I guess

>>34789276
Fight or Flight mechanism can easily be blamed. The guy was scared witless, barely contained himself enough to call the police because he felt bad, and fled all the way back home.

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>>34785888

>>34785853
>>34786200
First or second Black Bible OVA I think it was, with some gang-cultist shooting a shotie in some roastie's cunt.

>>34786893
flechette rounds are a thing too

>>34787735
She's the victim of her own stupidity.

>>34789264
Shotgun found in the toilet of a pub?
WTF?

>>34787909
>46 year old
>She's certainly unlikely to ever have children
Probably for the better

>>34789264
>Gets shot from inside with a shotgun
>Survives

Shotgunfags btfo

>>34785843
>>34789079
>>34789207
>>34789264
>>34789309
>>34789316
>>34789317
After reading this entire thread I've come to one conclusion.

If the UK wasn't so fucking hoplophobic this entire situation from start to finish would not have gone down like this, I can almost guarantee you. I wouldn't be surprised if her fetish stemmed from the fact that guns are so forbidden there, and even then, she would have been able to find a guy who knows the four rules if the UK wasn't full of sniveling, poncy faggots.

This story disgusts me.

>>34789483
it was .410, not 12 gauge

So does this settle the birdshot for self defense argument?

>>34789531
It was likely also birdshot

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>>34785843

>>34789563
I have no evidence whatsoever but I really don't think that a 12 guage was used.

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>>34785843
Who knew that shoving guns up your orifices could be dangerous. Sadly this is no the first time /k/ has encountered this, at least the guy who stuck his 870 barrel up his ass had the good sense to do it unloaded. Forgot about the bead sight though and it kind of got stuck, at least that anon can now rest easy knowing there is someone dumber than he is. I suppose I can't be too mad though seeing as how I'm on /k/ and we know all /k/ommandos are sodomites.

>>34789525
Uh no. People have foot fetish for example. Is it due to feet being banned? How about nipple clamps? Yes please.

>>34785843
I've heard of riding shotgun, but this is ridiculous.

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>>34789789
Shut the fuck up you dumb Bong, you knew exactly what I meant and it was a throwaway comment unrelated to my central point.

You can pretend all you like but your country is a pathetic joke, I would tell you to kill yourself but I'm sure you couldn't afford the license for a rope.

>>34786893
10 gauge grenades

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>>34785843
British newspapers publish this tabloid-tier rumormongering journalism all the time. Never believe anything printed in a British newspapers.

>>34785911
That's a platinum Darwin Award right there. Most people don't survive being removed from the gene pool.

>>34786893
Rock salt

>>34790646
Salt would rust the barrel.

>>34787300
It's an mk5, not an m8.

>>34789457
How delightfully sanitary.

>>34789207
I would say you have some responsibility to not agree to do something that mind-bogglingly stupid in the first place

>>34787145

I was about to point that out. When the seller says "Gun is live, but can be deactivated at the buyers expense", he isn't making a suggestion or offering another option. He's saying if you buy this tank, you will have to pay to have the main gun deactivated.

>>34787750

I just had the insane vision of a /k/ommando saving up cum in the freezer, breaking it into little chunks, loading the chunks into shells and keeping them in a freezer by the bedside

If you shot someone with a semen load could that be sexual assault?

>>34787651
Upboated.

>>34787326
>destroy me darling
>say no more

>>34789789
Feet literally were banned from 2007-2016, why do you think foot fetishes went through such a resurgence recently?

>>34787300
Don't be like anne frank, bin that tank

>>34785843
>48 year old british woman
Don't worry guys, the shot had enough room to lose energy and just bounced off her cervix.

Cuckshot

Just got home, decided to check on /k/

Fuck this I'm turning in early tonight. See you tomorrow lads

>>34786893
Bear/bird bangers.

>>34789207
Because being a fucking retard isn't illegal by itself.

>>34785843

Pics or it didn't happen.

No seriously, this belongs into the category of "incidents where I don't want to be the EMT"

>>34785888
That she wanted some strong buck to destroy her puffy white pussy.

>>34790867
>If you shot someone with a semen load could that be sexual assault?

Ahahaha

Someone do this and send the loads (kek) to Demo ranch and taofledermaus

You can upgrade the concept with HIV or Ebola, which remains for months in the infected's sperm

>>34787145
You literally add it to your FAC m8.

>>34791676

xDDDDDDDDD

>>34785843
I want to see what the fucking wound looks like

This sounds suspiciously like a case of DIY tranny operation, using a shotgun instead of whatever the hell it is these freaks use for "dilation".

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>>34785888
>My girlfriends got a huge pussy
>My girlfriends got a huge pussy

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>>34785853
Bible Black: New Testament. Episode 1
they don't show anything

>>34787651
>hey guys, help me make this pun work!
>durr hurr no reddit 4chan sooper secret club
kys fag

>>34795935
>woman shoots herself in the pussy
>Durrr, bet it was dem damn trannies ya' hear

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>>34785853
Yup

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>>34785843
At least she can't breed and make the genepool even more shit than it is.

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>>34785888

>when you shoot your triple 00 buckshot into her pussy
>just #ammosexualthings

>>34786939
What website is this? I've seen that image before but never found the site

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>>34789811

>>34788884
Post screepcap

>>34802251
http://www.milweb.net/classifieds.php?type=1

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>>34785843
>taking ammosexuality to a new level
I guess I can respect that.

>>34796623
t.redditor