How would /k/ fight Rakka? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjQ 2t_yNHQs

>>34773157
Damn that boy ugly 0.0

>>34773157
Napalm.

>>34773157
>they create metane in those towers
it would be a shame if something catch fire in there right ?

>>34773157

Christ that was heavy handed.

Guns I guess.

>>34773157
>dat filename

sweet

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>>34773399
In what way was it heavy handed?

Yeah they seem to be pretty vulnerable to fire

Over-produced and under-written, but I like the aesthetic.

>>34773492
>Over-produced

And the award for most pretentious critique goes to!

>>34773497
>1 rand has been deposited into your account

>>34773497
Watched this a while back and I agree with him. Overproduced in the sense that it's filled with as many spectacles meant to wow the audience as possible, which really means they just run together in the end.

>>34773299
This. Literally just shoot a rocket at the giant methane cloud and watch their whole complex detonate. Shoot their ground forces from a distance so their can't use lizard voodoo on you.

Rakka sounds just like what white people are doing to this country.

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>How would /k/ fight Rakka?

nani?

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Zygote was the superior Neill Blompkamp film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKWB-MVJ4sQ

>>34773557

>film is only 20 minutes
>designed own cool-looking gun anyway

>>34773157
Could literally beat them with fireworks courtesy of their hard-on for methane that they apparently don't need to breathe. Or you could seriously just wait for the first thunderstorm to roll in and spark it off for you.

>>34773157
By fucking it into submission.

tl;dw
they look plenty vulnerable to bullets and explosives
just avoid the mind control

>>34773557

yo fuck that

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>>34773557
>mfw
Zach
Get the line gun

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>>34773557
no

>>34773157
All his short films are way too corny

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>>34773157
WELL, FUCKING FIRST OFF

I GET MYSELF A GOD DAMN CHIN STRAP FOR THE ANTI-MINDFUCK HELMET

THAT SHOULD TAKE CARE OF MOST ISSUES, SUCH AS DROPPING IT OFF MY HEAD WHEN STUMBLING AND FALLING AND GETTING MIND CONTROLLED AS A RESULT

>>34773841
>corny
What does this mean? I've only seen niggers use this term and its usually to describe job applications. Please explain, Jamal.

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>>34773559
>>designed own cool-looking gun anyway
>gun design is the old song and dance of "take any old gun, dump a shitload of plastic onto it, bam whazoo, it's scifi now"

What if I told you that most spacecraft in scifi are just basic geometric shapes that the artist greebled the shit out of with no rhyme or reason

>>34773299
>>34773544
I was taken out of the movie when they mentioned a methane cloud. Literally impossible for us to lose to bullshit like that.

>>34773909
Are you like 12? Corny has been around since the 30s

>>34773157
punji traps, napalm, ieds. tree fall traps.... traps mainly. more safe in that way to kill a hard enemy.. plus sniping/ambush as they did in the shortfilm.
cant wait for the next one
ripley gets me goin

>>34773157
Mosins, lots of Mosins.

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>>34773157
By saving less than 10% on my car insurance.

>>34773157
>psi shield
>snipers
>ied
>don't hesitate to shoot mind fucked dudes.
Is the mind control only if you make eye contact? If so just wear sunglasses.

>>34773909

is this some new prototype meme or something

>>34773157
i want to stick my dick in it/have their dick in me

>>34773157
fight rakka with more dakka

>>34773533
A "while back"? You mean a few months ago? You need to be 18 to post here. And of course it's flashy, they're gunning for crowd funding via Steam of all things.

Wouldn't dragons breath shells just make them pop like a flesh balloon?

bloomcamp has good concepts and direction but can't write a story if it life depends on it

i like how they just totally gloss over the invisible angel in favor of african cyborg mystic

>>34773492
>>34773533
He only made that channel to showcase and experiment with his production crew, it's a pet project of his.

>>34774840
probably just poorly educated, you run into them from time to time online.

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>>34773157
Humanity would make the world a nuclear wasteland before we let some xeno scum propagate on our holy world

>>34773909
Wtf is wrong with you
Corny is 100% a middle aged white people term
Similarly used
> Tacky

>>34773909
I have bad news, anon. You are the Total cornflake.

>>34773909

Look at this cornball

With Kurdish militias
Feel free to kill me for this horrible joke.

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>>34773555
There's no need to fight

>>34773157
hahaha, the way that bomb guy talked reminded me of sam hyde

>>34773841
>He hasn't seen Halo: Landfall

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>>34774937
Ha, wow

>>34773157
All of those look terrible as fuck. I'm embarrassed for sigourney weaver (even if she is a gun grabbing cunt) to be in this shit, it looks like it's filmed the same as shitty 2012 soap operas because of the 30fps. The acting in all of them is trash. The ideas are trash. It's literally one of the worst things I've seen, this guy can only do well as a director I guess. He's just kinda not ment to make movies.

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>>34776110
You aren't ment to be a critic, mate

>>34773481

Nonstop creepy whispery voice over dramatic ethereal music... it's a trailer. Trailers can't give you goosebumps for 21 minutes, it gets obnoxious.

>>34773157
It doesn't tell us anything about the weird aliens besides they build big shitpiles and cause global warming. Explosives seem to kill the generic ayys just fine, I'd use those.

>>34776110
>I'm embarrassed for sigourney weaver (even if she is a gun grabbing cunt)
So if she was a gun grabber and not it this, you wouldn't be embarrassed?

Anyways, that one mind control part was XCOM in a nutshell.

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>>34773738
>tfw there will never be good Dead Space again
god I hate EA

>>34773157
https://youtu.be/2GpGiqPDLDw

>>34773157
goddamit martinez

>>34774973
It's for later.

The angels are a different alien race collecting ideas from different species to stop the death of the universe. The lizards worship the angels (who don't talk to them) so they are trying to find out what makes humanity special enough to talk to

>>34777681
I always fistbump when watching footage and a napalm can hits. People at work are all, why are you fist bumping, and I'm all, cause I finally got these errors sorted out of the database. In reality, I get paid to watch Wings/ Great Planes on YT.

>>34777537
The whole thing was basically XCOM: Losing Scenario (from the original).

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>>34773157
>towers full of methane
gee fucking whiz, what a conundrum, how will we ever defeat them?

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>>34777574
>tfw the original is still the only good one

>>34773544
>>34773915
where would you find a missile site that hasn't been BTFO yet?

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>>34773157
Jack off on it's big gay head

>>34778151
North Korea

>>34778148
the second was good to if you ask me, the 3 was just a disaster

>>34773911
>>greebles
Lego fag detected

>>34773157
I'll take "what are nuke subs, Alex"
for $100

>>34773157
they're kinda cute. I'd use bullets, seems to work just fine.

>>34773492
welcome to Neill Blomkamp movies.

>>34775556
I don't usually watch glorified youtube ads, no.

>>34774869
u baka

>>34773841
He's just a shit director in general. Normies eat up his movies cuz "muh darker themes, it must be good." Stupid people like his shit because it makes them feel smart, same reason they like christopher nolan movies, tarantino movies, big bang theory, etc.

>>34781365
He should be a design director. D9 misled everyone about his abilities.

>>34781408
Pretty much. Supposedly he's been blacklisted from hollywood (god knows why, some jew tribal feud) and that's why he's been reduced to releasing his garbage on fucking youtube. A fitting fate.

I do agree that he's good at design direction, even if all of his shit looks the same in each movie.

>>34773775
I wish this was a bit different I didn't like how the guy saw the "future" and got burned by russian robot jets with flamethrowers

>>34773901
fuck this cracked me up

>>34781453
Neilli Blomklamp isn't Jewish

he's "blacklisted" insofar as his last few movies haven't made buck

>>34778217
how so. i only played 2

>>34773157

Shoot it until it dies.

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>>34773557
Hey it's like one of those things from The Forest. Better prep the molotovs and sticky bombs.

>>34778122
With a bit of Xenonauts added in (lizard people and mind control, not that both are combined.)