Kubeland: target acquired edition

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>>34764381
who the fuck wants to live in a piece of ahit land like Somalia?
get good man
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Red_Dog

>>34764420
this isn't much better

>>34764420
1. can be easily taken
2. 13000 niggers to use as slaves to start off
3. easily defendable
>inb4 how can it be easily taken but also easily defended
thier defences consist of about 100m of clear beach before thier mud huts, our defences would be a moist nugget wielding sniper squad

>>34764473
>13000 niggers
How much people you think you have?

>>34764540
no clue
however a well equipped few can defeat a poorly equipped army

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>>34764540
they litteraly kill each other with sharpend sticks on a daily basis, you really think they can stop around 1000 autistic drinks with guns?

>>34764583
the pirates and trafficking gangs will definitely put up resistance, at the least

you're a retard. let me go over what happens to you.
>15 of /k/s most retarded, fat, autistic morons who started on /r/the_donald and then came here from /pol/ attempt beach landing in two overfilled 5 person fishing boats
>one capsizes due to being effectively 4x the weight it's supposed to carry
>the other limps to shore
>7 autists fall over the edge, one lands face first and drowns
>remaining 6 are armed with 5 nuggets and a bottom barrel AR
>Nuggettards cannot hit anything due to their 10 MOA surp
>ARfag OOB and dies to shrapnel after first shot because he has literally never cleaned it
>remaining retards mowed down by 5000 niggers hip spraying full auto AKs in their general direction

>>34764593
>implying that any type of commander would send in a small group of underarmed to fight an effective force of 13000

where the hell is worldbuilderbro when i need him

>>34764583
Yes. Definitely.

You autists will SQUAD BROKEN the moment one of them gets too close with a machete.

>>34764632
>implying that my /k/nights don't exist

>>34764606
>implying anyone here is "commander" quality

>>34764420
>Somalian pirates weee

Just buy Turks and Caicos if you want a Caribbean island that badly, although I don't see why you would

>>34764642
you just have to have common sense when it come to fighting niggers

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>>34764381
Never going to happen.
Somalia with its piss poor government will BTFO of you, or the African Union will, or the UN will.
Ontop of that I doubt any country other than the crazies like North Korea and Iran would recognize you. Plus what the fuck would the economy be?

Basically you want to take the time and energy you're using now and put it towards getting land in the US desert to do whatever you want. All the money you save on going international can be put towards funs and tax stamps for retarded stuff.

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>>34764381
>the town

Uhh...

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>Xaafuun, somalia
You morons.

You think the world is going to stand by and let you take over a piece of land that crosses one of the most important shipping lanes in the world, just as that region is beginning to stabilise?

Well, good luck, and enjoy your drone strikes.

>>34764693
exactly
i didn't say it was a good town
or anything resembling a functional town
but it seems to be where most of the population live

>>34764690
>Plus what the fuck would the economy be?
Neither will because they will see it as an arm of American and/or Western imperialism.

They'll basically be regarded as the ISIS of the west, but without any cohesive ideology to draw in the recruits or not have their own moral collapse once the mountain dew runs out.

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>>34764711
Actually never mind my previous post.

You'll literally be fucking over a major american corporation by doing this, as well as an attempt at revitalising the region. Enjoy angering pretty much the entire world by doing this.

>>34764737
oops, meant to quote this
>>34764690
>I doubt any country other than the crazies like North Korea and Iran would recognize you.

Sao Tome and Principe

This is the place to take over. A small west african island nation on the equator. It's tropical and has oil. The government's forces are barely armed, and only have obsolete slavshit. The worst they can bring out is a 20mm on a light wheeled apc. Which they don't have many of. total population is 60000.

once we clear out the natives. By rifle or by deportation. we invite in educated whites still in south africa or zimbabwe. we ask the USA to let us join the Compact of Free Assocation. they build a US navy/marine base on the island. we can even let the british military be part of that base. so they have a logistics point in case the falklands need liberating again.

build a fancy resort. then the next time oil prices are up. we use the profits to build a space port. the islands positions giving advantage for launches.

>>34764752
fucking americans, always screwing with my plans
this is literally the fifth location this week i've though about

>>34764697

just as that region is beginning to stabilise?

but pirate rates are way up desu, so as long as the /k/ube navy does piracy, they should be okay

>>34764820
>but pirate rates are way up desu
...No they're not, piracy has almost entirely stopped.

>>34764786
that sounds pretty good
are there any salt farmers that we should be aware of?

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>>34764798
>OMG GUIS ITS SO HARD TO FIND A PLACE IN THE WORLD TO TAKE OVER BY A FORCE OF /K/OMMANDOS!

No shit Sherlock? All the easy land was taken by countries well before 1900. You're only option is to build an artficial floating island in the middle of international waters in the Pacific if you don't want to be fucked with. But even then if you make drugs, weapons, or other "bad" things expect the worlds navies to sink your shit.

The idea of somebody at the level of /k/ forming a new stable nation in this day and age is absurd. You would need hundreds of millions of dollars if not billions and thousands of young men willing to die for your cause.

You will never have either.

>>34764786
>The worst they can bring out is a 20mm on a light wheeled apc

Do you know where to source 20mm cannons and APCs? Will they sell to you? Do you have boats to transport them? Do you have RPGs if not?

No?

Then guess what, you get BTFO by the skinnies even if every man is armed with a .50cal.


>tl:dr this will happen to you

>>34764858
It doesn't sound good...

You intend to displace 60000 people from a place that has police and armed forces in place using what, 50-100 volunteers from an internet forum?

In my opinion your best bet is an island in the pacific. If you're feeling lazy, plenty of them are disused US Navy outposts with structures intact, but going to one of them will probably anger the US.

Hang on, let me find you some examples.

>>34764786
>Destroy one of the few semi-functioning countries in Africa.
>Expect no one to care.
How about no?

>>34764868
don't we all want a place to get away from the faggot antiguns?

>>34764904
venezuela is super hasguns, just let em bomb shoot and starve themselves into an easy victory

>>34764868
given the small size of the Sao Tome defense forces. a coordinated first strike using only small arms and improvised explosives/incendiaries could take out their heavy weapons and armored vehicles.

we can also just make high ranking people in their police and defense forces into assets. we decapitate the current government. then partnering with them we overthrow the government. give free birth control and abortions the locals and employ the women away from home. this will crash the skinny's birthrates. while we also bring in educated whites and encourage them to have 3 children.

>>34764577
Yeah, the rangers thought that in Somalia. They got shot to shit.

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>>34764904
Its called "The American West"

1. Buy a jeep or 4wd truck
2. Buy whatever guns you want
3. Convert them to full tard if you feel like it
4. TELL NO ONE if you do
5. Shoot them in the desert your hearts content

no ????

this site has what ya need to get AKs, HK-91 patterns, AR-15s, and a few others to full giggle.

https://www.ftfindustries.com/category/DF.html


You'll still get fucked in the ass less than if you INVADE AFRICA YOU DUMB SHIT.

>>34764919
>a coordinated first strike using only small arms and improvised explosives/incendiaries could take out their heavy weapons and armored vehicles.
I guarantee you that about five minutes after that happens, a group of mercenaries will be on their way to kill you to death.

>>34764888
no one will care.

>>34764924
see the battle of hill 3234
shit can go either way
whatever, by now i've given up if we can't even get the whole board in agreement there really no point in discussing it further

>>34764888
trips are checked

>>34764868
After the clusterfuck that was those people who took over an old AA platform and declared it a country it is no longer legal to build something in international waters and declare yourself a new nation.

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>>34764982
Good man, Glad you saw reason. You and whatever poor delusional bastards you brought with you would surely die or worse.

Now go to back to whatever hole you crawled out of and never post under a trip again.

i'm just gonna go off and jack oof to some Jagdtigers now goodbye

>>34765006
Ah another one of the third reichs failed weapons that came too few, too late, for too high a cost.

You're either masterful troll or a 12 year old with brain damage.

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>>34764577
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>>34765006
Git out with that fake trip.

>>34764583
Sharpened sticks and full retard AK's

>>34765036
Shut up

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>>34765084
No you!

>>34765031
i have simply perfected the art of shitposting
>>34765036
i didn't get trips tho, how would one fake trips?

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>>34765118
>trip
>trips
newfag get out ree.

>>34765140
i know they don't mean trips
is he saying that i planned the thread to go this way?

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As I said before, if you really wanted to do this I think an island in the pacific would be your best bet. They're all claimed by someone or incorporated in some "protection scheme", but frankly there are so many of these islands and i don't know if they're patrolled by anyone (unless they're part of the US, in which case the Fish and Wildlife Service patrols them every now and then.

The best candidate that I could find in my 10 or so minutes of looking is called "Nikumaroro Island". There are a few reasons I think it's the best one;
1) It's uninhabited. This means potential settlers won't have to deal with (compromise with or displace) any locals. This spares settlers all kinds of headaches that should be fairly obvious.
2) It has a good amount of trees and bushes growing on it for wind protection. From the satellite images it looks to be limestone or old coral, so it's not just a sand bank (they tend to move).
3) It has an accessible lagoon. This provides safe anchoring for boats (for the first settlers but also for trading vessels), and possibly even seaplanes if they can land and stop in under 3.3 miles.
4) It's relatively remote, the nearest inhabited village will be about a 1.5-2 day sail away. This puts the settlers out of the way of locals but not so far away as to discourage trade or excursions.
5) It has good potential for an airstrip on land.


I love discussions like these even though I'd probably never partake in colonising it. I'd come visit with my boat though.

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>>34765140
You're getting trolled more mate. Just disengage and return to base!

>>34765178
if theres one thing iv'e learned its that everything sounds good in theory

>>34765239
Not really, your idea of occupying one of very few development-friendly parts of Somalia close to one of the worlds biggest shipping lanes didn't sound good in theory. The other guy who proposed occupying an island of some 60,000 inhabitants with an established police- and military force didn't sound very good either.

I'd be happy to hear criticism of my idea with the island (>>34765178), in the meantime I'm going to work up a proposal plan for development because I enjoy these things.

>>34765178
I don't mean to burst bubbles, but what are you going to trade?
Take a look at Tuvalu, if you will - It's also a wee bitty island in the Pacific, but aside from some tourism (Think they got a whooping two hotels or summin), most of the money comes from relatives of the inhabitants working on (foreign) ships and sending money back home.
That said, my contract on the ship I worked on ended two months before I could make AB, so if you offered me a spot on a boat I'd be all over that motherfucker in an instant.
I suppose there's also the matter of tropical storms and tsunamis wrecking the island.from time to time. How well is it situated, re: that? How high above sea level is it? Taking a guess, it's not very much. Once again, I'll point to Tuvalu, which will be very fucked if the sea level rises much more.

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>>34765178
First draft of proposed development plans. With regards to #7 I'm no master tactician so input on that is appreciated, as well as input on the whole thing. For fun of course.

I should point out that solar power has come very far, it wouldn't be difficult powering a settlement like this with solar panels. There are plenty of reverse-osmosis watermakers that run off 12 or 24v, some producing up to 32 gallons (120 litres) of fresh water per hour.

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>>34765458
Sorry I should have clarified, I was talking about very basic trade like I suppose the locals engage in. Goods for goods. If the settlers do a spot of fishing they could trade that for a source of carbohydrates that the locals have, taking some load off the settlers with regards to farming. At least in the very beginning before power and water infrastructure of any sort has been established.

I'm not sure about the elevation, it's probably like most islands around there and as you say if there's a tsunami the settlers would have to start from scratch. Regarding tropical storms, I think it's one of the better places to sit one out. There seems to be heavy vegetation on the island that would provide shelter from big winds (see pic). The vegetation also helps the island "stay in place" to some extent I think. This is why they're busy planting shrubbery around the multi-million dollar beach houses on Long Island in NY, it keeps the beach there so the house doesn't drift into the ocean.

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>>34765474
Actually, here's an updated version of it.

The prevailing wind is from the north-east, so I changed the orientation of the runway to enable takeoff/landing into the prevailing wind.

3000 feet is still plenty for most aircraft that could be expected to land there. For example, a Cessna Caravan has a takeoff distance of around 2000 feet.

>>34765458
With regards to rising sea levels the island will probably be submerged in 70 or 80 years but we'll all be dead by then so I didn't really factor that in to be honest.

>>34764982
In the hill 3234 the soviets had full air and artillery support, we don't

>>34764606
>Implying any of you are smart enough for that
You don't even know how to have a trip and seem to have taken the role of leadership of this merry band of tards and "nugget sniper squads" has been proposed as a legitimate possibility for defending your shores.

>>34764381
>kubeland
/pol/ went to shit because of shit like this called Kekistan land

SAGE

>>34764924
Nice example, very representative, thank you for your contribution.

hurr im a huge faggot I love sucking dicks... Mmm big black sweaty dicks in my mouth...
nvm about this kubeland retardation im gonna go back to jerking off to kekistan while thinking about all the big black cocks I want to suck

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How about this piece of shit literally named 25? It looks like a French colony and they have enough trouble dealing with sand niggers living the streets they shouldnt bother us. Already an established airport there but very little structure

>>34766136
It looks inhabited though.
Is it really worth the headache either a) forcibly moving all those people somewhere else or b) committing genocide? I doubt it would be possible to live side by side with those locals.

Not too inhabited, we could use the smallpox technique but not exactly. Maybe introduce a narcotic and get them all hooked

what is it with 4chan and constantly having these "hay guise lets make our own 4chan house/island/country"?

>>34766136
If we're doing french colonies, why not Devil's Island? It already has a reputation

250 people, it has everything necessary to function as a society, a hospital, school, airport, and a church. We can turn the school into either a HQ or a storage depot

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We'd have to cuck it from them, maybe a bad idea, maybe not that bad

>>34766264
>population: 1.6m

It's a massive tourist destination as well. No way in hell.

It'd have to be something small, relatively remote and very unimportant to everyone.

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>>34764994
>recognizing the laws of other countries saying that you cant make a country by seizing or creating land
>when those same countries did exactly that to become a country
wewest of lads

>>34766304
Pretty much all islands are part of some kind of conservation/protection program now.

One alternative could be to colonize an island where poaching or other bad-for-the-environment things are common, and vow to work against that if we're left alone to govern ourselves.

That could be a way to accomplish this without getting insanely bad publicity globally. Also, we may find a use for our funs apart from shooting coconut crabs.

>>34766347
>Start out as a mercenary group pledging to protect the wildlife for future generations
>Gain traction and support
>After the initial hype dyes down slowly set up permanent structures
>???
>/k/ubeland becomes recognized as a country by the UN

This might just work

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>>34766136
oh yeah this is the wajao if you were curious

>>34766210
If we bring calm to their chaos and bring prosperity instead of famine, they should welcome us.

>>34766446
>calm to their chaos and bring prosperity instead of famine

The problem is I think many of these islanders have had centuries of people offering just such things, and have ended up worse off.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isla_de_los_Estados?wprov=sfla1

Only inhabitants are a handful of argie marines. Which are isolated for a month at a time.

>>34766529
Uh.. Do you know what the weather is like at Cape Horn?

>>34766409
Oh shit that looks sick as fuck

>>34766576
Cold and wet.

Basically paradise.

>>34764583
>you really think they can stop around 1000 autistic drinks with guns?
yes

Wouldn't it make more sense to purchase an island? There wouldn't be any international outcry and you could spend decades building it up.

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>Henderson Island
>has the "highest density of plastic rubbish in the world"
>go there as volunteers to pick up plastic from the beaches
>17-270 new plastic items wash up every day
>"whoops looks like this requires all our time, guess we'll just have to stay here"

>>34764820
>but pirate rates are way up desu
no

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Sentinel_Island

We could always just genocide a bunch of stone age niggers on some tropical island. Only problem might be the Indian military

>>34766622
Sure, but islands are millions of dollars and everyone on this board is poor as fuck.

Maybe you can get cheap islands in Panama, in the Bocas del Toro area, but I don't know.

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>>34766622
>just a few million dollars, no biggie haha

>>34766640
>Only problem might
how do you plan on getting there

>>34766640
>Under estimating savages that lives on hunting on their home turf.

>wanting to live in a place probably infested by parasites from their shits.

>>34766626
that looks like it has 0 fucking wind cover and no way to farm crops

>>34766682
They're isolated and probably vulnerable to disease that we aren't, like flu. Bioweapons is probably a good way to do it. Then wait for the dust to settle

>>34766676
Boat

>>34766682
>Under estimating savages that lives on hunting on their home turf.

primitive natives are usually atrocious at fighting

the natives in Guinea would shit on arrows, walk out to a field, yell at each other, shoot some arrows, and then both sides would leave once a few of them got hit. The victims on both sides would then die of infection, and their families would swear a debt of blood, and this would restart the cycle of shit-arrow-flinging.

They did this for thousands of years. The Aztecs, a bloody society built on war, got completely wiped out by a handful of conman adventurers with arquebus and horses.

>>34766700
>Boat
how do you plan on smuggling weapons past customs and enforcement, let alone the coast guard and navy

>>34766685
It's out of the water with those cliffs, has shrubs n shit so we could clear farming land, and airstrip would be very viable, would just need to find another island nearby to borrow lumber from.

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>>34764381

>>34764381
You have to consider the possibliity of international backlash, in the form of nato , you would need to keep this opperation quiet and give off the impression that the /k/ommandos are just another warlord. We would need anti aircraft systems as a back up, in case they get interested. I would also highly advise a large quantity of technicals for provision procurement and inter-tribal warefare.

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>>34764577
>thinking anyone on k is well equipped for combat

>>34766735
>how do you plan on smuggling weapons past customs and enforcement, let alone the coast guard and navy

>buy boat
>put guns on boat
>sail into ocean

wow that was very hard

>>34766735
with /k/ube magic of course

Or a submarine

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>>34766735
>>34766754
>>34766757
Setting sail with weapons is not an issue if they're legal in your country. The big problems when sailing with weapons come when you're trying to clear into a foreign port with different firearm laws.

That being said, in this hypothetical situation we wouldn't be clearing in anywhere, there is no customs office on North Sentinel. There isn't even anywhere to land, really. Pic related (north-western corner of the island).

>>34766754
>sail into ocean
sail through multiple countries waters and not expecting to get stopped

>>34766395
I like it.

>>34766622
but muh sovereignty

Not with an uninhabited Island, there is no one monitoring it. You could live there for months and nobody would notice. Even more if you hide under dense foliage and use camo.

Caroline Island might be a good location.

>>34766347
nothing good comes easily bro

>>34766798
>sail through multiple countries waters and not expecting to get stopped

multiple country's waters... you mean the US and India? You would have to run about 14 miles of Indian ocean under-the-radar - far from the coast of actual India - which would be trivially easy.

>>34766781
>there is no customs office on North Sentinel.

instead of a stamp, you get an arrow through your chest from the locals, who have killed anyone who landed there for the last milennia.

oh, and who know the forest there inside out, unlike /k/

I would love to watch this slaughter, a bunch of overweight gun-toting fantasists, vs stone age trained hunters.

via a webcam.

because I certainly wouldn't be setting foot on that island.

>>34766906
All /k/ would have to do would be to drop some disease ridden parasites that are unique to the western world then wait a few weeks. It'd be just like the Columbus landing

>>34766906
The first peaceful contact with the Sentinelese was made by Triloknath Pandit, a director of the Anthropological Survey of India, and his colleagues on 4 January 1991.

>>34766906

you watch too many movies. primitive cultures are shit at fighting. Combine that with *literally never having seen a gun in their lives*, and you're looking at a pretty easy fight.

>>34766937
>primitive cultures are shit at fighting
compared to whom, a group of neckbeards that will die of scurvy on the way over

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Looking at the Sentinelese population, I'd say it'd be a pretty easy fight

>>34767006
>get murdered and buried in sand by nightfall

>>34766238
It's been going on long before you got here.

>>34766238
Bunch of teenagers fantasizing about war by invading a defenseless island and then not thinking about how some parent nation would immediately send a rescue force and kill every /k/id that took part of the invasion.

>>34766640
Sentinel Island is under the protection of India. It is illegal to set foot on the island and people have been arrested just for sailing in the shallow waters near the island.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEsNc1HXoYc

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>>34765005
This. Lots of this.

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>>34767015

oh shit, how will be able to see them coming?! if only there were thousands of years of technology we could take advantage of to somehow see people at night

>>34767235
He wasn't saying that you'd be attacked at night. He was mocking you and saying you'd be dead before the end of the day.
>learn to read

>>34764924
wasnt it 19 US to like 1k skinnies?

>>34766626
>Build entire settlement out of plastic bullshit that just washes ashore

>>34764877
>Take over Midway Atoll
>reactivate all the infrastructure
>???

>>34765921
kys newfag, the kube has been around longer that that shit kekistan, guess ur from pol too because of that statement as well to so neck yourself as well

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Should find a way to buy it off the US government and go independent.

the runway is still there and servicible. Along with some underground structures on the minor islands. it was used to dispose of chemical and biological weapons during the cold war.

>>34767398
There are like 40-60 people living on Midway Atoll.

One possibility is to land on Johnston Atoll. It has a 9000-foot runway and is dredged to accommodate warships, so access by plane or boat is no problem.

There is an issue, however, as it was used for nuclear weapons testing in the 50s, 60s and 70s (and had a rocket malfunction and explode, covering the whole island in plutonium) and chemical weapons disposal in the 90s. There's a landfill somewhere on the main island where they buried all the plutonium and some of the ashes from incinerating the chemical weapons, but if one just stayed away from that it should be fine.

Apparently it's possible to get a permit to visit, so the contamination can't be that bad. Just bad enough for /k/ to live out their S.T.A.L.K.E.R dreams I imagine.

On a scale of 1-10, how mad would the United States Fish and Wildlife Service be about someone setting up camp there?

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>>34767449
You can see all the dredging that has been done around the islands to accommodate ships with deep drafts.

>>34766409
Was that a submarine at one time?

>>34766735
>let alone the coast guard and navy
>Indian Navy
kek

>>34767449
>covering the whole island in plutonium
>There's a landfill somewhere on the main island where they buried all the plutonium and some of the ashes from incinerating the chemical weapons, but if one just stayed away from that it should be fine.
>weapons grade plutonium available for access
/k/ has WMDs within three years?

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>>34767482
No, it was a steam powered cargo ship. The big round thing in the middle is the boiler I think. Steam shipwrecks usually deteriorate like this, the boiler lasts way longer than the hull, it's pretty cool.

Pic related is SS Kakapo, a wreck outside of Cape Town. Same thing, almost everything is gone but the boiled and the hull reinforcing beams.

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>>34767531
Yeah, that's why I was thinking the Fish and Wildlife Service may have some issues with a bunch of weapon enthusiasts setting up camp on Johnston Atoll.

Still, it'd be really cool. I mean just look at it.

>>34767578
>Yeah, that's why I was thinking the Fish and Wildlife Service may have some issues with a bunch of weapon enthusiasts setting up camp on Johnston Atoll.
How often do they check the island for visitors?

>>34767602
Coast Guard still flies by it and uses the airstrip for S&R missions.

The tree police will probably have issue with us not bringing enough supplies, leaving behind trash, and then calling to be rescued.

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>>34767602
Since scientists and whatnot can apply for permits I imagine there's actually a fair amount of people coming and going, at least compared to some of the other islands discussed ITT. Other islands managed by the FWS seem to be visited once a year of every other year.

Pic related: Pluto Yard aka Stalker heaven

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>It's another "4chan board invades a country" thread

I do like these, even if its all role playing and theory.

>>34767754
Yeah, I enjoy them thoroughly as well. I thought this plan was fairly cool >>34765755

What about Wake Island?

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>>34767833
m7 this isnt Arma 3 BR

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>>34767833
Not sure that'd be a great idea...

/pol/ had the right idea with Tuvalu.

Literally nobody cares about them except Britcucks who won't do anything because their queen has their balls in her purse. They have no army and their entire navy consists of one patrol boat with a 20mm. Their sole sources of income are selling .tv domains and whining to charity groups about how their islands are sinking.

It would be a decent tropical tourist spot in the South Pacific... IF the natives cleaned up all their fucking garbage everywhere. Which they don't.

>>34767862
>garrison of 94
>comes with nukes
Doesn't sound too difficult. Capture the silo, retarget the nukes on whoever feels the urge to attempt to take the island from us, threaten to launch to force a retreat. Nuclear deterrent works for North Korea, why wouldn't it work for Kubeland?

>>34767904
94 of even the most green FOBbites would wreck /k/s shit

>>34767904
>retarget the nukes
I don't think it works like in the movies where there's a computer and you type in "WASHINGTON" and the entire world collectively gasps right afterwards.

>>34767875
It's going to be under water in less 50 years desu, it would be short term but your right it would work.

>>34767955
50 years more than exceeds the life expectancy of anyone living in /k/s hippity-hoppity-get-off-my-property land.

>>34767875
It's going to be under water in less 50 years desu, it would be short term but your right it would work.

>>34767987
True, I'm in. Also check out >>34767361

>>34767862
>>34767904
>longest runway in entire fucking Pacific
>strategic airfield for the USAF
>FUCKING NUCLEAR MISSILE SILOS
Son, that garrison of 94 people probably doesn't count the DDG assigned to patrol the waters around the island.
Or the aircraft stationed at the airfield.
About half of that population are probably combatants (the others being skilled technicians to keep the ordnance and aircraft in working order). That leaves 47 blueballed airmen/Marines that haven't seen any fucking action since they've been assigned to that island.
Any attack on the island with the intention to land troops and CAPTURE THE FUCKING SILO will be equivalent to slathering their dicks in BBQ sauce and sticking them balls deep into a ratel den.
...Fuck, I want this scenario to get written up. OPFOR could be DPRK SOF or some shit.

>>34766660
Setting up an expedition and colonizing the island won't be cheap either. The question is whether we save money on the colonization and sustaining the colony by buying an island closer to civilization, or if squatting on an island in bumfuck nowhere is more cost-effective.

It's not just about getting the land, it's about making it habitable for the indefinite future. We'll need logistics chains to supply ammo for /k/topia, and in the long term we need internet for anime tiddies.

>>34768060
An Alaska crab fishing boat can be had for just under 200k and will be more then seaworthy enough to transport everything we need across the Pacific.

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>>34768097
Agreed.

Sticking with my original plan of Nikumaroro Island (>>34765755), I think something like pic related would be perfect to have, both for dredging and transporting vehicles.

Tow it behind the other vessel and load things like bulldozers and cars on it. They're usually rated to carry around 200 tons as well as massive amounts of fuel. Could be used to dredge the lagoon in that island to accommodate deep draft vessels.

This particular one was $250k but I'm sure you could find cheaper. It had a bunch of other equipment on it.

>>34768258
That doesn't look particularly seaworthy.

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>>34768280
Good point. There are ocean-going barges too, but why buy one when we can just liberate this one?

>>34767911
there are probably 6 MPs on the island total. they would be the only ones armed. Normally only a m9 and maybe a shotgun or m4 in the truck.

any other arms would be locked up in the arms room. the ammo would be locked up separately.

charter and airplane and fly to wake island. declare an emergency and reroute to land at wake. the day shift MPs will be there with the initial response to your landing. wearing level II armor. so you can shoot them right away. then you take their truck and rush to the MP station and the arms room. jam their duty radios and use suppressors. so you can get to the MP station before they are aware. quickcuff everyone and round them up into the airport terminal.

the fort hood shootings lasted 10 minutes each. that was on a base where dozens of armed MPs are patrolling and federal civilian police at the gates.

>>34767955

Maybe not
http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/nasa-confirms-falling-sea-levels-for-two-years-amidst-media-blackout_07272017

>>34766626
This island seems really good, actually. Those high cliffs would protect from rising seas. You'd just need to plant a forest before you got there to get some wind protection. What trees grow fast and tall and can survive in salty environments? Underground might work also.
Huge amount of plastic scrap to build with is a definite plus and gives you a reason to be there in the first place. Can someone get me more info about this island? I feel like we just skipped a potential gold mine.

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>>34768704
A lot of information here: http://www.britlink.org/overseas-territories/pitcairn-islands/henderson-island/

Apparently there's thick vegetation growing with a canopy around 30 ft up, so on ground level it's probably fairly well protected from wind and sun.

Unfortunately it's a UNESCO world heritage site, and one of only two "raised coral atolls" left in the world, so we're in for shit if we decide to go there I think.

>>34768772
Shit, even if we go there under the intentions of mostly cleaning plastic at first we'd be fucked?

>>34765921
>/pol/ shitting on the native board culture yet again
This is why nobody likes you; You're all a bunch of fucking heretics who don't know when to shut your mouths and keep them shut and you demand that everyone around you live and act like you even though you're the immigrant here.

>>34768772
Pitcairn Island is the next island over. It has actual people living there. Though it is a British territory.

If we are going to bother with taking British territory. I say we get South Georgia Island. 30 inhabitants and the british military only comes by a few times a year with an airplane or ship.

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YOU'RE ALL FAGGOT SKY-SEERS
LONG LIVE THE /K/AVE

>>34766751
with motorized shopping scooters to haul ammo and tactical Cheetos maybe for like 5-10 minute increments

>>34768838
This. The molemen shall always be the /k/ube's most faithful worshippers, a diet of salamanders, mushrooms, and mushroom wine is all a devout /k/ommando needs.

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>>34768772
>30m elevations covered with trees
That's almost too good to resist. Shame there isn't anywhere protected to anchor a boat somewhere.

>>34768791
I don't know where they draw the line, if you check this link:
https://www.google.se/maps/place/Henderson+Island/@-24.3401639,-128.3281132,3a,75y,296.3h,87.25t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sw56lzQ3jaqtrNbSXgGpoKQ!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo2.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3Dw56lzQ3jaqtrNbSXgGpoKQ%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D271.5%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656!4m5!3m4!1s0x9e43f2cfaa5822c5:0x58ba891a3ed4565f!8m2!3d-24.3743769!4d-128.3271112

Someone went on there and brought a decent amount of gear with them. But there's a big step from that to actually creating a settlement on the island.

>>34768859
Is that little cove on the island? I thought the whole this was cliffs. That would definitely make things easier. Could set up a small port there.

>>34768856
The /k/ave dream has been alive for over 4 months now. Still plenty of active members and there's lots of dedication. No purchase of land or anything of the sort yet, but in due time.

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>>34768824
>South Georgia Island
Are you the same guy that suggested "Isla de los Estados" some posts up?

From the South Georgia wikipedia page:
>The climate is classified as polar, and the weather is highly variable and harsh; making a tundra (ET) in Köppen Climate Classification.

I'm not gonna fight the UK for a piece of frozen rock.

>>34768891
I think it's just photo trickery, or it might be the beach on the western side of the island. It's pretty much all cliffs, with beaches on the western, northern and eastern sides, pic related.

>>34768940
>the /k/ave dream has been alive for four months
My man, what
Mole-/k/ has been a thing since, fuck, I'm fairly sure it was either last year or '15 that Moleman came around. Or do you mean alive as in "actively people who actually would pitch into such a project if it happened"?

>>34766962
>scurvy
cmon, fucking retarded sailors figured this one out in the 1700s
Just pack some fruit and you're good

>>34768976
you think /k/ommandos are seriously gonna eat fruit? Gummies maybe, but not actual fucking fruit

>>34768966
I mean an active group who are willing and able to pitch in to such a project. There's a geologist, actual tunnel rat, guy with industrial knowledge, blacksmiths, people experienced with agriculture, and etc.

>>34769004
>he doesn't enjoy sucking the juice from a lime
>or peeling and devouring a banana
>or shoving handfuls of blueberries into his mouth
>he's never lived in a house with blackberries growing a stones throw away
I mean I can't speak for the rest of the /k/ommandos but given the choice of fruit or scurvy I'm sure they'd invariably pick fruit

>>34764381
you gotta prepare some desalination tools and quickly cultivating saltwater fish and prawn farms nuturing your fields to survive the (((cuck))) country blockade on your island

>>34769024
Power and water was pointed out in >>34765474, my family rents a boat every summer that uses a RO watermaker powered almost entirely by solar- and wind generators. It easily supplies fresh water for two families for drinking, cooking, showering etc. Only reason it isn't fully powered by solar is because there's no space on the boat, having an island solves that problem.

Fish is very plentiful around these atolls. Some source of carbohydrates other than coconuts would need to be planted (unless there is something growing already, I haven't read enough about local flora or what the locals grow and eat).

>>34765971
sorcery??!??!?

>>34765755
But surely the whole point of a real life /k/ountry is to become a conquering world power?

>>34766210
But if you enslave them you have a source of labour, saving future headaches desu!

>>34764381
the eternal merchant will shut us down

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>>34764381
This shit is cancer join the New Rhodesia Expedition if you want a new life and homeland. This shit is just cancer and pol tier meme.

>>34764577
You have my mosin anon sir, but someone else will need to bring ammo

lets go boys

>>34769966
Honestly this. At least the New Rhodesia group seems to actually making progress instead of just fantasizing.

http://newrhodesia.com/

>>34764697
Act quasi-legit and run anti-piracy programs and I'd bet you'd be left alone...

>>34764924
The Rangers got fucked over because Clinton didn't want to give them air support because it would look bad. He wanted it to be low key and not too "military looking".

>>34764693
Ok, scratch the town. Just build a good one on top.

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>Nikumaroro Island

This is where they think Amelia Earhart crashed, but they haven't found conclusive evidence. A possibility other than >>34766347 is to go there as a search party for any clues as to whether she actually did crash there, and then just stay there.

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>>34770942
You people are so fucking stupid, how many god damn times do you need to have your money taken from you before you learn?

You deserve to get scammed.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouvet_Island

Why not Bouvet Island? It's the most remote island on Earth. It's 1600 miles from the nearest point of land.

We will turn this island into a bunker.

>>34773314
High latitudes really aren't very conducive to making a settlement I think. We'd have to spend large amounts of time, effort and resources on insulating and heating shelters.

>>34764697

This guy has a point. There is an international Maritime Security effort, both militarily and commercially, to keep the Gulf of Aden and Suez Canal free from any potential dangers (pirates, autists from /k/, etc.). The moment any group tries funny business in that area, they'll be sent to the fishes. Literally the whole European economy with Asia goes through that water way. Various European militaries have battleships in the area and would just blast your shit from a distance, if the Somalians don't get to you first.

>>34766395

Well... South Africa has a wildlife program with scouts and armed guards. However, strict physical fitness is required and you need to be a SA national in order to work with firearms. Plus the overall living standard sucks.

>>34772984
Never said I signed up for it, dumbass

>>34773314
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouvet_Island

Who doesn't want to live in a hole on Cape Circumcision?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cape_Circoncision

>inb4 b-but it's cirCONcision, not cirCUMcision
>Greek and Latin, /k/omrade

>>34769966
>>34770942
>join ebin /pol/ack rhodesiameme, have to spend time around heretics who don't even stay true to the way of man
>join the /k/olony, spend time around true believers who know that war is the way of man
I'll take the latter obtion. Fuck heretics, Ave Nex Alea.

>>34777952
Fair enough, but as far as I can tell, this Rhodesiameme is actually happening. Though I wouldn't actually consider joining until they've sent their first or second wave of "colonists"