I was inspecting my family's bugout bags and I found this

>>34742797
Blue Waffle maker.

>>34742797
anal spreader

>>34742797
Dragon dildo

Looks kinda like old school ice pack...

>>34742797
Autistic slingshot.
Can shoot steel balls, paintball balls. Pretty powerful desu.

>>34742807
No it's made of plastic.

>>34742808
I was worried about that but it doesn't look like any sex toy I've ever seen. I don't want to ask him in case it is.

>>34742797
pocket shot arrow pouch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAB86chFits

>>34742817
Oh thank goodness. Any more info about what these are called? I was worried I'd have to talk with the wife about what her son has been up to. Thank you!

>>34742807
+1

>>34742830
>>34742821

>>34742830
>Any more info about what these are called?
Pocket shot for vat19
Pocket hammer
Arrow pouch
Autistic slingshot

That's what I know.

>>34742797
I dont know anon.

>>34742821
Huh. Learn something new every day. I'm actually kind of proud of my wife's son now and feel bad about my suspicions.

>>34742830
Hey, at least if he's packing a buttplug in his BoB, you know he's not getting anyone pregnant anytime soon.

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>>34742848
>wife's son

>trying this hard

Meh. Old /k/ would of trolled it was a buttplug longer.

>>34742797
>>34742821
Obviously the inventor of these just wanted an excuse to own a buttplug without suspicion

>>34742855
>don't notice th goofy lion
>don't notice the giant FINLAND text
>can still tell she's a Finn just because she's a cute.
Fucking stop, it's not fair that you have so many adorable, violent little women

>>34742797
Looks perfectly legal to own. Say, do you by any chance own any dogs?

>>34742797
>literally says "the pocket shot" on it
>what is google

try harder faggot

>>34742876
>adorable, violent little women
How free on a scale of 1-10 is finnland?
tat scale using USA as a baseline of 8

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>>34742821

>>34743097
My ex is Finnish. Finland is pretty metal desu, people there drink vodka in ovens the size of rooms while self flagellating. Anyone have the screenshot of finanon talking about walking barefoot through the ice and having a naked Loli beat him with barbed wire in a sauna? Fuckingcrazy/10

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>>34743097
IIRC somewhere between Kiwis and britfags, so I'll give it a 5.

States>Canada/New Zealand>Finnish/some Eastern Europe>west Europe>Ausfailia

>>34742797
>inspecting my family's bugout bags
You sound like a cool dad.
I'm glad your son isn't sticking dragon dildos up his ass.

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>>34743178
Jesus Australia, what's wrong with you?

>>34743178
That sign's fake btw
https://www.northernstar.com.au/news/no-helmet-no-run-sign-creates-confusion/3136914/

>>34742797
Um, what does his "flashlight" look like Anon? Just curious...

>>34743221
Fake sure but believable and that's almost just as frightening.

>>34743235
No reason to diss yourself so hard, but whatever floats your boat.

>>34742819
Let's be frank, anon. When shit hits the fan, if it really goes long term, are you going to want to be pumping babies into your wife? The contraceptives are going to run out. Is she already into anal? If not, you're going to be turning to someone close for comfort. Maybe it's not all bad that your son has a fascination with phalic objects.

>>34743166
can't they fuck 14yr olds in finland?

>>34743268
Think they raised the age to 16. Doubt anyone would care though.

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>>34743221
Thank fuck. I looked for something to disprove it earlier but couldn't find anything. That makes me feel a tiny bit better about what's going on over there.

That said, that beach does appear to ban such reckless activities as kite flying and frizbee. Please tell me this one is fake too.

you know what it is!

>>34743261
>YWN have to find shelter from a cold, driving rain with your small family in the middle of the night
>strip your clothes off and huddle together under a few sparse blankets to conserve warmth, fearing the light of a fire would attract marauders or worse
>never cling to your young and once innocent son, pressing him between yourself and your naked wife
>never caress her thighs and hips and grow hard against your step son
>never hear the soft, stifled moan of your son discovering his sexuality as your shaft presses against him, no choice but to either pull him against it or freeze to death.

>>34742876
>cute

I find some of almost any race attractive, but that mongol woman is not particularly "cute"

>>34743381
Then you have poor taste, anon. I bet you think the high cheek bones, slender frame, and tall stature of high fashion are the epitome of attractiveness, failing to realize those are almost always physically weak women with no drive beyond looking like they are worth fuckign rather than actually being worth fucking.

>>34742797
It's a ghetto slingshot. Pretty effective. You can load it with rocks/skewers and kill small game

the ones I have used were garbage. The slingshots I see people hunting with are only five inches long anyway, not massive wrist rocket contraptions, so why use one of these?

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>>34742855
That's wife material right there.

>>34743346
>no dogs
>no beach games
>no kites
>no shell collecting
>no smoking
>no drinking
Why even bother going to the beach at that point? To get sunburned and sand all in your shit?

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>>34742797
>I was inspecting my family's bugout bags
Does Nutn post on this board now?

>>34742821
Wow. I legit thought it was a butt plug and OP was playing retard.

>>34744401
This

>>34744153
fuckin bogan CUNTS

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>>34744884
God Damn.

>>34742821
Shiiiiiiet
Would have sworn it's some butt plug/dragon dildo.

>>34742876
she ugly asf shit son, you must look like a shit stain on a old hookers mattress

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>>34742855
>ywn have violent slav waifu

why live

>>34747416
>Finn
>Slav
neck yourself

>>34747360
I would have tried to sit on it :3

>>34742821
It's amazing how many people failed to read the name ON the product

>>34749855
Seriously, the Sami, Finns, Estonians and Basque are like the oldest people in Europe.
So older than Germans and Slavs.

You other euros are the first wave of illegal immigrants.

>>34742797
If nobody has already said buttplug, that's my guess.

>>34750198
I just used the image search, didn't even see the name.

What does it say about our culture that most peoples first thought was a butt plug?

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>>34742821
well uh, that sure came as a surprise

i thought i was getting memed on

>>34750198
reading is for faggots

>>34750198
>the pocket shot

Definitely sounds like a butt toy

>>34744153
>no shell collecting
It's so someone doesn't accidentally pick up a live cone snail and get stung severely.