>innacanals >turn corner >see this >"10-91d

>>34741763
brain him with a crowbar

>>34741763
throw a headcrab at him

>>34741763
Hit him with a can

>>34741763
Look over there, a three headed Dr Freeman!

>>34742029
I second this
Throw can and stare blankly, no words shall be spoken.

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>>34742029
Soda can combine did nothing wrong

>>34742126
No words.
Only DEATH.

I pick up the can.

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ive always wanted a usp match because of HL2

Surely, their must be a barrel full of explosives nearby. I'll just hit it once with my crowbar, then walk back and wait for it to explode next to them.

>>34742579
The amount of explosive barrels in HL2 is fucking ridiculous.

I love the look of their police uniforms.

>>34742345
It does look sexy

>>34742345
It makes me want to get a USP expert as a compromise

>>34741763

Tell him Half Life 2 is shit compared to the first Half Life

>>34741763
Kill the subject and return to my security duties.

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>>34742345
>Tfw i could have gotten one in .45 acp for $900 but phugged it up

>>34741763
Fight them with no arms - suicide. Admit it, Combine is fucking strong - take over all Earth for 7 hours. Gonna surrender and join them

>>34743287
shhh my child. it was only 45. You'll find a 9 soon. I believe in you :3

kill them all with ease because they don't know how to thought police when somebody has a gun

>>34743500
Fighting back is better than slowly having your entire population whittled down over time by arrests and beatdowns, on top of not being able to make more babies

>>34741763
which combloc mask does the combine use again?