>be me >in military >officer asks loudly, "WHY

>>34735688
you're a dumbass

>>34735731
Fpbp

>>34735731
how so?

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>>34735688
>Not responding with pic related

>>34735743
have fun being stuck at the big red one on fence duty for the rest of your enlistment

That's something 14yr olds say

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>>34735688
God damnit Gump, you are a genius!

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>>34735688
>every adult's reaction to your cowadooty tier response

>>34735688
>"Well personally I like to kill things, sir!"
I really don't know what to say

>>34735688
>when antman joins the military

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>>34735688
>I

>>34735688
>things that never happened
The report button is easy to find guys

>>34736006
Hah

>all these newfags who haven't seen full metal jacket
I'm going to fucking kill myself, this is ridiculous

>>34736730
the movie is over rated, to be honest

>>34736730
do they still force burger grunts to sing the song about eskimo pussy that's mighty cold?

>join navy
>feel at least 2 dicks stroke by my ass every shower

What the fuck is wrong with these guys, I thought homosexuals were looked down upon in the military.

>>34736843
They are. But you joined the Navy.

>>34736787
No, it's considered obscene and offensive.

>>34736787
No, Ive gotten bitched at for the extended yellow bird, baby seals, and my girls a vegetable 3 years ago when I was still active army.

>>34736843
Stop showering with the black guys homo!

>>34737089
>my girls a vegetable

>>Sometimes I play a joke
>>Pull the plug and watch her choke

i chuckled