where/ how can we found kubeland/kubica/etc should we: a] buy

>>34732016
Island is probably the best idea desu
The only problem is funds

>>34732180
indeed
we could see if a kickstarter works
but would anyone care about sealand if it was taken over? they don't seem to have allies of any sort

>buy island
>/k/tards arrive, celebrate for a while
>if they weren't smelly already, they start smelling after 20 minutes
>someone wants to take a shower
>realize there's no fresh water because private island
>meh whatever
>after shitposting in the official "we did it-thread" for another 20 minutes, batteries start dying
>realize there's no electricity because private island
>doritos run out
>realize there isn't a 7-11 on the corner because private island

It would never work.

>>34732202
stalkers are sent in first to establish bare essentials food/water supplies/shelters
kidnap some guys from /sci/ and make them build generators for us

>>34732226
solar panels are pretty much plug and play now-a-days, solar panels power water desalination, survive on MREs until crop grows

>>34732324
>Start mining operations to increase GDP
>Fund State military with this
>Annex more islands
>Repeat ad infinum
>Now a world power

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>>34732324
>survive on MREs until crop grows

>How long do crops take to grow?
>What is soil science?
>Have you ever had to live off MRE's?

We could call the Island /k/fat camp because aside from starving to death it'd be a great way for some of you porkies to drop a few pounds.

With a private island need water desalination. Maybe hydroelectric and solar for energy.

/k/ arms
guns for days

sealand arms
possibly an old cannon
i like these odds

>>34732350
thats the dream

>>34732016
We annex Sealand. Post the comics.

>>34732016
Private island would probably work best.
>no gubbermint reeeeeeeee
>plenty of saltwater for water processing
>practice beaches for landing operations
>can get fishing operations up to provide initial food supply
>maybe get a volcano for daily virgin sacrifices to the /k/ube
>traps in hula skirts and coconut bras

Only downside is the cost and the risk of being encircled by a more competent navy than ours. Well that and living on an island full of you mouthbreathers

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>>34732452
delivering in progress

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>>34732452
delivered

>>34732533
>>34732538
Nice dubs there, chief.

>>34732555
trips have been checked

>>34732533
>>34732555
is this some sort of wombo combo?

1 poster in thread
but what would we call the island?
i'll list the things i can think of
kubeland kubeica kubeia kubeistan

>>34732563
Well, shit, that grid's looking fine as is.

>>34732569
Suppose it was.

>>34732353
We´ll kidnap a bunch of growmen too.

Well, the last time someone tried to invade Sealand it didn't go very well. I would say go for a private island, preferably one that won't go under when sea levels rise more.

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>>34732016
This idea was thrown about on /pol/ for a bit actually, unfortunately that's how the kekistan faggotry was born. I'd love to make a /pol/ac/k/ colony one day desu.

Btw, are any of you familiar with the New Rhodesia project?

>>34732752
Dudes planning on homesteading in the bush of the DRC. Sounds legit.

>>34733108
Are any of you fags on /k/ going to get in on that? From what I understand its 5 years mandatory militia

>>34733150
From the sounds of it most of /k/ would be grossly unfit for military service.

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>>34733265
An Army of Dale's would be pretty fun

>>34733306
No doubt.

>>34733150
Really curious on the logistics of their operation. They have a projected timeline of May 1st 2018 to have people in Kinshasa to scout out the area they're looking at occupying. I really wonder what they have in mind for holding that ground. They'd need arms, manpower, and self sustainability in case whatever backers they have flake out.

>>34732353
You only need 2 weeks for edible veggies to start popping up, but you need to do it at the right time of year and tend them carefully

>>34734173
Have to grow extra crops to feed livestock as well, if there isn't much pasture. Supplement with fishing industry.

>>34734201
Would be a huge radish patch initially most likely, with greens coming up next.

>>34732713
>didn't go very well
details pls

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>>34732016
I've got an idea

>all these people suggesting a /k/-/pol/ colony
It would never work unless /pol/ was used as manual labor and kept out of any sort of position of authority. And even then, I highly doubt most of them would be capable of even basic manual labor.

>>34737247
>I highly doubt most of them would be capable of even basic manual labor.
Exactly. pol is the brains, jar-head

>>34737373
>/pol/ is the brains
/pol/ would be more like Dwarf Fortress nobility; Annoying, useless, and frequent victims of fatal "accidents".

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>>34732016
Annex Seaworld

>>34732409
>implying anyone on /k/ owns a gun

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>not going underground

>>34737942
/k/ave when
SKYSEERS OUT, REEEEEEEEEEE!

>>34732016
>b] annex sealand (how hard can it be?)
Harder than you'd think. It was tried in 1978 with professional mercenaries, and the Prince defended his fortress admirably.

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Go unnaground. JOIN THE /K/AVE TODAY

if any of you goys are interested, can post discord shit
>inb4 HURRRRRR DISCORD IS GAY

>>34738109
HURRRRRRRRRRR DISCORD IS GAY

>>34738119
https://discord.gg/qhnEzc

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>>34738136
>>34738119
>>34738109
why do you guys have to make us look retarded

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>>34738426
>look
>implying the /k/ave isn't gloriously retarded

>>34732016
Central Africa is the only reasonable option.

>only place you could get away with stealing your own micro-nation
>fertile enough that even /k/ won't starve
>get to shoot the inevitable robbing niggers

>>34739964
>pretend they're zombies because they all have HIV

>>34739964
>central africa
>fertile

that's why they have hunger there all the time

>>34739964
You really shouldn't underestimate african warlords and the military of some african nations.

>>34740411
its just that nigger can't wrap thier monkey heads around the concept of agriculture
see zimbabwe

i found an island that only costs 200,000 shekels to buy
but its only around an acre, however it is in the middle of a group of islands, perfect for anschluss

>>34741666
is called pink pearl island btw
soon to be kubistan... or kubeland we really need to figure out a name

>>34737838
I'm like 99% sure I'm the only one who owns guns

>>34741703
no one on k has guns?
wut
surely you jest

>>34742362
If you bring 7.62 x 54r then I'll bring my mosin

>>34741654
This.
>be white
>run a successful farm
>commies kick all whites out
>nignogs starve
>"white ppl pls halp

>>34741666
Im sure /k/ could scrounge up more scratch for a bigger island. Or we take over an African micro nation

>>34742663
>wanting to be in africa
>ever

>>34742712
The land itself can be nice in a lot of places. It's the locals that make Africa the shithole it is. Where else would one take over a country without the world knowing/giving much of a damn?

>>34742809
Sweden

Imperialize some land and have sovereignty, then. It does not matter how small this land mass is, all I would really do is host servers, money laundering, tax evasion etc. We would be so fucking rich we could bring in a fresh batch of prostitutes daily.

>>34742809
if we slaughter every nigger in a 10 mile radius of our kompound we should be safe for fear factor alone
>white devils shot up every1 nibba
>o shit better complain to the un
>they don't care tho
>nobody cares tho

>>34742966
this sounds like a pretty fucking good plan of action

>>34732472
>>maybe get a volcano for daily virgin sacrifices to the /k/ube
What good is sacrificing your own army going to do

>>34737942
>>34737987
That reminds me, I haven't seen Moleman on here in a while. Did he die again?

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>>34740411
>Implying this ain't fertile
The problem is they can't into farming.

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>>34739964
GUYS
>Track down legendary Mokele-mbembe
>Breed massive herds of Sauropod dinosaurs
>Take over the rest of Africa with dinosaur cavalry

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>>34742941

>>34742941
The world only doesn't care if you take over Sweden if you're a mudslime.

>>34743109
We can use it to get rid of the lazy/useless /k/ommandos, while simultaneously paying blood tribute to the /k/ube

>>34745484
smart

>>34732016
Island

>>34745484
>literally trying to start beta uprising on a small island stock full of guns, outnumbered 1:20

>>34732016
>Start with a ridiculously large sum of money
>Send low-cost ships to Island on a regular basis
>Establish colonial presence in the name of /k/, kekistan, /k/ube, whatever
>Build barracks
>MUHREEN vets start training autists
>Conquer the rest of the Island's indigenous people
>Start shitposting on /int/ for people to come to our Island
>Farm
>Mine metals and minerals
>Start making reproduction Mosins and Enfields
>Sell said Repro Mosins and Enfields to rest of the world
>Have a weapons-based economy within 5 years
>Build a Navy
>Start liberating Pacific Islanders and Polynesians
>Become a pacific Empire

>>34748400
>Start shitposting on /int/ for people to come to our Island

That is just going to turn us into any other country. The pure autism is what will separate us and keep us going where every other nation has fallen

>>34748556

Are refugees welcome?

>>34748601
Only if they pass our tests, seeing as we're inbred enough as is

>>34748601
only if they are willing to take a "shower" first

>>34751533
gas chambers?

thread is dead :(

>>34753545
I'm still here my lord.

>>34753661
exellent!
now we need to get the thread back on its feet
how about we all go into ms paint and design a flag, coat of arms and medals
drawfag comp

>>34743220
This would be an excellent source of meat as well.

>>34741483
I mean I just need 10,000 dollars funding to make a delete this rite nao railgun I desgined. Can I be in charge of military r&d? Or r&d in general...

>>34753828
sure, i mean if we ever get this off the drawing board

>>34753847
Neath friend. I want a major part of the countries agriculture to run off hydroponics and aquaponics. We can build desalination plants and water generators and be largely self sufficient that way. And have my rail guns mounted at 5 mile intervals around walls and we don't have to give a shot about dindu kangs and shit.

>>34753886
do you have a design for the railguns?

I think we are forgetting one very important thing. We must liberate the murder kube to place it in our kapital. Right now it is a holy object in an unholy place. I don't know if y'all are fully aware of the context it was built in or the museum it's in now.

>>34753893
I do but I'm on my phone so not at the moment. Basically it solved the "do we evaporate the rail gun each shot because we used cheap rails or do we use billion dollar alloys for the rails" problem by having cheap rails on a revolver on each side. You get ten shots and then service the gun with what is basically a speedloader for the rails on each side.

>>34753900
we would have to properly create kubeland first
but how would we get the kube without getting ourselves in deep shit

>>34753911
thats pretty damn good

>>34753925
It's not like we are stealing the Muslims rock. It's an art piece at a museum. If we come in with a helicopter, blow out the roof and take it back our land nothing will happen.

we just kidnap some third world farmers to provide food.

>>34753932
The rails would be made of thicc galvanized steel pipe which you soak in a solution or some shit that I don't quite remember and it coats it in a paper thin layer of copper. Good conductivity to strength ratio for the one shot it is expected to deliver. Metal then gets smelted and recycled.

>>34753943
i guess thats true

>>34753963
i can already tell that our countrys main source of income would be selling these

what part of africa should we start off in, though an island sounds alot better but theres not much fertile land on an island
choices, choices
if we took new caledonia first we should have enough land to farm but the french might get on our asses

>>34754016
I want you to look at Somalia on Google earth. Zoom in fairly close and scroll along the coastline. Tell me what you see. If you have the strategic mind to beat a cricket at tic-tac-toe you will see what I see. And fuck no we aren't selling our main tactical advantage.

>>34754038
what part of the coastline?
i'm just a little bit too lazy to look over the entire thing

>>34754069
Shit I don't know man the northern half? Not THAT close.

>>34753943
Last I heard it was in storage at the moment. Part of me suspects a better way of obtaining it would be through barter. All we gotta do is obtain some high value artifacts that the museum would want, and offer them in exchange for the /k/ube. I'm sure that within a year of operations being operated we could have enough artifacts to trade for it, especially if we go with the Africa route.

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these mountians look pretty green?
please excuse my autism i'm a bit tired at the moment

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>>34754107
This fool. Big island connected by a tiny land bridge. Show up in a chrome power suit and give the locals some fishing trawlers after killing whoever has been causing them the most problems and boom, loyal subjects and a fishing economy.

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>>34754038
This?

>>34754121
Das it mane

>>34754119
looks pretty promising

>>34754145
It's also Somalia so the CIA isn't going to show up and push our shit in. I also have an idea for masking a sub to sonar by instead of making it look quite or small it shows and XBAWKSHUEG signature so it would he impossible to target. Put this on an antique sub with deployable floaters with the rail guns mounted and there is your naval defense.

>>34754145
apparently it was a trading port in the 1st century, the perfect place for >>34754076 plan to liberate the kube peacefully

>>34754167
you, sir are a genius

>>34754180
I demand the title of Worldbuilder and to be in charge of vidya development, military r&d, and our space program and you have my services.

>>34754208
>space program
might be a little too optimistic on that front but the rest should be easy to grant

>>34754247
>>34754247
Don't worry m8 I have plans for that too. This is literally my my anime protagonist tier plans to have a full economy fueling my plans to push humanity to Forrunner level scale because fuck you Im scared of aliums and astroids. Just trust me m8.

>>34754283
k then
we should have a pastebin where we lay out a plan for the capture and holding of the land
wait shit
how many men are realistically going to want to go to somalia and live there

>>34754334
Very few. Which is why I said you have to subjugate the locals

>>34754354
hmmm
population 13,000
those are pretty good numbers providing that they will work with us and not just tell us to fuck off because the UN deal with their problems

>>34754421
13000 for Somalia or for that island? Also we would need really good Internet to all the fellow kommandos involved. And a gun range that is free and looks like a California golf course.

>>34754459
13,000 for the island
the island is also far bigger than it looks, for scale the land bridge is around a kilometer wide

>>34754496
Oh which reminds me we need to either blow that or rig it so we could blow it at any time.

>>34754520
its more of a glorified sandbar so explosives won't be all that effective other than to say
"try cross this bridge and we'll make the thing erupt on your asses

>>34754569
I'm ok with that. Also fuck captcha. Also we are naming this New Sealand. Also I'm the captain now.

>>34754119
>>34754121
Glad we saw the same thing. Only problem I can see it that there's probably already some skirvy dogs dug in there, which we would need to clear out. I've been looking on the coast of Madagascar, and there are quite a few islands around there that we could use prior to setting up FOBs on the mainland. Probably going to want the initial security that an island offers for our training and resource gathering. Only after we have weaponised our autism can we begin to take land.

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>>34736971
Was just about to post something Metal Gear related. Keep up the good work.

>/k/ becomes a privatized military

>>34754617
the sealandfags will just ride on our (hopefully) success to do whatever they do on that glorified helicopter pad

>>34754665
he hasn't read the entire thread yet

>>34737247
From what I know, /fit/ would probably be a good choice along /pol/, but it would be a bit of a stretch

>>34732198
Use patron since kickstarter is just a cheap scam site

>>34732016
Isn't sealand like, smaller than a football field?

>>34754617
mutiny??!!??

also i need to go to sleep now, when you get the time, could you post the railgun designs so that i can think of things that we can do with them. also can you rename yourself to Worldbuilder or something so that i can recognize you when we need to talk more about this later
hopefully the thread will still be up in the morning, but if not i'll make another one

well, goodnight Mr. Worldbuilder
let us continue our scheming tomorrow

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>>34740374
Small topkek

>>34741670
How about no
What is
>artillery
>JDAMS
>Any kind of cover from any kind of fire

>>34739964
>white men getting away with having their own nation in Africa

This isn't the 1800's.

>>34742966
Bruh it's not that simple I'm sure

>>34748601
No because the society that we made would need to be made of warriors, not from pussys

>>34753886
This man will be made chief of science

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>Set up a corporation
>Get rich as fuck
>Purchase ton of land in some african shithole
>Bribe whatever government currently runs the country into giving the region you own a local autonomy
>Proceed to control the autonomous government in any way you like
This is LITERALLY the only way anything resembling functioning, internationaly recognized micronation could theoretically be created.

>>34755190
And you know this to be certain how?

>>34732350
>Start ((banking)) operations to increase GDP
>Fund State military with this
>Annex more islands
>Repeat ad infinum
>Now a world power

UK?

>>34732198
People have tried before. Their family members came in James Bond style with a helicopter and gunned them down and rescued their family.

I'm afraid to say we lack firepower. Taking over an Island in central America or something would be easier.

Bong here, ready to help, can supply near endless Redcoat and other colonial era costumes. also got a few ww1/2 coats and hats

>>34757553
adding to this I live near sealand I also own a good amount of land but I dont really fancy a bunch of /k/ountrymen in my garden

>>34757609
have you read the entine thread yet?
we hve established its xaafuun in somalia that will be the subject of our invasion

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this is our flag

>>34754167
>thinking the military wouldnt rape a small group of fags in africa
lmao the US has been wiping out war lords, rival villages, ect. in africa fort the past 30 years

>>34759482
/k/ is a progressive board. We can do better than that. How about just the Outer Heaven flag (your choice on which one)?

BUMP FOR /K/

>>34759630
hmm, mayhaps /k/ubeland should stay away from swastikas to uphold our image, but the kekistan.jpg only distantly resembles a flag which once had a swastika, and is not as wall known

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>>34759482
no anon
if we stylise the ave nex alea on this flag it will be perfect

>>34759813
I APOLOGIZE KOMRADE I AM BUT A NEW KOMMANDO PLEASE EXCUSE MY NEGLIGENCE